My mom is in such a mess, I can't live like this anymore! [5 stories]

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1. I was out playing when it suddenly started hailing. I couldn't dodge in time and got several bumps on my forehead. When I got home, my mom asked: "Did you get into a fight again?"
Me: No, it was struck by heaven.
My mom: Why don't you just say you were struck by lightning?
2. I had a fight with my mom tonight, and in a fit of anger, I said: I'm not eating!
To my surprise, my mom said, "You can skip the meal, but you have to wash the pot."
Suddenly, I felt like I couldn't go on living like this anymore...
3. Mom is cooking: Son, go get me something!
Me: Huh?
Mom: Well, it's just sitting there over there!
Me: Huh? Where?
Mom: Fine, I'll get it myself. Look at you, you can't find anything! What can you do besides eat?!
I...
4. Today my mom asked me to go to the service center to pay her phone bill, but I was too lazy to go, so I used online banking to recharge her 50 yuan.
I had just recharged my phone when I heard my mom yelling: "Don't bother going! Who was that idiot who recharged 50 yuan for me?!"
5. Now that I've reached marriageable age, I asked my mom for advice: Mom, should I find someone who likes me or someone I like?
Mom: Of course it's the person you like.
Me: Why?
Mom: I just think nobody will like you.
I...

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