Hilariously funny, the silly dad is so funny it'll make your eyes water.

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1. On the train, a man bought KFC for his child. The child only ate two bites and then stopped.
The father asked his son, "How about we eat it when we get home?"
The son said, "Okay, I'll give it to Mom."
The man picked up a chicken leg and started eating it, muttering to himself, "I've worked so hard raising you, and you give it to Mom!!!
" 2. "Dad, how did you, a poor loser, manage to win over my beautiful and rich mom?"
"Thanks to someone who gave me silent but powerful support!"
"Who?"
"You!"
3. I got a zero on my exam. My mom was furious and said, "You idiot, that's all you'll ever amount to! You'll never amount to anything!"
My dad immediately told my mom, "Children need encouragement, not scolding!"
Then he said to me earnestly, "Son, that's all you'll ever amount to. You'll have to work harder in your next life!"
4. Son: "Dad, I failed half of my subjects this time."
Dad: "It's okay, keep trying!"
Two months later. Son: "Dad, I passed half of my subjects this time."
Dad: "Good job, that's progress, keep it up..."
Four months later. Son: "Dad, this time I only need half of my subjects to pass them all."
Dad: "Well done, son! I always said my son is the best."
5. My son asked me: Mom and Dad, where did I come from?

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