Five jokes

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6. Four-year-old Mingming was taking a bath with his mother. Looking around curiously, he asked, "Why is yours different from mine?" His mother jokingly coaxed him, "A boy's is a car." Mingming asked again, "And a girl's?" His mother, exasperated, looked at her innocent son and casually replied, "A girl's is a parking lot!" Mingming said "Oh," and then asked, "Then why do two wheels get stuck outside when Daddy's car drives into your parking lot?"
7. A scholar wanted to study the reactions of virgins on their first night. So he conspired with three girls to eavesdrop outside their windows on their wedding night. With the first girl, he heard a painful scream. With the second, he heard a burst of laughter. With the third, he heard nothing at all. The next day, the scholar asked them why they reacted differently. The first girl said, "That was my first time, it hurt! So I screamed." The second girl said, "I've never seen something so small before, so I couldn't help but laugh." Finally, the scholar asked the third girl why there was no sound. The girl angrily said, "You'd have that huge thing stuffed in your mouth, see if you could make a sound!"
8. Car sex is a technical skill; don't try it if you haven't practiced. Once, I was driving while my girlfriend was giving me oral sex, and damn it, I didn't enjoy it at all. I was so nervous that when she suddenly braked while someone was jaywalking, she bit me hard, and it actually bled...
9. A sports car hit a guy. The driver got out and angrily said, "Why didn't you dodge when my car was coming?" The guy was stunned. Seeing he didn't react, the driver repeated himself. This time, the guy got angry, got up, and threw a hook punch at the driver's chin, shouting, "Why didn't you dodge when you saw my fist coming?!"

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