A monk jokingly talks about a woman's vagina [Full text]

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A wandering monk encountered two children fighting. One cursed the other, "Your mother's cunt!" The other retorted, "Your mother's cunt!" The monk, puzzled, went up to them and asked, "What is this 'cunt' you two keep talking about?" The children laughed and said, "A cunt is something on a woman's body." The monk was extremely annoyed, thinking to himself, "I never imagined that after living for over sixty years, reading countless books, and thinking I knew everything, I wouldn't even know that a woman has a cunt!" From then on, he tried every means to find out what a woman's cunt was like.

One night, in the middle of the night, he suddenly heard a knock at the door. The monk got up and opened it, only to see a woman standing outside. The woman said, "Master, I'm just passing through and got here because I'm in a hurry. There's no village in sight, and I'd like to ask for lodging for the night. Is that alright?" Seeing an opportunity, the monk wasn't about to let it slip away. He said, "Lodging is fine, but I have one request. May I ask if you'll grant me that request?" The woman said, "Just tell me if you need lodging." The monk said, "I'm over sixty years old and have never seen a woman's genitals. If you would be so kind as to grant me this wish, I'd be happy to stay." The woman thought, "If I can't see, I'll have to stay outside. It's better to let him see so I can rest early." So she said, "Seeing is fine, but you must stay at least fifteen paces away." The monk agreed. The two entered the temple, and the woman pulled her pants down to her knees and sat on the table. The monk lit an oil lamp and stood at a distance, carefully observing. As he looked, he was suddenly inspired to write poetry, reciting, "From afar, a small grove of trees." The woman knew he couldn't see clearly and said, "Come closer and look." The monk approached, his eyes practically pressed against the trees, and this time he could see clearly. He then recited, "Up close, two doors." The woman couldn't help but laugh, thinking, "This cunt is quite poetic, huh?" Unexpectedly, her laughter caused her to let out a silent fart, simultaneously squeezing out a little urine, which landed right on the monk's bald head. The monk, delighted, recited again, "A light drizzle, and a little rumble of thunder." (
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Title: Water Melody
Song Title: The Perverted Wife
Imitation: Su Shi's "Mid-Autumn Festival"

When will I have another romantic encounter? I raise
my cup to ask the heavens
, I wonder why everyone else's wives
are like Diao Chan .
I want to rape one, I don't care
if she's a young woman, a mature woman,
high or low, just to satisfy my craving. After drinking, I'll
play with a beautiful woman.
How is it like being in the human world ?

Hiding in the red pavilion
, I lower my steps
to the bedside.
Don't be afraid,
big-breasted sister, listen to me.
The moon has its phases, and
people have their proper and improper ways.
This matter is bitter but sweet.
I hope you won't cry out
, I guarantee you'll be overjoyed.

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