The origins of jokes about banks and Xiao Shenyang.

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One afternoon, my classmate was working a very boring job at the China Construction Bank when a poorly dressed woman (who appeared to be mentally ill) came to his window and handed him a slip of paper requesting to withdraw money. The slip read, "This is to authorize Comrade XX to withdraw RMB from your bank," followed by a 1 and several zeros. It was signed "***General Office of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China***." My classmate initially considered calling the police, but seeing how serious the woman seemed, he decided to just let it go to the security guard. The guard, presumably also quite idle, told the woman, "To withdraw money with this slip, you must first go to the police station across the street and get the chief to stamp it. After he stamps it, you can come back and collect the money without any problem." Without a second thought, the woman headed straight for the police station.
About ten minutes later, as more and more people arrived, the woman returned excitedly, holding up the slip of paper, and said, "They said the procedures have been simplified, and I can withdraw the money directly without the station chief's approval." My classmate couldn't help but marvel at this, saying there were truly capable people in the police force who managed to get the money back so quickly.
My classmate and the security guard were a bit dumbfounded. There were many people around, and they were afraid she would cause a scene and disrupt order, so they had to call the supervisor on duty. The supervisor chatted with her for a few minutes and pointed to a spot not far away, and the woman happily left. The security guard went to ask for advice, and the supervisor said: "This is the Construction Bank. You can only withdraw money here for building construction. To withdraw money for shopping, you have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China!" That's what a supervisor is for!
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After a while, the woman returned.
And the ICBC's response was: "We are a corporate bank; only males can withdraw money here, females cannot!!!!"
A woman was walking home from her night shift when a man followed her with malicious intent. Terrified, she passed a cemetery and, on a sudden inspiration, said to a grave, "Dad, I'm home! Open the door!" The man, terrified, screamed and ran away. Reassured, the woman was about to leave when a chilling voice came from the grave: "Daughter, you forgot your keys again?" The woman, horrified, also screamed and ran away. Just then, a grave robber emerged from the grave, saying, "Damn it, you interrupted my work! You scared me to death!" Before he finished speaking, he noticed an old man nearby chiseling a tombstone. Curious, he asked him what was wrong. The old man angrily replied, "Damn it, they misspelled my name..." The grave robber, terrified, screamed and ran away. The old man sneered, "Damn it, trying to steal my business? You're still too green..."
One afternoon, my classmate was working a very boring job at the China Construction Bank when a poorly dressed woman (who appeared to be mentally ill) came to his window and handed him a slip of paper requesting to withdraw money. The slip read, "This is to authorize Comrade XX to withdraw RMB from your bank," followed by a 1 and several zeros. It was signed "***General Office of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China***." My classmate initially considered calling the police, but seeing how serious the woman seemed, he decided to just let it go to the security guard. The guard, presumably also quite idle, told the woman, "To withdraw money with this slip, you must first go to the police station across the street and get the chief to stamp it. After he stamps it, you can come back and collect the money without any problem." Without a second thought, the woman headed straight for the police station.
About ten minutes later, as more and more people arrived, the woman returned excitedly, holding up the slip of paper, and said, "They said the procedures have been simplified, and I can withdraw the money directly without the station chief's approval." My classmate couldn't help but marvel at this, saying there were truly capable people in the police force who managed to get the money back so quickly.
My classmate and the security guard were a bit dumbfounded. There were many people around, and they were afraid she would cause a scene and disrupt order, so they had to call the supervisor on duty. The supervisor chatted with her for a few minutes and pointed to a spot not far away, and the woman happily left. The security guard went to ask for advice, and the supervisor said: "This is the Construction Bank. You can only withdraw money here for building construction. To withdraw money for shopping, you have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China!" That's what a supervisor is for!
…………
After a while, the woman returned.
And the ICBC's response was: "We are a corporate bank; only males can withdraw money here, females cannot!!!!"
A woman was walking home from her night shift when a man followed her with malicious intent. Terrified, she passed a cemetery and, on a sudden inspiration, said to a grave, "Dad, I'm home! Open the door!" The man, terrified, screamed and ran away. Reassured, the woman was about to leave when a chilling voice came from the grave: "Daughter, you forgot your keys again?" The woman, horrified, also screamed and ran away. Just then, a grave robber emerged from the grave, saying, "Damn it, you interrupted my work! You scared me to death!" Before he finished speaking, he noticed an old man nearby chiseling a tombstone. Curious, he asked him what was wrong. The old man angrily replied, "Damn it, they misspelled my name..." The grave robber, terrified, screamed and ran away. The old man sneered, "Damn it, trying to steal my business? You're still too green..."

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