Thirteen Jokes

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1. A netizen posted: "I'm over thirty, what should I do if I feel old?" A netizen replied: "Just die, then everyone will say you died so young..."

2. Passing by a key-cutting stall, I heard a young woman ask the owner, "Boss, can you cut keys?" The owner replied, "Sure." Then, the young woman stood there blankly, and the owner stared at her for a long time... silence... Finally, the owner couldn't help but ask, "Where's the key?" The young woman: "The key? Why would I come to you to cut a key if I had one?" The owner: ...

3. The wife was driving and about to crash into a truck when the husband shouted, "Step on the gas!" Thank goodness, she did step on the brakes.

4. When I was little, I went to the hospital for a blood test and was very scared, crying non-stop. A little boy came over and asked me what was wrong. I said, "They cut my finger for the blood test, it hurts so much." After hearing this, the little boy immediately burst into tears, not even bothering to comfort me. I asked, puzzled, "Do you need a blood test too?" The guy said, "I need a urine test."

5. My crush of a long time called: "I'm going to confess to the person I've always liked today. I'm right outside her door." The girl, with tears in her eyes, pretended not to care and said: "Go ahead! Good luck." The boy: "But I'm too scared to knock." The girl: "Knock, be brave!" (Tears streaming down her face) The boy: "Just open the door! I still can't knock." The girl opened the door, tears streaming down her face, and the boy smiled and said: "Is your brother home?"

6. In class, the class monitor was dozing off. His deskmate whispered "Class dismissed" in his ear. He instantly jumped up like he'd been injected with adrenaline, shouting, "Stand up!" As a result, the four students in the last row quietly stood up and shouted, "Goodbye, teacher!"

7. My girlfriend from ten years ago came to find me, saying she still likes me. How should I reject her? A witty reply: "I'm not Yang Guo (a famous Chinese poet known for his darling character), I still have my right hand, I don't need you anymore."

8. A boy said to a girl, "I'll pursue you, okay?" The girl blushed and said shyly, "Ugh, okay..." The boy happily replied, "Then run away!"

9. I just saw a post about the cutest height difference between couples: 30cm. Suddenly I thought, where are you going to find a 2.1-meter guy if you're a 1.8-meter-tall senior? The reply is... Finding a 1.5-meter-tall guy isn't hard! 10.

My dog is lost, what should I do? The reply is, use Sogou (a Chinese search engine).

11. A woman posted on Weibo: "As long as you dare to be my little train and never derail, I promise to be your little mermaid and never cheat." This isn't the climax. The reply is: "Even if a high-speed train doesn't derail, it's hard to guarantee it won't crash; even if a mermaid doesn't cheat, it's hard to guarantee she won't use her mouth." [Nothing is reliable]

12. A person walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 toothbrush, 1 tube of toothpaste, 1 roll of toilet paper; 1 frozen dinner, 1 box of popcorn. The female cashier says, "Are you single?" The man replied sarcastically, "How do you know? Is it because I only buy one of everything?" The woman replied, "No, it's because you're ugly."

13. Dancing in a disco, a man approached a woman and said, "Darling, marry me." The woman said, "I want you to come and marry me in a grand procession." Then the man ran away. After a while, a waiter ran over and said, "Miss, a gentleman at the bar is shouting that he wants to marry you."

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