Lazy jokes about a lecherous wife

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I saw a post online where someone said that to make the baby more beautiful, you can't have sex during the ten months of pregnancy.
So I seriously told my wife: "It's fine to have sex more often normally, but you have to hold back during pregnancy. But if you want three kids, that means three years without meat!" (Hahaha, let's see if you can endure it, you little lecher!) My wife shook her head and said: "It's okay, I'll do it, I'll finish in two years!"
I was stunned for a moment… then burst out laughing.
Can you guess what happened?
Here are two more:
the most "coincidental" affairs.
A woman was secretly having an affair while her husband was at work. One day, while they were in bed, the woman heard her husband's car returning. She anxiously called to her lover: "Quickly grab your clothes and jump out the window!" Her lover looked and said: "It's raining heavily outside, you want me to jump out?" "If my husband catches us, we're dead!" the woman cried. Her lover had no choice but to grab his clothes and jump out the window. He ended up jumping right into a group of marathon runners, and had to join them while still holding his clothes.
One runner asked him, "Do you usually run naked?" He replied breathlessly, "Yes, it reduces air resistance." Another runner asked the naked man, "Do you always carry your clothes with you when you run?" He replied, still a little out of breath, "Yes, so I can put them on after the race and drive home." The man then asked, "Do you usually wear condoms while running?" The man said, "Only when it rains."
The most "incomprehensible" affair.

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