A kid looking for a prostitute (funny)...

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A child entered a five-star hotel and asked a waiter, "Get me your manager."
The waiter replied, "Sorry, the manager isn't here."
The child pulled out 500 yuan and said, "Get me your manager."
The waiter immediately brought the manager.
"Find me a prostitute," the child said.
"We're a five-star hotel, we don't have prostitutes," the manager said.
The child pulled out 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a prostitute."
The manager immediately brought out a row of prostitutes for the boy to choose from.
"Find me one who's sick," the child said.
"We're a five-star hotel, we don't have any sick women."
The boy pulled out 5000 yuan and said, "Find me one who's sick."
The manager immediately brought out a row of sick women for the boy to choose from.
The boy randomly picked one and slept with her.
The next day, the boy went to the manager and asked, "I slept with that sick woman, so am I sick too?"
The manager, not knowing what the boy was up to, said, "No, no, no."
The boy pulled out 5000 yuan and said, "Tell me, am I definitely sick?"
"No doubt about it! Definitely, definitely!" the manager said excitedly, taking the money.
"Then I'll go back and sleep with my nanny, so she'll definitely be sick too, right?
" "No doubt about it! Definitely, definitely!"
"Then my nanny slept with my dad, so he'll definitely be sick too, right?"
"No doubt about it! Definitely, definitely!"
"If my dad and mom slept together, then my mom must be infected with a disease, right?"
"No doubt about it! Definitely, definitely!"
"If my mom slept with our driver, then our driver must be infected with a disease, right?"
"No doubt about it! Definitely, definitely!"

The child slammed his fist on the table and cursed, "Fuck your mother! You'll make sure you crush my little frog!!!!

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