Everything else is about the same.

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1. The young couple went shopping today. The wife asked her husband to carry her bag, but he disagreed. The wife said, "Even the chairman carries his wife's bag."
My husband promptly retorted: "That's the only thing I'm better at than him!"
2. I started dating my wife in my freshman year of college and we got married six years later. One day, while we were taking a walk, my wife said, "I'm very frugal; I'm still wearing the trench coat I wore two years ago," and then she shook out the sleeves of her coat.
I remained calm and said casually, "I'm the one who's frugal; I still have my college wife with me."
3. My wife was peeling a pear and asked me if I wanted some.
Me: Have a bite.
Colleague: Big bite or small bite?
Wife: Follow my lip movements...
Then she handed me the whole pear.
4. A girl walked towards me from the opposite direction, and my wife asked me what I thought of her.
I said, "Your face is very pretty, but it's a bit too chubby."
How do I compare to her?
"You two are almost identical except for your faces."
5. My husband has recently become addicted to online games and spends less time with me.
Today, in an attempt to win back my ex-husband, I told him I was running away from home while he was playing games!

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