Honey, is it because your breasts are too big? [5 examples]

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1. I bought a bra, but after wearing it for only two days, the strap broke completely.
I was furious and questioned the shop owner: "Didn't you say the quality was excellent? How come it broke after only two days?!"
The shop owner replied: "Honey, is it because your breasts are too big that they stretched it?
" Me... Okay, I'll give you a good review.
2. I've been single for many years. Last night, after work, I ate barbecue at a roadside stall. After finishing, I called the owner to settle the bill...
The owner was busy and asked the waiter to collect it. The waiter asked, "Who is this?"
The owner replied: "A regular customer, the one who's always single, winter and summer!"
3. A girl dragged a boy home to meet her parents. The parents were very satisfied. The girl's father said to the boy: "Young man! My daughter is in your hands now!
" The boy jumped up, downed his glass of liquor in one gulp, was silent for a moment, and slowly said: "Uncle, are you trying to extort me?"
4. An ugly woman relentlessly pursued a handsome man. The man couldn't refuse her directly, but she wouldn't give up. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore and said to her: "Since ancient times, humans and demons have been destined to be apart. "
And then...
5. A woman asked, "If you could choose randomly, what would you most like me to wear?"
The loser: "Hmm. A sailor uniform! No, no, a nurse's uniform is better! Oh, flight attendants are great too... What to do..."
The rich and handsome man: "A wedding dress."

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