I found a classic joke, come check it out! [Full text]

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A dialogue between a man and a woman when the man wants to have sex:
Man: You know what? I think about how I'd live without you every day.
Woman: If you didn't have me in your heart, I would leave you immediately.
Man: Impossible, I've always hoped for that too.
Woman: If other girls try to seduce you, can you stay clear-headed and never fall for them?
Man: Of course.
Woman: Do I have to do all the housework by myself?
Man: Don't worry, I'll find someone else to do it for you.
Woman: What if I can't become your [full text] lover in the future?
Man: Even so, your image in my heart will never change.
Woman: If I become your wife, I know I will grow old and lose my beauty someday, and become very ugly, but at that time I will definitely be a good wife and mother, and take good care of your parents. Man :
Darling, those words touch me so deeply, they are exactly what I've always dreamed of.
Woman: But if one day I'm no longer in this world, you should find someone else who loves you.
Man: Silly boy, I'd rather remain single for life if that's the case.
Woman: Then please only love me from now on, and don't look at other beautiful women.
Man: Of course, that goes without saying. Woman: If
your ex-lover came to you and said she still misses you, would you get back together with her?
Man: I don't care, it's none of my business.
Woman: What would you do if someone bullied you?
Man: I'd beat them up. I would never let that happen.
Woman: If I got pregnant, would you take responsibility?
Man: That's absolutely a man's responsibility, and that's how it should be.
Woman: Would you spend a large portion of your salary gambling?
Man: No, that's unforgivable. I would never let that happen, even just once.
Woman: If I did something wrong, would you forgive me?
Man: That's for sure, and it's something we should be tolerant of.
Woman: Would you cheat on me? Would you be unfaithful
? Man: If that happened, I'd be the one who suffers the most. Woman
: I want you to hug me every morning and tell me "I love you."
Man: Need I say more? Ideally, that would happen at least once a day.
Woman: If you encountered a woman who was relentlessly pursuing you, what would you do?
Man: I would tell her to give up. If she wouldn't stop, I'd have to call the law.
Woman: If you treat me badly, my mother will punish you on my behalf.
Man: The former is impossible, therefore the latter is also impossible. Woman: If
I marry you in the future, would you be willing to let my mother live in your home?
Man: Of course, as long as she comes to our home, you can see how much we love each other.
Woman: I won't allow you to fool around outside, stay overnight at other women's homes, or have affairs.
Man: I am definitely not the kind of man who would do such a thing.
Woman: If I argue with your family, will you stand by me and protect me?
Man: It depends, but generally I will.
Woman: When you are angry, will you abuse your lover?
Man: Impossible, that would be a crime.
Woman: Can you let me manage your salary and be your finance minister?
Man: Of course, some things don't need to be said so explicitly. Woman
: Do you love me for sex?
Man: That kind of talk disgusts me; please don't say it again.
Woman: You're so good to me; I will love you forever and ever.

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