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[No. 10 Yandaixie Street] (31-32) (The End) Author: Jianzou Pianfeng1219 

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Author: Jian Zou Pian Feng 1219
Word Count: 8411
Act 31 Reconciliation
Liang Ze: I'm back with Hang Hang!
Sister-in-law: Oh, then I'll write an extra invitation for the 100-day celebration.
Liang Ze: You didn't invite him?
Sister-in-law: I didn't invite you.
Liang Ze: ...
Sister-in-law: Anything else? If not, I'm hanging up. Mingming is crying again.
Liang Ze: Sister-in-law, why do you sound so tired?
Sister-in-law: Of course! Try bringing the child over every day!
Liang Ze: ...
Sister-in-law: Why bring up something you shouldn't!
Liang Ze hung up the phone, leaned back against the headboard, and lit a cigarette. The other half of the bed was already cold; Hang Hang had
left early that morning. At this moment, Liang Ze reached out to touch that side, then rolled over and sniffed the pillow.
It smelled like the shop owner. He grinned like an idiot.
Cigarette dangling from his lips, wrapped in a blanket, and clutching the pillow Hang Hang had slept on, Liang Ze had never felt so at ease in his life
. Just pure peace and comfort!
He lingered in bed for a while before finally getting up. Standing on the floor, his legs felt a little weak, and he had to
lean on the bedside table for support. He didn't know if it was because he'd slept too late the night before or if he'd been too rough, but he just felt incredibly uncomfortable
. Before stumbling into the bathroom, Liang Ze saw a large bowl of soy milk and a plate of plump little
meat buns on the living room table. Under the plate was a note: "Heat it up before you eat. "
Ah, that happiness! Even the strong water couldn't wash it away when Liang Ze stood under the showerhead.
Humming a little tune, lathering himself with shower gel, Liang Ze said to his little brother, "Be strong!" = =
Today, Liang Ze suddenly realized how unreasonable he had been before. Wasn't everything fine yesterday? Why
was he so unhappy and awkward before? Yesterday, just thinking about holding Hang Hang and kissing Hang Hang made him incredibly
happy and carefree! Although it hurt quite a bit, and although I still feel a bit uncomfortable afterwards, the
immense psychological satisfaction and the physical pleasure I don't usually experience were incredibly fulfilling.
"You've been reborn!" Liang Ze exclaimed joyfully, brushing his little elephant.
Hang Hang arrived at the shop before ten o'clock, opened the door, led Kaka Yixiu downstairs, turned on his computer, and logged onto Taobao.
Yingying arrived a little later, complaining about traffic, but Hang Hang just smiled and waved it off, saying it was fine.
Yingying hadn't seen Hang Hang smile so genuinely in a long time and couldn't quite understand why he was so happy today.
Hang Hang made a large cup of milk tea and browsed Taobao. When Zhong Yuewen's baby turned one month old, he bought a longevity
lock and sent it to the baby by express delivery. Zhong Yuewen told Hang Hang as soon as she received it that they hadn't held a one-month celebration; it was her parents' wish.
They said they would invite many relatives to the 100-day celebration, and Zhong Yuewen told Hang Hang he definitely should come. Hang Hang reluctantly agreed back then
, feeling it wasn't right for him to go, but he couldn't refuse Sister Yue's warm invitation. Now, he
's with Liang Ze again.
Thinking back to yesterday, Hang Hang felt like he was in a dream. Although they were both reserved and distant at first
, they became more natural after a while. They could talk freely again, and were
quite intimate. The most unbelievable thing was that Liang Ze took the initiative to ask him to... you know... Even though he was
prepared to kill him and bury him in the yard, things went... well, it was a bit bumpy, but it turned out surprisingly well in the end.
Of all the times he'd done it with Liang Ze, except for the one time when Liang Ze pulled him upstairs and they did it right away, this time was the most reliable. He deeply
felt his desire, his passion. What was most delightful was that Liang Ze didn't seem to
mind being on the bottom. He hadn't been against it before, but he had endured it; now he didn't, it seemed like he really didn't care. He's on the right track!
What should I buy for the baby's 100-day celebration? He hadn't seen the baby yet and was quite looking forward to it, wondering if the
baby would resemble Liang Ze, since the two brothers looked quite alike. Thinking of this, Hang Hang
felt a little uneasy. Liang Ze liked children, but if this baby were to stay with him for life, then he shouldn't even think about it.
Would he be happy?
To shake off this unease, Hang Hang focused even more intently on choosing a gift, but after browsing all morning, he hadn't found
anything new—just little clothes, longevity locks, and small bracelets.
After lunch, he planned to try again in the afternoon when his phone rang. It was Liang Ze.
"Hello?" Hang Hang answered, his voice unconsciously tinged with amusement.
"Handsome! Can you remove me from your Taobao chat blacklist?!" Liang Ze sounded a little anxious.
"Oh, cough, hehe." Hang Hang forgot about that incident and started pulling things out of the blacklist. 'I'm
a handsome guy, no way, I have to delete him and add him again,' he said. "I'll verify later."
"Okay." Liang Ze received the message and clicked confirm. "It's done, it's lit up!"
"What were you browsing on Taobao for again?" Hang Hang suddenly remembered that this guy always bought things that ordinary people didn't buy on Taobao
= =
"I wasn't browsing!" Liang Ze retorted, squatting on the small sofa playing with the Totoro. "My brother's child is having a 100-day celebration, I'm planning
to buy something!"
"That's reasonable."
"You're one to talk! My sister-in-law is so unfair!"
"Oh?"
"I called her this morning to tell her the good news, that we're together, and she said yes, and that I could add an extra invitation to the 100-day celebration.
I asked her if she hadn't invited you, and she said no, she hadn't invited me! Damn it!"
"Hahahaha..." Hang Hang laughed, holding up his phone. He had to admit, Sister Yue was really loyal!
"Still laughing!"
"What gifts have you picked out as options?"
"I've picked a few, from Taobao. I said I'd ask you for your suggestions, but you've been ripping me off."
"Send me the address."
"Sent, look at the screen."
Hang Hang opened it, and each item was more unreliable than the last—Transformers, indoor fishing toys, puzzle castles…
"How old do you think your nephew is?"
"Uh…"
"Those are for five-year-olds and up!"
"This…"
"Hey!" Hang Hang suddenly saw a rubbing, "Take a look at this." Saying that, he pasted
the address on it for him.
Liang Ze opened it, "What is this thing?"
"Isn't there writing on it?"
"Don't rush, let me see."
"Okay, look, Wangwang says."
"Alright."
Hang Hang was about to hang up when Liang Ze shouted, "Hey, the meat buns are so delicious!"
"You little rascal." Hang Hang hung up.
After a while, Liang Ze finished reading and spoke up.
I'm a handsome guy: Is this for handprints and footprints?
Heart123: Yeah, that's right, and a butt print too^_^
I'm a handsome guy: Looks good! Extraordinary!
Heart123: Hehe, I think it's good too. I'll have the baby put it on on the 100th day, it'll be so memorable
!
I'm a handsome guy: Okay! "You're so creative!" "
Heart123: That's a nice compliment!"
"I'm Handsome: Hey, do they have a big rubbing of this?"
"Heart123: A big one? What do you want it for?" "
I'm Handsome: I want to make two handprints for you too!"
"Heart123: = =
I'm Handsome: Or maybe you'd prefer me to make a small, proud elephant print for you?
"Heart123: Go do what you need to do, I'm going to take a picture." =
I'm Handsome: Hey, chat with me for a bit!
Heart123: Wait until I'm done taking pictures!
I'm Handsome: Okay! Oh, wait, I'll take the pictures.
Heart123: Why?
I'm Handsome: Let's deliver them together, so you don't need to spend money, haha.
Heart123: It's no trouble at all, it's my pleasure.
I'm Handsome: I'll take the pictures!
Heart123: No, I'm worried, you really dare to ask if there are any larger sizes to take pictures with.
I'm Handsome: You know me too well, but I'm done taking pictures, hahaha, I've already paid... I have larger sizes
! Wait for my cute little elephant rubbing!
Heart123: Collapse!
Liang Bin and his wife held their 100-day celebration on December 16th, with twenty tables. When Liang Ze and Hang Hang arrived, they
were both surprised. A huge crowd.
"You have so many relatives?"
"This... can't be..." "
Are they all Sister Yue's relatives?"
"I can't remember, I didn't see any familiar faces..."
"Asking you is pointless." Hang Hang said as he went to the registration desk, handed over the invitation, wrote his name, and
left the wrapped *****.
Liang Ze, carrying a stack of rubbings, walked in.
"Come back! You haven't signed in yet!"
"Oh." Liang Ze returned and was about to write next to Hang Hang's name.
Hang Hang smacked Liang Ze on the head, "You're writing it here!" He was exasperated. If he
wrote it in the "Friends" book, Liang Bin would go crazy!
"Huh?"
"Trouble, give it to his relatives."
The girl at the registration desk, who didn't know which aunt or uncle Zhong Yuewen was from, laughed.
"Then why are you signing in the 'Friends' book?" Liang Ze looked up.
"Of course!"
Liang Ze quickly wrote his name, refusing to accept it, "Rewrite it, write it next to mine!"
Hang Hang was extremely helpless, but seeing Liang Ze's attitude, if he didn't write it, he would definitely stand there and argue with him.
Hang Hang didn't want Yuejie's full moon celebration to be so memorable, so he reluctantly picked up the pen and wrote it again.
"Should we leave the gift?" the little girl asked, blinking.
"Oh, no, take it inside," Hang Hang smiled gently.
Later, Zhong Yuewen looked at the sign-in book and laughed for a long time.
The venue was packed with people, noisy and bustling. Each table had a nameplate, and Liang Ze and Hang Hang
walked forward, unsure where to sit.
"Uncle!" Xiao Cui saw Liang Ze first and ran over calling out.
"Oh, our Xiao Cui!" Liang Ze picked up his niece.
"I've been waiting for you for ages!" Xiao Cui smiled brightly, not forgetting to greet Hang Hang, "Hello, Uncle!" "
Hello, Xiao Cui." Hang Hang patted Xiao Cui's little head.
"You're here?" Liang Bin saw his younger brother coming over.
"We're here! Where should we sit?"
"The table at the very front." Liang Bin said, leading the two of them forward.
Hang Hang looked at the scene... well, it was all elders. This, this is obviously…
“Hang Hang…” Zhong Yuewen, holding the child, sat next to her mother and waved to Hang Hang when she saw him. “Come here,
sit next to me!”
This family… you can’t help but admire them.
Fortunately, Zhong Yuewen’s introduction was at least reliable. She said he was her adopted brother, and Zhong Yuewen’s mother took it seriously, saying that
she would formally acknowledge him when they went to her home. Liang Ze played with Xiao Cui the whole time; he had always had communication
difficulties with his sister-in-law’s family.
Everyone was very happy after the rubbings were made. Hang Hang held the baby for a while; he was so tiny and
quite fussy in his little blanket. When Liang Ze took over, the little guy raised his little fist and punched Liang Ze, then grinned
.
“He’s my son.” Zhong Yuewen was very satisfied.
The banquet was lively and long, but Liang Ze had been busy lately and had to leave early. Hang Hang said he would come with him, but
Zhong Yuewen insisted that he stay, saying that the whole family would be having dinner that night and he should come home with her. Liang Bin was exasperated. This wife of his…
which one was the real brother? She was completely unreliable!
Helpless, Hang Hang still had to act like the host as he saw Liang Ze off.
"Go back now," Liang Ze said as he got into the car. "You were so busy talking to those weirdos you didn't eat much. But
it's okay, your mother-in-law's cooking is delicious, eat more tonight."
Hang Hang was speechless. This guy…
"I'll go back first, I'll come find you when I'm done writing tonight." These days, Liang Ze had been writing during the day and
going to Hang Hang's place around 11 pm, running around very frequently, yet he didn't feel tired at all.
"You really want me to go back with them for dinner tonight?"
"What's wrong with that? They're all family."
"…"
"Go back, it's freezing. Look, you didn't even wear a coat."
"Hey." Hang Hang opened the door and got into the car, sitting in the back seat.
"Why did you get in?"
"Will you regret not having kids in the future?"
"Kids?"
"Yeah, I can tell you really like kids."
"I like all other people's kids." Liang Ze turned around and leaned back in his seat.
"That's a serious matter!" Hang Hang frowned.
Liang Ze lit a cigarette. "Really, I'm telling the truth! I'd find it too much trouble to have my own."
"You're so unserious, I'm not going to say anything more." Hang Hang opened the car door.
"I still have Yixiu and Xiaoyezi, and their babies! By the way, why doesn't Yixiu have any more kids?"
"I really don't know." Hang Hang got out of the car.
"Hey." Liang Ze rolled down the window, reached out, and grabbed Hang Hang's arm. "I still have you."
Hang Hang smiled. "When you're less busy in a few days, move in."
"Huh?"
"Don't keep running back and forth like this. I'll clear out the bedroom for you to use as a study. We can sleep in the living room."
"Handsome!" Liang Ze's eyes widened. "You mean we'll live together!" His eyes were practically sparkling!
"Yeah, that's right."
"Ah! Awesome! Done!"
"Let go, go back and write."
"Okay! Blowing a kiss, I'm outta here. See you tonight!!"
Act32finalact
I'm a handsome guy: Honey, I've almost finished packing, but I don't know
if the bedroom you cleared out for me can hold my collection...
Heart123: Get rid of those collections...
I'm a handsome guy: What!
Heart123: Those are all junk.
I'm a handsome guy: How can they be junk! Those are all my treasures!!
Heart123: They are junk, one word, throw them away!
I'm a handsome guy: 5555555555555...
Heart123: Crying won't help, if you can't bear to part with them, then you can continue living with the junk.
I'm a handsome guy: Damn! Even if they have no collectible value, they've been with me for ages! I'm sentimental, I really
can't bear to part with them!
Heart123: You...
I'm a handsome guy: Please!
Heart123: Which one do you want to bring over?
I'm Handsome: I want to bring them all.
Love123: Don't bring them, and don't come either!
I'm Handsome: Where am I supposed to live if I don't come?! You've already made me rent the place!!
Love123: I don't care.
I'm Handsome: Fine, if you don't want to bring them, you don't want to throw them away. Just leave them here.
Love123: Trust me. If you keep them, the tenant will definitely cancel the lease.
I'm Handsome: Why?
Love123: It's scary. They might be scared to death if they walk in.
I'm Handsome: Impossible! Wait, I'll call the tenant and ask!
(Ten minutes later...)
I'm Handsome: Holy crap! They really said they'd leave everything behind and not rent anymore...
Love123: Of course!
I'm Handsome: My treasures (t.t)
Love123: Anyway, I can only reluctantly agree to let you keep one item. Choose.
(Half an hour later...)
I'm Handsome: I've decided! The Magic Mirror of Socrates.
Love123: Okay.
I'm Handsome: Reminiscing about my lost youth!
Heart123: = =
I'm Handsome: I can't throw the rest away, I've thought of something, let's sell them!
Heart123: Collapse, no one will buy them!
I'm Handsome: List them on Taobao, you help me sell them! Hahaha
Heart123: I still need them in my shop!
I'm Handsome: Yeah, you continue selling your pet supplies, you're so capable, consider it a side hustle!
When I bought them, it was so satisfying, we can easily sell them too!
Heart123: These? Only you would buy them! To sell them, you have to process them to deceive people!
I'm Handsome: So how do you suggest processing them?
Heart123: Forget it! I won't sell! If I find out they're fake, I'm ruined!
I'm Handsome: Aren't you afraid of those people selling to me? Heart123
: Of course, they're selling things under someone else's ID!
I'm Handsome: Uh…
Heart123: You idiot!
I'm Handsome: What about the flea market? Let's set up a stall... sell out and run!
Love123: Tsk tsk, even stones can be enlightened ^_^ I think it'll work!
January 22nd, Saturday.
Hang Hang drove Liang Ze and Liang Ze's pile of junk to the secondhand market. He couldn't do without his car;
just one teddy bear was taller than a person = =
This was their second week living together, and problems kept arising.
For example, Liang Ze's habit of never putting things back where they belonged.
For example, his habit of leaving printer paper everywhere.
For example, not tidying his hair after showering.
For example, not washing dishes after eating.
And so on. And so on.
Hang Hang felt like the house was in a storm. Liang Ze had always been like this; before, when he occasionally stayed over, the
problems weren't fully exposed. Now, Liang Ze was at home 24/7, while Hang Hang spent most of
his time downstairs at the shop, so the problems were glaringly obvious.
For two weeks, Hang Hang had been swearing non-stop, but Liang Ze had made very little progress.
Every time Liang Ze was scolded, he would admit his mistake, his attitude was exceptionally good, and he would promise to change. The key problem was, if you didn't scold him, he
would forget.
Hang Hang was getting annoyed by the constant scolding, but Liang Ze seemed to enjoy it. Each time, he would happily agree,
and after tidying up, he would coax Hang Hang until Hang Hang was no longer angry. But, the next day, it would be the same again.
It was incredibly frustrating.
However, aside from all that, their life was quite good.
Every night, they would watch a movie together, or go out for a bite to eat, sometimes flirting and making love,
which was quite pleasant. Sex was no longer an obstacle for Liang Ze; he would occasionally think about it, but fortunately, persuasion
and education were generally effective.
Another heartwarming thing was decorating the room together, buying fun things and decorating everything.
Hang Hang hung up the photos Yi Kefeng had taken, and Liang Ze's first reaction upon seeing them was still a bit off—"I told you we're handsome
!" But next to the photos… was that rubbing. From a distance, it looked alright, like a handicraft unique to African indigenous tribes
—a small elephant with two hands, looking like an elephant's face from afar. But up close… it was exactly what it looked like
. Hang Hang wouldn't let him hang it up, and Liang Ze got impatient, saying, "Handsome, do you know how much effort I put into making it perfect? "
Sigh.
"Handsome! There are a lot of people, do you think we can find a spot?" Liang Ze came down carrying a teddy bear, his right hand
holding some porcelain.
"I don't know, let's see." Hang Hang was carrying Tang Sancai (Tang Dynasty tri-colored pottery), handicrafts, and other things, still having to pull the cloth along.
It was a street stall.
The two walked towards the square; there were already quite a few stalls, and after searching for a while, they spotted a corner with an empty space.
Hang Hang laid out the cloth neatly, and Liang Ze began to arrange his things on
it. He was especially happy living with Hang Hang; every day someone made breakfast for him, someone did his laundry, someone kept him
company, and someone to have fun with. It was just that he always annoyed Hang Hang. Liang Ze always felt that Hang Hang was sometimes more
particular than a young woman. So what if the room was a little messy? It was just the two of them; neither of them would mind. What he couldn't stand the most was that
Hang Hang had to shower every day, and it wasn't enough to just go in and do a quick wash; he had to properly wash his hair and
apply shower gel. He wouldn't be allowed on the bed
unless he was smelling nice. Liang Ze just couldn't understand this. "You lick my thing and you don't mind it being dirty, but
you get angry with me if I don't shower for a day. "
He sighed.
"Handsome! I even wrote down the price cards!" Liang Ze said, handing a stack of cards to Hang Hang.
"We're clearly pricing them."
Hang Hang took them and almost popped his nose out. He tore them up in two quick rips.
"Handsome guy!"
"Nobody would buy at this price!"
"Nonsense! I got an 80% discount on what I paid!"
"What?" Hang Hang's eyes almost popped out. "You...you say that again..."
"That's right! An 80% discount on what I paid!"
Hang Hang squatted down, feeling like his lungs would burst out of his chest if he didn't.
Was he just a 2?
Liang Ze squatted down too. "An 80% discount is fine, I won't lose too much..."
"Don't talk to me, let me catch my breath..."
"Did you get up too early? Low blood pressure?"
"..."
"I saw a snack shop when I came over, I'll buy you a bowl of hot soy milk!"
"..."
The two squatted for a while, but no one came to buy anything. Liang Ze got bored. He had seen many stalls selling interesting things when he came in, and now he
was itching to try them out.
"Handsome, I want to go for a stroll!"
"Stroll about what?"
"I saw a lot of fun things, I want to buy them..."
"You dare!"
"Why are you being so fierce..."
"Even speaking like a Sichuanese won't work, you're not allowed to go!"
"I..."
"Keep an eye on things!"
"Okay..."
A whole morning passed, and the two only sold one set of porcelain, at a tenth of the price Liang Ze paid, and even that
involved some deception. The guy was unlucky; Hang Hang asked for 400, Liang Ze refused, but this guy
looked at it more and more and thought it was a good piece, so he bought it without hesitation.
Actually, it was only worth 50.
At noon, the two each ate a pancake and drank a can of hot cocoa. It was winter, freezing cold,
and the two were bundled up like bears; if it weren't for the sun and a little warmth, they would have frozen to death.
One minute someone would stand up and jump, the next someone else would hop around. Later, Hang Hang noticed Liang Ze's lips were turning purple,
so he let him wander around, confiscating his wallet before he left.
Sometimes Hang Hang wondered if Liang Ze was some kind of jinx; after he left, quite a few people came to look at things
. Hang Hang, against his conscience, gave them a good talking-to, and quickly sold several items.
Later, a man and a woman came over. The woman's eyes lit up when she saw Liang Ze's bear. Don't underestimate this replica; it was quite
detailed, even had a fake certificate, and was big and beautiful. The woman insisted on buying it, but the man refused. Eventually,
the man pulled the woman away. Hang Hang regretted asking too high; 800 was no bargain. Unexpectedly, less than twenty
minutes later, the man returned, threw down 800, grabbed the bear, and left. Clearly, if the bear stayed, his girlfriend
wouldn't stay with him. ^_^
When Hang Hang had sold almost everything, he checked his watch; Liang Ze had been gone for over two hours. What's the point of wandering around if you don't have money?
Only a Japanese tea set and a set of Russian canned dolls were left. Hang Hang started packing, thinking he'd
leave them for Liang Ze if necessary. Honestly, Hang Hang hadn't expected to sell many of these. He'd thrown away anything that looked unreliable
; these were the leftovers that might find buyers, so this was a huge success. He counted the money in his wallet—
more than five thousand more than when he arrived. Hang Hang wanted to grin, but the smile didn't come out; it wasn't even worth one of the original prices of these items
! This brainless pig—he couldn't let him buy anything anymore!
After he finished packing, Liang Ze returned. Looking at the empty space, he grinned and asked, "Sold everything!"
Hang Hang nodded. "I've left you the tea set and the Russian dolls."
"I really want to kiss you!"
"Don't."
Hang Hang decided to leave quickly, afraid someone would come back to return the goods, and tried to slip away. Liang Ze, however, walked very slowly, insisting on going right when told to go left, finally   stopping
in front of a mask stall .   "What do you want?"   "...Handsome...I like that mask..."   Hang Hang looked down and saw a mask like the ones worn at court balls. He squatted down to examine it; it was alright.   "Can I buy it?" Liang Ze squatted down and rubbed against Hang Hang.   "How much?" Hang Hang asked the stall owner.   The stall owner, a man in his thirties, glared at him. "260.   " "Let's go." Hang Hang stood up.   "Handsome!"









"Let's go." Hang Hang picked up Liang Ze.
Seeing the deal was about to fall through, the stall owner quickly stood up. "Young man, how much are you paying? Tell me."
"60," Hang Hang said.
"Are you kidding me? This mask of mine..." the man rambled on. Liang Ze nodded in agreement, and Hang Hang left.
"This young man, I can't reason with him. You know your stuff, you've been looking at it for ages. Give me 180, take it,
just because you like it."
Liang Ze was almost in tears. "It's no use liking it, the money's on him!"
"Hang Hang!" Liang Ze chased after him.
The stall owner was furious. "I'm so unlucky, I sold it for 60, come back!"
Liang Ze heard this as he chased after him and shouted, "Handsome! He sold it!"
Hang Hang stopped, took out a hundred, turned back, and handed it to the stall owner. Liang Ze happily took the mask and change,
holding the mask up and walking proudly beside Hang Hang.
Hang Hang looked at him and smiled. He really was like a child who never grew up. As luck would have it, a fleeting glance
revealed Liang Ze's bear, this time held by the woman, clearly looking for him anxiously.
"Give me the mask," Hang Hang snatched Liang Ze's mask, covering his face. Don't accuse me of being unfair; once sold
, no returns!
"Handsome...you like it too?" Liang Ze was confused. "How about we go back and buy another one?"
"Hurry up, quick!" Hang Hang grabbed Liang Ze's arm.
Liang Ze's bewildered eyes were still searching, but before he could shout, "Isn't that my bear?" Hang Hang
swiftly covered his mouth and dragged him out of the flea market.
"Handsome, what are you doing?!" Liang Ze was shoved into the car, completely bewildered.
"Hold your mask, let's retreat."
Back home, Hang Hang spent ages praying to the talisman he'd obtained from the Yonghe Temple during the Spring Festival.
"Sigh, I really miss my treasures, tsk tsk..." Liang Ze sighed.
Hang Hang looked at Liang Ze, wanting to rip his head off and kick it around like a soccer ball.
The sleet started falling in the evening, and the sky darkened considerably. Liang Ze stared at the screen typing, glancing out
the window at the apocalypse-like scene; it had been a bright sunny day that morning.
I'm Handsome: Handsome! Look outside!
Heart123: This year is so abnormal!
I'm Handsome: The Earth is going to explode!
Heart123: ...
I'm Handsome: Sleet at this time is terrifying!
Heart123: The Earth is starting to take revenge on humanity
! I'm Handsome: I think so!
Heart123: Last summer,
people died of heatstroke in Europe. Heart123: In winter, people froze to death.
Heart123: This is nature's revenge!
I'm Handsome: Sigh.
Heart123: Hehehe.
I'm Handsome: Hehe.
Heart123: Martians!
Heart123: I'm going to flatter you!
I'm Handsome: Haha! Done!
Love123: If Earth becomes uninhabitable in the future...
Love123: Take me to Mars!
I'm Handsome: I'll take you to immigrate then.
I'm Handsome: I'm so happy!
Love123: Okay, okay.
I'm Handsome: I'll give you a green card.
Love123: And you'll have to bring our Totoro too!
I'm Handsome: Granted!
Love123: Martians are so nice
! I'm Handsome: That's right! Martian people are great
. Love123: Very enthusiastic!
I'm Handsome: Oh hahaha... Hey, by the way, I didn't ask you about this, what do you think?
Love123: Let me see
(two minutes later...)
Love123: Oral sex fluid?
I'm Handsome: Blueberry flavor!
Love123: ...
The difference between real happiness and false happiness is—the former pays the price first and then enjoys; the latter enjoys first and then pays
the price.
As for love, the wise definitely don't get as much as the foolish. It's like focusing on work and not thinking about money; money
usually comes faster.
[End of No. 10 Yandaixie Street]

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