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Rules for husbands to their wives 

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In order to better inherit and develop the ancient culture of the Chinese nation, uphold family discipline among the general public, restore normal family order, and regulate the family life of wives, this "System" is hereby formulated.
The specific details are as follows (on trial):
First, you must love your husband, firmly support him, and absolutely obey his leadership.
2. Strictly adhere to the work and rest schedule. Get up at 6:00 AM to prepare breakfast (5 yuan per person), and strictly prohibit delays, laziness, stealing food, or deducting food expenses; go to bed after 11:30 PM, and the time spent on facial cleansing before bed should not exceed 3 minutes. Also, take the initiative to bathe and scrub the backs of your husband and children. Strictly prohibit being late, leaving early, or lowering service standards; no rest on holidays.
Third, the wife should frequently participate in job training to continuously improve her culinary skills (at least to be proficient in the four major Chinese cuisines), housekeeping (to 5-star hotel standards), and techniques such as massage from traditional Chinese medicine.
Fourth, wives must always pay attention to their appearance and demeanor, and are strictly prohibited from being unkempt or improperly dressed at home (except for sexy clothing); outdoors, they are strictly prohibited from wearing outlandish clothes or behaving in a flirtatious manner, and must be able to "enter the kitchen and go out in the living room".
5. Monthly salary, bonuses and all other income must be handed over to the husband in full. No resistance or omission is allowed. It is strictly forbidden to set up a personal slush fund. Daily makeup expenses shall not exceed RMB 10, which shall be allocated by the husband on a daily basis (excluding holidays). Overdrafts or advances are not allowed for any reason. The husband has the right to know and audit this expense. The husband is responsible for managing other household expenses.
VI. Responsible for picking up and dropping off children at school, and must not delay for any reason; strictly implement the "holiday duty" responsibility system on holidays, which includes arranging a family dinner (ten dishes and one soup, a special meal), accompanying children to the playground (no taking the opportunity to chat with other male parents), and chatting with the mother-in-law (no dozing off or watching TV). If there is any violation, depending on the severity of the circumstances, the punishment may be a reprimand (demerit), deduction of makeup allowance, deduction of uniform allowance, or confiscation of cosmetics.
7. The wife bears full responsibility for household sanitation. Hygiene inspections will be conducted according to the ISO-9002 five-star hotel standard. Any non-compliance will be penalized on the spot, and may be imposed separately or in combination, such as deducting from uniform and makeup fees, or requiring three on-site cleanings.
8. No television viewing except on holidays. Taking the remote from your husband or children is strictly prohibited. Making loud noises is forbidden. Watching dramas or any programs your husband doesn't like is also prohibited. Violations may result in penalties including mopping the floor three times and a one-month ban from watching television.
9. When looking at a man (aged 3-80), each gaze must not exceed three seconds (inclusive), and the total number of times a man is looked at the same man on the same day must not exceed three (inclusive); it is strictly forbidden to have any contact with former lovers, including phone calls, letters, meetings, or internet access.
10. A wife may not make more than 3 statements about the same thing, and each statement may not exceed 3 minutes or more, and the volume may not exceed 20 decibels.
11. My wife should strengthen her spiritual and moral development, eliminate waste and material comparisons (eating good food before buying diet pills or jewelry), improve her self-cultivation, and establish a good atmosphere in the family where everyone contributes more, does better housework, and cooks better.
12. In any aspect of any family issue, the principle of obeying "one superior" must be followed (i.e., absolute obedience to the husband's decisions).
Thirteen, the wife's allowance, clothing, makeup and other expenses will be paid monthly in the form of performance-based pay. The assessment will be based on five aspects: cooking skills, hygiene, obedience, appearance and work attitude, with 20 points for each aspect and a total of 100 points. The wife will first conduct a self-assessment, and the husband will be responsible for the final assessment.
14. Wives who score 90 points or higher in the performance evaluation will receive 5% of their husbands' salary as performance bonus; those scoring 85 points will receive 4%. These funds must be used exclusively for their intended purpose and misappropriation is strictly prohibited. All financial expenditures must be approved by the husband. Violations may result in penalties ranging from deductions for clothing and makeup expenses, separation for one month, to termination of the wife's position, depending on the severity of the offense. Those who fail to meet the standards will not receive performance bonuses, and those who fail to meet the standards for six consecutive months will automatically have their marriage terminated. Wives who achieve a performance evaluation score of 90 or higher for two consecutive years will receive the honorary title of "Good Wife Through Thick and Thin," with a 1% increase in performance bonus, eventually reaching 10%. They will also be entitled to two days of paid leave, which cannot be accumulated and is valid only within the current year.
15. Online dating and meeting online friends in any form are prohibited. Internet access must be limited to designated forums.
16. Strictly safeguard family secrets and ensure that the basic contents of this "System" are not leaked.
17. It is strictly forbidden to joke or act cute in front of men (aged 3-80); it is strictly forbidden to be alone with men. If any violation occurs, depending on the severity of the circumstances, the husband will take strict and swift action in accordance with the spirit of the special rectification campaign. Anyone who pleads for leniency or tries to cover it up will be treated as obstructing justice.
18. Strictly prohibit contact with pornography, gambling, and drugs; strictly prohibit smoking, drinking, having gossipy girlfriends, and any other habits opposed by the husband. If any of these are discovered, the marriage will be immediately terminated, and the husband has the right to sue the gossipy woman who instigated the relationship.
19. The husband is responsible for supervising the implementation of this "System" and has the right of final interpretation.

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