Six Jokes

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1. Before and after makeup, they look like mother and daughter!
2. Today I went to buy sanitary napkins with my best friend. After picking some out, she said, "I feel like the sanitary napkins here aren't fresh..."
3. A best friend is someone I wish would be happy, but who can't be happier than me...
4. The Legend of Mi Yue tells us that even sisters who would risk their lives for each other can turn against each other if they fall in love with the same man. This shows that men are really no good!
5. Man: Why do you always touch my genitals when we argue?
Woman: Because when you're hard down there, you're soft up there.
6. A very popular tomboy version of "Heroes' Song":
The river flows eastward, my men are like the Big Dipper...
Hehehehehe, like the Big Dipper, they're all my ex-boyfriends!
All kinds! Uncles, oppas, young hunks!
Hehehehehe, young hunks! But that's not enough!
Seeing a handsome guy on the street? Shout it out! When it's time to act, act now! Carry him home!
When it's time to act, act now! Even if he doesn't want to go, he has to!
Hey ya yi er ya hei hei yi er
ya, my boyfriends are all over China! My love life is like collecting stamps! I have all twelve zodiac signs!

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