YY Journey to the West

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On the day of the apocalypse, Sun Kun woke up as usual. Why hadn't his alarm gone off? He rubbed his sleepy eyes and habitually scratched his genitals, strangely noticing his hair was much thicker. His blanket was gone. Slowly opening his eyes, he found himself in a cave, a beast-skin pillow on his head.

Having read many time-travel novels, Sun Kun immediately suspected he'd transmigrated. In those novels, the male protagonists always had a harem of wives and concubines. Thinking of this, Sun Kun couldn't help but get excited and ran towards a nearby pond, hoping he'd transmigrated into a handsome man.

But when he reached the pond, Sun Kun felt an urge to curse: Monkey! Yes, a monkey! Sun Kun furiously scratched his head to make sure he wasn't dreaming, only to be greatly disappointed. While others transmigrated and became princes or marquises, he became a monkey. Having been human for 20 years, Sun Kun had never tasted a woman's flavor; now he could only be with a female monkey… Determined to commit suicide and be reincarnated as a human, Sun Kun resolutely jumped into the pool. Surprisingly, he could breathe underwater. "Damn, I can't even die!" Sun Kun cursed under his breath. Suddenly, he noticed something shimmering underwater. Swimming over, he found a book. The cover was tattered, but four characters on it shone brightly: Chaos Technique! Although Sun Kun could move normally in the water, he was still somewhat uncomfortable. He returned to shore and began to read. A quick glance gave him hope. The book described a technique for cultivating a Chaos Body. The universe originated from chaos; cultivating a Chaos Body allowed one to transform into chaos and replace all things in the universe.

"If I master this technique, wouldn't I be able to find a human body and transform into one?" Sun Kun thought, preparing to begin his practice. The technique was divided into three levels. The first level involved transforming into chaos and taking control of all things. However, those possessing chaotic magic treasures could not take control. Chaotic magic treasures were relatively easy to craft, but they were only effective on chaotic bodies. Moreover, the Chaotic Technique appeared only once every tens of thousands of years, and even then, it was not guaranteed that anyone would obtain it. Chaotic magic treasures were considered too useless and were rare in the world.

The second level involved transforming all things into chaos and replacing them. As the name suggests, it involved temporarily transforming others into chaos, but the limitations were the same.

The third level was completely blank, but Sun Kun didn't care. The first two levels were more than enough for him to use. Besides, the Chaotic Technique was different from possession techniques. Possession techniques suppressed the opponent's soul, which could be easily detected with a corresponding magic treasure. The Chaotic Technique, on the other hand, merged with the opponent's soul. Even a demon-revealing mirror would only reveal the original soul.

However, Sun Kun immediately felt a headache coming on when he saw the items required for the first two levels of the Chaos Technique: immortal fruits from the celestial tree that grew at the beginning of chaos, such as peaches of immortality and ginseng fruits! What was Sun Kun supposed to do? He could only think of a solution later.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty..."

Sun Kun reflexively added in his mind: Don't call me Your Majesty, call me Queen.

But then he immediately realized something was wrong. He was no longer in his original society. A yellow-haired monkey hopped in, "Your Majesty, there's an old man with a white beard outside who wants to see you." Sun Kun was startled. "What did you call me? What kind of king am I?" The little monkey scratched his head, confused. "You're our king, the Monkey King! A few days ago you even became the Great Sage Equal to Heaven!" Damn, he'd become Sun Wukong! Sun Kun wasn't happy at all. The Great Sage Equal to Heaven sounded impressive, but he'd have to be roasted in Samadhi Fire for forty-nine days, then imprisoned under Five Finger Mountain for five hundred years. Even after finally escaping, he'd be followed by a leader who'd take all the credit but leave the blame, wear a tight headband, and listen to horrifying Buddhist scriptures. He hoped this world's Tang Sanzang wouldn't sing "Only You."

The worst part was that he'd become a monk without ever finding a wife—a tragedy.

"Yes, Sun Wukong is no longer the same Sun Wukong. I must forge my own path..." "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, will you see him or not?" My daydreaming was interrupted by the little monkey. The white-bearded old man must be Taibai Jinxing. According to many later analyses of Journey to the West, Taibai Jinxing's older brother, Laozi, is the real boss. Sun Kun didn't dare to be negligent. "Invite him in!" In the end, Laozi was still captured and brought in by a bunch of monkeys.

"What are you doing here? I'd rather not be the stable boy in Heaven. I'm perfectly happy being the Great Sage Equal to Heaven here." Sun Kun felt he needed to be a little dramatic. Although he really wanted to practice his skills in the Peach Garden, he couldn't let anyone see it, especially not a god skilled in acting, and the brother of the big boss. Thinking about how a random demon stole Laozi's magic weapon and caused Sun Wukong so much trouble, he felt his brother was no ordinary person either. "Immortal, please calm down. I've come on behalf of the Jade Emperor to apologize to you. The Jade Emperor has decreed that you be granted the title of Great Sage Equal to Heaven and given the Peach Garden to manage." "Just a gatekeeper, isn't it?" Sun Kun didn't want to say it out loud. "Is that true? What kind of official is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven? Is he as powerful as the Jade Emperor?" "Yes...yes..." Taibai Jinxing secretly lowered his face.

At least this god still had some shame and felt guilty.

I had no choice but to play along, saying, "Since the Heavenly Court is so sincere, I'll agree. If they dare to deceive me again, I'll make a scene in the Heavenly Court." "That's right, that's

right..." Taibai Jinxing said with a forced smile. Sun Kun explained things to his monkey followers and then went with Taibai Jinxing to the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave. What kind of place was the Water Curtain Cave? Since it contained such extraordinary skills, it seemed I would have to explore it in the future. But first, I should master the Chaos Technique; I shouldn't try to do too much at once.

"My speed is too slow, so to avoid delaying our journey, could you give me a ride, Immortal?" Sun Kun was startled. It seemed he didn't know Sun Wukong's somersault cloud, nor did he have Sun Wukong's memories. But he had no choice but to bite the bullet and frantically summoned the somersault cloud in his mind. Fortunately, a seemingly ordinary white cloud appeared before them, and the two of them boarded it.

Sun Kun still used his mind to drive the cloud, but with a sudden acceleration, he lost his balance and almost fell.

Seeing the steady Venus looking at him with surprise, Sun Kun asked, "Why is the Immortal like this?" He smiled awkwardly, "I just woke up, and I'm still a little dizzy." He glanced down at the clouds; this was his first time flying, and he wanted to experience it properly.

"Oh, shit!"

Sun Kun forgot his fear of heights, and his legs started to tremble, causing the somersault cloud to shake as well.

Venus smiled obsequiously, "Immortal is testing me, isn't he? I may be unworthy, but I can handle it." Sun Kun could only nod with feigned satisfaction.

Fortunately, time was short, and they soon arrived at the Southern Heavenly Gate. Sun Kun looked back and saw that it wasn't the familiar Earth, but a world of heaven and earth. It seemed he had arrived in a completely different world.

Looking at the legendary Southern Heavenly Gate, it seemed no different from the one on TV. There was no General Fei Peng, only a giant spirit god standing there, with some formations operating around him.

"Great Sage, this is your celestial token."

With that, Taibai Jinxing took another similar token and rubbed it against the round platform next to the gatepost.

The formation continued to operate, but it posed no obstacle to Taibai Jinxing.

"Tch, even the celestial realm uses cards now," Sun Kun thought, following suit as well. "I wonder if I can get out without this token." Sun Kun carefully examined the token, which bore a large "Sage" character.

"The last token with the character 'horse' was destroyed, and a new one was specially made." Taibai Jinxing still wore a fawning smile. It seemed the celestial realm was quite good at putting on a show. Sun Kun nodded.

"The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are in seclusion and cannot see the Great Sage. This is the Peach Garden, where the Great Sage resides. This humble immortal takes his leave." It seemed the Jade Emperor didn't want to see Sun Kun, which pleased Sun Kun. Cultivating his skills was paramount; being covered in monkey hair was uncomfortable, and getting a human body as soon as possible was the best course of action.

Sun Kun walked into the Peach Garden and suddenly remembered that he didn't know if he could use Sun Wukong's other magic tricks, so he used his telekinesis to use Sun Wukong's Seventy-Two Transformations and turned into a beautiful woman.

Sun Kun leered at the extra part, but couldn't feel anything. It seemed the transformation technique had significant limitations, and this state was very unstable; under strong external interference, it would still revert to a round shape. Looks like he still needed to practice the Chaos Technique.

Sun Kun stomped his foot forcefully, just like in the movies, and a fat, big-eared old man emerged from the ground. "What brings you here, Great Sage?" he asked. It seemed the officials in the capital were different; the biggest difference between this local deity and the one below was his significantly larger waistline. It seemed Taibai Jinxing had probably already spoken to him. Sun Kun didn't stand on ceremony, having the local deity introduce the Peach Orchard. Then, he dismissed the local deity and went to the deepest part of the orchard, picking a few ripe peaches. He transformed into a peach, circulated the Chaos Technique, and began cultivating.

As the essence contained within the peaches spread through his body, every cell in Sun Kun's body felt an increasingly stronger connection with heaven and earth, a growing resonance between his body and the universe, as if he were about to merge with it. Sun Kun's body began to become increasingly transparent.

Suddenly, Sun Kun's body shuddered, and his eyes snapped open: "That was close! I almost lost consciousness too. Is this the legendary 'qi deviation'?" Having learned from his previous experience, Sun Kun knew how to maintain his composure during cultivation. His body gradually became transparent until it vanished, until a golden point of light shone there—the consciousness of the chaos he had entrusted to.

More than ten days passed, and Sun Kun had consumed almost all the ripe peaches in the Peach Garden. He had also mastered the first level of the Chaos Technique with ease.

"Finally, I can become human again,"

Sun Kun thought, scratching his fur, which was covered in fleas.

Who should he choose as his first partner? Sun Kun thought that if the other person was a man, wouldn't he be touching someone else's penis and urinating? The thought disgusted him. Women were better; he could masturbate and, incidentally, use his advantages to take advantage of others.

Meanwhile, the Peach Banquet at Yaochi began. Sun Kun, engrossed in cultivation, lost track of time. Outside the Peach Garden, seven extraordinary women arrived. Each of them wore a robe of red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple, with ribbons tied around their elbows and carrying colorful blue scepters. Although their heights varied, each of their figures conformed to the golden ratio theory of Sun Kun's later life. These seven women were none other than the Jade Emperor's seven daughters.

As soon as the seven princesses arrived at the entrance, the local earth god appeared to greet them. "May I ask what brings the seven princesses here?" The eldest fairy, dressed in red, glanced at the earth god and said, "We have come on behalf of our Queen Mother to pick peaches to bestow upon our guests. Earth god, please lead the way so we can pick them." (PS: The Queen Mother resides in the Western Jade Pool and is not the Jade Emperor's wife, but many classical myths portray her as the Jade Emperor's wife. This text uses the version that the Queen Mother is the Jade Emperor's wife for convenience.) The earth god swallowed hard, but he knew that these peaches were beyond his reach, so he said, "This humble fairy will certainly do his duty, but this peach orchard is now under the management of the Great Sage. Would the princesses like to inform the Great Sage first?" "The Great Sage? Isn't he just the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses? This is our Queen Mother's orchard. Sisters, just pick the peaches. If the mischievous monkey causes trouble, just inform our Queen Mother." The third fairy said dismissively. The other six smiled and agreed, then each went off to pick peaches.

The seven fairies entered the Peach Orchard, only to find that less than one-tenth of the ripe peaches remained. They frowned, but not wanting Sun Kun to dare steal any, they chose the slightly larger ones to fill the gaps. As they ventured deeper, they finally saw Sun Kun cultivating.

The seven fairies discovered this Peach King, several times larger than the usual ones, and immediately grabbed it, intending to put it in their basket, chanting, "Sisters, I won! I picked the biggest one..." Before they could finish, the peach flew away and landed on a nearby open space, transforming into a monkey king. "You audacious rat, daring to trespass into the Peach Orchard!" Anyone who had read Journey to the West and remembered Sun Kun immediately knew that the seven fairies had come to pick peaches.

Although the Great Sage Equaling Heaven was now Sun Kun, he remained indifferent to the gods.

When believers encounter good fortune, they say, "Believe in the Bodhisattva, and the Bodhisattva will protect you." When believers encounter misfortune, they say, "Everything is preordained by Heaven, and cannot be forced." Furthermore, the Jade Emperor, having married and fathered a daughter, forbids other deities from marrying. As for these seven fairies, Sun Kun only heard more about the Seven Fairies, but he was equally unimpressed. "Selling oneself to bury one's father?" he thought. "For thousands of years, such things have been common in the human world. They only think of repaying kindness with their bodies. As deities, they don't know how to change this dark system. Besides, in terms of knowledge and pitifulness, is Dong Yong comparable to 9527, who also sold himself to bury his father and was trampled to death by his only companion, Xiao Qiang? Why didn't the Seven Fairies marry him then?"

{Ignore these sentences} Sun Kun gazed at the seven beauties before him, thinking: "It's springtime, the perfect season for mating. I'm a beast right now..." Ugh, Sun Kun snapped out of his lewd thoughts and teased, "My dear sisters, you unexpectedly intruded into my Peach Garden. Luckily, I wasn't bathing, or my purity would have been defiled." The women were furious. The Great Fairy scolded, "You audacious monkey! We were ordered by the Queen Mother to gather celestial fruits for the Jade Pool Festival. You abandoned your post, not only failing to assist us but also making advances on us. I will file a complaint with the Queen Mother!" So what if he's a second-generation official? Always talking about the Emperor and Queen Mother. "My dad's the Jade Emperor, my mom's the Queen Mother."

Sun Kun, having deeply resented this matter in his previous life, raised his voice even higher: "I am the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, on par with the Jade Emperor. How dare the Queen Mother punish me? You held this grand gathering at the Jade Pool without my knowledge, that's your first crime; you tried to manipulate me, that's your second crime; you were disrespectful to me, that's your third crime. I will punish you on behalf of your father." The seven fairies, who were usually treated like royalty, had never been treated like this before. The most unruly of them all angrily retorted, "You lowly stable boy, Father gave you a mere empty title, yet you show no respect for the Emperor. How can a mere monkey be on par with Father?" Sun Kun knew that arguing with women was unwise. In any case, he had already mastered the first level of the Chaos Technique, and the effects of using peaches of immortality for cultivation would be greatly reduced. He needed to find other celestial objects to cultivate with. It was time to lay his cards on the table. So he pointed at the seven fairies with his finger and uttered a single thought, and the seven women instantly remained in their original positions.

The Sun Wukong of today is not the original Sun Wukong; he is now the reclusive Sun Kun. He wouldn't abandon these seven beauties to steal wine, but Sun Kun also dares not actually make a move. The Heavenly Court is full of talented people, but they don't act rashly. If he were to offend the Jade Emperor, although he might escape, the monkeys in the mountains would suffer. Having inherited Sun Wukong's body, he should do something for him.

If he can't do anything, collecting some interest is still possible. Sun Kun leans close to the Great Fairy, inhaling her fragrance. He takes a deep breath and immediately feels refreshed, something that the perfumed beauties of his previous life can't compare to. Sun Kun kisses the Great Fairy's red lips, then proceeds to favor the other fairies one by one. Finally, Sun Kun's gaze falls on the unruly Third Princess. Who told you to be so fierce just now? Let's see how I deal with you.

Sun Kun transformed into a golden ray and entered the three fairies' brows. The fairies shuddered, and a golden star appeared between their brows. Then, a strange smile appeared on their faces, and with a blink, the golden star seeped into their bodies.

"A body! A body without hair, without fleas! A perfect body!" Sun Kun excitedly twisted his body a few times. This time, he not only obtained a body, but a flawless immortal body.

Sun Kun held his hand up to his eyes and examined it closely. It was as white as jade. Suddenly, a drop of dew fell from the peach tree, landing on his alabaster arm. The dewdrop, like a water droplet on a lotus leaf, rolled over his hand without leaving a trace. The ticklish sensation made Sun Kun's whole body go limp.

"Wow, fairies' bodies are so sensitive."

Seeing the pure and innocent demeanor of those fairies before, he realized how strong their willpower must be. "No, I need to find a place to vent." Sun Kun used the beautiful eyes of the Third Fairy to survey his surroundings. Luckily, the Earth God had hidden himself after bringing the Seven Fairies in, afraid of seeing him; otherwise, it would have taken considerable effort to get them to see him.

Sun Kun entered his small hut in the Peach Garden, closed the door with the delicate hands of the Third Fairy, and activated the surrounding restrictions… (omitted several words).

After a while, the restrictions were removed, and a stunningly beautiful fairy in yellow robes emerged from the hut. "Ugh, your clothes and hair are all messed up." Sun Kun himself felt a chill; he found this coy behavior awkward and decided to be carefree and unrestrained.

During his time in the house, Sun Kun finally adapted to his body and discovered that his and the three fairies' magical powers could be superimposed. Even though the three fairies' magical powers were negligible, what was even more surprising was that he could cultivate in this body without affecting it.

Sun Kun now knew every part of the three fairies' bodies intimately. Inside the room, he even explored their private areas, but a powerful restriction blocked his deeper exploration. Unable to access their memories, he couldn't break the restriction and could only search the outer perimeter for a while.

Sun Kun wanted to tidy himself up, but the restrictions were too complex. Besides, he intended to discredit them anyway, so he only slightly adjusted his clothes, glanced at the six still motionless figures, and chuckled, "You wait here. You'll be free when the time is up." Unfortunately, the six women, under the immobilization spell, had their senses and memories temporarily sealed, so they couldn't hear him and didn't know what was happening.

"It's showtime!"

Sun Kun uttered an English phrase in the voice of an ancient fairy, then leaped into the air. The wind constantly blew against his silken robes, causing him to almost fall. He had to walk on the ground instead.

"What should we do for fun?"

Sun Kun noticed four fairies preparing a feast ahead, so he strode towards them.

The four were stunned to see the Third Princess so disheveled and walking with such a wild gait. They stiffly bowed, managing only a few words, "Greetings, Third Princess." Sun Kun patted one of the fairies on the shoulder and then grabbed her chest. The fairy, startled, quickly covered her chest and took a few steps back.

Sun Kun swept everything off a table, then lay down on it and pointed at the fairy, saying, "Come on, feed me fruit with your mouth." The Third Princess was notoriously spoiled in the celestial realm, and this little fairy shouldn't disobey. She obediently held a grape in her mouth and offered it to Sun Kun's lips. The Third Princess caught it, gave him a quick kiss, and then wore a smug, lewd expression.

Sun Kun pointed to the three fairies outside Ning and said, "Come on, you massage my shoulders, you rub my feet, you feed me wine. How? With your mouth, of course! Smile lewdly, and if you keep acting coy, believe me, I'll banish you to a brothel in the mortal realm..." Thus, a scene Sun Kun had fantasized about for a long time in his previous life unfolded in Heaven.

Sun Kun, intoxicated by the gentle embrace, suddenly thought about his future. Having cultivated the Chaos Technique, Sun Kun believed escaping from Buddha's clutches wouldn't be a problem, but what about his monkey descendants? After all, their bodies belonged to Sun Wukong. However, it seemed unlikely that he would reconcile with Heaven. Heaven had repeatedly deceived and humiliated him, and the Monkey King's genes in his bones prevented him from giving up easily. "I'll just muddle through for now," Sun Kun thought, unable to think of a better solution, and decided to deal with it later.

"Third Sister, what are you doing?"

A sharp shout startled Sun Kun from his reverie. He looked up and saw the six women who had regained their freedom. Sun Kun said provocatively, "Oh, it's you. Want to join us?" The six women blushed instantly. The eldest fairy scolded, "Sisters, you've regained your freedom, yet instead of reporting that wicked monkey's filthy deeds to Mother, you're just loafing around here. Come with me to see Mother." The four nameless fairies immediately stopped what they were doing.

"What a disappointment."

Sun Kun stood up, brushed the fruit peels off his clothes, and joined the ranks of the women. He was only there to see the Queen Mother; surely all the immortals of the Three Realms should be present at the Jade Pool. Sun Kun sneered inwardly, "Watch how I make your Heavenly Court lose face." The seven arrived at the Jade Pool. As soon as they reached the palace, before the seven women could speak, the Queen Mother questioned them: "Didn't I tell you to go to the Peach Garden to pick peaches? It's one thing if you didn't bring back any peaches, but Third Sister, why are you so disheveled?" The eldest fairy spoke first: "Mother, I just arrived at the Peach Garden and found ten..." "Not one survived; it's likely that the mischievous monkey stole it. We were just about to question him when that demon monkey used a spell to immobilize us, and we only managed to escape now. We've come to report to the Queen Mother." Upon hearing this, the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor were furious. "That mischievous monkey, come here..." Sun Kun smiled inwardly; it was time to show his skills. The three fairy maidens, whom Sun Kun possessed, stepped forward and said, "Father, Mother, please wait. There's more to this than meets the eye." The six fairy maidens were taken aback, their faces showing disbelief. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked puzzled. "Daughters, please tell us the truth." The three fairy maidens glanced at the six maidens with a strange smile, of course, with their backs to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

"Father, Mother, I went to the Peach Garden with my sisters. We found the Peach Garden even more prosperous than before. The six sisters then decided to embezzle the peaches. When I refused, they used vile and coercive methods on me. My disheveled appearance is a direct result of their actions. They secretly stole the peaches, but the Great Sage discovered them. They then tricked him into leaving and framed him." The guests were in uproar.

"Mother, we're innocent! Third Sister must have been held hostage by that monkey demon for something, and that's why she framed us!" the six women hurriedly explained.

The Queen Mother scolded the six women, "Shut up! How did I teach you? I never expected… Third sister, come here, I have something to ask you." Sun Kun, with a respectful but inwardly smug expression, walked to the Queen Mother's side. Suddenly, a ribbon flew from the Queen Mother and bound Sun Kun. This ribbon was no ordinary ribbon; bound inside, Sun Kun couldn't exert any strength at all.

"What kind of demon dares to impersonate my daughter?"

the Queen Mother shouted.

"Is this a test?" Sun Kun pleaded. "Mother, what's wrong? I'm your daughter, not some demon! Why are you tying me up?" "Each of my daughters can freely enter the Peach Garden. They only need to inform me, and they can freely use the peaches and fruits they desire. How could there be any embezzlement?

"

Sun Kun cursed his bad luck inwardly. It seemed he didn't understand the situation in Heaven. However, Sun Kun wasn't panicked. In the original story, even the immortals were helpless against Sun Wukong, let alone having a hostage in his hands.

"We've been discovered."

The Three Fairies' respectful expression turned seductive. "But this body is the genuine Third Princess's, what can you do to me?" She then swayed her beautiful figure like a water snake, causing some of the weaker-willed immortals to immediately look dazed. Sun Kun, seeing a man staring intently at him not far from the Queen Mother, quickly put on a pitiful expression. The man shuddered, forgetting what he was holding, and dropped it to the ground, shattering it into several pieces. The Queen Mother, already annoyed, finally lost her temper: "Guards! This scoundrel dared to break my crystal goblet! Guards, cast him into the mortal realm!" Sha Wujing! Old Sha was being punished because of Sun Kun.

The Queen Mother, suppressing her anger, calmed herself down. "Someone, bring me the Third Princess's natal soul tablet." A natal soul tablet is a special item made by combining a person's natal spirit with their own blood, used to determine their life or death. Even if the owner is thousands of miles away, the tablet will shatter if they die. Furthermore, the tablet resonates with its owner when it approaches.

The tablet was immediately brought over. The Queen Mother gasped; the tablet glowed brightly as soon as it approached Sun Kun.

The Jade Emperor looked at the assembled officials and asked, "My beloved ministers, do you know what to do?"

Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, said, "The Third Princess's body must be possessed by a demon's spirit. There is an ancient demon-revealing mirror atop the South Heavenly Gate. Using this mirror will expose the demon's true form and force it out of the Third Princess's body." The Jade Emperor was overjoyed: "Giant Spirit God, go and fetch the demon-revealing mirror." The Giant Spirit God obeyed and left.

The Queen Mother glared at her third daughter with hostility. "If I'm not mistaken, you must be that demon monkey, right?" Sun Kun replied casually, "Take a guess." The Queen Mother exuded her domineering aura. "If you are that demon monkey, I will surely cut you into a thousand pieces, and I will spare not a single one of your monkey descendants." This touched Sun Kun's sore spot. Sun Kun knew that he and the Heavenly Court were now locked in a life-or-death struggle. Since that was the case, Sun Kun decided to make a big scene.

"Jade Emperor, Your Majesty, you must avenge me! That scoundrel Tianpeng attempted to assault me!" A heavenly voice attracted Sun Kun's attention. Sun Kun looked in the direction of the voice and saw a graceful woman holding a jade rabbit walking lightly to the throne. Her perfect face added to her cold and beautiful appearance.

If the beauty of the seven fairies is the kind that leaves a lasting impression and evokes constant longing, then her beauty is the kind that can make one lose their mind at first glance, and even with eyes closed, one cannot recall her complete figure. She always has some flaws, making her an irreplaceable beauty.

This must be the legendary Chang'e.

The Jade Emperor, already troubled, thought, "One wave subsides, another rises. Banish Tianpeng to the mortal realm too." With a wave of his sleeve, he added, "Wait! Banish him to the animal realm." He then said to Chang'e, "You may leave for now; I have other matters to attend to." Chang'e glanced at the Third Princess, who was staring at her with a lecherous look, feeling bewildered. Unable to disobey the Jade Emperor's decree, she withdrew alone and headed towards the Moon Palace.

Half an incense stick's time later, the Giant Spirit God arrived wielding the Demon-Revealing Mirror.

Sun Kun, seeing the mirror, tried to seize the opportunity. In reality, the Demon-Revealing Mirror was completely ineffective against Sun Kun's Chaos Technique, but his mind was entirely focused on Chang'e, and incidentally, to mislead the celestial beings.

A beam of yellow light shone from the mirror onto the Third Fairy. Simultaneously, Sun Kun emerged from the Third Fairy's body, transforming into a golden speck. Before the gods could react, he vanished from their sight. The Third Fairy, out of control, collapsed to the ground like a rag doll.

After Sun Kun, transformed into a golden speck, left Yaochi, he headed towards Guanghan Palace, searching for Chang'e's whereabouts along the way. After a short while, he saw a woman in white palace attire gracefully flying, carrying a jade rabbit. Her mere silhouette almost made Sun Kun forget his purpose. Coming to his senses, Sun Kun slowly approached Chang'e from behind, and finally, the golden speck of light entered the woman's back.

Suddenly, a force of the same origin as himself propelled him out. Chang'e sensed something was wrong and was about to turn around when, in a moment of urgency, Sun Kun flew into the jade rabbit's body from Chang'e's blind spot.

Sun Kun immediately felt embraced by a beautiful woman, enjoying her soft body and delicate fragrance. His rabbit mouth involuntarily rubbed against Chang'e's chest.

Unexpectedly, Chang'e discovered this and cried out, "You beast! You're not a male rabbit! How dare you imitate those shameless men? If you don't obey, I'll banish you to the mortal realm and cripple your cultivation!" Sun Kun immediately restrained himself.

Chang'e lamented to herself, "Am I destined to become a man's plaything?" With a sigh, she flew onward.

Seeing this, Sun Kun inexplicably felt an urge to cherish and protect Chang'e.

Reaching the entrance to the Moon Palace, Sun Kun heard two voices calling from behind.

"Fairy, please wait!"

Chang'e stopped flying and turned around, seeing two figures dressed as celestial generals, one tall and one short, flying towards her.

"Fairy, have you seen a golden light fly by, or encountered anything strange?" the taller celestial general asked, his eyes gleaming with lewdness, though he dared not reveal it. Even Marshal Tianpeng had been banished to the mortal realm; what chance did a mere celestial general like himself have?

Chang'e felt disgusted and replied, "No,"

before turning to fly away.

The short celestial general hurriedly called out, "Fairy, please wait! May I ask how many tables are in the main hall of the Moon Palace?" Chang'e was even more annoyed. "Everyone in Heaven knows that the Moon Palace is a cold palace in the celestial realm. What use are tables in the main hall? Are you deliberately making fun of me?" The celestial general replied, "I wouldn't dare, but a demon has appeared in the celestial realm, skilled at possessing people's bodies. I merely wish to confirm this." Chang'e remembered the matter at Yaochi and asked, "What demon?" The tall celestial general said, "I don't know either. I only know that it once possessed the body of the Third Princess. If I'm not mistaken, it is very likely that it is the demon monkey from the Peach Garden. After you return to the palace, it would be best if you lifted all the restrictions in the palace and did not go out unless necessary." Chang'e said expressionlessly, "Understood. Farewell." Then she flew into the palace.

The vast Moon Palace, with hundreds of rooms, was inhabited only by Chang'e. This real Moon Palace had no flowers, no birds or beasts, and certainly no Wu Gang; only a single osmanthus tree that never bloomed. As the cold wind blew, apart from the swirling dust, nothing else made it seem like a real world.

Chang'e put down the Jade Rabbit and slowly walked to her dressing table, removing her hairpins and loosening the ties, letting her long, black hair cascade down like a waterfall.

She bent slightly, took off her dancing shoes, and stepped barefoot onto the cold jade floor. She walked to the window, leaned against it, and looked at the bare osmanthus tree outside. "Am I destined to live like this forever? It was like this in the mortal world, and it's the same in Heaven." A few crystal tears dripped from her cheeks. "Heavens, why can't I escape this fate of being someone else's plaything?" Sun Kun, transformed into the Jade Rabbit, stared blankly, forgetting himself, forgetting Heaven, forgetting hatred.

Chang'e turned around, picked up the Jade Rabbit, and began to tell it stories of the past. Every night, Chang'e would hold the Jade Rabbit and tell it the same things, in the same tone, with the same sorrow.

It wasn't that Chang'e was forgetful; it was just that she could find nothing else to do.

Sun Kun then realized that the Chang'e of this world differed somewhat from the folk tales of their world. Hou Yi, an ancient hero, shot down nine suns, saving the people from suffering—what a magnificent feat!

But he had no feelings for his wife, treating her merely as a toy, even resorting to physical violence. Chang'e, unable to endure it any longer, stole the elixir of immortality bestowed upon Hou Yi by the Queen Mother and ascended to heaven. Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor took a liking to her, but the Queen Mother, being powerful and bound by heavenly rules, banished Chang'e to the Cold Palace. Even so, when the Queen Mother was in seclusion, the Jade Emperor would still come for a brief tryst, threatening Chang'e to keep quiet.

Chang'e sighed, went to the wardrobe, took out a white silk ribbon, walked to the courtyard, and tossed it onto the osmanthus tree.

"Oh no!"

Sun Kun was shocked and tried to stop it, but couldn't speak. He realized the rabbit had already transformed into human form and cried out, "No! What's wrong? Don't hang yourself!" Chang'e was startled and took a half step back. "Who are you? Could you be that demon who steals people's bodies?" Sun Kun was also surprised, seemingly without giving himself away. "Master, I am the Jade Rabbit! What?" Chang'e clenched her hands tightly, her chest tense:

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I...I didn't do that kind of thing. I'm bored every night, so I swing on the osmanthus tree. How could the Jade Rabbit not know?" It seemed he'd been exposed. Sun Kun could only awkwardly say, "That's right, I am the demon you all speak of, the Monkey King of Flower Fruit Mountain." "What are you doing here, possessing the Jade Rabbit's body? Are you here to play with me like everyone else?" Chang'e said, her face very unpleasant. Sun Kun fabricated an excuse: "The Heavenly Court has repeatedly deceived and insulted me. I used a little trick to play a prank to retaliate, but the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are narrow-minded and want to punish me. Left with no other choice, I had to hide in the Jade Rabbit's body. I had no ill intentions." Chang'e's expression softened slightly upon hearing this, then she blushed again and said, "So, you heard everything I said to the Jade Rabbit?" Sun Kun was silent for a long time, then took a deep breath and said, "I can take you away. I can protect you. If you're willing, I can give you a new life!" These words came from the bottom of Sun Kun's heart.

Chang'e shuddered upon hearing this, then gave a cold laugh: "That sounds nice, but aren't you after my body?" Sun Kun replied sadly, "Indeed, Your beauty is unparalleled. It would be hypocritical of me to say I don't want it." Chang'e's cold laugh turned into a bitter one.

Sun Kun then said, "However, although we haven't spent much time together, I've realized I've fallen for you. I want your body, but I want your heart even more. I can protect you for life until you love me and willingly give me your body. If you don't love me, that's fine too. I will do everything in my power to give you freedom, so you won't be a man's plaything anymore." Sun Kun suddenly forgot that he was Sun Wukong in this world, but rather a nerdy guy from his previous world who had never been in a relationship. In fact, it wasn't that no one pursued him in that world; many girls even called him the class heartthrob in high school. He was just too reserved in high school, and after being shocked by the expense lists of girls dating that were exposed online in college, he realized he couldn't afford to live on his meager monthly allowance of a few hundred yuan. What if his girlfriend wanted something? Would he pay for it or not?

Sun Kun simply stayed in his dorm playing online games every day, living a comfortable life, but his weight also skyrocketed. By the time he graduated from university, he realized he had become a true loser. Now, Sun Kun has met Chang'e, and having put aside many of his past problems, he has decided to truly love this time.

Chang'e was stunned again after hearing this, and didn't say anything more. The two remained silent for a long time.

"When do you plan to leave?"

Chang'e broke the silence first, "I don't know, let's talk about it when the wind isn't so strong." Sun Kun was reluctant to leave, so he used this excuse, and then the two fell silent again.

At this point, Sun Kun couldn't help but strike up a conversation, "Aren't you cold standing outside barefoot? Come in." After saying that, Sun Kun cursed inwardly, "Pah! How could an immortal catch a cold? This is such a poor way to start a conversation, he really has no experience."

Chang'e realized that she had been standing outside for too long, and just said "Oh" before returning to the room. The two shared a room like this, and Chang'e didn't chase him away, nor did she want to. She couldn't quite explain why; perhaps Sun Kun's body was that of the Jade Rabbit, or perhaps the person in front of her made Chang'e feel no threat.

"Did you come from the human realm?"

Chang'e tried to break the awkward silence. "Ah... um."

Sun Kun was a little confused.

"A thousand years have passed. I wonder what the human world is like now. Can you tell me about it?" Sun Kun was momentarily speechless. He had ascended to heaven shortly after arriving in this world, so he said, "I have been living in seclusion in the deep mountains and don't know much about worldly affairs. If you find it boring, I can tell you a story that is widely circulated in our land." Chang'e nodded.

Sun Kun wanted to travel to the West himself.

He first thought of a movie he had seen before, "A Chinese Odyssey," and modified some parts of it before telling her.

Chang'e listened attentively: "Does such love truly exist in this world, making one disregard their own life?" Sun Kun replied, "It should exist, but I haven't encountered such an opportunity yet. At least I believe it does." Chang'e then asked, "Then would you be willing to give up your life for me?" "I don't know," Sun Kun didn't want to deceive Chang'e. After all, he had only known Chang'e for a short time and could only say he liked her. When it came to life and death, Sun Kun really couldn't say. "Perhaps I'll only know the answer when such an opportunity truly comes." Chang'e's expression remained calm and composed. "Can you tell me some more stories?" Sun Kun had no choice but to rely on his memory to tell another story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. To be honest, Sun Kun hadn't encountered many stories like this. At most, he had watched some TV dramas with the tagline "You're being unreasonable, you're being unreasonable." Now he really felt a bit out of his depth. Fortunately, halfway through the story, Chang'e had already fallen asleep leaning against the table. Sun Kun smiled helplessly, gently carried Chang'e to the bed, and then lay down on the table where she had fallen asleep, smelling the lingering fragrance of Chang'e's body, and also fell asleep.

The Moon Palace also has its own days and nights. When Sun Kun woke up, he found Chang'e still fast asleep. A warmth filled his heart. If Chang'e were his wife, living such a simple life every day, what would he care about the Heavenly Court or the gods?

Sun Kun fantasized: He fried some eggs, heated some milk, and woke the sleeping Chang'e: "Wife, wake up for breakfast." Chang'e rubbed her eyes sleepily, "Husband, just let me sleep a little longer, it's your fault for... Oh, and please, keep the game running in the dungeon for me, my dear husband, please..." Sun Kun shook his head helplessly. Just as he was about to turn on his computer, the phone rang.

Sun Kun answered the phone: his parents' voices came through, "Kunzi, when are we going to have a grandson?" This interrupted Sun Kun's fantasy. He wondered how his parents were doing in the other world.

"Since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it,"

Sun Kun muttered to himself. He inadvertently noticed the mirror on the dressing table. Mirrors in the celestial realm were made of glass polished with celestial power, and their images weren't much different from mirrors in later generations.

Sun Kun saw a strange, cute, and playful face. Since transforming into human form, Sun Kun hadn't properly studied this body. From head to toe, Sun Kun's hair was tied up in two fluffy hair accessories, and he was wearing a fluffy crop top and fluffy hot pants, with two fluffy arm sleeves on his hands and legs—a playful outfit.

Sun Kun twisted his body. If this body existed in later generations, he would definitely become an internet goddess. Sun Kun slowly tapped his chest with his finger. So bouncy! Even more bouncy than the three fairies'.

At this moment, Chang'e woke up from her dream, immediately sat up with a start, and found that her clothes were intact. She breathed a sigh of relief, and her liking for Sun Kun increased.

Just as she was about to call out to Sun Kun, she discovered him masturbating and shouted, "You lecherous scoundrel, how dare you do this!

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Sun Kun hurriedly lowered his hand from where it shouldn't have been, "I...I...I was just a little curious." This excuse seemed rather pathetic.

Chang'e's anger hadn't subsided, but her heart was filled with mixed emotions. There was anger at Sun Kun for taking liberties with her life partner, but more than that, there was a strange feeling she had never experienced before—disappointment? Disappointment? She couldn't quite put her finger on it.

The two fell into an awkward silence once more.

This scene didn't last long. A long horn sounded from the distant Heavenly Palace, and countless silver lights flew from the Heavenly Palace to various parts of the celestial realm. Some of them flew towards the Moon Palace. Chang'e casually grabbed one, channeled her consciousness into it, and said to Sun Kun, "Oh no! The Heavenly Court is summoning all the immortals to attack Flower Fruit Mountain." Sun Kun had long anticipated this day, but he didn't expect it to come so soon. He said sadly, "I have to go. Take care." After saying that, he looked at Chang'e reluctantly and was about to leave the Jade Rabbit's body.

"Wait, take me with you."

Sun Kun was stunned for a moment, and Chang'e continued, "Didn't you say you would give me a free and happy environment?" Upon hearing this, Sun Kun looked at Chang'e happily.

Chang'e blushed and said, "Didn't you say you'd protect me even if I didn't like you?" Sun Kun wasn't disappointed; after all, the first step was complete. He happily said, "I'm going to Heaven to take care of some things. I'll come back for you later." Sun Kun wasn't going to go back like this. Since he'd broken ties with Heaven, he wanted to give them a warning first.

"You're not going to not come, are you? I don't want to wait anymore. Take me with you now. I can go to Heaven with you." When Sun Kun looked at Chang'e, he noticed her face no longer held the cold sorrow of before, but instead a pleading and pitying expression, which made his heart flutter.

"It's just that the road to Heaven is too dangerous. Going alone is fine, but if I take you with me..." Chang'e was annoyed that Sun Kun hadn't understood her, so she said, "Don't you have that possession technique? You can take me with you." Sun Kun was almost overwhelmed with excitement, but then he remembered what had happened when he first arrived at the Moon Palace.

"But you possess a magical artifact that I cannot use on you. Last time, it blocked my spell." Chang'e's expression turned annoyed upon hearing this, but a hint of secret joy appeared in her heart. She finally understood the complex emotions she felt upon seeing Sun Kun masturbating—it was jealousy. Could it be…? Chang'e dared not think any further. "A magical artifact? There's nothing special about it. It was just that once, while I was in the Moon Palace, a seven-colored cloud flew by. I was delighted and, having nothing better to do, I took it and wove it into a garment." After saying this, her face flushed, and she continued to say to Sun Kun: "Please wait a moment." He returned to his room, and after about half an incense stick's time, Chang'e opened the door. She had changed her attire; half of her beautiful long hair was draped over her delicate back, the other half pinned up by a golden hairpin. Two strands of straight, shiny hair cascaded down her cheeks to her chest. Underneath, a form-fitting white strapless dress with a golden phoenix design perfectly accentuated her figure, layered with a transparent, gold-trimmed overcoat. A white belt with a gold trim added to her allure. A pink pouch hung at her waist—presumably the celestial Qiankun bag.

By this time, Sun Kun and the Jade Rabbit had already separated. Chang'e walked to the Jade Rabbit and said, "Rabbit, the future is uncertain. I do not know what will happen. You should leave now and live your own life well." The Jade Rabbit reluctantly nuzzled against Chang'e before flying away.

Chang'e looked back at the golden dot of light. It wasn't that Sun Kun didn't want to show Chang'e his true form; he simply didn't want her to see that he was a monkey with a pointed snout and a thunder god's face.

Chang'e was silent for a moment before saying, "Please don't use my body for such filthy things." She then closed her eyes.

Sun Kun slowly approached Chang'e, gently pressing his body against hers, slowly merging into his.

Afterward, Chang'e slowly opened her eyes. Sun Kun felt Chang'e's body, her arms tightly embracing him, feeling Chang'e's heart beating within him.

He then opened his arms, took a deep breath, and whispered in Chang'e's voice, "Don't worry, I will definitely keep my promise to you." He then used his somersault cloud to arrive at the Heavenly Court. Sun Kun carefully imitated Chang'e's posture, not because he was afraid of being discovered, but because he feared he would ruin Chang'e's beauty. All

the important figures in the Heavenly Court had gone to the Lingxiao Palace. On the way, he only saw a few attendants and Chang'e paying their respects. Sun Kun nodded in response until he arrived at his destination—the residence of the Supreme Lord Laozi. The Supreme Lord Laozi had also gone to the Lingxiao Palace. Only one attendant was dozing off there. Sun Kun pointed his jade finger, and the attendant completely fainted.

Sun Kun sneaked into the hall. The alchemy furnace inside was burning fiercely, and various cabinets filled with elixirs lined the walls. With a wave of his sleeve, dozens of gourds flew over automatically. The Supreme Lord Laozi had returned sometime earlier, and Sun Kun began to devour them without regard for appearances. He figured the Supreme Lord Laozi wouldn't have placed truly high-grade elixirs in such a conspicuous place. After eating several large gourds, although he felt his connection with Chaos strengthening, there was no sign of a breakthrough. Until all the elixirs in the hall were digested, Sun Kun could only shake his head helplessly and was about to descend to the mortal realm when suddenly, a bright golden light flashed from the alchemy furnace, and a golden-red elixir was spat out. Sun Kun seized the opportunity, grabbed it, and swallowed it. Instantly, he felt a surge of essence spreading through him. Sun Kun immediately activated the Chaos Technique, and his entire body flashed with golden light. Sun Kun knew he had entered the second level, and his confidence in the future grew stronger. As for the third level, the book he had obtained didn't record it; he'd leave it to fate.

Having mastered his divine skills, Sun Kun wanted to immediately descend to the mortal realm to prepare. He happened to discover a small hut in the palace, filled with strange beasts. "Let's collect some interest," Sun Kun thought. He summoned his golden cudgel, holding it in Chang'e's jade hand, and smashed the hut's iron door with a single blow. The beasts, freed, immediately scattered and fled, many of them taking advantage of the chaos.

Sun Kun initially wanted to destroy the celestial prison, but fearing the devastation to the mortal realm, he stopped himself.

After everything was finished, Sun Kun flew out of the main hall and headed towards the South Heavenly Gate. To minimize trouble along the way, he didn't summon his somersault cloud. He encountered few obstacles along the way, and upon passing a celestial pool, he saw seven women playing in the water. They were none other than the Jade Emperor's seven daughters. Eager to return to Flower Fruit Mountain, Sun Kun ignored them, but the seven women noticed him. "Look, isn't that Chang'e, the Moon Goddess? Why is she in such a hurry instead of being in the Moon Palace?" The seventh fairy was the first to spot her. The eldest fairy frowned upon seeing her and said, "When did Chang'e become so fast? Oh no, she..." "She must have been possessed by that demon! Quickly inform the Queen Mother!" The three fairies blushed upon hearing this, but without hesitation, they took out a yellow token. Before the token could activate, all the women's tokens suddenly rose into the air and landed in the hands of Chang'e, who had turned around in the sky. Chang'e gracefully descended and said, "Since the seven princesses have already discovered this, please come to my humble abode as guests." With that, she waved her long sleeves, and the seven women fell into a deep sleep. Sun Kun remembered Chang'e's Qiankun Bag, put the seven women inside, and without lingering, left through the South Heavenly Gate, summoned his somersault cloud, and flew to Flower Fruit Mountain.

If Flower Fruit Mountain were in Sun Kun's era, it would definitely be a scenic spot. That pink peach orchard could truly be described as having no other trees, fragrant grasses, and fallen petals.

Sun Kun had spent a great deal of effort to finally gain the approval of his monkey subjects for this fairy queen. In fact, he could have used an even simpler method, but he didn't want to leave this perfect and beloved body so soon.

Sun Kun arrived inside the Water Curtain Cave. This was the very place he had first come from. In less than twenty days, Sun Kun had returned, only this time, the monkey transformed into a perfect goddess.

Sun Kun walked towards the pool, where his beautiful face was reflected: "Sun Kun, I want to be with you forever, to bear you a son and a daughter, and to honor our parents." Sun Kun fantasized, his fingers playing with a strand of hair beside his cheek. He gently stroked his skin with his jade-like fingers, and Chang'e's body slowly began to react. But Sun Kun dared not, and did not want to, defile this body. He hoped that one day Chang'e would willingly offer herself to him, even though he might not even receive her body in return. Perhaps it was because he feared losing her that he dared not even dare to hope for it.

Sun Kun remembered the seven captives and took the seven women out of his Qiankun bag. Inside the large bag, besides some of Chang'e's clothing, Sun Kun found a seven-colored bodice that shielded him from the detection of his chaotic power. "This should be that chaotic treasure," he thought. He took it out, brought it to his nose, and inhaled deeply. A fresh, delicate fragrance made his body go weak.

"It's time to restore Chang'e's freedom."

Sun Kun tidied the bodice, put it back in his Qiankun bag, and went to the dwelling specially prepared for Chang'e. This was the only place in the Water Curtain Cave where sunlight shone. Sun Kun even had some monkeys move a few trees and plant some flowers there. He sat on the flower bed he had carefully arranged for Chang'e, lay down, then detached himself from Chang'e's body and immediately left, returning to his own dwelling.

Sun Kun was in such a hurry because he didn't want Chang'e to see him as a monkey when she woke up.

Sun Kun looked at the seven women still lying on the ground. All seven were stunningly beautiful, yet each possessed her own unique charm: the eldest fairy was noble and dignified, the third fairy was mischievous and willful, and the seventh fairy was introverted and adorable.

"Who should I choose this time?"

Sun Kun muttered to himself.

He ultimately chose the eldest fairy. Compared to the other six, he felt she had a more domestic quality, as he now wanted to take good care of Chang'e.

Sun Kun got up, tidied his hair that had fallen in front of his eyes, and walked to the pool. While the eldest fairy wasn't the most beautiful among the fairies, she had the best temperament.

Like the wealthy and beautiful girls Sun Kun used to see in school, she always gave off an aura of unapproachability. Of course, the eldest fairy's qualities in every aspect far surpassed those of such girls.

Sun Kun felt no pressure about the eldest fairy's body. He could only fantasize about these pampered and arrogant women; it was impossible for him to actually like them.

Sun Kun vigorously rubbed his chest, a jolt of electric pleasure immediately washing over him. Unfortunately, to preserve her purity, the celestial woman had used the power of heaven and earth to create a restriction at the Celestial Transformation Pool. This restriction contained the Yin-Yang power that only heaven and earth could control, and neither Taoists who cultivated the Five Elements nor Buddhists who cultivated the power of sentient beings could break it by force. Unless the woman used the unsealing technique she had obtained when creating the restriction at the Celestial Transformation Pool, even ending her life would be futile.

Although Sun Kun cultivated the power of chaos, even though Yin and Yang originated from chaos, he didn't understand the essence of Yin-Yang power, so he couldn't delve deeper. Sun Kun could only intensify his assault on her upper body.

"Sister, what are you doing?"

The six fairies looked at Sun Kun in astonishment. It seemed that Sun Kun's spell had expired. Sun Kun smiled strangely at the six women and said, "Do you want to try it too?" The six fairies were terrified. "Could it be that you, sister, have been... possessed by that demon..." The seventh fairy dared not continue.

"Demon, let go of my sister! If you want to possess me, then possess me! Anyway, my body has already been defiled by you!" The third fairy had somehow found the courage to say.

"You want me to possess you so badly, you haven't fallen in love with me, have you?" Sun Kun said coquettishly. The third fairy was immediately furious and speechless.

"What do you plan to do with us?"

The second fairy was relatively calm. Sun Kun used the eldest fairy's hand to lift the second fairy's chin. "Your father is coming to capture me. What do you think I should do?" The second fairy brushed Sun Kun's hand away. "Are you trying to use us as hostages to make my father hesitate?" "Clever, how come I didn't think of that? Since you're asking, I'll grant your request." The second fairy sneered. "You'd better not leave our side for even a moment. If we escape, we'll turn your lair upside down." Sun Kun said playfully, "Do you think I'll give you that chance?" Sun Kun thought it was time to try the second level, so he summoned six of the more agile monkeys.

"What do you want to do?"

The second fairy didn't know what Sun Kun was planning, but a sense of foreboding had already crept into her heart.

Sun Kun smiled without speaking, extending his slender middle and index fingers to point at one of the small monkeys. The monkey immediately became translucent. Sun Kun then moved his hand to the terrified Second Fairy. The Second Fairy's expression froze instantly, then her eyes suddenly lit up. Her slender legs bent, her graceful body slightly hunched, and her right hand involuntarily grabbed her face. Speaking to Sun Kun in the same voice as the Second Fairy, she said, "Your Majesty, why do I feel both strange and comfortable?" The other five women paled, wanting to fly away, but found themselves frozen in place, unable to take a single step.

Chang'e awoke from her dream to find herself in a three-tiered cave. Touching her flower-patterned bed, she seemed to understand something. Examining her body, she found her power was greater than before, perhaps because her body had absorbed some essence when Sun Kun consumed the golden elixir.

Chang'e looked at her clothes and found that the clothes she wore when she left the Moon Palace were neatly on her body. She felt a surge of relief, but also a slight sense of loss.

"You're awake. Have some fruit."

Chang'e was initially startled when she saw the Great Fairy enter carrying a large platter of fruit. However, after spending some time with Sun Kun, she quickly realized something. Chang'e had been hurt by men in the past and harbored some resistance towards them. In addition, she had no feelings for the seven princesses of Heaven, so she didn't say anything.

The immortals of Heaven generally ate nectar and jade dew to satisfy their hunger. Although nectar and jade dew could prolong the lives of mortals, for immortals it was just a bland and tasteless way to fill their stomachs. Of course, there were fruits in the celestial realm, or rather, celestial fruits, but only the lords of a palace had the space to grow celestial fruit trees. Although Chang'e was also a lord of a palace, nothing grew in the Guanghan Palace, so how could she grow any celestial fruits? Since Chang'e ascended to heaven, apart from being able to eat one or two peaches at the Peach Banquet, she had never tasted anything flavorful.

Even with her lips slightly parted, elegant and dignified, Chang'e finished almost all the fruit on the plate in less than half an incense stick's time. She pushed the plate towards Sun Kun, only to see his surprised look: "Wow, that's amazing! Aren't you afraid of gaining weight?"

This reminded Sun Kun of a female classmate in college who would always use dieting as an excuse to stuff most of her food into his bowl.

Chang'e blushed and lowered her head.

Sun Kun, realizing what was happening, pointed to the six women beside him and said, "If you need anything in the future, just ask them." After Sun Kun's tutelage, these six women had finally managed to stand properly, but they still occasionally made a few inappropriate advances. "

I'll just have to make do," Sun Kun silently prayed.

"Did you make this?"

Chang'e, who had somehow appeared at the cave entrance, saw the flower vine swing that Sun Kun had woven for her.

Sun Kun nodded. "I knew you liked swings, so I made one especially for you. Come to think of it, we wouldn't have met if it weren't for your swing." Chang'e lowered her head, preventing Sun Kun from seeing her expression.

Chang'e sat on the swing and said in a tone he'd never heard before, "Can you push me?" It made Sun Kun feel that she wasn't the Chang'e who had endured so much hardship, but rather a naive young girl.

Sun Kun cooperated and pushed her, when suddenly he heard a silvery voice: "Heh...heh...heh." She laughed. This was the first time Sun Kun had seen Chang'e laugh, and he felt that everything he had done was worthwhile.

Several days passed, and the Heavenly Army made no move. In this world, there was no saying that a day in heaven was a year on earth; the alternation of day and night in heaven was the same as in the mortal realm.

Sun Kun thought about it and didn't find it strange. The larger the organization, the lower the efficiency. In her previous world, Sun Kun worked for a state-owned enterprise. A document would go through its own department for review, then the budget department, then the finance department. If problems arose, it would be sent back for redoing and re-reviewing. After that, it would need the supervisor's signature, then the owner's. If the supervisor or owner found discrepancies, it would be sent back for redoing, and the process would start all over again. In reality, this was just to confirm that three extra screws had been used on the construction site.

Sun Kun now thought this was a good thing, as it meant she had more time to spend with Chang'e.

Eating only fruit for several days in a row left Sun Kun feeling somewhat exhausted; after all, she was used to eating whole grains.

At this time, many vegetables had not yet been introduced to China. Fortunately, Sun Kun possessed the Somersault Cloud. As dawn broke, Sun Kun rode the Somersault Cloud away. As the saying goes, the early bird catches the worm. Sun Kun was originally a sleepyhead; if no one woke him, he could sleep until noon, combining breakfast and lunch. However, since Chang'e arrived, his sense of responsibility made him get up and work as soon as it was light.

Soon, Chang'e also woke up. Seeing the fruits and water that Sun Kun had prepared for her by her bedside, she felt a sense of loss. For the past few days, every time she woke up, she would see Sun Kun bringing her water and fruits, then silently watching her wash up, enjoy the fruits, and then take her to visit Flower Fruit Mountain.

Chang'e saw the two fairies watering the plants outside and asked, "Where is your king?" The two fairies scratched their heads. After several days of training, the six fairies had finally learned how to dress and groom themselves, but some mannerisms remained. "We don't know. The king disappeared early this morning." Chang'e said "Oh," and went alone to the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave. She found a tree by the waterfall and sat down. Actually, inside the cave, Sun Kun had made her a swing, a garden, and other things for her to enjoy, but for some reason, Chang'e wanted to stay there, gazing at the azure sky, hoping a figure would descend from the heavens.

Sun Kun finally completed his "stealing vegetables" mission. On his first attempt, he tried to rob the rich to help the poor, but he also stole a chicken from an ordinary family. However, when he saw a child seriously ill inside, with his parents crying beside him, Sun Kun also played the role of a wandering sorcerer. Of course, he still happily accepted the chicken.

Chang'e was inexplicably delighted to see the fairy descend from the sky, but then she noticed Sun Kun carrying a chicken in his left hand, a duck in his right, and a large black pot on his back.

"What's this?"

Chang'e asked, puzzled. "We're cooking,"

Sun Kun said mysteriously with a smile.

To be honest, Sun Kun had hardly ever cooked. At most, he'd made a bowl of noodles or scrambled eggs. Chang'e, who had servants to cook for her in the mortal realm, had never done it herself.

In the end, with their combined efforts, they managed to make several oddly shaped dishes. Chang'e added some of her homemade potato shreds—or rather, potato slices—to Sun Kun's bowl, saying, "Enjoy my cooking." Sun Kun took a bite; there was way too much salt, but he forced himself to eat it anyway, then smiled and said, "Not bad for a first time." Chang'e was delighted, picked up some, and took a bite. Before Sun Kun could stop her, Chang'e spat out the dish, spraying it all over the fairy's beautiful face.

Chang'e hurriedly took out a handkerchief and carefully wiped her face until they realized their eyes were locked. She stopped what she was doing, and the two remained staring at each other.

"Can you let me see what you look like?"

Sun Kun asked, momentarily speechless.

"I want to see your true face,"

Chang'e replied.

Chang'e had a bad feeling; she felt her current life was too wonderful, unreal, and she felt it couldn't last. Therefore, she wanted to forever remember the face of the person who brought her this beauty.

Humans are strange creatures; when they like someone, they always show them their most perfect side, not their true self.

"My true form isn't my real face either,"

Sun Kun said, feeling there was no need to hide it from Chang'e. "I came from another world, and somehow I became a monkey." Chang'e, being an immortal, had this much understanding; she had heard of the three thousand great worlds spoken of in Buddhism.

"Then what is your real name?"

Chang'e asked immediately. "Sun Kun."

"Promise me, if you regain your true form, you must let me see it properly." Sun Kun nodded, thinking to himself, regaining his true form is easier said than done.

"Bang...bang...bang."

What's coming will always come. The Seven Fairies rushed in, "Your Majesty, the Heavenly Army is attacking!" Sun Kun nodded and said to the monkey, "Bring me my armor." The armor he had just obtained from the Dragon Palace of the East Sea was one he hadn't worn since arriving in this world.

"Kun, wait."

This was the first time Chang'e had called Sun Kun by his name. "Use my body to fight." Sun Kun looked at her with a complex expression. Chang'e

seemed to realize something and explained, "I'm very happy living here. This is the happiest time I've ever had since I was born, so I don't want to lose her. My magic power is above that of the Great Fairy, and we've both consumed some elixirs. Using my body will increase our chances of victory." Sun Kun nodded. This was Sun Kun's first real battle in this world. Although Sun Wukong, without practicing the Chaos Technique, had already given the Heavenly Court a lot of trouble, Sun Kun had no combat experience whatsoever. The future was uncertain, so every bit of magic power he gained was a bonus.

Chang'e didn't close her eyes this time, still staring intently at Sun Kun, as if she wouldn't have another chance if she didn't look at him again. "Come on," Chang'e said.

Sun Kun controlled the Great Fairy's body and slowly approached Chang'e.

He said, "No, this time I will fight for you as a man, to protect you." To be honest, the Heavenly Court was full of talented people, but they kept their talents hidden. Sun Kun didn't know if those reclusive immortals would take action after he triggered the butterfly effect, and he didn't want Chang'e to be harmed.

Chang'e smiled calmly, a smile that seemed to contain both tenderness and sorrow.

"Are you only happy when you force me to tell the truth? I don't want to be protected by you all the time. I want us to protect our hard-won life together. No matter what happens in the future, I want to stand with you through thick and thin." Sun Kun's eyes were a little moist. He knew that his efforts had finally paid off. Sun Kun stepped forward and hugged Chang'e, using the Great Fairy's body to kiss Chang'e's tongue until the Great Fairy collapsed. A boundless fighting spirit burst forth on Chang'e's face.

The armor was delivered by the Seven Fairies. Chang'e said to them, "You may leave now," and stopped beside the armor.

This was the second time Chang'e had entered his body, but unlike the first time, he not only possessed her body, but also her most precious heart, which now belonged to Sun Kun.

Sun Kun slowly loosened his belt, and a semi-transparent blouse cascaded down Chang'e's shoulders like a waterfall. He removed her long skirt, leaving her in only a white bodice with red flowers and a pair of snow-white fur trousers tied with belts.

Sun Kun picked up the armor and put it on. The armor immediately changed size automatically, as if it had been made specifically for Chang'e.

Sun Kun pulled out his hair from under the armor and roughly tidied it.

Then he continued to fasten his leg and wrist guards, put on his boots, and fastened his belt.

He went to the pool, looked at the beautiful general inside, shouldered his golden cudgel, and stormed out.

Sun Kun stood suspended in mid-air above the waterfall before the Water Curtain Cave. Chang'e's beautiful figure, accentuated by her armor, appeared even more alluring. Her glossy black hair swayed in the wind, making her resemble a stunning goddess. Sun Kun gripped his golden cudgel, pointing it towards the sky. He thought of his past self, subservient to his superiors, always silent in the face of societal oppression. But now, facing ten thousand heavenly soldiers, he showed no fear. He knew it was time to fight for himself. This was a battle he could not afford to lose. If he failed, all the lovely spirits behind him, and the happiness he and Chang'e had finally achieved, would vanish like smoke.

Perhaps, if Sun Kun hadn't gone to Heaven, none of this would have happened. But Sun Kun didn't regret it. If he hadn't gone to Heaven, he wouldn't have met Chang'e.

It was just a pity for his monkey subjects. They could have lived a peaceful life on Flower Fruit Mountain, but instead, they were stuck with a king like him.

Sun Kun pointed her golden cudgel at the banner in the sky and shouted in her beautiful voice, "Who dares to fight me?" The war drums of Heaven seemed to stop at her shout, and the Heavenly camp fell into a brief silence.

Finally, the drums sounded again, and a young general, wielding a long spear and riding on his Wind Fire Wheels, flew out. Sun Kun knew that Nezha had arrived. This Nezha was not the muscular man with a loli face, nor was he a cute boy like Wang Baoqiang. In Sun Kun's eyes, he was more like a callow youth. Even so, Sun Kun did not dare to underestimate him.

For some reason, the two generals exchanged a few words before facing each other, but that was how it was. Nezha stopped fifty meters away from Sun Kun: "Fairy Chang'e, why do you aid and abet evil?" Sun Kun did not speak, but just stared at him. Sun Kun had a good impression of Nezha, but if he asked for trouble, Sun Kun would not show mercy.

"It seems the fairy was indeed taken advantage of by that monkey demon. In that case, I apologize for offending the fairy." Nezha, spear in hand, charged towards Sun Kun. His speed, in Sun Kun's previous world, was comparable to, if not faster than, a bullet. Even so, Sun Kun simply twisted his waist and missed. Sun Kun couldn't help but marvel

at Chang'e's incredible agility. Nezha, his spear missing its mark, brushed past Sun Kun, exposing his back. Sun Kun turned and swung his golden cudgel, intending to whack Nezha on the buttocks, but instead heard a scream. Clearly, he lacked combat experience and misjudged the position. The golden cudgel pierced Nezha's anus—a complete 'anal assault'!

Li Tianwang, witnessing this from afar, felt utterly humiliated and immediately recalled Nezha.

Sun Kun, though still expressionless, felt a chill run down his spine: "I haven't even deflowered in this world yet, and I've already assaulted a child's anus, and with the body of the person I love! Li Tianwang, you're not going to accuse me of sodomy, are you?" Calming himself, Sun Kun raised his golden cudgel again and shouted, "Who else?" A commotion erupted in the Heavenly Army, and a grown man wielding a trident emerged. Needless to say, Erlang Shen had arrived; Sun Kun wasn't foolish enough to play some kind of transformation game with him.

Erlang Shen, with an arrogant expression, said, "You audacious monkey, surrender now, and I might grant you a quick death. If you resist, I'll make you wish you were dead." Sun Kun ignored this cliché, remembering the "Stop!" shouts of the police when catching thieves. Which thief would stand there and let you catch them?

Sun Kun sneered, coldly staring at Erlang Shen. Erlang Shen, annoyed that his shouts hadn't been answered, unleashed his ultimate attack: an upgraded Byakugan + Sharingan + Rinnegan.

Under this gaze, Sun Kun felt as if he were trapped in a quagmire, his movements extremely difficult. Even more terrifying, Sun Kun felt as if his entire intentions had been seen through.

Suddenly, Sun Kun felt the pressure ease, but then he saw Erlang Shen's lewd expression (sorry, this is a knock-off, but I'm really not good at writing battle stories, so I'll skip the Four Heavenly Kings).

"Damn it, how dare you take advantage of my woman!"

Sun Kun was furious for the first time, the words bursting from Chang'e's mouth. The golden cudgel in his hand grew as thick as a pillar. The golden cudgel was a good thing, it could grow big or small... ugh, now's not the time to think about that.

Erlang Shen was still savoring the moment when he saw the huge golden cudgel coming down on him. He hurriedly used his trident to block, but found that the force of the blow was extraordinary. He blocked the blow, but his body was slammed into the ground, and at the same time, a mouthful of blood spurted from his mouth.

Like a madman striking while his prey is down, Sun Kun leaps forward, ready to deliver a fatal blow. Unexpectedly, the 100,000 heavenly soldiers raise their weapons, pointing them at Sun Kun. A surge of immense Five Elements power rushes towards him. Sun Kun circulates his Chaos Power, channeling the Five Elements power to the tip of his Golden Cudgel. He spins 360 degrees, shifting his focus, and the Five Elements power hurtles towards the 100,000 heavenly soldiers. The well-trained soldiers have formed a five-colored defensive shield, which manages to withstand the attack, but the shield is shattered, scattering the soldiers in all directions.

When Sun Kun looks back at Erlang Shen, he finds him vanished.

"Withdraw and cease fire!"

Seeing the situation turning against him, Li Tianwang orders a retreat.

Don't pursue a desperate enemy. Sun Kun hoists his Golden Cudgel and flies into the Water Curtain Cave.

Back in the cave, the monkeys cheer excitedly around him, "Your Majesty is invincible! Your Majesty is invincible!"

But

Sun Kun couldn't be happy. After all, that was just the power on the surface. Nezha was, in the end, just a typical second-generation official. When he was a child, he even got into a conflict with the bathhouse manager at a public bathhouse and ended up killing the bathhouse owner's son. If his father and master hadn't been high-ranking officials, he would have been far behind by now.

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