Nine jokes from Xiaoming Season 2

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Xiao Ming Get Out Series Season 2
1. The teacher asked what would happen if there were no friction in the world, and the students answered that there would be car accidents, they wouldn't be able to stand up, and so on.
Xiaoming: Without friction, there would be no humans!
Teacher: Get out.
2. Xiaoming: "Teacher, I have a question."
Teacher: "Get out!"
Xiaoming: "I really have a question! Please look carefully, it's a math question!"
Teacher: "Get out!"
Xiao Ming: "Female teachers these days have no professional ethics!" After saying that, Xiao Ming walked out of the women's restroom!
3. Mingming is in second grade and he is often late for school. One day, the teacher asked him why he was late, and he remained silent for a long time. When the teacher asked again, he suddenly burst into tears!
Teacher: "Why are you crying?"
Mingming: "I prepared a lot of 'reasons for being late' yesterday, but for some reason, I can't think of a single one today!"
Teacher: "Get out..."
4. In music class, the teacher asked, "Which student can sing 'The White-Haired Girl'?"
Xiaoming: "Teacher, I know!"
Teacher: "Everyone, please welcome..."
Xiao Ming: "The White-Haired Girl, with her hooves facing west, carried Tang Sanzang, followed by her three disciples, on their journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, traveling tens of thousands of miles..."
teacher...
5. Xiaoming: "0 is the origin of all things, the dividing line between positive and negative numbers. It is very smooth. Anyone who dares to multiply or divide by it will turn into nothingness."
Teacher: "Is this your reason for getting a zero?!"
6. Teacher: "A child was in a car accident and flew more than ten meters but was unharmed because his big schoolbag cushioned his fall. He said it was the first time he felt that knowledge could change his destiny! So you must study hard, Xiaoming!"
Xiaoming: "Teacher, if he hadn't been carrying such a heavy backpack, he wouldn't have run so slowly and gotten hit by the car, right?"
Teacher: "Get out!"
7. Xiaoming: Teacher, I had a dream last night. I dreamt that you were an emperor and I was a eunuch, helping you to court to listen to the government.
Teacher: Not bad, Xiaoming, you finally said something sensible. I'm very happy. What happened next? Keep telling me.
Xiaoming: Later I woke up excitedly and found that I was holding my little brother.
Teacher: Get out of here.
8. Teacher: "Xiaoming, can you explain to everyone what it means to turn waste into treasure?"
Xiao Ming: "Hmm, for example, moving the fat from the teacher's legs and stomach to her chest..."
Teacher: "Shut up, get out!!!"
9. Teacher: The New Year is here, what are everyone's New Year's wishes?
Xiaoming: Teacher, I don't want you to tell me to get out of here anymore.
Teacher: Okay, I'll never let you get out again.
Xiaoming: Teacher, you're so kind. I'll never spit into your cup again.
Xiao Ming didn't roll out... he was carried out.

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