China's biggest pervert

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A competition was held on February 25, 2005, with a prize of 100,000! Wow!!! I'll give you my phone number and address

if you like this. A couple was fast asleep in bed. Around midnight, some noise outside seemed to wake the wife. Still half asleep, she quickly woke her husband and said to him, " "Get up quickly, it seems my husband is back." The husband, still groggy from being woken by his wife's nudge, got up and said, "Why didn't you say so sooner? Now I realize men are great creatures. Putting everything else aside, just in sex, men are actually doing it for women. They exert themselves, sweating profusely, and in the end, all a man wants is to hear from a woman: 'That felt so good!' Then he's satisfied. Don't you think men are incredibly selfless towards women?

From another perspective, men are also pitiful. For example, why do men, from the moment they become aware of things, worry about the size of their penis their whole lives (or at least half their lives)? If a man were selfish, the size of his penis and whether he gets pleasure would be irrelevant; after all, that final moment of pleasure is what truly belongs to a man. But men care about a woman's feelings, so they get caught up in questions like, 'Can I satisfy her?' 'Is mine big enough?' 'Was the sex long enough?'" Questions like "Is it long?" and similar questions abound.

In the process of growing up, 99% of men have measured their own penises with a ruler. Even after measuring, they still anxiously ask classmates what size is considered normal. Logically, it's strange; it's not like it's for plunging water pipes, so who cares about its length? Thus, we find that men's questions, presented concretely, are: "Hey, what size is acceptable to women?"

Even after growing up and confirming that their size is acceptable to women, men are still confused. Because next, they worry about whether their performance time is too short. So, how long does it need to last to bring pleasure to a woman?

You see, every few months doctors come out and say that three minutes is normal, and one minute is enough to reach orgasm. Why do they say this? Of course, it's to reassure men, but men's pleasure isn't... In that final moment? Clearly, the man was doing it for the woman, worried about her unhappiness.

Ah, the greatness of men in bed is as lofty as the mountains and as enduring as the sun and moon.

So whenever a woman criticizes a man for being selfish, I feel indignant. If a man is selfish, why would he wear sunglasses to buy Indian herbal oil? If a man is selfish, why would he risk tearing his corpus cavernosum to practice penile prowess? Women may not know that if a man's penis is large, it's inconvenient to walk, even with it between his legs.

A woman asked me why male prostitutes are more expensive than female prostitutes. They're both human, yet men insist on charging more for sex than women—it's shameless. To this, I want to speak up for men. Hey, women can have sex many times a day, but do my fellow women know how many times a man can have sex a day? Price is naturally proportional to supply and demand. Similarly, women can keep wanting, but men can't keep giving. I think my fellow women can understand what I mean. The author's intention in writing this article is clear. The so-called "seven times a night" man (or "wolf?") actually refers to a man exerting all his energy to bring pleasure to a woman; otherwise, wouldn't it be more efficient for a man to just sleep around?

Look at the urology departments of major hospitals—aren't they all treating men's ailments? Even Viagra is made for men. If a man cures his "thing" and takes Viagra, who benefits? The result is that after all the effort, the woman doesn't seem to show any gratitude; instead, she says the man's mind is only filled with sex. Good heavens, if a man's mind were only filled with sex, he wouldn't need to masturbate at home every day—he'd be happy and wouldn't have to worry about being called a pervert.

A friend of mine has a girlfriend much older than him, and everyone is curious and asks him what it's like to be in a relationship with a significant age gap. He says with great emotion that once, after he had just finished having sex, his girlfriend immediately wiped his sweat and put a piece of ginseng in his mouth. Several men in the room immediately offered their explanations:

1. Wow, your girlfriend is so considerate.

(Display: Most women don't understand the hardships men endure; they take it all for granted.)

2. Really? Does she think you're not good enough and is giving you ginseng to make you reflect on your behavior?

(Display: Women's demands often exceed men's capacity, yet men have been striving for thousands of years to meet women's standards. The story of the Foolish Old Man Moving Mountains illustrates this point.)

3. Wow, women are really bold! She wants more, otherwise why would she give you ginseng?

(Display: Men's awakening; when facing women, men are better off admitting defeat first.)

Do they have other explanations? I think all men would think in the direction of the three explanations above, showing that most men believe that satisfying women is their duty. If women don't agree with my statement, think back: Do men often ask you: "Was it good? Was it fun?" Have any women asked men: "Was it good? Was it fun?"

All of the above is the honest truth from the bottom of my heart. Perhaps you think I'm just writing about my own feelings; you're wrong. I would never casually take a ruler to the toilet. I've never been to a urologist, nor have I ever taken ginseng tablets. But to avoid you actually believing this is just my personal opinion and experience, I must remain anonymous again. I hope that women who read this article will reflect more on their own behavior and be more understanding of men, rather than wasting time dwelling on the anonymity issue.

Finally, I must say something honest to my fellow women: do you know how to hurt a man? When a man has been struggling and only finishes when the alarm rings, all you have to do is say, "Oh, so quick!" I guarantee that one sentence is enough to make a man depressed for three months. Look how vulnerable men are, and how hard they try to make women happy! Where can you hide now?

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