③ Six witty and hilarious jokes from Tieba (Baidu's online forum)

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1. I got into trouble today. There were a few transparent little shrimp in the fish tank in the office. My boss looked at them for a long time with his glasses on, and then asked me what I was raising. I said, "Shrimp!" My boss was stunned for a moment, then walked away... So I quickly and loudly explained, "Shrimp, boss!" ...Boss, shrimp! 2. Jaycee Chan was caught using drugs, and netizens criticized Jackie Chan, saying, "Your son has been using drugs for eight years and you didn't know?"
A witty reply: You've been masturbating for so many years, when have you ever done it in front of your dad!
3. One day, while using the restroom, I heard a man and woman moaning in the next stall. Feeling it was indecent to do such a thing in public, I coughed to alert them. To my surprise, they didn't react at all. I coughed a few more times, and then a voice came from next door: "What's with the coughing? If you want it, I'll transfer it to your phone later."
4. I was working overtime and had lunch at the company cafeteria today. After getting my food, I carried it past my crush's table and asked her, "Want a chicken leg?"
The goddess glanced at me: "No!"
So, I took the chicken leg from her plate, turned around and left gracefully, leaving the goddess bewildered in the wind.
5. I was playing chess online when my little niece pooped and called out, "Uncle, help me wipe my butt." I told her to ask her dad, and then I saw her bending over, backing away from me, and backing away step by step, shouting the classic line: "Backing up, please be careful! Backing up, please be careful!" And then... 6. "Master, why do men who have slept with me break up with me the very next morning?" a sexy woman asked.
The master silently picked up the teacup and suddenly splashed it on the beautiful woman's face!
The beautiful woman suddenly realized, "What the master means is that I wasn't clear-headed enough, and I didn't see the true nature of men..."

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