Hilarious and classic examples of awkward teenage sexual experiences.

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In junior high, a boy wanted to copy a girl's homework. Afraid she wouldn't agree, he rummaged through her bag after she left the classroom. He found a sanitary napkin and exclaimed, "Wow! What a huge Band-Aid!"

Once, my boss at work said he wanted to perform playing the flute, but he didn't have a membrane. One of our bravest guys gave him a birth control pill film. Haha, it dissolved as soon as he touched saliva. The boss said, "Damn, even flute membranes are fake! And it tastes weird." We all went to the bathroom and laughed ourselves silly.

I remember in kindergarten, a little girl asked me, "Why do you cover your genitals with both hands when you pee?" I told her it was to hold her genitals. She asked me what a genital was, so I showed her. Then she said why she didn't have one. I didn't believe her, so I pulled down her pants and searched for a long time, finally concluding that she was a monster. I ran to tell the teacher, and the teacher burst out laughing. Haha.

When I first started working, I went on a business trip to a faraway place. It was the first time I treated someone to a meal. After we had eaten and drunk our fill, I asked the waiter if he had any sanitary napkins. The waiter's eyes widened. "What?" I repeated, "Sanitary napkins!" The waiter blushed and said they didn't have any. "If you need them, we'll go buy some." I was puzzled. A restaurant not having sanitary napkins? Was there a mistake? Okay, let's go buy some. After a while, the waiter brought over a pack of sanitary napkins on a shiny tray. Oh my god, actually I meant napkins. I'd had too much to drink.

When my younger sister was 16, she came to me in a panic one day and said, "Sister, I think I'm pregnant!" I was terrified and quickly asked her, "What happened?" She said, "I held hands with him today!" I almost fainted.

That year, I went to the Canton Fair with a colleague. We were constantly harassed by prostitutes calling us from the hotel, which was incredibly annoying. Quite by chance, we discovered the prostitute's room number (probably someone who had booked a room in the hotel and was using an extension to harass us). So, we naturally found out her extension number (many hotels use room numbers for their extensions). One afternoon, we were harassed again: "Do you need a prostitute?" After refusing, we were indignant, so my colleague called back. Sure enough, the same prostitute answered. My colleague, in a serious, low voice, said, "Do you need a gentleman?"... The woman, probably never having encountered such a situation before, paused for a few seconds before angrily saying, "Want it? Want it my foot!" After hanging up, we both burst out laughing.

A good friend once told me about a colleague, a shy, introverted young man in his early twenties. One day, he anxiously asked an older male colleague, "Do you think there's something wrong with me? I'm already in my mid-twenties, why haven't I gotten my period yet?" The colleague was speechless...

My husband said that when he was in high school, a male classmate said his penis was itchy, suggesting he might have vaginitis. Everyone present burst out laughing...

I have a younger brother who is 8 years younger than me. We've always played together since we were little. He's not very healthy, so my mom wouldn't let him go out, and we spent all our time together. I didn't hide anything from him, even when I went to the bathroom. When I got my period in middle school, I was terrified. It was summer vacation, and we were both at home. I kept wiping and wiping with toilet paper in the bathroom, but I couldn't get clean, so I just sat on the toilet and cried. He was terrified too (he was about 7 years old then). I told him that I was dying, that I had uremia (a neighbor had died from that disease, and I thought that bleeding from the vagina meant uremia). We cried all afternoon. When my mom came home from work, my brother ran to the door to greet her, crying and shouting, "Mom, my sister is dying!" My mom rushed over, asked what was wrong, and said it was okay. Then she found me a sanitary napkin. My brother asked, "What happened to my sister?" My mom replied, "My sister sits on the toilet all day, and her butt is sore

." In my first year of university, my roommates and I were messing around with an honest guy. Question: Are you still a virgin? Answer: Of course. Question: Is your hymen still intact? A rhetorical question: Men have hymens too? Where? Everyone pressed: "Your hymen isn't intact anymore?" The surprised reply: "Of course it is!" Laughter erupts!!!

Before the college entrance exam, my classmate's homeroom teacher said: "All girls, stay behind." The teacher said: "Whoever gets their period, go home and take some 'Wuji Baifeng Wan' (a traditional Chinese medicine), or you can use birth control pills." My classmate went home and said, "Mom, I want Wuji Baifeng Wan." Her mother was watching TV and didn't hear her. The girl thought her mother hadn't reacted, maybe because she thought it was too expensive. Then the girl said: "Birth control pills are fine too!" "After the girl finished speaking, she went back to her room to get her things. Her mother was shocked and chased after her

, asking: 'Honey, what's wrong?' A classmate of mine in college was showering naked in the washroom one summer. A girl, I don't know whose girlfriend, came in to do laundry. That girl was really bold; not only was she not embarrassed, she even looked him up and down, making him blush furiously. He quickly picked up his basin and ran back to the dorm. But the most embarrassing thing was yet to come. When he got to the dorm door, he pushed it open without hesitation and went in. He immediately froze. There was a class meeting going on inside, with a whole bunch of men and women sitting there, and the counselor was there too… I really don't know how this guy had the courage to live on!

When I was in high school, a male classmate told me about this. Back then, sanitary napkin advertisements were everywhere. One day, this classmate's dad and uncle were watching TV at home, and it happened to be a sanitary napkin commercial. It featured a beautiful woman riding a bicycle, chanting, 'I'm not afraid of moving around.' So the classmate's uncle asked, 'What are sanitary napkins?' His dad replied, 'Maybe they're for patching tires!'" "

Last year I met an 18-year-old. His most impressive feat was that during an exam, when he was bored, he rubbed his penis between his thighs and ejaculated!! Also, one morning he woke up and burst out laughing at one of his roommates, which puzzled everyone. He suppressed his laughter and said, 'It's so frustrating, I dreamt I slept with him last night! I can still remember his moaning!' I was sweating bullets!!! I don't know what he's thinking all day long, it's like siblings killing each other!

In high school, a girl was bored and suddenly asked my deskmate and me, 'What is the glans penis?'" "After hearing that, we almost fainted. In a panic, my deskmate explained: 'The glans is the head of a turtle!' He brushed it off, and then everyone nearly coughed up blood!
In my senior year of high school, during chemistry class, the teacher was talking about organic chemistry and polymers. Suddenly, he gave an example, drew a 'phthaloyl bond' on the blackboard, and said to everyone, 'This is a eunuch. Let's give him a 'methyl group.' Everyone burst into laughter.

Hehe, I remembered that too. That year, I had only been dating my girlfriend for a month. One day she told me her back was sore and she was so tired. I asked her with concern, 'What's wrong? Should we go to the hospital?' She said no, she had her period. I was puzzled: 'What period? Winter break is still a long way off.' My girlfriend was very embarrassed. She still often jokes about it to this day. I

went out to eat with colleagues, a bunch of men and women, drinking baijiu (Chinese liquor). One of them pulled out a new type of lighter, the kind designed to prevent children from playing with it. Everyone was curious and started playing with it. Someone asked what it was for, and I blurted out: 'It's just like wearing a condom!'" "After saying that, I realized something was wrong. Sure enough, there was a few seconds of silence at the dinner table. I wished I could crawl under the table... So embarrassing!!

Haha, another one reminded me of something else. I went to a small commodity wholesale market with a really good guy. I saw some transparent bra straps and secretly asked him how much they cost when he wasn't looking. This guy has sharp ears and eyes; he heard me. I thought, 'You've seen it anyway,' and decided to buy one. But while I was haggling over the price, he asked, 'What's this for? A hair accessory? It's not even that pretty.' I was speechless. Even the shopkeeper was speechless.

Three of us girls went to a guy's city for a trip. He booked a hotel for us, and everyone was preparing to party that night. But we also received countless harassing phone calls: 'Mr. X? Need special services?' One of the women got angry, grabbed the phone, and said, 'Come back after I'm done with my services!!!'" "...

Once, I borrowed nail clippers from a male colleague. He was playing a game and told me to get them from his pocket. I felt something hard in his pocket and said, 'What's that in there? It's so hard!' The other colleagues were stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter. I was red-faced. The male colleague, looking aggrieved, pulled out a pen-style flashlight from his pocket and said there was a power outage last night... Embarrassingly..."

When I was 14, my body started to develop, and my belly started to protrude. I thought I was pregnant, and I was in constant pain and worry, always wondering why I was pregnant. I vaguely remember reading in a book that pregnancy could also be caused by airborne transmission. My period started around that time, and when I bought toilet paper, it said "women's products" on the label. I thought, "Oh no! How did I become a woman, and pregnant at that?" I even had thoughts of dying. It took me a long time to finally get rid of that pain and worry.

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