The best sales

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1. A young man from the countryside applied for a sales position at the "world's largest" department store in the city, which claimed to have "everything you could want".
The boss asked him, "Have you ever worked as a salesman before?"
He replied, "I used to be a peddler who went door-to-door selling things in the village." The boss liked his quick wit: "You can come to work tomorrow. I'll come and check on you after get off work."
A day was too long for this poor country boy, and it was even a bit hard to endure. But the young man still made it to 5 o'clock, almost time to go home. The boss really did come and asked him, "How many deals did you make today?"
“One order,” the young man replied. “Only one order?” the boss said in surprise. “Our salespeople here typically close 20 to 30 deals a day. How much did you make?”
“$300,000,” the young man replied. “How did you sell it for so much money?” the shopkeeper asked, stunned and speechless for a moment.
“Here’s what happened,” the young man from the countryside said. “A man came in to buy something, and I sold him a small fishing hook first, then a medium one, and finally a large one. Next, I sold him small fishing line, medium fishing line, and finally large fishing line. I asked him where he was going to fish, and he said the seaside. I suggested he buy a boat, so I took him to the boat section and sold him a 20-foot sailboat with two engines. Then he said his Volkswagen might not be able to tow such a big boat. So I took him to the car section and sold him a new Toyota Land Cruiser luxury model.”
The shopkeeper took two steps back and asked incredulously, "A customer came in just to buy a fishhook, and you managed to sell him all this stuff?"
“No,” the young shopkeeper from the countryside replied, “he came to buy sanitary napkins for his wife. I told him, ‘Your weekend is ruined, why don’t you go fishing?’”
2. At the animal auction, a very beautiful parrot is being auctioned.
A young man at the venue really liked it; he noticed that no one was bidding against it.
They offered a very low price: "Three hundred dollars!"
"Four hundred!" a voice quickly called out.
"Four hundred and fifty!" The young man quickly raised his price upon hearing someone make a bid.
"Five hundred!" It was that annoying guy's voice again!
"Five hundred and fifty!" the young man exclaimed, looking confident of victory.
"Six hundred..." The two sides bid faster and faster, each raising the price with a competitive spirit.
Finally, the young man made the deal for 9,800 yuan and went up on stage to collect the parrot.
The young man said, "I can't believe a bird cost me over nine thousand yuan! By the way, can this parrot talk?"
Auctioneer: "That... I guarantee there won't be any problem. Otherwise, who do you think was bidding against you just now?"
3. Two mental patients, A and B, recovered at the same time.
Their attending physician told them, "If one of you has a seizure, the other must take him back to the hospital immediately."
One day, the doctor's phone rang. It was A: "It's terrible! B has been crawling in my bathroom since this morning, insisting that he's my toilet."
"Quick, bring him here!" A paused for a moment, then said, "Then... I won't have a toilet, will I?"

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