Hilarious TV series "Xiao Ming Get Out" Season 25

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1. In math class, Xiaoming stood up and asked, "Teacher, does the cosβ you mentioned mean 'showing off'?"
Teacher: "Get out!"
2. Teacher: "After the midterm exams, what will you parents think of the results?"
Xiaoming: "Have a second child."
teacher...
3. In class, the teacher educated students about their relationships, saying, "Can you date so much that you can go straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau?"
Xiao Ming stood up and said, "Teacher, you talked about hospitals a lot in one go."
4. Teacher: The exam is coming soon. Tell me what you are most worried about?
Xiaoming: I'm worried about my parents.
Teacher: Why are you worried about them?
Xiaoming: I'm worried that they'll cause me a huge fuss after they see my grades.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Xiaoming: My dad beats me until my arms and legs are sore, and my mom scolds me until her mouth is dry. It breaks my heart to see her like that...
5. The teacher asked Xiaoming, "What kind of books do you like to read?"
Xiaoming: "Youth League Secretary!"
Teacher: "Get out!"
6. In class, the teacher said, "No pain, no gain." Does anyone know where this saying comes from?
Xiaoming: "Did my mom say that?"
Teacher: "How so!"
Xiaoming: "My dad has kidney problems and takes medicine to nourish his kidneys, but the medicine is very bitter and he won't drink it. This is how my mom coaxes him to drink it."
Teacher: "Get out!"
7. The teacher asked us to make sentences using "not only... but also..."
Xiao Ming: "I not only have a butt, but it's also two halves!"
Teacher: "That's disgusting! Get out!"

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