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Classic Meat Flavors Author: JIWEI 

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Brother is a dragon in the sky, sister is a flower on the ground. The dragon doesn't turn over, so it doesn't rain; the rain doesn't fall, so the flower doesn't bloom

. For years, this question has troubled me. Today, I finally mustered the courage to ask you: When you pee, do you extend your left leg or your right?

If others fish, and you don't, your wife will call you a fool; if others gamble, and you don't, they'll talk about you behind your back; if others visit prostitutes, and you don't, everyone will spread rumors about you.

A couple is having an affair. The man touches the woman's private parts. She breathes rapidly and says, "It feels so good, but your ring hurts." The man angrily replies, "Miss, that's my watch!" Being an official

isn't afraid of drinking hardship; a thousand cups are nothing to him. The hot pot boils gently, the mahjong table is cold at dawn, and he's even more delighted by the snow-white prostitutes, their beauty astonishing after the three services!

You're always too soft, too soft. Alone, you masturbate until dawn. Doing things is always easy, but reaching orgasm is too difficult. Don't force yourself if your body can't handle it!

The moon is hazy, the birds are hazy. Brother and sister crawl through the bushes. Brother catches a caterpillar. Sister blushes with fright. Brother pushes aside the tangled grass. Sister whispers, "I want the caterpillar." My lover is such a hero!

The sun shines brightly outside the window, inside, the curtains are drawn and the blankets are pulled. The man says, "I want to create a new human race." The woman says, "Go to hell, you're useless without me!"

Where are you, so dashing? I'm waiting for you, lonely me. I call your cell phone, it's off; I call your physical number, you don't answer. I hate you, I'll write your name in the toilet and pee on you every day until you die!

Miss, you're so beautiful, let me kiss your lips. Miss, you're so sexy, let me rub your waist. Miss, you're so bad, why are you unbuckling my belt?

One night after lights out, a man, on a whim, stood in his room and loudly sang: "You said you wanted to have sex, but you wouldn't wear a condom. Now look, you're pregnant. Do you want the baby?

A frog entered her private parts and lived there. After several days, the woman felt unwell and went to the doctor. They found a dead frog and a suicide note. It read: 'Beatings every day are worse than death. I'm leaving!

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but don't look at your workplace. There are too few people there, and the quality isn't good either.'

Outside the window, the sun shines brightly. On the bed, a brother and sister ask, 'Why are you so tired?' The brother is creating a human. 'Why are you crying?' The brother's position is wrong.

A man wants to get married because he's figured it out. A woman wants to get married because she wants to have leverage over the man. A man wants a divorce because he knows the woman's depth. A woman wants a divorce because she knows the man's size."

Because of your excessive sexual desire, you have been admitted to a high school for those with a strong sex drive. Please bring erotic books, condoms, and erotic DVDs to school for registration tomorrow. There will be someone demonstrating sexual techniques.

A seven-inch-long object, a young lady takes it to her embroidery room; white fluid flows out in the middle of the night, it only gets shorter, never longer. Answer: Candle.

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