7 jokes

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1. A man riding a motorcycle in a busy street knocked out an elderly stranger! The man was terrified and didn't know what to do! More and more people gathered around! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man, crying and shouting, "Dad, wait for me, I'll go get you a doctor right away!" Then he ran away. The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back here!" Everyone sighed, "What a filial son!"
2. Late at night, the husband didn't come home. The daughter anxiously called her mother: "Mom! He's not back yet, he must be with another woman!" The mother gently comforted her: "Silly child, don't think the worst, maybe he was in a car accident!"
3. A few people were in the locker room of a golf course when a cell phone rang for a long time. A man pressed the speakerphone button. Woman: "Honey, are you at the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I saw a BMW, it's less than two million." Man: "Buy it." Woman: "And that apartment complex has put some on sale again, 60,000 per square meter." Man: "Buy it." Woman: "I love you so much." Man: "I love you too." The men around were dumbfounded with admiration. 1. The man hung up the phone and asked, "Whose phone is this?"
2. A frog called a pastor to ask about its fate. The pastor said, "Next year, a young girl will come to know you." The frog jumped up happily: "Oh, really? Is it at the prince's wedding?" The pastor said, "No, it's in her biology class next year." 3. There was a lazy man, incredibly lazy. His wife wanted to cut noodles and asked him to borrow a cutting board from the neighbor. He said, "No need to borrow, just cut it on my back!" After his wife finished cutting the noodles on his back, she asked him, "Does it hurt?" He said, "It hurts, but I'm too lazy to say anything."
4. A guy's neighbor recently moved in. One night, the foreigner knocked on the door for help, saying, "My TV is broken, I can't change the channel." The guy looked down at his watch and calmly said, "It'll be fine after 7:30."

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