Classic! Stomach ache.

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1. Ge You invited a friend to dinner. He went to the restroom halfway through, and when he returned, his pants were soaked. Friend: "Why are your pants wet?" Ge You: "It happens all the time since I became famous." Friend: "All the time?" Ge You: "Absolutely! Often, someone next to me who's urinating will suddenly turn around and shout, 'Hey! Isn't that Ge You?!'"
Comment. Being a celebrity has its downsides too. Maybe you should wear a raincoat when you go to the toilet.
2. After putting his son to bed, Dad went back to his own bedroom to sleep. "Dad!" the son called out. "What is it?" "I'm thirsty, can you get me a glass of water?" "Didn't you just drink some? Go to sleep, I've already turned off the lights!" Five minutes later… "Dad! I'm thirsty, can't you get me a glass?" "Didn't I just say that! If you call me again, I'll spank you!" Another five minutes passed… "Dad!" "What now?" "When you come to spank me, you have to bring a glass of water!"
Comment. My stomach hurts a little after reading this. It's a bit old, though.
3. A woman was walking home from her night shift when a man followed her with malicious intent. Terrified, she passed a cemetery and, on a sudden inspiration, said to a grave, "Dad, I'm home! Open the door!" The man, terrified, screamed and ran away. Reassured, the woman was about to leave when suddenly a deep, eerie voice came from the grave: "Daughter, you forgot your keys again!" The woman, horrified, also screamed and ran away. Just then, a grave robber emerged from the grave, saying, "Damn it! You interrupted my work and scared you to death!"

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