Sarcastic and ruthless dry humor between men and women

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1. Woman: A person's attitude can determine his future life.
Man: What do you mean?
Woman: There was a person who treated me badly, and later he became unable to take care of himself.
2. A group of girls flirted with me today, asking me what kind of girl I like.
I calmly replied: Virgin!
"Where can you still find them now?" A group of women echoed, and then I said: So you're not one of them.
Then silence fell.
3. My girlfriend was amazed when she first came to my house: "Even your toilet is made of gold!"
Me: I've never used it before.
4. Today I confessed to my goddess: "Be my girlfriend!"
She got angry and said, "Do you want to die?"
I said, "I do want to die, but I don't know whether you want me to die in your hands or in your arms?"
5. I attended my ex-girlfriend's wedding and ran into an acquaintance who asked me: "Hehe, what brings you here too?"
I said: Let's remember the place where we once fought.
At this moment, everyone at the next table stood up and greeted me, saying, "Oh, it's a comrade-in-arms! Come, sit here!"
I...

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