[A knock-off version of Tian Long Ba Bu] [Author: LINNHAWL]

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A knock-off version of the ultimate fantasy martial arts novel, *Tian Long Ba Bu* (a popular Chinese fantasy novel) .

Preface

by Linnhawl:

After four years of university, I realized how useless studying was. The days of struggling to make ends

meet felt like an eternity. I, Yang Yuhao, 24 years old, 178cm tall, and weighing 156kg, was always the prince charming in girls' eyes during my school years. Two years into my job, I met my girlfriend in university, and we've been dating for five years, reaching the point of discussing marriage—a truly tragic situation for me. Currently working in real estate planning, my monthly salary is a pitiful 1500 yuan. After rent, utilities, food, and other expenses, I'm a typical spendthrift. I'm fed up with modern urban life; it's depressing and I'm broke. The depression stems from the lack of money, and the lack of money makes it even more depressing. Especially since my girlfriend constantly says I'm useless, we often argue about it.

Reading martial arts novels, playing computer games, and buying lottery tickets are my three greatest interests in life. The first two are ways to numb myself, to imagine myself as the protagonist in the books and games. Buying lottery tickets is a way to hope that one day I'll win 5 million and change my life forever.

Unfortunately, the longer life goes on, the more desperate I become. Thinking that I'm already 24 years old and have accomplished nothing, while the protagonists in those books have long since achieved fame and fortune, with wives and concubines, I wish I could go back to the era of swords and cold weapons.

One day, on my way home from work, I passed a lottery ticket station and saw that the first prize for the 37-choose-7 lottery had accumulated to over 20 million yuan. So I filled in four identical sets of numbers: 2, 6, 11, 18, 27, 28, 33.

I thought I probably wouldn't win, but I felt unwilling not to buy them, so I didn't think much of it. The pretty girl at the betting station teased me, saying, "This lottery ticket is worth 20 million! You'd better keep it safe."

I smiled and said, "Really? Thanks for the reminder. I'll come back and marry you as soon as I claim the prize!"

This made everyone in the betting station laugh! The girl blushed and said shyly, "I don't care at all." But I was secretly delighted. After all, I often bought lottery tickets from her, and we'd known each other for over a year. With my looks, I was confident I still had an edge over her! So I confidently said, "But I do care about you!"

The pretty girl blushed even more and said, "Let's talk about it after you win 20 million! Don't bother me selling lottery tickets now."

I left the betting station, thinking about the girl who bought the lottery ticket, feeling a sweet warmth in my heart. I thought, "If only I could win 20 million! "

The next day, while waiting at the bus stop on my way to work, I overheard someone reading a newspaper saying, "Damn, who's so lucky? Winning 20 million with just 8 yuan!"

Another person nearby chimed in, "Yeah! It's like stepping in dog poop and finding gold! Look at these numbers: 2, 6, 11, 18, 27, 28, 33. Five of them are the same as last time! Damn, someone actually won!"

I was stunned. Those numbers looked so familiar. I went to the newsstand, bought a newspaper, and pulled out my lottery ticket! Damn! I won 20 million!

Oh my god! I jumped up excitedly, the thought of living a life of luxury and wealth overwhelmed me with uncontrollable elation! I completely forgot I was on the street! Forgot I was in the middle of the road.

"Beep—" A long car horn sounded. When I snapped out of my excitement, I saw a truck hurtling towards me. Less than 3 meters away, the truck couldn't stop, and I couldn't dodge in time!

It's over, my 20 million; it's over, my pretty betting station girl! I stood frozen in despair, completely dazed, in the middle of the road.

Just as everyone thought tragedy was about to strike, a beam of silver light shot down from the sky, enveloping me and spreading for miles around. Everyone was stunned!

After the light faded, there were no bloody corpses where the truck had passed; I had vanished. Had I used teleportation? While everyone was pondering this, I was certain I was dead, because I was being carried upwards by the light. Just like in the movie "The Road to Heaven," but after passing through the clouds, I saw my past lives, from university, middle school, elementary school, to birth. Later, I saw my parents' youth, my grandparents, and then I couldn't identify them—they all seemed to be my ancestors, from the Republic of China to the Qing Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, the Yuan Dynasty, all the way to the Song Dynasty!

I seemed to understand; I hadn't died, but had entered a time tunnel. I then noticed the power of the light on my body gradually weakening until it disappeared completely, and I was thrown heavily to the ground.

"Ouch!" "This excruciating pain made me realize I was still alive, just in another time and space. I thought of Xiang Shaolong from 'A Step into the Past,' and couldn't help but feel happy. Damn it, I also have a chance to change history! That's awesome! How can I not get my hands on twenty or thirty beauties?

First, I need to figure out the era I've returned to! Thinking of this, I immediately got up and looked around. It was a secluded valley, like a paradise.

I walked a few steps forward and saw a stone tablet by the roadside that read 'Wuliang Mountain Sword Lake Palace, No Entry.' Damn it

, Wuliang Mountain, Sword Lake Palace. That's not Jin Yong's 'Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils,' I've returned to the Song Dynasty, returned to the story of 'Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils'!

Then I'll meet beauties like Wang Yuyan and Zhong Ling! That's awesome! Thinking of this, I completely forgot that I had no martial arts skills and had just entered the forbidden area of Wuliang Mountain. Thus began my carefree journey in 'Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils'."

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