The Unofficial History of the Embroidered Couch (Part 3)

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The Classic Erotic Novel "The Embroidered Couch: A Tale of Unofficial History" (Part 3) Volume 1 of "The Embroidered Couch: A Tale of Unofficial History" by Qingdian Zhuren, edited by Xiaoyinzhai Jushi. It is said that when Jinshi arrived at the stove, her vulva was swollen, making it difficult for her to walk. She secretly chuckled, "Now that it's done, when my darling comes back tomorrow and sees how good it is, he'll surely laugh himself to death." She hurriedly called to her maid, "Saihong, Master Zhao is in my room today. He's prepared wine for us to drink. You two should change into clean clothes and come serve him." She also said, "Axiu, take the lamp inside." Axiu took the lamp and went into the room. Dali embraced Axiu, kissed her, and asked, "Where is your mother?" Axiu replied, "She's in the stove." Dali pulled Axiu back, saying, "Wait here while I get ready." Axiu said, "Mother will hit me." She hurriedly went out and said to Saihong, "Mother has kept her room closed all day. I wondered what she was doing, and it turns out he's in her room again. My mother is such a beautiful woman, it's a shame he's enjoying her." Saihong said, "Zhao Guanren is such a handsome man, it's a shame my mother is enjoying him!" Meanwhile, Jinshi prepared an exquisite box and a jar of Sanbai wine. She told Saihong to take the box and Axiu to take the wine, and they all went into the room. Dali embraced Jinshi and exclaimed, "My darling, you've gone to so much trouble for me." They set up a small octagonal table in front of the bed. Dali sat on top, and Jinshi sat below. Saihong poured wine, and the two drank more than ten cups together. Dali said, "I won't drink alone." He then got down and sat down with Jinshi. Holding Jinshi in his arms, he held a wine cup in one hand and touched her vulva with the other, saying, "My darling, why is it swollen like this? Does it hurt?" Jinshi laughed, "None of your business, just drink your wine." She put the wine in her mouth, then passed it to Dali, drinking four or five cups in a row. Dali said, "I want to put the wine cup on my darling's vulva, and spill the wine for a moment of pleasure." Jinshi said, "If that's what you want, what's so difficult about it?" She then called out, "Saihong, go get an apron." Helpless, Dali took off Jinshi's clothes, and she lay naked on her back on the bed, calling out, "Axiu, Saihong, raise your feet, put the pillow up to prop up your buttocks, and put the wine cup right inside your vulva." Dali drank four or five cups and said, "Interesting, interesting, what a fine wine cup and plate." Jinshi said: "Oh no! It's making my pussy sore and itchy again, just like during the day." Da Li said, "I need you to nourish me. Let me get some more semen to mix with the wine." Jin Shi said, "That's wonderful. Take the cup away and quickly bring the bird. You can tease it while you drink the wine." Da Li said, "I'll just give you a hundred strokes and then you'll drink a cup of wine." Jin Shi said, "Okay." She told A Xiu, "Count them. When you get a hundred strokes, stuff it in and pour the wine." Da Li gave a hundred strokes in one go and drank a cup of wine. Jin Shi said, "My pussy is so itchy. Strike harder!" Da Li then struck wildly, and A Xiu couldn't count them. Da Li laughed, "I've already done more than two hundred strokes." Jin Shi said, "Now you can drink two cups of wine." Da Li said, "Now let me count myself and see how many I've taken. Your mother's semen is just coming." Da Li then pressed his penis against the center of her vagina and thrust for an hour. Sai Hong said, "I'm too impatient to count, let's just keep drinking." She drank over ten cups in a row. Jin laughed, "You've thrust over a thousand times, why is there only soreness and itching in your vagina? Then thrust a little more." Da Li thrust and pumped several hundred more times. Jin said, "I can't take it anymore! I'm going to die!" Jin's face turned ashen, her hands and feet turned ice-cold, her mouth opened and eyes closed, and she fainted. Da Li pulled out his penis and quickly placed a teacup near her vaginal opening; the vaginal fluid continued to flow out. After the teacup was half full, Saihong and Axiu laughed and asked, "What is this stuff?" Dali replied, "This is your mistress's semen, what I shot out. If you two don't stop for a while, you'll be shooting out like this too!" Seeing that Jinshi was still unconscious, Saihong hurriedly asked Dali, "What's wrong now?" Dali laughed and said, "This kind of itchy semen, I'll just shoot it out. What's the use of it?" He then put his mouth to Jinshi's mouth to catch her breath. Jinshi gradually opened her eyes and started moving, and it took her a while to wake up. She was covered in cold sweat and laughed, "This time it was more enjoyable than usual, very refreshing. But my limbs are completely exhausted. Help me up quickly." Dali helped her sit on his lap. Jinshi saw the semen in the teacup and hurriedly asked, "Why is there only so much?" She asked Saihong, "Is there any wine in it? Pour it into the small gold cup and see how much there is." Saihong filled a small gold cup. The substance reflected the color of gold, making it even more clear and lovely. Dali took it and ate it all in one gulp, saying, "Even the finest nectar can only be this good." It took three gulps to finish, and Dali had eaten it all up. Jin said, "It's really funny. The ancients said it well: 'Smacking in the mouth, licking in the waist, clamping in the vagina.' Even if you just suck on your penis for a moment, it will definitely squeeze out your forehead, all wet and sticky. Now I'm going to smack your tongue with all my might, to make you feel hot and bothered, to make you unable to hold back your semen, to lock your penis, to make you numb. I see your penis head swell up, but no more fluid comes out. It's really strange. Now I want you to give me some to eat." Dali laughed and said, "If you can get it out, then you can eat it." Jin pinched the penis with both hands and said, "Strange! This thing has been refined." She bit and smacked it for a while, but no more fluid came out. Jin called out, "Saihong, Axiu, you two come and savor it, you must get him out!" The two refused, and Jin angrily said, "Girls, if you don't come and savor it, I'll savor it too, and you two will have to fight over it." Saihong said to Axiu, "These past few days, my master's bird won't let us savor it, and now it's waiting for me to watch it eat." So they took turns savoring it. Saihong's gums were loose from savoring it, and Axiu's mouth was dry from smacking it, but there was still no movement from the bird. Jin said, "Strange! Well, I usually enjoy watching people have sex. You can have sex with Saihong, let me see." Dali said, "Saihong must be a virgin. My penis is too big, I'm afraid it will be difficult to handle her in a short time." Jin laughed, "That vixen, the other day she saw me going to my mother's house for a birthday party, and she had sex with my man all night. I beat her when I got back. I also heard that last night when I was in the study, she had sex with him all night. Her vagina must be very hard. Why don't you take off your clothes and wait for Master Zhao to do it!" Saihong was so ashamed that she twisted her body and refused to come over. Dali said, "This is clearly the mistress of the house. Doesn't your mother feel ashamed?" He pushed her down on the stool, and Jin undressed her completely. Dali then took off all of Saihong's clothes. It turned out that Saihong had been watching all day, and her vagina was full of lustful fluid, her pants were soaked. Dali took it off, and Jin laughed, "Look at this girl, she looks like she's peed." Dali said, "Was that pee in the teacup just now?" Saihong covered her mouth and laughed. Dali inserted his penis into her vagina, and she didn't seem to complain of pain. Dali laughed, "Dongmen Sheng has been so restless these past two nights, he's become like this. He's played hundreds of times a night." Saihong said, "He's stolen it a few times, and now it's like this, let's not say anything more." Jin laughed, "This girl is quite talkative." Axiu said, "It's really good to shoot him, Zhao Guanren's is a precious bird, don't shoot this cheap cunt, just let your mother sleep with him." Dali said, "It's his good fortune, don't argue." He then pushed in most of it. Sai Hong said, "It's so tight inside, pull some out! Pull some out!" Da Li said, "Don't make a sound, I'll make you happy." In one breath, he pulled more than four hundred times, and Sai Hong started to moan, "Aiya! Aiya!" Da Li said, "I want to make him ejaculate too." He straightened his back and thrust in and out with all his might, more than two hundred times. Sai Hong unconsciously fainted, just like Jin Shi. Jin Shi laughed, "This girl is so delirious." Da Li said, "He's clenching his teeth, lowering his legs, he's about to ejaculate too." Jin Shi quickly brought a teacup to catch it at the edge of her vulva, and saw her vulva open and panting, and her vaginal fluid rolled out, only catching a wine cup, more than half less than Jin Shi's. Jin said, "Now that I'm awake, I see how beautiful a woman is when she's drunk." Dali said, "She's even more beautiful when she's pregnant. Her vulva is half again as big as his, and her breathing is like a horse's nose being pulled." Dali thought to himself, "Her vaginal fluid comes out less naturally, but more with the medicine. She must look like a human." Jin then made Dali eat the red vaginal fluid she had stuffed in her vagina. Dali thought to himself, "If I eat it, Jin will blame me." He took it and poured it on the ground. Jin asked, "Why did you fall in love?" Da Li embraced Jin and said, "My darling, I love you so much, what harm is there in eating you? If you were filthy, how could I enjoy you?" Jin said, "My darling, you love me so much. Even if you shoot me seven times and I'm half dead today, I'd be willing." Da Li said, "My bird can't be soft, it hurts when it's hard, what should I do? My darling, let me open your pussy and let me have a go." Jin said, "To tell you the truth, my pussy is still sore. If I shoot inside, it's so swollen and painful that I can't do it. I'll wait a bit, then you and A Xiu can have a go too." Da Li said, "I don't like girls like that. I only feel happy when I shoot inside my darling's pussy." Jin said, "It's rare to find someone with such affection. Even if it hurts inside, I'd be willing to be shot to death." At this moment, Sai Hong had woken up, got up naked, put on her clothes, and kept laughing. Ah Xiu pointed at him and laughed, "You're such a good man, enjoying yourself like this." Jin said, "My legs feel like they've been broken apart, I can't lift them anymore. You two maids, lift my legs up." Da Li carefully examined her vulva and saw that it was swollen and red, the inner skin was all rubbed raw, and a piece of flesh at the center of her vulva protruded like a rooster's comb. It felt hot and steamy inside, like it was being steamed by fire. It looked pitiful, and he cried out, "My darling, it hurts to see this. Lick it." Jin said, "Lick it gently this once." Da Li thought to himself, "I'll make him beg for mercy before I let him go." He then inserted his penis into her vulva and pulled it out with all his might. Jin endured the pain and pulled out more than a hundred times. She hugged Da Li and said, ""Now I can't bear the pain anymore, my darling, I beg you to spare me!" Da Li thought to himself, "After he's finished ejaculating in his cunt, he'll play with my ass, and then I'll be satisfied." He then hugged Jin Shi and said, "My darling, seeing how much pain you're in, I'll spare you, but my bird won't soften. Your cunt says it can't be played with, so let me play with your ass. Are you willing?" Jin Shi said, "Playing with my ass is something I find extremely strange. He always wants to play with it, and I don't know how many times I've scolded him. Now my darling wants to play with it, but your bird is too big and tight, I'm afraid it can't take it inside." Da Li said, "I remember how much your husband played with me back then. I remember when I was fourteen, it hurt a lot. He would just rub more saliva on it, and gradually it would become warm and slippery, and I would feel relieved. The night before you two got married, he played with me again. Before I got aroused, my semen flowed out, and he put half of it in his mouth and the other half in my buttocks, and then it was all slippery." "Jin said, 'In that case, it's better to wipe away more saliva.' Dali said, 'I know.' Jin, acting like a minor official, leaned her buttocks against the bedside, and Dali stuck out his tongue and licked Jin's anus until it was wet. Jin said, 'How can you love me so much? This place, who would lick it?' Dali slowly inserted his penis, and Jin was in pain for the first time. She gritted her teeth, her brows furrowed, and Dali asked, 'Why are you pretending like this?' Jin said, 'Don't worry about me, just shoot.' Dali said, 'Does your heart feel a little uncomfortable?' Jin said, 'As long as you are happy, I am happy. I don't care if I am in excruciating pain.' Dali inserted his penis three inches and then stopped moving. Jin said, 'Why don't you pull it out?' Dali said, 'I'm afraid my heart will hurt.'" "Jin said, 'If you don't stimulate the anus, what's the fun for a man? Don't worry about me, do whatever you want.' Jin touched her own vulva and anus, which were separated by only a layer of skin. Moving from the back was also somewhat fun in the front. Her vaginal fluids were slippery, so she asked Dali to pull out his penis and wipe some of the vaginal fluids back in, making it even more slippery. Dali said, 'What a clever little darling.' He then thrust in and out tightly, but not all the way in. It turned out that Jin's anus was very greasy. After thrusting five or six hundred times, something stuck to the head of his penis, and a piece of it came out from the side. Dali told Jin to turn around and look. Jin asked, 'What is this?' Dali said, 'This is called oil. It makes the anus slippery. My darling's anus is even more wonderful than yours, and even more enjoyable than the vagina.' He then asked Jin, 'Did you see the letter I wrote to Dongmen Sheng yesterday?' Jin said, 'Yes.'" Dali said, "There's something in my book, you know?" Jin said, "It's just that I want to shoot my cunt until it's broken." Dali said, "You still can't guess what I mean by 'ploughing the barbarians' court and destroying their nest'? It means breaking your cunt. It means going deep and hairless. I'm hairy when I'm working on your cunt, but hairless when I'm working on your butt. Isn't that going deep and hairless?" Jin laughed, "Damn it! You've already answered my question today. Now you're really pulling hard. It's almost dawn." Dali said, "I'm afraid you'll feel uncomfortable with the head of your cunt inside." He pulled hard for four or five hundred times, then pulled it out, bringing out three or four inches of the cunt. Dali said, "What is that?" Jin looked down and said, "That's the head of the cunt. You pulled hard and it came out. It doesn't look good." Dali said, "It's good to let it come out and make a tail." "Jin said, 'Don't laugh at me. It looks terrible. My anus is so stuffy and painful. How can I get it in?' Dali said, 'My poor little heart is so pitiful. If it gets cold, it'll be hard to go back in. I have a plan. I'll have to lick it with my tongue and press it against it.' Jin said, 'This place is so rough. Who would be willing to lick it with their tongue? I'd be willing to die for your feelings.' Dali looked closely into the hole and saw another black thing coming out. Dali said, 'What's that black thing inside?' Jin said, 'It's seaweed.' Dali said, 'I used this. How did you know?' Jin said, 'To tell you the truth, we recently got this Yu Tao. He's a minor official in the capital. I asked him, and that's how I learned about this. It's so uncomfortable to have my anus open like this.'" "Da Li said, 'My asshole is not good, my bird is hard and I can't ejaculate. Would you like to let me have some more time with A Xiu?' Jin Shi said, 'A Xiu is pretty, but she's a bit young. Hurry up and go over there!' A Xiu said, 'Master Zhao's thing is so big and it hurts when he touches it. I can't do it.' Jin Shi said, 'Sooner or later, Master Zhao will definitely come and do it. He's not even playing around in front of me. I want to see.' Sai Hong said, 'You laughed at me earlier. Now it's your turn. Why don't you take off your pants?' A Xiu said, 'I'm tempted when I see Mother and Master Zhao doing it, but I'm afraid I can't accept it.' Jin Shi said, 'Take off your pants.' Sai Hong stripped A Xiu naked and stood her beside her. A Xiu tried to run away, but Sai Hong grabbed her. Jin Shi said, 'Put her on the stool. I'll slap her head down.'" "Saihong hurriedly slapped her feet apart, not allowing him to move. Axiu said, 'It's like slaughtering a pig.' Dali said, 'Wonderful! Interesting. What a little cunt, not a single hair.' He touched it with his hand and said, 'There's urine flowing out, but the cunt hasn't been touched yet. Today, Master Zhao will open your virginity.' Jinshi said, 'He's so small, the pain comes first. I'll rub some saliva on it.' Dali said, 'You can't rub saliva on it when you open your virginity. If you rub it with saliva, it means you're not a real man. Now, while it's still wet, it's good to shoot inside.' Dali then sent his penis in, and Axiu cried out, 'It hurts so much! Be gentle! Slow down!' Saihong slapped her feet hard, and Dali sent his penis in. Suddenly, most of the head went in. Axiu said, 'Oh no! He's killed it.'" "Fresh blood flowed out. Ah Xiu cried out, "Mother, please say a word and I'll beg for mercy. It feels like being cut by a knife inside, like being torn apart, it really hurts so much." Da Li said, "Only the head of the bird is big, and the bottom is a bit small." Ah Xiu said, "Don't go any further." Da Li pushed again, and with a thud, he put the whole bird head in and out. Ah Xiu's head throbbed and her hands and feet trembled, and she said, "Now that I've shot it, it hurts so much, the blood is flowing out and dripping from the bird." Jin Shi laughed and said, "You shot it well, girl." Sai Hong said, "Master Zhao shot the bird all the way in with one shot." Jin Shi said, "Your girl is usually wide enough to accommodate it, but this is his first time, how can he bear it? Go in two or three inches more, that would be enough for him to enjoy!" Ah Xiu cried out, "Master Zhao, Grandma Jin, please beg for mercy, it can't go any further." Da Li gently pulled it out. Ah Xiu said, "Even if I pull it out, it still hurts inside." "Who knew that Dali deliberately pulled out a little and then thrust it in all the way, with a thud, half of it shooting in. Ah Xiu cried out, 'I'm dead now.' After a few moments of erratic movement, Sai Hong refused to let go of her feet. Ah Xiu said, 'It hurts so much.' Dali said, 'I'll spare him.' He then thrust in and out more than three hundred times, each time pulling out and pushing in again. Ah Xiu said, 'It's bad! Don't move!' Dali ignored her and thrust in and out another hundred and more times. Blood was everywhere, tears were streaming down her face, her face was ashen, and she gradually died. Jin Shi said, 'Spare him, this girl is so unlucky, she fainted after only half of it went in.' Dali quickly pulled his penis out. Sai Hong helped Ah Xiu up and sat her down for a while. Ah Xiu woke up and said, 'Ouch! Ouch! It hurts so much.' She opened her eyes and said, 'Master Zhao is too cruel. If he had thrust it in any further, my intestines would have been ruptured.'" "The pain is unbearable now." Seeing blood everywhere, she said to Sai Hong, "Master Zhao ruined my thing, it's useless now." Jin said, "Go to sleep!" Sai Hong said, "You laughed at me just now, but I was having a good time. Why are you waiting for Master Zhao to shoot me?" A Xiu got up and slowly left. Da Li dried his penis, washed Jin's face again, ate breakfast, and wanted to go home. Jin was reluctant to let him go, and licked his penis for a while before letting him leave. Jin was also sleepy and swollen. Meanwhile, Dongmen Sheng returned from the academy, passing by Da Li's study. He went straight into the study and saw Da Li asleep on the Drunken Old Man's Chair. Dongmen Sheng was aroused, so he pulled down his pants and inserted his penis into Da Li's anus. After a while, Da Li woke up, quickly licked his tongue, and called out, "My dearest darling." After some flattery, Dongmen Sheng's essence arrived. The two chatted and parted. Dongmen Sheng returned to the hall after speaking with Dali. Jin Shi was lying on the bed. Dongmen Sheng said, "Sweetheart, I'm back. Let me do something for you." Jin Shi said, "Dali messed it up tonight, I can't do it." Dongmen Sheng pulled back the sheet to look. He saw that her vulva was swollen and the skin inside was torn. He couldn't help but exclaim, "How did it get like this?" After looking at it more closely for a while, he said, "He must have used medicine." Jin Shi said, "He shot me three times, and I lost three teacups of vaginal fluid. He ate it all. Then he wanted to mess with my buttocks. He thrust four or five hundred times, and he even pulled out three or four inches of my vagina. Then he squatted down, licked it with his tongue, and pushed it in." I thought, "This place is not fit for human tongues to lick. Therefore, I feel indebted to him, yet I have no way to repay his kindness. I then had Saihong play with him for a while, but his semen wouldn't come out. I then had Axiu play with him for a long time, but his semen still wouldn't come out. Dali has treated me with such kindness, how can I repay him?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Do you think he has treated you with kindness? He sucks your yin essence as if he were eating your marrow, he licks your cunt as if he were eating your heart and liver. He has such a vicious heart, how can you still feel indebted to him? He also played with Saihong and opened Axiu's chastity. How can this hatred be dispelled? Fine, I will treat your cunt first, and then settle accounts with Dali." Dongmen Sheng went out, asked for a prescription on the street, got some licorice root, went home and boiled it in water, and washed Jinshi with it. She felt better afterward. Jinshi said, "How come you know so much?"After washing her several times, Dongmen Sheng moistened some cotton and gently pushed it into her vagina to vigorously wash it. The swelling on Jin's vulva immediately subsided, and the broken skin inside quickly cleared up, leaving her feeling refreshed as before. Seeing Dongmen Sheng washing her so attentively, Jin burst into tears. Dongmen Sheng asked, "Why is this happening?" Jin Shi, with tears in her eyes, replied, "It is an extremely shameful thing for a woman to keep a lover. A husband who knows his wife is immoral will be extremely resentful; he will either kill her or divorce her. Now I have created such a shameful situation, yet you neither kill me nor divorce me. You are afraid I will die, so you prepare medicine for me to take, and you love me so much. Am I any different from others? It is only because I love you so deeply that I am like this. You love me, but I love someone else. Am I still a human being? I am filled with shame and hatred. How could I face you? I am determined to hang myself." Dongmen Sheng embraced her, also weeping, and said, "My darling, you have such a righteous nature. I have defiled your conduct. I was afraid you would fall ill, so I prepared medicine for you to take. You want to hang yourself? If my darling dies, I will also die and never say such things again." As the ancients said, "Once something is done, don't say it again." Later, it is unknown whether Jin Shi attempted suicide or how Dongmen Sheng managed to extricate her from her evil ways. What schemes did Dongmen Sheng employ to avenge his grievances and finally let the matter rest? Read on for the next volume to find out. End of Volume One of *The Unofficial History of the Embroidered Couch*
The classic erotic novel *The Embroidered Couch: A Tale of Untold Stories* (Part Four), Volume Two, by the Master of the Madman of Love, edited by the Hermit of Xiaoyinzhai. It is said that Jin said, “I hate that heartless man, Dali. You must never associate with him again. If I saw his flesh, I would devour it.” Dongmen Sheng laughed, “Even if you punish him severely today, it will be too good for him, but you can’t get over him.” Jin thought for a while and said, “I have a plan.” Dongmen Sheng asked, “What plan?” Jin said, “He took advantage of your wife for nothing, so you should take advantage of his cunt too. But Dali doesn’t have…” "Wife, his mother is only in her thirties, and she's been a widow for over ten years. I'll only feel at ease after arranging things for her." Dongmen Sheng said, "He was playing with your buttocks. I just got back and went to the study first. He was fast asleep on the drunken chair, and I played with him until he woke up. He really flattered me, probably wanting to get rid of your family's children. This was even more interesting than before, but I was useless; I couldn't drag him out of the cave. This grudge is now settled. If it were Dali's mother, she would have been beautiful, but it's heartbreaking to ruin someone's chastity. His mother is also..." "Not someone to be trifled with." Jin said, "You're so kind-hearted! If you follow my plan, you won't be afraid of his mother's cunt; you'll be the one who gets pierced through my heart." Dongmen Sheng said, "Let's see your skills." Jin said, "Dali is terrified of his mother. Go tell her there's a good brothel somewhere and recommend him there. Make sure his mother urges Dali to go; he won't dare refuse. If Dali mentions me, tell her you ruined his cunt and he can't do it anymore. He'll need two months to recover. Go now and come back in two months; he'll definitely believe you. When he goes, one..." "You must be worried about leaving your mother behind. You can tell her that your mother is calm at home and is sad alone. Bring her to live with me. Since we are good brothers who are close relatives, her mother will definitely agree to come. At that time, I will send you out again with a wonderful plan. I will make sure you can handle it." Dongmen Sheng said, "Excellent! Excellent! I have an old master in Huzhou who came to pick me up. Shall I recommend him?" Jin said, "Perfect." Dongmen Sheng got up early in the morning, combed his hair, and went straight to Dali's house. He ran into Dali, who, for some reason, had been lured away by a male prostitute and stayed overnight. He went straight inside and saw Ma. Madam Ma drank tea with him and asked, "Where did the Yao family come from? Have you seen Dali?" Dongmen Sheng replied, "I didn't go to the study yesterday. I thought he was at home, so I came here specifically. There's a good academy in Huzhou with a tuition fee of thirty taels. I've come to invite my nephew to teach there, but I have something to do and can't get away from home. These days, academies are extremely rare, so I've come to invite you, brother." Upon hearing this, Madam Ma exclaimed, "Damn it! This is terrible! This is terrible! Recently, my son has hooked up with two ruffians. One is from the Qionghua Temple, named Chang Fen, and everyone calls him 'Yue Zhai Chuan Hong Xiao Guan,' so he's given a nickname based on the story of King Chang Fen of Yue. The other is the son of Jin Xun Cao, from the foot of the Mi Lou, and he's called 'Jin Cang Ying,' and everyone calls him 'Ai Zi.' He's also a very good minor official, and he's given a nickname based on the vulgar saying 'dung beetle crawling in a narrow hole.' I suppose..." "That bachelor has gone. I was just about to find him a place in a school because he's been wandering around aimlessly and not mature enough. I hadn't even considered it! This is excellent." Dongmen Sheng was also surprised, but could only reply, "Chang Fen is a close neighbor downstairs, and Jin Cangying is his nephew downstairs. I've always known they're bachelors, but I'm afraid my brother might be too attached to them and refuse." Ma said, "Don't worry about him not going. I've told him to definitely go. Thank you for your kindness." Dongmen Sheng said, "After my brother leaves, Mother will be restless here, and it's inconvenient to earn money. Please come and stay with my nephew. My nephew's wife can keep him company all the time, and my nephew often goes out. Mother can take care of him more often." Ma said, "How can that be? Thank you so much. Let me discuss it with my son." After Dongmen Sheng took his leave and went home, Dali finally returned home to see his mother. Madam Ma's face changed. "You've spent another night with these two bachelors, instead of going to the study. Brother Yao just arrived; he recommends a good school in Huzhou. You should pack your bags and go." Dali, seeing his mother had seen through his actions, felt utterly ashamed and pretended to agree, saying, "I'll go then, but I'm afraid Mother might be a little too upset." Madam Ma said, "Brother Yao said he'd take me to live with him after you leave, but he's not very nice. You just go." Dali, seeing his mother's insistence, and not wanting to leave Jinshi or the two bachelors, said, "Mother, living with us would save money and be lively, but I'm a young man and don't know how to teach." Madam Ma grew angry. Lai said, "It's common for a man to go out and study, to teach. I've raised you for seventeen or eighteen years, and you still can't earn something to support your parents. What kind of person are you?" Dali hurriedly said, "Mother, don't be angry. I understand. I'll go tomorrow or the day after." After saying goodbye to Ma, he went straight to Dongmensheng's house. Dongmensheng was standing in the hall. Dali said, "Does my brother blame me? Why is he urging me to go out and pursue a career in front of my mother?" Dongmensheng grabbed Dali and led him into the room to sit down. He said, "Brother, when I returned home yesterday, your sister-in-law's vagina was swollen on the bed. I laughed at her for setting an example and praised your skills. Why would I blame you?" Yesterday, someone came looking for me, saying there was a fine bookstore in Huzhou. It turned out to be my former master's house. I couldn't go because of my own affairs this year, so I specially recommended it to my younger brother. It would be good for him to use it. Why is he now suspicious of me?" Dali said, "Thank you for your kindness, brother, but I'm worried about my sister-in-law." Dongmensheng said, "I was just about to tell you that your sister-in-law was teased by you for half a day and a night. Her vulva is all torn, her vulva is swollen, and it's festering and oozing pus. Even if she recovers, it will take two months. You can't do it at home. You should go and not worry about her. It would be best if you went and returned in two months." Dali quickly bowed and said, "Brother, you have such good intentions." "Why don't I go to the brothel? Let's wait a while for my sister-in-law to recover, and then ask her if she's afraid." Dongmen Sheng said, "Your sister-in-law is a slut, she'll definitely need your iron bird to deal with her. She's also got poison in her cunt now. You should go. If your family doesn't care, I'll go and bring your mother to live with me." Dali said, "How can I accept such kindness?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Brother, you're mistaken. Once your sister-in-law is done with you, she'll be like your wife. Isn't your mother your grandmother? What's wrong with a daughter-in-law supporting her grandmother?" Dali said, "In that case, thank you very much. I'll go pack my things." Dali left. Jinshi, who was behind the hall, heard Dali's words and said, "Damn it! They're going to mess with me too." She called to Dongmen Sheng, "Go and fetch Mamu." Dongmen Sheng went to Dali's house and saw that Dali had already packed his things. Dongmen Sheng went to fetch Mamu. Ma said, "My son will come as soon as he gets up, but it's inconvenient to bother him." Dongmensheng said, "We're family, why are you saying that?" He urged Ma to pack her bedding and clothes, and Ma agreed. Dali said, "I must go today." Ma said, "When you go, don't indulge in drinking and revelry. Focus on your studies. I'll find you a handsome man to marry at home." Dali said, "I understand." He said to Dongmensheng, "My mother is doing very well at your house, brother. I got a good degree this year and I'm extremely happy. I'm so grateful for your kindness. I'll definitely come back to visit you in two months." Dongmensheng said, "I'll wait for you! I'll wait for you!" Dali then whispered to Dongmensheng, "I'm going with you to say goodbye to my sister-in-law." Dongmensheng said, "Your sister-in-law is sick in bed, and my mother has come to my house. It's inconvenient for you to go. I'll convey your hospitality to her. You should gather your strength for sixty days and then come back to see her." Dali laughed and said, "In that case, please inform her thoroughly and tell her to be all dressed up and ready for me in two months." Dongmensheng laughed and said, "That's right." Dali then bid farewell to Ma and Dongmensheng, and had his servant carry his luggage out of the house, heading straight for Huzhou. Now, Dongmen Sheng, carrying Ma Shi and her maid Xiao Jiao in a sedan chair, returned home. Jin Shi, dressed up, went out to greet him, still feeling a little tired. She had eaten some ginseng soup. Upon seeing Ma Shi, she said, "Mother-in-law, it's been a long time." Ma Shi replied, "I should have told your husband to come and fetch me, but I was uneasy." Jin Shi smiled and said, "I was afraid I might have been neglected." Ma Shi said, "It's alright." Jin Shi ordered Sai Hong and A Xiu to prepare a table of wine and a variety of fruits and beans. They ate for a while. Dongmen Sheng didn't join them; only Jin Shi sat beside him, while Ma Shi sat above him, just like a true mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Ma Shi said, "Since we've come to bother your family, please only eat simple meals every day. You mustn't prepare such a lavish feast for me." Jin Shi said, "Mother-in-law, there's no need to say anything. I'll only have simple food every day." She then prepared another room and settled in for the night. The next morning, Dongmen Sheng got up and said he had to go to the countryside to visit relatives and wouldn't be back for about fifteen or sixteen days. He then bid farewell to Madam Ma, as instructed by Madam Jin, and secretly went to his room to calm down. Madam Ma assumed that Dongmen Sheng had indeed left. Later that evening, Madam Jin came to Madam Ma's room and said, "He's not home tonight, and I'm afraid of being alone. I'll sleep with you tonight, Mother-in-law. I wonder if you'd be willing?" Madam Ma replied, "That would be perfect." Madam Jin then quietly instructed Saihong to sleep with Dongmen Sheng and told Axiu to prepare dinner for them to eat together. Ma Shi could only handle one cup of wine, but after Jin Shi's repeated urging, she drank six or seven cups and said, "Sister-in-law Yao, I'm very drunk, let's go to sleep." Jin Shi said, "I'll come after dinner." She helped Ma Shi take off her clothes, and Ma Shi said, "Sister-in-law, please be at ease." She then took off her own outer clothes, got into bed, and said to Jin Shi, "Let's each sleep in our own beds." Jin Shi said, "I just wanted to chat with you, Mother-in-law, it would be better if we slept together." Ma Shi was drunk after all and couldn't control her true nature, so she said, "It's been over ten years since I've slept with anyone, tonight I'll sleep with you, Sister-in-law!" Jin Shi thought to herself, "This old woman is definitely going to stir my heart tonight." She then said to Ma Shi, "Mother-in-law, take off your clothes...""After we put on our clothes, we couldn't sleep," said Ma. "I was afraid to take them off, but I'm afraid of being seen." Jin said, "Women should sleep together, what's there to be afraid of?" Ma then took off her undergarments and went to sleep naked in bed, but they slept under separate blankets. Jin said, "It's a bit cold tonight, I want to sleep under the same blanket as you, Mother-in-law." As she spoke, she snuggled into Ma's blanket. Ma couldn't refuse her, so she had to sleep under the same blanket. Ma was quite drunk, and in her drunken stupor, she suddenly sighed. Jin asked, "Why did you sigh, Mother-in-law?" Ma said, "Today, sleeping with my sister-in-law reminded me of the man from before, hence this sigh." Jin said, "Why are you thinking of him? How was your father-in-law when he was alive?" Ma said, "He passed away just four years after we became husband and wife." Jin said, "It's been more than ten years since your father-in-law passed away. I wonder if you think of him at night?" Ma laughed, "How could I not miss him? It's just that I'm unlucky and there's nothing I can do about it." Jin laughed, "Why would you miss him? Is it because you're short of clothes and food?" Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law, go to sleep. Don't ask why you miss him." Jin didn't dare to say anything, and saw Ma fall fast asleep. Jin called her mother-in-law twice, but there was no response. So she gently touched her lower abdomen and saw a plump vulva, surrounded by soft, fine hairs. She touched the vulva entrance and saw two round labia protruding slightly, not fully protruding, with a smooth, dry opening. Jin thought to herself, "This is the most wonderful vulva in the world. I must wait for my husband to have a go." She put her fingers inside the vulva and gently dug. Ma cried out and lay back on her back, raising one leg and slapping the other. Jin called out, "Mother-in-law." "She didn't respond, but gently smeared some saliva on her fingertips and rubbed it around Ma's vulva. She patted it open and smeared it countless times, making the vulva wet and sticky. Ma just kept sleeping and didn't wake up. Jin put her finger inside the vulva and put some more saliva in, and saw that the vulva was soaked inside and out. Jin tied a real Burmese bell from her own handkerchief, took it off and held it in her hand, waiting for Ma to wake up. Jin said, "Let's try it out." Then, taking the edge of Ma's vulva, she slipped it into the wet, slippery opening, gently lowering Ma's raised leg and clamping it tightly. She then pressed her own leg over Ma's feet. Before Ma could move, Ma felt a tingling, itchy sensation in her vulva, along with a tingling, arousing fluid that flowed like urine, soaking the entire bed. The penis rolled wildly inside, causing her unbearable pleasure. Ma gradually woke up, repeatedly saying, "Pleasant! Pleasant!" She tried to move her leg, but Jin pressed it down desperately, making her cry out a few more times before fully waking. She called out, "Sister-in-law." Jin asked, "What are you doing, Mother-in-law?" Ma smiled and said, "I want to get up." Jin said, "It's late, it's dark, don't get up." Ma said, "Let me move a little." Jin asked, "Why?" Ma said, "Sister-in-law, you pressed my leg down so hard I had to move it." Jin laughed, "I'm quite drunk from drinking a few cups of wine and can't move. Mother-in-law, please push me off." Ma tried to push, but Jin held on tightly and couldn't push her off. Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law's feet are like they're rooted to the ground; I can't push them off." Jin said, "Why is Mother-in-law's bed so wet?" Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law, I feel a little pain down there." Jin laughed, "Does it hurt because there's water flowing out, or is it a little itchy?" Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law, I won't lie to you, I feel a little sore down there. I don't know why." Jin said, "And a little numb?" Ma laughed, "How did you know, sister-in-law? You must have put something in my vagina. I really feel a little numb and itchy." Jin said, "Mother-in-law, I have something called Burmese Bell, which I call 'Sai Niao Er' (a type of bird). It's something I enjoy, because Mother-in-law hasn't had this for a long time. I want to embed it inside Mother-in-law." "Ma said, 'So it was you teasing me, sister-in-law. Hurry up and I'll take it out.' Jin said, 'Let me enjoy myself a little longer.' She shook Ma's waist a couple more times, and the Burmese bell rolled around inside. Even the most upright Ma found it hard to bear at this point. Ma said, 'Enough! Enough! You're making me so sore!' Jin didn't try to pull it out, thinking to herself, 'This old woman is so clever.' She then said to Ma, 'Is there a wonderful place where a man can put his penis inside her and thrust it in and out a thousand times, making it so sore and itchy to the bone?' Ma said, 'The head of the penis is quite good.' Ma laughed and said, 'Sister-in-law, you're absolutely right. Can a man really thrust that many times?' At this moment, Ma's heart was somewhat flustered as she said this, and she felt a little aroused. Jin laughed and said, 'When Father-in-law was alive, didn't you try it?'" "A weak man might take five or six hundred strokes, an average one a thousand or so, and a skilled one might take ten thousand." Madam Ma laughed, "I just don't believe it. I remember when I was fifteen or sixteen and became a bride in the Zhao family, the first night he slept with me, he first rubbed his saliva down there, then he stuck his finger inside and dug, digging so hard it hurt like hell. He only rubbed his penis down there a little, and as soon as he touched the skin, he came. He went soft as soon as he came. Later, he dug with his finger every night, and I opened up a little. I could see his penis, and as soon as he put it in, he would move it a little and then come again, and then he wouldn't move again. A year later, every time we did it, I would first rub my saliva down there before putting his penis in. Sometimes he would take three or four strokes, sometimes five or six, and very rarely thirteen or fourteen. I asked him, 'How come you sometimes take one or two strokes, and sometimes thirteen or fourteen?'" He said that many men can last seven or eight strokes, and quite a few can last two or three. I only last thirteen or fourteen strokes, which is considered very long, and no one can do that. Now, my sister-in-law says she can last a thousand strokes, but it must be more than a hundred strokes to make up the number.” Jin laughed and said, “Mother-in-law has always been deceived by father-in-law. One should only live a happy life. Just now, what father-in-law did was called ‘weeping at the door’ or ‘passing the flying bird.’ Even if this bird is hard, it’s probably not very hard. Putting it in the vagina is not very interesting. Mother-in-law has suffered for half her life.” Ma said, “It’s so itchy inside, take it out.” Jin said, “It’s just right to leave it inside without moving.” At this time, he was also a little aroused, and the lustful water kept flowing out. Jin said, “If it’s so bad, why did father-in-law die so early?” Madam Ma laughed and said, "There's a reason. I gave birth to my son when I was sixteen, and my vagina wasn't very tight anymore. When he put his thing in, he didn't wipe it often. He was always doing things, and I didn't push him away. He came very often, and after each time, his hands and feet would be ice cold. Later, he would do it with me every night, and I would feel some pleasure down there. But as soon as I felt pleasure, he would come again, and it would shrink, which was very unpleasant. He would also do it to me very hard, which made my body weak, and I would have nightmares at night. I could only touch his hardness and then climb on top of him and put it on. I would stomp on him a couple of times, and he would say he was coming again, so I had to pull down. Later, he gradually developed a chronic illness. When he was aroused, his thing would get hard. But he would come as soon as he pulled away, and it was all blood. He would faint and die. This illness originated from me. How could I not miss him?" Madam Jin said, "Mother-in-law, you're wrong. When we women have a vagina, it has countless benefits. When it itches, our tongues drool; when it's numb, our mouths gurgle." "It's all because that bird knows how to pry and pluck. I often have sex with my husband, and it always makes me incredibly happy. I have a cousin who's a bit skilled with me. He often comes to visit me, and when he has a spare moment, he'll have sex with me. Not to mention anything else, my cousin's bird really goes all the way in with my thing, right inside my vagina, and I feel so happy I could die. I won't lie to you, Mother-in-law, I was dead for a while before I woke up, and my whole body was numb. My tailbone was throbbing, and then bloody fluid started flowing out. It was truly excruciatingly pleasurable." Ma laughed and said, "Why do you do such things, sister-in-law?" Jin said, "That's how you stay healthy for life. If you see a man crying at the door, you'll get sick later." Ma said, "Could it be some kind of illness?" Jin said, "If a man comes too quickly, it's because his yin and yang are not in harmony, and the woman's yin energy will accumulate and become blocked. Over time, this will definitely lead to a serious illness of stagnation. It's best to remove it." Ma laughed and asked, "How should it be removed?" Jin said, "You must wait until the man's 'bird' is thoroughly satisfied, until he feels completely refreshed, before the illness will be cured." Ma didn't answer, but the bell was still tumbling inside her, and hearing these erotic words aroused her even more. Jin said, "The cousin I mentioned earlier is very handsome. My husband isn't home, so I often invite him over, and we sleep together every night. I'll invite him to sleep with you tomorrow night." Ma laughed and said, "How can that be?" Jin said, “Tomorrow night, after the lamp is extinguished, call him into the room. After he has slept with me, and my mother-in-law is sleeping by the bed, wait for me a while. I will pretend to get up to urinate, and my mother-in-law will quietly change into bed. He will think it is me, and my mother-in-law will not make a sound. After he has finished with my mother-in-law, he will get up and go back to bed. I will then get into bed with him. At that time, my mother-in-law will feel completely refreshed, and he will not know that she is enjoying herself. Her reputation will not be lost, and the root of her illness will be gone.” Ma said, “I have been a widow for thirteen years. Am I breaking my vow today?” Jin laughed and said, “According to the custom of women remaining chaste, it is acceptable at first, but after three or four years, one’s body will become somewhat unwell. In the spring, in February or March, when the weather is warm and flowers are blooming, and the weather is mild, one will feel drowsy and tired. One will feel cold and hot in turn, one’s cheeks will turn red in turn, and one’s legs will turn sore in turn. One will not even know it. This is when one misses one’s husband.” In their early twenties, they are still young and full of energy, so they can fall asleep easily at night and stay up relatively well. However, by their thirties or forties...At age 30, my blood and energy are depleted, and my body is easily aroused. At night, I lie under a double blanket, tossing and turning without a thought, unable to sleep soundly. In summer, when I bathe down to my lower abdomen, I might accidentally touch it, and the swarms of mosquitoes would make me shiver and bite, making it impossible to sleep peacefully. Sweat drips down my thighs, causing a half-itchy, half-painful feeling, which is truly unbearable. In autumn, when the cool wind blows, other couples close their windows, enjoying a drink or doing other things, while I remain cold and lonely. The moonlight shines through, making it even colder. The sounds of crickets and the tapping of clothes are heartbreaking. Only the comfort of someone to hold and sleep with is truly comforting. Winter is even more unbearable. Sitting by the fireplace during the day is boring; gusts of wind and snow make it unbearable. As soon as I try to sleep, the cold seeps in, and I'm covered with a thick quilt. It was cold, the outside was thin, my clothes were light, and my feet felt like they were soaked with water. I could only sleep with my feet tucked in. I longed for a warm, cozy sleep, to hold someone close, even an old man. But I thought about how I had only been with him for a few years, and who knew how many more forty or fifty years to come. How could I endure it until old age? It wouldn't be respectable for me to remarry, and if I slept with someone else, that person would tell everyone. Now my mother-in-law was pretending to be me, wanting to spend the night with him. If he really made her happy, it would be better than just a little tickling. It wouldn't be a waste of my past life. If I was afraid Dongmen Sheng would find out, what would I say about this? If I was afraid my uncle would find out when he came back, I wouldn't be able to tell him. He wouldn't know even if I did it. It would be better for me to let him have his way with me. Maybe my mother-in-law would be so happy that she wouldn't want to give me back." Madam Ma laughed and said, "Now I'm so tempted, I don't even want my husband anymore." "Sister-in-law, I'm over thirty, and I've never felt so good before. I never knew there was such a thing! I'm still young, so if it's just once, aren't you afraid he might get pregnant? You should just pull it out when he's having his period." Jin laughed, "Mother-in-law, a man's penis is always redder and more swollen than usual when he's having his period. It fills his vagina, and the constant pulling and pulling is truly dizzying. If you're worried about pregnancy, I have some abortion pills from when I was a daughter. Take them all, and you'll be at ease."

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