Five dirty jokes to make you laugh.

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1. A landlord found a wife for his teenage son. Because the young groom was too young and didn't understand things, the father took care of everything on his behalf.
This embarrassed the daughter-in-law, so she complained to her mother-in-law. After listening, the mother-in-law said angrily, "That damned girl is just like her father."
2. A beautiful 25-year-old girl married a 60-year-old man. On their wedding night, the old man held up three fingers to the girl, and she said, "Wow, are we going to do it three times tonight?"
The old man asked, "Which finger do you choose?"
3. A man said to his friend, “Since my wife and I bought a double bed, our life has been very harmonious.”
A friend asked, "What's the reason for this? It's so amazing!"
The person replied, "Her double bed is in New York, and my double bed is in Chicago."
4. Once, a cannibal tribe captured a blonde, blue-eyed beauty. Just as they were about to throw her into a vat of boiling oil as was their custom, the chief's guard came over and said, "Wait, bring her with me. The chief wants to eat her in bed..."
5. Three centenarians were interviewed by reporters, who asked them to share their secrets to longevity.
The first birthday celebrant said, "I'll eat one less bite."
The second birthday celebrant said, "I take a hundred steps after meals."
The third birthday celebrant said rather embarrassedly, "My wife is ugly."

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