Beautiful couplets

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10 pairs of erotic couplets 1
) Su Xiaomei absolutely relieves her brother's worries.

A person gave Su Dongpo a couplet:
The loofah on the trellis is just like a hanging
Dongpo thought for a long time but could not find a matching line. He returned home still frowning.
Xiaomei asked why, and Dongpo told her. Xiaomei casually replied with the matching line:
The lotus in the pond is just like a cave.

(2) Couple's absolute couplet on the wedding night .

A 38-year-old man and a 25-year-old woman got married.
On the wedding night, they gave an absolute couplet.
The man gave the first line: One gun, two bullets, and has not participated in the war for thirty-eight years;
the woman replied with the second line: One cave, two doors, and has never entered for twenty-five years.
Horizontal scroll: Moon and Pine (meaning the moon and sun are hidden in the pine)

(3) Cadre going to the countryside absolute couplet

First line: No milk to drink in the morning and no milk to touch at night
Second line: No ball to do during the day and no ball to do at night
Horizontal scroll: Incomparable pain (compared to the homonym of a cave)

(4) Comparison of past and present to create a wonderful couplet

First line: Remembering the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, one wife, and a bunch of children.
The second line: Look at today, white rice, turtle soup, one child, a bunch of wives.
Horizontal scroll: Keeping pace with the times

(5) Two lawyers remarry and create a wonderful

couplet. The male and female lawyers remarry
. After entering the bridal chamber, the female lawyer asks for a couplet.
The first line: Attack on Pearl Harbor at night, the beauty is impregnated.
The male's reply: Two atomic bombs, Japan and Germany surrender.
Horizontal scroll: World War II

(6) Teacher and student continue the emperor's wonderful

couplet. The teacher's first line: The moon
sets. The student's reply: The sun rises.
The teacher's first line: The monk . The student's reply: The nun. The teacher
's first line: The green mountain. The student's reply: The white water. The teacher's first line: Go. The student's reply : Come. The couplet is completed. One thought: The moon sets, the monk goes, the green mountain goes, the sun rises, the nun comes, the white water comes (7) Older men and women cleverly match a couplet . An older man meets an older woman in the park. The man's first line: He has the strength of an ox, but no land to cultivate; The woman's reply: Two acres of good land are idle, waiting for someone to plow. Horizontal scroll: Waste is shameful (8) The brush cap and brush holder are cleverly matched . Upper line: The sun goes in and the water flows down . Lower line: When the waves rise, the feet are up in the sky (9) Four people continue to match. One day, the four gentlemen sat idly and proposed to match couplets. A said: "Gently kiss my dear." B continued: "Silently touch my grandma." Then he continued: "Secretly seek my breasts." D also continued: "Hurry up and drink my penis." (10) The nun said to the monk . It is New Year's. The monk put up a couplet on the door: Nothing to do during the day; nothing to do at night. Horizontal scroll: Extremely troubled. The nun also put up a couplet on the door: Empty during the day; empty at night. Horizontal scroll: Always responsive.

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