A CS fanatic actually did this to a girl.

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Because I'm so obsessed with Counter-Strike, I can't find a girlfriend, so my friend introduced me to one. Before I left, my friend gave me a lot of advice: "First, open the car door for her when I get out.
Second, pull out her chair for her when she sits down.
Third, look at her gently when she speaks.
Fourth, do whatever she needs first, don't let her do it herself."
I said I understood, and went.
The next day, when my friend called to ask how the night went, I said dejectedly, "I have no hope."
So my friend asked, "Did you forget to open the car door for her?"
I said, "No, I opened the car door for her, and she was very happy!"
My friend asked again, "Did you forget to help her sit down?"
I said, "No, I helped her sit down, and she said I was very gentlemanly!"
My friend asked again, "Did you look around while she was talking?"
I said, "No, I kept looking at her, and she said I was very gentle and that my eyes were very charming!"
My friend finally asked, "So, did you let her do anything herself in any way?" "
I said dejectedly, 'If only that were the case.' She said she was thirsty when we got home, so I ran to buy her a drink.
My friend said, 'That's great!'
I finally said, 'But out of habit, as soon as I opened the can, I threw it at her, then turned and ran to the corner, squatting down facing the wall.' I
heard a thud on the other end of the phone... "

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