Three short jokes

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1. I work at a bank, and today I actually cried because of a colleague.
A customer happened to be withdrawing money, and I choked out, "What kind of service do you need?"
The customer replied, "Withdrawing 50,000."
I was still angry, and tears kept flowing.
The customer quickly said, "No, no, I won't withdraw it, I'll keep the money!"
2.
I have a female colleague who's incredibly outgoing, like a boy
. We usually call her Brother Nan. A few days ago at a party, she got drunk and
said: "I was originally a good girl, until one day my mother told me that
when I was born, my grandmother knew I was a girl and
almost threw me away. After that, I vowed to live like a man!" ...
So incredibly inspiring...
3.
Xiao Zhang called his company manager and said: "I can't come to work today."
Manager: "Why?"
Xiao Zhang said: "My wife lost 100 yuan and is looking for it all over the house." Manager: "
What does that have to do with you?"
Xiao Zhang said: "That 100 yuan is right under my feet."
4.
I texted the boss to invite him to dinner, and
he replied that he had plans and couldn't make it.
I replied "okay," but when I was typing, I wasn't careful and
selected "damn it." I can't stand that iPhones don't have a stroke input method;
selecting characters by hand is so difficult. Damn it!!!
5.
A rich and beautiful new woman joined our finance department, supposedly the daughter of a leader from a higher-level unit.
She came to our department and greeted everyone, but everyone was silent,
probably thinking about how to flatter her, but everyone was speechless for a moment.
Just when the awkwardness was...

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