[Jin Yong's Reverse Time Travel] (Part 1) Me from the Stars

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Author: Bai Xida Word Count: 7558

(I) Me from the Stars
"What kind of game proposal is this?" My fat boss slammed my culmination of several sleepless nights, dozens of pages of paper, onto his desk.
I stood in front of him, bracing myself for a scolding, but I didn't hesitate to put up a fight: "Uh... I just wanted to suggest to the company that we develop a single-player game similar to 'The Legend of the Condor Heroes'."
"Did you just wake up from a coma? A single-player game? Even online game players have drastically decreased these days!"
The fat boss picked up his smartphone and waved it around: "I asked you to plan a mobile game! Make me a knock-off of the Japanese 'D&P'!"
Please, it's 'P&P', okay...
"Matching! Gacha! In-app purchases! It's simple, isn't it? You don't even know how to copy? And you say you graduated from university?"
"But there are already many imitation match-3 games on the market..." Although I've only been working for half a year, I still have the pride of a game developer.
"So what if it's a knock-off? So what if it's plagiarism! Making money is success!" He slammed his hand on the table. "I wish 'Tower of Gods' was copied by our company!"
"What era are we living in? A Jin Yong single-player game? At least make it a Jin Yong match-3 puzzle game... Hmm, that's not a bad idea! First, you can pull a Mongolian Guo Jing, then evolve him into a young Guo Jing, and finally become the great hero Guo Jing..."
"Boss, can't we make a traditional RPG? Turn-based or real-time combat..." " I
told you to make a match-3 game, so make it a match-3 game! Today is Friday... You'd better stay home this weekend and finish this new proposal , or you won't be coming back on Monday!" ********** ... This little house is far from the city center, its only advantage being the cheap rent, which my meager salary can cover. I sat in front of the computer, eating instant noodles. "Rolling the bead, rolling the bead, that fat pig boss! Why did he reject my Jin Yong proposal?! He has no idea how many players have such a deep emotional attachment to *Jin Yong's Heroes*! After finishing my noodles, I started the program—actually, I had already been using my spare time to independently develop what I considered the best Jin Yong game. Every night after work, I would enjoy myself, creating my own martial arts world. Tonight I've had a bad night's work and want to change my mood, so I'll try out the first test version to fix the bug… Hmm, logging in— "Boom!" A huge clap of thunder suddenly came from outside! All the lights in the house went out instantly. In the darkness, only the computer screen remained lit. "Squeak—squeak—" The computer seemed to be leaking electricity, violently striking my right hand that was pressing the mouse: "Waaah—" Help, help! I... I got electrocuted... Everything went black— ********** ... Never mind, what's done is done. I'll just treat this like a dream game—in the rudimentary treasure vault, there's only one treasure chest. Remembering my game settings, I opened the chest— *clang clang clang clang clang*—the RPG game's chest-opening sound effect rang out, and several lines of text appeared out of thin air: "Received: Ao Bai's Dagger, Ao Bai's Robe, 450,000 taels of silver." I took out the dagger, robe, and silver from the chest… I remembered, this is part of my *The Deer and the Cauldron* setup. It's the reward players receive after helping Wei Xiaobao kill Ao Bai in prison and then raiding Ao Bai's mansion. I put on the "dark vest" from Jin Yong's novels—"light as a feather, exceptionally soft, neither silk nor wool, its material unknown"—over my t-shirt; then I tucked the razor-sharp dagger that had saved Wei Xiaobao so many times in the original story, along with its sharkskin sheath, into my jeans' back pocket. The system sound effects and text appeared again— " Equipped Ao Bai's dagger, 100% armor penetration. Equipped Ao Bai's armor, UP defense." Haha, equipping self-designed items in a game feels great… But what's next? This treasure vault has no exit; it's surrounded by walls. Of course, I haven't finished developing the game yet; many scenes and plots are independent and not connected to the main program… Without an exit, am I going to be trapped here? No, to facilitate the testing of the pest control, I prepared a teleportation item that can automatically transport players to the next main quest— "Use the 'Teleportation Scroll'." A beam of light began to envelop me… Hmm, thinking about it, I'm really not very meticulous. A martial arts game with a teleportation scrollbar? Maybe I should rename it "Chimera's Wings"? Speaking of which, what will the next scene be? Am I following Wei Xiaobao's storyline? ********************************************************************************************** "Teleportation complete, arrived at the Imperial Study." The light instantly teleported me… Hmm, the Imperial Study? After raiding Ao Bai's house, am I here to report to Emperor Kangxi? The light dissipated, but the Imperial Study in front of me resembled a battlefield! Several bloodied eunuchs lay scattered on the ground! A few feet in front of me, a tall, muscular figure in Qing Dynasty official robes was fighting two struggling youths… I understand! This is a scene from the Imperial Study where Emperor Kangxi and Wei Xiaobao are trying to deal with Ao Bai! To defeat Ao Bai, the player needs to give Wei Xiaobao the key item, the "Tang Dynasty Bronze Incense Burner," so he can sprinkle the incense ash into Ao Bai's eyes, triggering the victory condition... What's going on? Why did I raid Ao Bai's house first, and then this battle to capture Ao Bai happened? The timing is completely wrong! Is it because the game isn't finished, and the thunder just now caused everything to go wrong? Even worse, I looked around the Imperial Study and, sure enough, there was no "Tang Dynasty Bronze Incense Burner"—because I thought it was an important prop, and the 3D model was still under design to ensure a good result—in other words, this part of the game would have bugs, and I, as the player, would absolutely be unable to help Kangxi and Wei Xiaobao defeat Ao Bai… My sudden appearance also inadvertently attracted the attention of these two NPCs—in the midst of the melee, Ao Bai turned his back to me, but Kangxi and Wei Xiaobao, facing me, saw this guy who shouldn't exist: "Little Xuanzi! Hey, I'm the creator of this game…" Wow! He threw a punch— "Bang!" As the number one warrior of Manchuria, I had set Ao Bai's combat power quite high, and like Wei Xiaobao, I was sent flying. The punch was very powerful, but surprisingly, it only hurt and didn't cause any injury; my sternum didn't even break…

I touched my protective vest… and there was a huge 'Defense UP'! It saved me! In the original story, this vest protected Xiao Bao from both palm strikes and sword attacks.
Ao Bai rushed over, grabbed my neck with his right hand, and lifted me off the ground: "Is this my protective vest?"
"How did you get it?" Seeing me wearing his protective vest, this mid-boss of the newbie quest was stunned… Ugh! His grip on my neck was almost crushing! The creator died in his own game? How ridiculous…
No! Besides the protective vest, didn't I also have that dagger in my pocket—
a dagger that could cut through iron like mud and had a 100% armor penetration rate! Taking advantage of Ao Bai's surprise, I reached behind me with my right hand, pulled out the dagger, and plunged it into his unsuspecting throat—
Ao Bai, his face full of disbelief, pressed his hands against his bleeding neck and fell backward: "Damn it! The player has defeated Ao Bai!"总不好说我来自游戏外的世界吧？我来自、来自……
「我来自……星星！」说到『来自』，剎那间，我只想到早前大红的韩剧：「我叫……都敏俊。」
「都敏俊？」不愧是一代明君，鳌拜才死在脚下，玄烨已冷静过来，对我似有戒心：「是谁派你来守护朕的？太后吗？」
我是你的造物主，你以为我是坏人？太后？太后才是坏人啦！
我爬起来，手放背后，努力装出高手的招牌式站姿：「皇上，真太后被困在慈宁宫的密室内！如今这个，是反贼『神龙教』中人，请你小心！」
康熙皱眉不信，我要减低自己的嫌疑，就要提升权威性：「请皇上相信我！
先皇尚在人间，于五台山修佛，遣派我这少林寺第十九铜人，前来护驾。「
「甚幺？父皇未死？」我见玄烨动摇了，便再下一着，遥指晕在地上的韦小宝：「我得悉很多陛下不知道的事情！譬如这个小桂子，并不是太监，本名叫韦小宝。」
康熙将信将疑，走过下扒下韦小宝的裤子。哗，这游戏是变得怎样了，男ｎｐｃ能脱男ｎｐｃ的裤子，而且当真有阴毛和小鸡鸡……
反正鳌拜都被我杀了，这《鹿鼎记》新手任务都全破啦，一不做二不休，我索性道破一切，大过生神仙般的预言瘾：「韦小宝以后将会加入反清复明的天地会！更会骗去建宁公主的贞洁！如何处置他，就请皇上自行定夺啦！」
话说，都说了这幺多，战斗后的剧情对话都该完结了吧？怎幺还不宣布过关的？
此时，康熙看不见，只有我看得见的系统文字，浮现提醒：「玩家请割下鳌拜的头颅！玩家请割下鳌拜的头颅！」
我可没有定出这样子的过关规举……但看来不这幺办，就无法推进剧情。
我唯有硬着头皮，慢慢用匕首将鳌拜的首、身分家……哇，好血腥……
康熙奇怪：「你割下鳌少保……鳌拜的人头何用？」
我乱说一通：「哎……拿去五台山，向先皇证明，我已救了皇上。」
一割下鳌拜首级，第二卷瞬移捲轴就自行发动，发光开始带走我。我匆匆向吃惊的玄烨，再丢下一句：「呀！你要『永不加赋』呀！」
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瞬移光芒中，我伸直右手，只拈着鳌拜的辫子，让他远离我……真呕心……
我那有要求玩家割下他的人头啦？这游戏系统自己发展起来了吗？
话说回头，有甚幺剧情需要用鳌拜首级来触发的？难道是拿去给陈近南，因此拜师加入天地会？
光芒消散，我已不在御书房，而在一间小小的花厅之中。前方有一个全身缟素的少妇，坐在椅上。
这少妇约莫二十六七岁年纪，不施脂粉，脸色苍白，双眼红红地，显是刚哭泣过来：「亡夫姓庄，都敏俊相公手刃奸相鳌拜的经过，能跟小女子一说吗？」
姓庄？鳌拜？喔！她是庄家三少奶！这里定是河北深山，那间庄家大屋吧？吴之荣告发、鳌拜操办的《明史》一案，也成了游戏的一环？
显然我杀死鳌拜，剧情就变成此事天下皆知了，我完全取代了韦小宝的角色 ……嗯，那接下来的打倒鳌拜的胜利奖励，难道就是——
『玩家将鳌拜首级交给庄家三少奶。』
ｎｐｃ庄夫人，立时照本宣科：「我想送恩公一件礼物，务请勿却是幸。」
「双儿，出来见过都恩公。」闻声步出者，白衣清装，作丫鬟打扮，大约十三、四岁年纪，头挽双髻；一张雪白脸庞，眉弯嘴小，笑靥如花……哗！是《鹿鼎记》里的双儿耶！那个贴心、温柔、服侍周到、近乎唯命是从的可爱萝莉啊！
「这小丫头双儿，跟随我多年，做事也还妥当，我就送了给恩公，请你带去，此后服侍恩公。」
「玩家要带走双儿吗？」
当然是打包带走啦！嗯，且慢，虽然是ｎｐｃ，庄夫人这种过场角色先不论，但这游戏里的重要人物，好像都有自己的思想灵魂。我还是应当尊重双儿
的感受——
还好我游戏剧本都是自己写的，韦小宝的对白全部记得。我便看着双儿，见她一双点漆般的眼中流露出热切的神色，笑问：「双儿，妳愿不愿意跟我去？」
双儿低下了头，细声道：「三少奶叫我服侍相公，自然……自然要听三少奶的吩咐。」
韦小宝……不，都敏俊道：「那妳自己愿不愿呢？只怕会遇到危险的。」
双儿道：「我不怕危险。」
当真想象玩ｈ游戏般狂按鼠标，让对话快进啦……我微笑道：「妳答了我第二句话，没答第一句话。妳不怕危险，只不过夫人将妳送了给我，妳心中却是不愿意了。」
双儿道：「夫人待我恩重如山，相公对我庄家又有大恩，夫人叫我服侍相公，我一定尽力服侍公子。公子待我好，是我命好，待我不好，是我……是我命苦罢啦。」
我哈哈一笑，道：「妳命很好，不会命苦的。」双儿嘴边露出一丝浅笑。
庄夫人道：「双儿，妳拜过相公，以后妳就是都相公的人了。」
双儿抬起头来，忽然眼圈儿红了，先跪向庄夫人磕头，道：「三少奶，我… …
我……「说了两」我「字，轻轻啜泣。
庄夫人抚摸她头发，温言道：「都相公少年英雄，年纪轻轻便已扬名天下，妳好好服侍相公。他答应了待妳好的。」
双儿应道：「是。」转过身来，向我盈盈拜倒。
我道：「别客气！」扶她起来……咦？原作是韦小宝打开包袱，取出一串明珠，当见面礼……以后再买吧，我都有四十五万两银票在手了！
「温馨提示：响应文化部河蟹，玩家每日只许游玩一小时。强制登出——」
「相、相公？」刚被我扶起的双儿，眼看着我被电光吞噬——
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再次睁开眼睛，我面对的是一片蓝屏的计算机。
没有甚幺康熙、韦小宝、鳌拜……我是坐着睡觉，在作梦吧。可恶！才刚得到双儿加入做同伴！这好梦怎幺不做长一点……
背后忽然响起娇柔动听的少女声音：「相、相公？」
我扭转油压椅，眼前居然站着一个活生生的——双儿！
双儿不安地环视我廿一世纪的现代房间，江南口音，语带惶惑：「这里是… …
甚幺地方？「
I stood up and touched Shuang'er's little hand. It was real, warm, not a hallucination—she was a real person!
Not only had I traveled into the game, but I'd also brought a character from the game into reality? If going back to ancient times is considered time travel, then this is… a reverse time travel?
I comforted Shuang'er and sat down on the sofa: "Shuang'er, don't be afraid. This is my home, a different place from the Qing Dynasty. I'll explain it to you slowly later."
"Hmm…" Shuang'er seemed a little relieved, then suddenly tried to stand up: "Oh! Shuang'er is being rude. You should sit, young master, and I'll stand to serve you."
I almost burst into tears! It's 2014 already, where can I find a cute, Chinese-style maid who truly wants to be your master?
"Shuang'er, in my home… there's no need for formalities." I held Shuang'er's hand, preventing her from getting up. Her little hand was so smooth! Although I'm over twenty, I've never had my first love, never even held a girl's hand... let alone had my first kiss—
I remembered Wei Xiaobao's trick: "Shuang'er, Ao Bai is gone, mission accomplished..."
"Give me a kiss—" I suddenly kissed Shuang'er's little mouth. She couldn't dodge in time, thinking I was just playing with her, and giggled: "Husband, you're the nineteenth bronze man hero of Shaolin Temple, yet you're still so silly."
Success! My first kiss! As expected, Shuang'er is the easiest to get along with in Jin Yong's world! A girl's lips are so soft! Shuang'er also has a faint fragrance, is this what they call the fragrance of a virgin?
Just a light kiss on the lips, smelling her body fragrance, my jeans crotch is already bulging high—before tonight, I was still a virgin who could only masturbate by watching AVs. But maybe, tonight I finally have a chance... to become an adult?
I've brought Shuang'er into the real world! I... have replaced Wei Xiaobao with Du Minjun! So what she's willing to give to Wei Xiaobao, she'll be willing to give to me, right?"Husband, what do you want..." I suddenly pushed Shuang'er down onto the sofa. Aside from playing H games,
this was the first time I'd ever pushed a girl down—
"Smack..." I lay on top of Shuang'er, mimicking the foreplay I'd seen in AVs, kissing her delicate forehead;
I caressed her glossy black hair, smooth as silk.
"Husband..." Although Shuang'er was young, she vaguely knew I wasn't just playing around, but had ulterior motives, so she obediently didn't struggle, only shyly refusing: "Men and women shouldn't touch each other..."
I stroked Shuang'er's pretty face with one hand, and touched her ear with the other, kissing and blowing on it: "This isn't the Qing Dynasty, it's okay..."
"Ah..." Shuang'er, her ear being teased, let out a soft cry, as if she had lost all strength, unable to even speak.
The steps from AVs really worked! I continued to gently kiss her beautifully curved earlobes and ear canals…
then kissed Shuang'er's cherry lips again. This time, I extended my tongue and licked between her lips. She breathed nervously, “Husband, although Shuang'er is devoted to you… we have no official status. We should… maintain proper decorum…”
I didn't answer. Instead, taking advantage of Shuang'er's opening words, I seized the opportunity—lightly sucking on her lips, licking her delicate tongue… Just minutes before, I had my first kiss, and now I was passionately kissing a woman.
Shuang'er's red lips were so soft, her breath as fragrant as orchids; her tongue was warm, even her saliva was sweet… My erection grew even harder; I wanted more from Shuang'er—
I released her mouth, and the unaware Shuang'er slumped softly on the sofa, panting softly. I continued downwards, lightly kissing her delicate chin and slender neck; then, my hands touched her white Qing Dynasty
maid's uniform for the first time—
through the white shirt, there should be a thin undergarment underneath, right? My palms felt Shuang'er's newly developed breasts; they should be a B cup? A perfect size, soft and warm to the touch…
“Husband, please don’t do this…” Shuang’er is so kind. I was touching her all over her clothes, and she didn’t get angry or push me away. She just kept persuading me: “Third Young Mistress taught me that a woman must be formally married and have a wedding ceremony before she can be with her husband…”
“The bridal chamber?” I groped around outside the two pieces of clothing and finally found Shuang’er’s small nipples. I pinched them with my thumb and forefinger through the fabric: “Shuang’er, things are different here in the old-fashioned Qing Dynasty. Before marriage, men and women can consummate their marriage at will.”
“How, how can you… uh!” Having experienced a man’s touch for the first time, Shuang’er’s sensitive nipples became slightly erect inside her clothes after a few touches. Her cheeks flushed with embarrassment and she looked so cute.
I couldn’t resist any longer and wanted to take off Shuang’er’s top. But Qing dynasty attire is such a hassle; the collar and lapels are all buttons, and the buttons are so sturdy, it's hard to loosen them…
This way is blocked, so I'll try another method. My right hand tries to slip under the hem of my white robe and inside; my left hand simultaneously reaches for the waistband of my white trousers, trying to pull them down… A burning desire makes me want to strip Shuang'er naked, and then—
and then, suddenly, nothing happens! My little brother is still hard, but my whole body is paralyzed? No, could it be a stroke? I'm only in my twenties, just about to lose my virginity, and I'm dying before I even get started?
"Husband, I'm so sorry." My eyes can still move, though. Looking down at Shuang'er beneath me, she has her right index and middle fingers pinched into a sword-like gesture, pressing on my waist: "Shuang'er…I've pressed your pressure points."
I'd completely forgotten that Shuang'er knows a little martial arts! She even often helps Wei Xiaobao press people's pressure points!
Shuang'er's hair was slightly disheveled, her face flushed and sweating, and she looked up at me timidly: "Husband, if you do this... Shuang'er will be scared."
Was it sealing my acupoints to stop blood flow? My lower body gradually softened. With the desire gone and me calming down, I suddenly felt very sorry for Shuang'er—I was such a scumbag, having only known her for a short time and already pushing her down, of course she would have sealed my acupoints to protect her
innocence... "Shuang'er, it's your husband who should be apologizing, I went too far." I sincerely apologized to Shuang'er.
Whether she was a character in a novel or a game character, the person in front of me now was a delicate young girl...
"Husband, you don't need to apologize to Shuang'er." Shuang'er sensed my sincerity, lowered her eyes shyly, and changed the subject: "Shuang'er is already yours, sooner or later..."
Good Shuang'er! She wasn't angry with me, and even hinted that there would be a future! I was so moved I almost cried, sob sob...
I said sincerely, "Shuang'er, your husband will treat you well for the rest of his life."
Shuang'er's eyes were also firm: "Shuang'er will... serve your husband for the rest of her life."
I finally have a girlfriend! One night, my first kiss and my first love, all at the same time! Yay!
"Husband, can we still go back to the Qing Dynasty?"
"We should be able to." The computer only blue-screened, it didn't explode, so maybe I've already connected to the game world...
Then, maybe besides Shuang'er, I can meet other Jin Yong female characters—Little Dragon Girl, Huang Rong, Zhao Min... Each with a different personality, but each with their own beauty...
Thinking of this, even though my acupoints were sealed, my lower body became hard again...
"Shuang'er, I promise you, I won't do anything reckless again. First, release my acupoints... then... let me... gently... touch you a few times?"
Although Shuang'er is from ancient times, she's definitely not stupid. She smiled shyly and shook her head, looking extremely cute— (
To be continued)
(Berxida's postscript: In keeping with my style, female characters aren't so easy to obtain, hehe)
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