{Repost} Just a joke, hope you like it.

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There was a man whose penis was 15cm long, while his wife's was 6cm deep.
The man heard of a sentient frog that could reduce his penis by 3cm if he could get the frog to say "no."
So he went to find the frog.
Man: "Little frog, will you marry me?"
Little frog: "No!" (15-3=12, the man's penis is now 12cm).
The man said it again: "Little frog, will you marry me?"
Little frog: "No!" (12-3=9, the man's penis is now 9cm)
. (The man thought: If I get it to say "no" one more time, I'll succeed).
The man said it one last time: "Will you marry me?" "
Little Frog: 'No!' (9-3=6, the man succeeded! But...)
Little Frog: 'You're annoying! I said 'No,' and that means 'No!'
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Please see the sequel"

Ever since his "treasure" was lost by the frog, the man had been depressed all day long.
His friend, seeing him so downcast, told him:
"There is a divine dog. If you just get it to bark at you once, it can increase that by 3 centimeters."
With a try-it-and-see attitude, he said goodbye to his wife and searched high and low, finally finding the divine dog deep in the mountains.
He took out the meat he had prepared beforehand, offered it to the divine dog, and explained his purpose.
The divine dog was very generous, barking twice, "Woof! Woof!" and then quietly began to eat the meat.
The man, upon seeing that "that" had indeed become his ideal size, barked and cheered happily, then turned to run home to have fun with his wife!
The dog, startled by his sudden action, acted on its canine instincts and immediately began barking wildly as it chased after the running man:
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!..."
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Now, let's look at the ending: "

The man was chased all the way home by the dog, and he and his wife finally managed to subdue it, put a muzzle on it, and put it in a cage.
But by this time, his 'that' had become a huge bundle, long enough to fly a kite.
His wife had to go and bring back a spirit frog to try and turn 'that' back to normal.
This time they were very careful and finally managed to turn 'that' back to the ideal size."
The couple was overjoyed and could no longer suppress their pent-up desire. They put the spirit frog in the cage as well, and happily began to make love...
The dog saw the spirit frog and curiously chased after it, breaking free of its muzzle and barking wildly...
The spirit frog was also frightened by the dog and kept crying out, "Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer!"...
After a while, the wife's weak voice came through: "Quiet them down! I can't take it anymore!"

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