Children who leave their parents speechless

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1. I was taking my son for a walk, and he lagged far behind.
He asked, "Dad, why are you walking so fast?"
I said, "I'm an adult."
My son suddenly realized and said, "I walk slowly because I'm a little person!"
2. Son: Dad, I want to go out and play.
Dad: No, it's too hot outside.
Son: Is it really hot? You're not lying to me, are you?
Dad: Yes, it really is. Look, I'm using a fan.
Son: Then I want to eat ice cream. You said you'd give it to me when it gets hot.
3. Last night it rained, and my son caught a fish and put it in the fish tank before going to sleep. When I closed the door at night, I saw a little frog hop into the house, so I picked it up and put it in the fish tank.
My son got up early this morning to check on his fish, and a while later he ran to me nervously and whispered, "Dad, oh no! My fish gave birth to a frog last night!"
4. Mom: Can't you go to bed earlier? You play until midnight every day.
Son: I don't have the courage to end the day.
Mom: Can't you get up earlier in the morning?
Son: I don't have the courage to start the day either.
5. Xiaoming doesn't like studying and often doesn't complete his homework. I've talked to him several times,
criticizing and educating him, and also notified his parents to supervise and check his homework.
Parents can only sign his papers if he does well.
One day, his parents called, saying that Xiaoming's test was exceptionally well done; not only was it
full of , but the handwriting was
also neat, and they happily signed it. When the paper was handed in, I looked at it and indeed, the handwriting was neat and the accuracy was high. But to my
utter astonishment , each question had the following note: "This answer is for reference only."

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