Kids burst into laughter, it's both cute and hilarious.

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1. It's hot, and I'm happily walking ahead in my denim riding pants I bought last year, with my son carrying a water bottle behind me.
He suddenly says, "Mom, your butt looks like a loaf of bread."
I quickly turn my crossbody bag around to cover my bottom.
My son immediately adds, "This time it's a sandwich."
2. Dad complains, "Ugh, it's so late, and your mom's still chatting with Uncle Zhong from her workplace. Can't she talk about work tomorrow?"
His four-year-old son replies, "Should I cry him away?"
3. "Sweetie, what did you learn today?"
"The teacher taught Cao Cao's 'Watching the Sea.'"
"Wow, impressive! Come on, recite it for Dad."
"East of Jieshi…"
*Slap!* He slaps the child: "Who has kidney stones! Are you cursing your dad? Are you trying to kill yourself?" Guo Donglin is furious.
4. When I was little, my older brother told me that I should bury my pocket money in the ground, saying it would grow into money. I listened to him and buried two cents in the ground, wrapping it in almost ten layers of paper. The next day, all that was left was paper. When my brother found out, he slapped his thigh and said, "Oh no, it's probably been taken away by the Earth God..."
5. My daughter is in third grade, and her grades have always been poor. So, my wife and I
take turns tutoring her and often buy her shrimp and
fresh fish to increase her nutrition and improve her intelligence.
When she came home with her test results, I asked, "Honey, how did you do?
"
"One 'Excellent'," she replied, head down.
I said, "Only one 'Excellent'? Which subject did you get an 'Excellent' in?" She suddenly looked up and said, "Physical Education! I told you, all that studying
didn't go to waste, didn't you notice how well I've gotten into physical education ?"

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