Classic insults! Brilliant!

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You are:

an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien,

a high school student at kindergarten level, a frog-headed person with congenital Mongolosis,

an abandoned baby of the Yeti of Mount Everest, the culprit of a clogged septic tank, a

descendant of an African and a black pig, a chimpanzee with yin-yang imbalance, a hippopotamus

crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic crater,

a huge, shameless megaphone, a disgrace to the Eskimos,

a super-individual coexisting with cockroaches, a half-plant with rotting vitality, a

stinking garbage person, the source of the word "despair,"

a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest piece of trash in human history,

an old washing machine accidentally dropped by God, a brainless creature capable of thought,

a scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots, a descendant who shames our ancestors,

millennia-old humus, a primitive species that scientists dare not study,

an essential raw material for the destruction of the universe, a half-orc that even half-orcs despise.

Ten times the concentration of petroleum in sediment, a disfigured Ronald McDonald, ?

A despicable guy like you can only play a pile of dung in a TV drama, ?

Not even as good as a piece of chewing gum peed on by a dog on the street, ?

Even Ru Hua is more than ten times more beautiful than you, ?

You'd have to go to a zoo to find a girlfriend or even leave Earth, ?

If you wanted to commit suicide, people would only advise you not to leave a corpse to avoid polluting the environment, ?

Even amoebas couldn't survive on the keyboard you touched, ?

Your saliva is more deadly than SARS, ?

If you were handsome, humans would only be able to reproduce asexually, ?

Idiots could be your teachers, mentally challenged people could teach you to speak human language, ?

The ozone layer would break if you looked up

, ? People would want to immigrate to Mars to leave you, ?

If your ugliness could generate electricity, all the world's nuclear power plants could shut down, ?

If you went to war, bullets and missiles would be irresistibly drawn to you, ?

Hand grenades would self-destruct upon seeing you, ?

Others would have to fly planes into the Gemini stars, but you could have the same power just by parachuting. All the famous scenic spots you've visited will become historical sites, and

the historical sites you've visited will become history.

I must have done nothing good in my 18 lifetimes to have met you; even throwing you into the sun wouldn't be environmentally friendly enough.

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