What a fierce little sister! She's really something else. —A total mobilization of tough girls!

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1. A shy boy finally mustered up the courage to ask the girl he loved: "What kind of boy do you like?" The girl said: "Someone I click with." The boy asked again and got the same answer, so he sadly said: "Can't someone with a flatter head do it?"
Comment: I used this joke to pick up my current girlfriend.
2. The wolf cub was a vegetarian from birth. The wolf parents racked their brains to train their cub to hunt. Finally, one day, the wolf parents were delighted to see their son chasing a rabbit. The wolf cub caught the rabbit, his fierce expression turning menacing, and said menacingly: "Hey kid! Hand over the carrot!"
Comment: Old habits die hard! It's become a habit.
3. At the ramen shop counter, a pretty girl was waiting in line. When it was her turn, the ramen chef asked, "Do you want thick or thin noodles?" The girl replied, "I'll eat whatever you make."
Comment: What a fierce little sister! She's really something else.
4. A couple was having an affair. The husband suddenly came home, and the man jumped out of the window without even putting on his clothes. As he walked down the street, onlookers watched him. The man pretended to be nonchalant, looking up at the sky and saying, "Ah, this is Earth." A passerby said, "Damn, pretending to be an alien."
Comment: Wow, that's quite something, pretending to be an alien.
5. A white rabbit escaped after being attacked by a gray wolf. The wolf, enraged, gave chase. The rabbit smeared itself with dirt to disguise itself as a gray rabbit, put on glasses, and read a newspaper. The wolf asked, "Have you seen a white rabbit?" The rabbit replied, "Is it the white rabbit that raped the wolf?" The wolf, embarrassed, exclaimed, "Damn, it's already in the newspaper?"
Comment: What exists must have a reason; the media is always just a paparazzi.
6. Commander: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, commander! Commander: You comrades have all gotten tanned! Soldier: Commander, you're even tanned! Commander pats a soldier's chest and says: Look at those muscles! Soldier: Reporting, commander, I'm a female soldier.
Comment: Female soldiers are there to serve their superiors, and they must serve unconditionally.
7. I saw a penny on the side of the road. I was about to bend down to pick it up when I realized it was a glob of phlegm. Damn, who spat such a round one?
Comment: Environmental protection is very important; I have suffered greatly from it.
8. A nurse saw a patient drinking in his ward, so she went over and whispered to him, "Be careful with your liver!" The patient smiled and said, "My little darling."
Comment: The patient reacted very quickly, which frustrated the nurse.
9. A miser went out and, fearing someone would steal the drink he had just ordered, wrote on a piece of paper: "I spat in my glass." A little while later, he returned to find a few more words added to the note: "I spat too!"
Comment: Truly, being too clever for one's own good! How tragic.
10. A person was riding a bicycle down the street. Crossing an intersection, they let go of the handlebars and rode off. A traffic policeman saw this and exclaimed, "Great hand position!" The person happily waved and replied, "Thank you for your hard work, comrades!"
Comment: This guy's got some nerve, thinking he's some kind of leader.

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