If we don't move the mountain, wouldn't we have wasted our money on that phone?

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1. When I was about to cross the traffic light, the yellow light came on, so I slammed on the brakes. Looking in the rearview mirror, I saw the bus behind me also nodding violently.
The son said, "Dad, that sudden braking was too dangerous!"
I said in a panic, "Running a yellow light once will deduct 6 points from my license."
The son said dismissively, "So what if they deduct points? Even if they lose 6 points, we still have 94 points."
2. That night, I was telling my 5-year-old grandson the story of Yu Gong moving the mountains. As he listened, he suddenly asked me, "Grandpa, do you know why Yu Gong moved the mountains?" I said, "Those two big mountains were blocking their way. How could they get through without moving them?"
The grandson said, "Grandpa, you're wrong. Yu Gong lives there without cell phone signal. If he doesn't move the mountain, wouldn't it be a waste to buy a cell phone?"
3. I drank too much last night. My wife wasn't home, so I asked my daughter to pour me a glass of sugar water to help me sober up.
My daughter asked, "Any kind of candy is fine?"
I said okay. A few minutes later, my daughter shakily brought me a glass of water.
A few pieces of chewing gum were floating on top...
4. I've been a bit annoyed lately. Seeing that my QQ signature didn't suit my mood, I simply typed random letters and turned it into gibberish.
Just as my wife and six-year-old son came in, I had just changed my personal signature to gibberish.
My wife saw my personal signature and asked me, "What does your personal signature mean?"
My son eagerly answered, "Mom, you don't understand! It means Dad is upset!" I asked him, "How do you know Dad is upset?"

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