Here are 5 more stories that happened around me, let's try our luck.

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Joke 1
That was back in first grade, and thinking about it now, it really feels... That afternoon during self-study, the teacher assigned us homework, saying: "Whoever finishes their homework first can go home!" The teacher was grading the homework herself at the podium!!!! I was a good student back then, and in the 40-minute self-study period, only 15 minutes had passed. I was almost finished, so engrossed in my work that I forgot I was in class and thought I was at home. Thinking I was almost done, I raised my head and shouted: "Mom, I want steamed sausage and fried eggs for dinner!" (These are my favorites!) I didn't notice, and the teacher didn't notice either, replying: "Okay!" (The teacher also has a son). The teacher and I both realized the voice was off and looked up to find we were at school. We were both so embarrassed... Then came a wave of laughter from the whole class... And so... self-study ended early.
Comment: I was laughed at by my classmates for a whole semester because of this! But my teacher seems to like me more and more!
Joke 2
Or the stories about my girlfriend being a teacher
One day I got off work early and wanted to ask my girlfriend out for dinner. I went to her kindergarten to find her. When the children saw someone coming to see their teacher, they were all eager to show off and ran up to her, shouting, "Teacher, teacher, your dad's here to pick you up!" The teachers all gave me a good scolding and some other comments.
Comment: After that, I never dared to show my face near her workplace again. Her colleagues would often ask, "Why doesn't your dad come to pick you up anymore?!"
Joke 3
It's still about my girlfriend being a teacher.
It's Children's Day, and my girlfriend's kindergarten friends had a party where everyone performed.
Xuanxuan from my girlfriend's class is the best. She went on stage to play the piano, and after she finished, all the parents watching the show kept shouting for her to play another one.
My girlfriend asked Xuanxuan if she wanted to play another song, and Xuanxuan got so anxious that she almost cried, "I didn't play anything wrong, why do I have to play it again?"
Comment: As a result, my girlfriend and Xuanxuan's parents had to go to great lengths to cheer the child up. What a Children's Day!
Joke 4
Why is it always about my girlfriend?
One day, my girlfriend was teaching a foreign language class to her kindergarten class, explaining the word "under." To make the class more engaging, she planned to interact with the children. So she wrote "under" on the blackboard, then turned around, randomly pointed to a child, and said, "Mao Mao, crawl under the table." Mao Mao paused for a moment, then burst into tears, pointing at Xi Zi next to him, "Teacher, when you were writing that, it wasn't me talking, it was Xi Zi talking!!" It took my girlfriend a while to realize her mistake. As a result, the children stared blankly at my girlfriend, laughing as she taught the entire lesson!
Comment: I told her not to physically punish students, look what happened!
Joke 5
In my third year of junior high, I was the class monitor. I led the whole class to skip school, which angered our homeroom teacher, who called to complain. Unfortunately, I answered the phone. When I heard my homeroom teacher's voice, I was about to say she had the wrong number, but in a moment of impulsiveness, I did something incredibly stupid. I don't know what possessed me, but I blurted out into the receiver, "Sorry, the number you dialed is not in service. Please check and dial again..." (I started school early, and at that time I was under 14, so I could barely imitate a female voice.) My homeroom teacher was stunned, and I was dumbfounded too: the voice prompt was supposed to repeat itself in English! But the homeroom teacher wouldn't hang up, so I had no choice but to grit my teeth and repeat myself in English: "Sorry, the number you dialed does note xist..." The homeroom teacher, who was also an English teacher, immediately started yelling at me upon hearing my broken English: "You dare lie to me! Do you think I haven't been able to tell your English is broken after all these years of teaching? @$%^#%&*..."

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