Hilarious and funny, guaranteed to make you laugh your head off on New Year's Day!

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1. You're definitely a consistent person; your New Year's wish every year is to find a partner.
2. I wonder if you all poured out last year's bitterness yesterday. Only by pouring it out can you make room for this year's bitterness.
3. I'm missing shoes, I'm missing a bag, and if I calculate, I'm also missing a mink coat... Everyone says women are lustful, but I think women are only lustful in five ways: a yellow gold necklace, a pink iPhone 6, a white Land Rover, a black mink coat, and colorful RMB.
May all women have all five colors in 2016! Go for it! Keep trying!!!
4. "Old Wang, why do you look so preoccupied on New Year's Day?"
"Sigh! The guy next door came back from his holiday these past few days! He just came back like that, and he's always beating the kids..."
5. At the end of the year, the porridge said to the stove, "Wishing you great prosperity in 2016."
The stove said to the porridge, "I'll also burn you."
6. On the first day of 2016, my wife had her period... Can I say this is the legendary "good start"?
7. Only those with long legs can truly celebrate the New Year; those with short legs can only jump.
Only the thin ones can truly celebrate the New Year; the fat ones can only roll.
Only those with partners can truly celebrate the New Year; those without partners can only stay up all night.
While others are partying all night, you're counting down alone in front of your phone, feeling sad and heartbroken.

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