Amusing children with hilarious expressions

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1. In Chinese class, the teacher wrote the four characters "战战兢兢" on the blackboard and asked Xiaoqiang to read them.
Xiaoqiang stood up and loudly read, "战战克克."
The teacher asked, "Is that right?"
Xiaoqiang said decisively, "No!" 2. My daughter is in the middle class of kindergarten, and the teacher has started teaching her to recognize characters.
When she got home in the evening, I wanted to test her, so I took a slip of paper that had been handed out and showed it to her.
I heard my daughter read, "大, um—大, um—大."
I took it and saw that it said: A letter to the villagers, with the strong support of the government, needs the help of the masses... 3. My son caught a cold, so I took him to the hospital for a shot.
As soon as the nurse gave him the injection, my son cried out, "Auntie, hurry up, I can't hold on any longer!"
The nurse gently comforted my son, "Little boy, be good, it will be over soon!"
But my son said anxiously, "Auntie, I really can't hold on any longer! I'm sorry!"
As soon as he finished speaking, my son let out a big, smelly fart!!! 4. My daughter got bitten by mosquitoes and had several big welts. She ran to me crying.
As I applied the medicated oil to her, I comforted her, saying, "The medicated oil has a special scent that repels mosquitoes, so they won't bite you."
My daughter, her voice trembling with tears, asked worriedly, "What if a mosquito pinches its nose and comes to bite me?"

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