Since everyone is so supportive, here are a few more humorous poems you shouldn't miss...

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Last time I posted a poem out of boredom, and since everyone seemed to like it, I'm adding a few more. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental:

Spring flowers. Young girl. Wants. To. Make. Love, But. Says. You.

Are. So. Bad. You. Are. So. Bad, You. Tricked me into watching porn with you.

My heart. Excited. Unable to. Resistant, Just Wants. To. Make. Love. Immediately.

Half-heartedly. Unbuttons. Legs. Spread.

Wide. By you. Thick. Long. That. One, Without a word, Inserts.

Baby. Virginity. Destroyed, How. How. Can. Explain. Later.

Turns around. Thinks. Not. Bad, Feels. Pleasant.

Anyway. Already. Your. Choice, Go for it.

Every move hits. My. Vulnerability, Positions. Strange and bizarre.

A sweet, coquettish voice urges you on, "Let's have a competition today!

Let's see who loses first, even if it's courting death, it'll be exhilarating!"

From now on, I'm not afraid to cheat, and I'll never blame my brother again.

Fixed assets carried with me, I'll travel far and wide to earn extra money.

I'll sleep with my brother, then my uncle, then my wife, then my foreigner.

Small investment, quick returns, a few hundred bucks with a simple squeeze.

The goods are still there after being sold, just wash them with water and sell them again.

Repeated use is no problem, no damage to the skin or flesh.

As long as the pants are pulled up, who says a girl isn't virtuous?

What is life?

Men say:

During the day, there's alcohol to drink; at night, there's breast touching.

Sleep in late at work; after work, have sex.

Women say:

During the day, there are cards to play; at night, there are birds to play

with. Snacks at work; someone after work. If you don't have sex

for a long time, your skin will get bad

. To have good skin, you must have sex morning and night. To have

real feelings, it all depends on deep penetration.

If you're willing to go all out, you won't regret it

even if you break it. As long as you reach orgasm, don't get

up early for anything else. Come. Make. Love. Again. Exercise. Body. and. Calcium

. Do it at noon. Increase. Sentiment. Effect. Good.

Moaning. Before going to bed at night. Doing it will be more. Crazy.

Don't forget to have sex again in the middle of the night. Boost immunity and prevent colds. Make

love at night. Sweat drips.

Girl's buttocks unbutton Zhang Ziyi, grasp Lin Xin's breasts, raise the giant cock, apply Zhang Xue oil, insert Song Zuyin, first pose like Sun Yan, then ride Liang Yong, feel Liu De's slippery, shoot Zhang Bai's juice, finished Liang Chao's limp.

Women have two strengths, but one weakness. Men,

though lacking strengths, have one advantage. Men often capitalize on a woman's two strengths,

using

their own strengths to compensate for her weakness—

this is called a flawless match.

Why are men clever ? Why do men

have two heads? Why do women

love to eat? Why do women

have two mouths ?

Why do men and women marry?

Men understand, women understand,

yet why do they divorce?

Men know the difference in depth, women know the difference in length.

Nutritionists study why men gain weight while women lose weight after marriage .

Men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest, and two abalone slices every night, while

women only have a sausage and two quail eggs .

Men are the sky, women are the earth . There's

no land that can't be cultivated, only oxen that die from exhaustion. The more an

ox cultivates, the thinner it becomes; the more the land is cultivated, the more fertile it becomes.

Good fire consumes a lot of charcoal, good women consume

a lot of men. Men need sexual happiness, but they should also value life.

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