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(1) Su Xiaomei's perfect solution to her brother's sorrow:
Someone gave Su Dongpo the first line of a couplet: "The loofah on the trellis looks like a hanging basket
." Dongpo thought for a long time but couldn't come up with the second line. He still looked worried when he got home.
Xiaomei asked him why, and Dongpo told her.
Xiaomei casually replied with the second line: "The lotus in the pond looks just like a cave."

(2) A perfect couplet on their wedding night:
A 38-year-old man married a 25-year-old woman. On their
wedding night, they presented a perfect couplet.
The man gave the first line: "One gun, two bullets, thirty-eight years without fighting."
The woman replied with the second line: "One cave, two doors, twenty-five years without anyone entering." ??
Horizontal scroll: Moonlit Pine (meaning the hidden moon and the pine tree)??

(3) Cadres going to the countryside absolutely??
Upper line: No milk to drink in the morning, no milk to touch at night??
Lower line: No ball to do during the day, no ball to do at night??
Horizontal scroll: Incomparable pain (compared to the homonym of a hole)??

(4) Comparison of past and present to create wonderful couplets??
Upper line: Remembering the past, red rice, pumpkin soup, one wife, a bunch of children.??
Lower line: Looking at today, white rice, turtle soup, one child, a bunch of wives.??
Horizontal scroll: Keeping pace with the times??

5) Two lawyers remarry and create wonderful couplets??
Male and female lawyers remarry.??
After entering the bridal chamber, the female lawyer asks for a couplet.??
Upper line: Attack on Pearl Harbor at night, the beauty is fertilized.??
Male's reply: Two atomic bombs, Japan and Germany surrender. ??
Horizontal scroll: World War II??

(6) Teacher and student continue to come up with wonderful couplets??
Teacher gives the first line: The moon sets?? Student replies
with the second line: The sun rises?? Teacher gives the first line: Monk??Student replies with the second line: Nun?? Teacher gives the first line: Green mountains?? Student replies with the second line: White water?? Teacher gives the first line: Go?? Student replies with the second line: Come?? After the couplets are completed, we think of it?? The moon sets, the monk goes to the green mountains?? The sun rises, the nun comes to the white water?? (7) Clever couplets between older men and women?? An older man meets an older woman in the park.??The man gives the first line: He has the strength of an ox, but no land to plow;?? The woman replies with the second line: He has two acres of good land lying idle, waiting for someone to plow. ?? Horizontal scroll: Waste is shameful?? (8) Clever couplet between brush cap and brush holder?? Upper line: The brush water goes in?? Lower line: The feet are up in the sky when it's wavy?? (9) Four people continue the couplet?? One day, four gentlemen were sitting idly and suggested composing a couplet.?? A said: "Gently kiss the beloved"?? B continued : "Silently touch the old lady"?? Then he continued: "Secretly seek the breasts"?? D also continued: "Hurry up and drink the chicken".?? (10) Nun to monk?? It's New Year, and??a href=http://www.687bo.com target=_blank class=infotextkey>sexual shirking and shirking?? Nothing to do during the day; nothing to do at night.??Horizontal scroll: Extremely troubled.??The nun also posted a couplet on the door:?? The sky is empty during the day; the sky is empty at night.??Horizontal scroll: Always responsive.

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