[A funny and humorous couple]

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1. The wife gave birth to a girl, and the husband complained, "Didn't we agree to have a boy? Why did you have to give birth to a girl?"
My wife said, "Whether it's a boy or a girl is determined by the man, how can you blame me?"
Husband: "You can say that in other families, but in our family, I have to ask you for permission even to buy a pack of cigarettes. Do I have the right to decide something as important as whether we have a boy or a girl?"
2. Two housewives met and chatted.
"Yesterday, my husband finally washed his own socks."
Why has he suddenly become so diligent?
"He forgot to take off his socks when he got into the bathtub."
3. My wife was going to the supermarket after dinner, and she put on sunscreen before leaving.
I asked, "Why are you putting on sunscreen so late at night when there's no sun outside?"
My wife said, "You don't know, this sunscreen is almost expired!"
4. After dieting for half a month, I dug out my favorite jeans and put them on. My husband saw me and said, "Wow, you've lost weight! You really have!"
I was so happy that I was about to kiss my husband when I heard him say, "These jeans used to fit you perfectly, but now they're so tight they're clinging to your legs!"
5. The wife looked out the window with envy at a couple sitting affectionately on the grass chatting. She said to her husband, "Look, darling, isn't that young man so nice? He's so considerate to the girl, just like we were back then."
The husband, still looking down at the newspaper, said, "Oh, really? Looks like the young man hasn't won that girl over yet."
6. A young couple had just gotten married. The wife complained to her husband, "Mom and Dad are too anxious. Your mother brought up having a baby again yesterday, saying she wants to hold her grandson as soon as possible."
The husband said: "Mom is a bit too hasty in this matter, but Dad never says much."
The wife pouted and said, "Dad didn't say anything, but he's always carrying around a copy of 'The Art of War' in front of me."
7. The husband often acts excessively while watching sports, so the wife prepared 10 red cards: "One for shouting too loudly, two for breaking things at home, two for drinking too much beer..."
After listening, the husband assured him, "Please use your right of judgment."
The next morning, the wife found many more red cards under her pillow.
The husband explained, "I felt that your 10 sheets weren't enough, so I made another 20 during the break."
8. Around 10 p.m., the mother said to her son, "Your father went drinking. Go downstairs and meet him."
The son, who was playing a game, said, "He drinks every day and we don't have to pick him up, so why do we have to pick him up today?"
Mom: "Didn't you see that the tree downstairs was cut down by the forestry bureau today?"

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