The Unofficial History of the Embroidered Couch (Part 5)

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The classic erotic novel "The Embroidered Couch" (Volume 5) - The second volume of "The Embroidered Couch" by the Master of Passion, edited by the Hermit of Xiaoyinzhai. At this moment, Ma was very excited and laughed, "It's really more fun to compete with the bird head. I only regret that I married the wrong husband back then, wasting more than ten years of my youth. It's not too late to be happy now." Jin then shook her hand under Ma's lower abdomen. The Burmese bell was seen rolling around in her vagina, making Ma feel sore and itchy all over. She couldn't help but move her leg. Jin was not careful and couldn't hold it down. With a clang, the Burmese bell rolled out and flowed out. Ma Min said, "Sister-in-law, you're really having a good time. It just flowed out. Let me touch it." He touched the Burmese bell and said, "It's round. How come it rolls inside?" Jin Min said, "This is produced in Yunnan, Myanmar. It has mercury inside, and a layer of gold on the outside. It's boiled, then coated with another layer of gold. It's seven layers of gold. The mercury inside the Burmese bell makes the gold roll around." Ma laughed, "Sister-in-law, you'll definitely use it often." Jin said, "This is a dead treasure, but the bird is a living treasure." He then put the Burmese bell into Ma's vagina. At this time, Ma was being a little unruly again. Firstly, she was aroused, and secondly, she wanted pleasure. She let Jin touch her vagina, and she didn't pull Jin's hand away. Jin said, "Mother-in-law, if I hadn't secretly inserted the bird's head inside, I would never have enjoyed the bird's ball." Ma laughed, "Exactly." After a while, it became bright again. Everyone got up, calling Saihong to bring breakfast while Axiu helped Ma Shi comb her hair. After the combing, Ma Shi just kept giggling. Jin Shi went to the calming room and said to Dongmen Sheng, "You made Saihong very happy last night. I went to great lengths to prepare it for you. Now it looks very good. The best is yet tonight." Dongmen Sheng laughed and said, "My dear, why are you so calculating?" Jin Min said, "I'll explain slowly. Tonight, around the second watch, after the lights are out, I'll ask Saihong to invite Master Guo to the mansion. You come into the room and do it with me. If I want to get up, you have to let me get up. I'll put Dali's mother on the bed. You don't have to say anything, just really do it. When she comes, if she wants to get up, you let her get up. Then I'll put Dali's mother on the bed again. "I'll let you sleep for a while. You should get up and go out of the gatehouse to sleep in this quiet room. This way, things will be much better." Dongmen Sheng said, "Thank you so much, my dear. I'll do whatever you say. I just took about a hundred pills to strengthen my essence and aphrodisiac. I won't be able to get an erection tonight." Jin said, "That's good, but why don't you take some more when you're with me?" Dongmen Sheng said, "I specially looked for these." Jin said, "Never mind." Jin then turned and went into the room, and said to Ma, "Let's get those things done tonight." Ma said, "That's how it's done, just like how people in Suzhou and Hangzhou do business." Jin said, "Why?" Ma said, "It's not like we're preparing a good package." Jin then laughed and joked in the room. After chatting for half a day, they displayed many of Dongmen Sheng's romantic proposals. Ma Shi looked at one first, then laughed for a while, saying, "This is quite amusing." Jin Shi said, "Tonight he'll come to keep you company, just like he did for your mother-in-law. He'll do as I said last night, guaranteeing your mother-in-law's happiness. How will you thank me?" Ma Shi laughed, "I'll do as you say, even if it makes me look bad." Jin Shi said, "It's fine if I make a fool of myself." They ate lunch and then evening snacks. They saw A Xiu lighting a lantern and Sai Hong bringing dinner. Jin Shi asked, "Did you receive Sai Hong's proposal last night?" Ma Shi laughed, "Would you be willing to borrow it?" Jin Shi laughed, "I'm afraid if there's a real treasure to play with, this dead treasure won't be so precious." The two chatted and laughed for a while. Jin stepped out of the room and gently instructed Saihong, "I'll call for Master Guo at the second watch. Just invite him into the room." Jin turned to Ma and said, "My cousin just arrived. Around the second watch, I called him into my room. My mother-in-law came into my room and slept on the bed next to me. When I said I needed to get up to relieve myself, she climbed onto my bed. Isn't that a clever trick? It certainly doesn't look like stealing money while covering your ears!" Ma smiled and nodded, saying, "It's just a little embarrassing." Jin said, "What are you saying?" "I'm not exactly upright, and my mother-in-law hasn't revealed anything. Tonight, I'll play around with her a bit. Who else but me knows? Even the two maids only know that I'm doing things with her. This is keeping things from both sides, but not covering up the truth in the middle." Ma laughed, "You've made me lustful. Now, I'll just have to do with you!" After dinner, Jin pulled Ma into her own room, sent Ma's maid, Xiao Jiao, back to Ma's room, and Ah Xiu prepared two bedding sets. Jin invited Ma to sleep. Ma replied, "Sister-in-law, please sleep on the upper bed." Jin didn't refuse. The two just laughed and went to bed. Ma tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep. She saw that it was quiet outside, and then she looked up at the watchtower and saw the drum beating at the second watch. Jin called out, "Saihong, quickly go and invite Master Guo from the other day to come to the room." Saihong already understood, blew out the lamp, and went straight to the quiet room to invite Dongmen Sheng in. Dongmen Sheng shuffled to the door, and Ma Shi jumped up and sat on the bed. Dongmen Sheng strode to the bedside. Jin deliberately spoke softly, "He's always at home, he has no time for you, he really wants to kill me." After Jin finished speaking, Dongmen Sheng fell silent. A series of clattering sounds came from the bed, and Jin groaned, "Sweetheart, you're making me feel so good!" Hearing this from the next bed, Ma couldn't hold back any longer; her juices were flowing freely. She had no choice but to insert the Burmese bell. After a while, Jin cried out in a sweet voice, "You're making me feel so good!" Ma was now burning with desire, biting her fingers but still unable to resist. She thought, "He's only concerned with his own pleasure and has forgotten to urinate. How can I hold back for even a second longer?" She then knocked on the bell beside the bed. Jin said, "Sweetheart, slow down, I need to get up and urinate." Ma hurriedly got off the bed, but Jin had already gotten off and was urinating on the toilet. After she finished, Jin grabbed Ma's hand and pulled her onto the bed. Ma, slender and clean, climbed back onto the bed, while Jin went to sleep on the next bed. Just as Ma Shi climbed onto the bed, Dongmen Sheng knew it was her and thrust his penis between her legs. Ma Shi, wet with desire, raised her legs and opened her vulva. Dongmen Sheng inserted his penis into her vagina, and Ma Shi remained silent. Dongmen Sheng pressed his penis against her stomach, kissed her, and then stuck his tongue into Ma Shi's mouth. Ma Shi had no choice but to take it in, and his tongue kept nudging her tongue. Ma Shi had no choice but to put her tongue into Dongmen Sheng's mouth as well. Dongmen Sheng took it in and wouldn't let go, thrusting hard more than a hundred times. Ma Shi was enjoying herself immensely, experiencing something she had never felt before. She then hugged Dongmen Sheng tightly, hooking her legs tightly around his back. Dongmen Sheng knew that Ma Shi was aroused and smacked her tongue, making a loud "heh heh" sound. Ma Shi thought to herself, "He's enjoying himself, but I'm just amusing him." Dongmen Sheng then began to thrust wildly, making the bed rattle and bang. Ma Shi couldn't help but cry out, "Aiya! Aiya!" Dongmen Sheng lifted his legs and thrust hard, about four or five hundred times. Ma Shi's juices flowed freely, but she couldn't help but say, "Pleasant! Pleasant! It's so sour!" Dongmen Sheng had already ejaculated, but he remained still, holding his breath and suppressing his ejaculation. Ma's vagina was itchy so badly that she kept shaking, squeezing, and clamping, saying, "My darling, why won't you move?" Dongmen Sheng thrust in and out fifty or sixty more times, and Ma couldn't help but cry out again, "My darling, I'd die happy if I could." Dongmen Sheng saw how aroused she was and thought to himself, "Now even if she knows it's me, she doesn't care." He asked Ma, "Is it pleasurable?" Ma was aroused and didn't listen to his voice, saying, "It's really pleasurable, brother, go in a little deeper." Dongmen Sheng deliberately pulled out a little, only rubbing the head of his penis against the edge of her vagina, making Ma unbearably itchy, and she forgot that she was a widower. She kept lifting her buttocks upwards, and Dongmen Sheng lifted his penis slightly, and Ma kept pulling her vagina up, refusing to leave the head of his penis. Dongmen Sheng then thrust in and out more than three hundred times, and Ma gritted her teeth. Dongmen Sheng, knowing she was enjoying herself, thrust and twisted his penis wildly. Ma cried out, "You're killing me with pleasure! Just don't tell anyone, or you'll ruin my reputation!" Dongmen Sheng, still pulling, said, "So it was you. I made a mistake." He was about to pull out when Ma hugged him, saying, "You've kept me up all night, what's there to feel bad about? It's good that you've gotten what you wanted." Jin, on the next bed, called out, "Mother-in-law, your true colors have been revealed. I don't need to hide anymore, and you don't need to get up." Jin came over to the upper bed, and Ma said, "Now there's no need to be ashamed, sister-in-law, I..." "You've made me so happy." Jin said, "That's perfect." Dongmen Sheng came over and really thrust into Ma Shi. Jin Shi hugged Ma Shi and kissed her, saying, "How are you, Mother-in-law?" Ma Shi said, "This is truly the most joyful thing in the world. I've had my fun." She stuck out her tongue, and Jin Shi caught it and smacked her lips, saying, "I'm smacking my tongue for you!" Dongmen Sheng said to Jin Shi, "Don't bother me here. I'll shoot you after I'm done shooting him." Ma Shi said, "That's right." Ma Shi then tightly hugged Dongmen Sheng's waist with both hands, placed her legs high on Dongmen Sheng's shoulders, and Dongmen Sheng knelt down.He straightened his back, his penis wrapped in a goose feather band, and he pounded it over a thousand times. Madam Ma kept shouting, "How wonderful! It's killing me!" Jin said, "Grandma's tired, you've come!" Madam Ma said, "No, I'm not tired, I just want to work with him, to work with you!" Dongmen Sheng said, "You're so sensible now, how did you ever endure it?" Madam Ma said, "To tell you the truth, when I was itchy, I could only scratch with my fingers, how could that compare to you doing it?" Jin said, "Stop talking nonsense, just do your best to work with Grandma." Dongmen Sheng was now extremely aroused, and he thrust over five hundred times in one go. Jin was also aroused, and she reached out to touch Dongmen Sheng's penis, laughing, "This goose egg is so swollen from all the blows." Madam Ma wouldn't agree, and she moved the penis around wildly, then thrust it upside down. Dongmen Sheng thrust in and out more than two hundred times, saying, "I'm coming." Jin Shi said, "That's just in time." Ma Shi said, "I've had enough, you can come now!" Dongmen Sheng then thrust in and out fiercely for a while, about a hundred times, and then really thrust and rubbed wildly into her vagina. Ma Shi was also very happy and cried out loudly, "My darling, I'm so itchy!" Jin Shi said, "Call me softer." Just then, Dongmen Sheng couldn't help himself and thrust into Ma Shi's vagina. Ma Shi wrapped her legs tightly around Dongmen Sheng's body. Dongmen Sheng asked, "Is it good? Am I capable?" Ma Shi replied, "My husband has never been to the tenth time, how could he know that tonight would be so pleasurable? As long as I live, I will stay here. How could I bear to part with my beloved? I am thirty years old, and I am still young. I am willing to marry you! I just don't know how old you are? Do you have a wife?" Dongmen Sheng said, "I am also thirty years old this year. It's a deal. I've decided to take you as my wife." Jin Shi laughed and said, "Where are you leaving me?" Ma Shi, not yet recognizing Dongmen Sheng, said, "After I marry him, I'll allow him to come and visit me." "When the time comes, let him do it secretly. I'll tell my son now that I can't stay in this situation any longer and I have to remarry. Then you can come and betroth me, wouldn't that be better?" Dongmen Sheng said, "I'm so grateful for your kindness, but I'm afraid you won't recognize me during the day." Jin said, "I will recognize you, but I'm afraid that when you do, you won't be willing to marry me." Ma said, "Why do you say that? After you're cleaned up, let's go and have a chat by the lamp." Jin said, "No need to move. You two can hug each other and go to sleep. I'll ask Axiu to light the lamp." Axiu had just woken up from the sound of the ejaculation and couldn't fall back asleep, so she got up and blew out the fire to light the lamp. Dongmen Sheng kept kissing Ma, and then rubbed his soft penis inside her vagina a couple of times. Jin said, "Do you know how to play a series of moves?" Dongmen Sheng said, "I do, I do." After rubbing for a while, his penis gradually became hard. Ma said, "Sister-in-law, I'm starving, I haven't seen a bite to eat in ages. But you wouldn't agree to it in person, so I'll just have to ask my husband for it." Just then, Ah Xiu lit a lamp and, upon seeing it, Ma blushed with embarrassment. She could only laugh and say, "I've been tricked by you, sister-in-law." Jin said, "What's wrong? You only realized it was my husband when you lit the lamp. You two have been talking for so long, and you still can't tell the sound?" Ma said, "In happy times, we don't need to do all this!" Dongmen Sheng said, "You just said you were my wife, so let's not talk about anything else." After a while, Ma said, "You two have tricked me, ruining my..." "My reputation, forget it! Forget it! I'll let you do whatever you want, but I don't know why you're so interested!" Dongmen Sheng said, "It's because you're so beautiful." Ma said, "No, you told me the truth!" Jin said, "Your son came to sleep with me, applied the medicine, and then played with me for a whole day and night, ruining my cunt. I hate him, so I tricked you into coming here, waiting for my husband to return the favor!" Ma laughed, "Oh! This beast! So he really has such skills, even better than my grandfather. It's just that I'm exhausted. The Yao family's wife is waiting for my son to play with her, and the Zhao family's mother is waiting for the Yao family to play with her. It's all the same shameful thing, and no one can talk about it." At this time, Dongmen Sheng's penis was a little soft, so he pulled it out and dried it. Jin said, "Let's all sleep." The three of them slept on the same pillow. From then on, night after night, Dongmen Sheng would play with Ma for a while, then switch to Jin for a while, and they were very happy. However, it was difficult to maintain. Ma's lust was rising, and she resented Jin for sharing her pleasure. Jin, seeing that her husband and Ma were in cahoots, didn't care. Dongmen Sheng was getting impatient with these two perverts every day. She thought to herself, "After Dali shot my cunt, it's obvious my bird is too small. I'll steal some of her flesh. As for Ah Xiu, I do have a bit of a crush on her, but Dali has already deflowered her. I both love and hate her, so I can only let it be. Only Xiao Jiao, who came with Ma, is prettier. After all, I'll wait until Dali gets her. I might as well steal her first and try it out." "Let's try something new. We've thrown away the rotten pork, and now we can have some bird's nest soup and shark fin soup. Wouldn't that be delicious? But Madam Ma is very strict. I'm afraid if I'm with Xiaojiao, it will distract him from his fun. What should I do? I have a plan, but I won't wait for Madam Ma to know it." Now, Xiaojiao was only twelve or thirteen years old, but she had grown quite a bit. She was very charming and seductive. She had always heard Dongmen Sheng and his mistress making noise all night long, and she had seen Dongmen Sheng often having his penis played with by Jinmin and Madam Ma, like playing a flute. She felt a little itchy herself and often asked Saihong and Axiu what their husband and wife were doing. She heard them saying how happy they were, and the two whispered to her. She became even more itchy, but fearing Madam Ma's beating, she dared not approach Dongmen Sheng. One morning, Dongmen Sheng was still in bed when he needed a chamber pot. Xiao Jiao brought it in from outside, and Dongmen Sheng immediately embraced and kissed her. Xiao Jiao giggled, and Ma Shi, who was chatting with Jin Shi by the window while they were combing their hair, didn't hear it. After they finished combing their hair, the two of them went out of the room hand in hand for a stroll. Dongmen Sheng got up to wash his face and asked Xiao Jiao to tug at his sleeve. Dongmen Sheng reached into Xiao Jiao's bosom and felt her vulva. He saw that it was firm and round, and when he squeezed it, Xiao Jiao cried out. A Xiu quickly came over and asked what was wrong. Dongmen Sheng said, "I stepped on his foot," and covered it up. Then Jin Shi, along with Ma Shi and Dongmen Sheng, went to the small pavilion to eat breakfast. Ma Shi sat on Dongmen Sheng's lap, lifted her skirt, and put Dongmen Sheng's penis inside her vulva before finishing her meal. Ma Shi then opened her vulva and told Dongmen Sheng to touch her pubic hair. A considerable amount of vaginal fluid flowed out, and when Dongmen Sheng touched it, his hand was covered in it. Ma Shi insisted that Dongmen Sheng eat it, so he reluctantly ate it. Everyone was in high spirits and spent half a day in the room. Because Dongmen Sheng had eaten gecko pills on an empty stomach, his penis stopped functioning. Seeing that Ma Shi wouldn't let him have his way, Jin Shi pushed him to eat lunch. Dongmen Sheng, eager to rest, got up. The three of them sat down together and started laughing and drinking. Dongmen Sheng said, "We usually drink alone in silence, but today we'll have a good time and get thoroughly drunk!" He then began to recite a tongue twister. Jin said, "As you wish." Ma said, "Very well." Dongmen Sheng drank a cup first and recited the verses: "Banana tree, banana tree, with leaves but no flowers, a path covered in frost, like the Southern Continent, the Great Ming Kingdom, Zhejiang and other places, the Promulgation Office, Hangzhou Prefecture, Qiantang County, lotus flowers by West Lake, under the west corridor of the quiet lane, go straight in, the black and shiny banana tree, inside, an old monk in a tattered robe." Jin said, "I can't say it." Dongmen Sheng said, "I'll let you finish in three breaths." Ma said, "How could I remember so many words?" Dongmen Sheng repeated it several more times. Jin said, "I know it." But she got it wrong as soon as she started, repeating it more than ten times, and was punished with ten or so cups of wine. Ma was wrong by two sentences and was punished with two and a half cups of wine. Jin said, "I also have a good rhyme. First, I'll recite the rhyme, then I'll tell you the quick-fire one." Dongmen Sheng said, "Go ahead." Jin drank a cup of wine and said: "The moon shines brightly over the nine provinces, some rejoice, some grieve; some drink fine wine in high towers; some carry their loads and end up in another state. Downstairs, a cow hangs; upstairs, oil is stored. Downstairs, the cow dragged the tower down, spilled the oil, crushed the cow, caught the cowhide to compensate for the tower, the cow fat to compensate for the oil, and the oil seller wept with tears streaming down his face." Dongmen Sheng said, "I know that." He recited it in one breath, without missing a single word, and finished the cup of wine in front of him. Ma recited it five or six times, but couldn't remember it completely, so she was punished with a full cup of wine, which she had to drink. Ma said, "You two have both given a drinking game, do you think I can't give one?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Go ahead and give me one." Ma finished half a cup of wine and said: "One bee is afraid of the wind, one bee is not afraid of the wind. The bee that is afraid of the wind hides in the wall. The bee that is not afraid of the wind comes out and pulls the bee that is afraid of the wind. The bee that is afraid of the wind scolds the bee that is not afraid of the wind, 'I am afraid of the wind, so I hide in a hole in the wall. You are not afraid of the wind, so why are you pulling me out?'" Dongmen Sheng said, "Alright! Let me recite it." But he was off by three or four words and was punished with three or four cups of wine. Jin recited it and was off by much more, so she was also punished with five or six cups of wine. Dongmen Sheng thanked Ma for the game and asked her to drink a cup of wine. Ma declined several times, but finally drank it in large gulps. Ma's alcohol tolerance was not good, and after drinking so much wine, she became very drunk. Dongmen Sheng said, "Let's make everyone happy today." He called out, "Saihong, Axiu, and Xiaojiao, come here! I'll give each of you three cups of wine." Saihong and Axiu had no choice but to drink. Xiaojiao said, "I won't drink a single drop." She was determined not to drink. Dongmen Sheng said, "I'll spare you then." He then tried to persuade Jinshi, who was already drunk. She couldn't resist his earnest persuasion and drank three or four more cups of wine. Jinshi said, "I'm going to sleep. If I sit here, I'll throw up!" Just then, Mashi said in a thick voice, "I'm so drunk, and my head hurts so much. I feel like I'm spinning like a millstone."He also collapsed onto the bed and fell asleep. Sai Hong and A Xiu, still half-asleep, didn't bother to clean up the dishes and cups, and lay sprawled on the floor. Xiao Jiao just laughed. Dongmen Sheng thought to himself, "What a brilliant plan! The whole family's drunk, who are we afraid of!" He grabbed Xiao Jiao, partly because he was drunk, partly because he was incredibly bold, and partly because the effects of the gecko pill hadn't worn off yet; he was determined to ejaculate inside Xiao Jiao. Xiao Jiao was a little afraid of the pain and struggled wildly. Dongmen Sheng said, "Your mistress is drunk, you'll inevitably have to wait for Master Zhao to do you. My bird is smaller, with a pointed head and a short stem, so it won't hurt. I'll do it first, saving you the trouble of suffering from that big bird later." "Xiao Jiao tried desperately to push him away, but Dongmen Sheng wouldn't budge. He pulled down her pants and laid her down. Dongmen Sheng smeared some saliva on her vulva and slowly inserted his penis. Xiao Jiao cried out, 'It hurts so much! Be gentle! Go slower!' Dongmen Sheng gently and slowly worked for a while, about two hundred thrusts, and then he ejaculated. The two of them fell asleep in each other's arms. Unexpectedly, Sai Hong woke up, walked into the room, and went to the bedside, punching Xiao Jiao's thigh three or four times. Xiao Jiao didn't recognize Sai Hong and jumped up, saying, 'Something terrible has happened!' Dongmen Sheng was so frightened that he also got up and asked, 'Who is it?' Sai Hong said, 'You little fox, how could you do such a thing? If your mistress wakes up in a while, she'll beat you to death!' Xiao Jiao didn't dare to say a word. Dongmen Sheng said, 'That's enough! That's enough! For my sake, let's not say anything, lest he wakes up and becomes naughty.' He quickly pulled Sai Hong away and said, 'Let's get back together.'" "So he pulled down Sai Hong's pants. Sai Hong had been wanting this thing, so she didn't refuse him. Dongmen Sheng had just been aroused and couldn't get hard for a while. Just like when he had taken her outside the study and then inside, he tried to take her, and he got a little hard. He then thrust his hips and rubbed against her a couple of times, managing to get it inside her. Sai Hong laughed and said, 'How can this thing look so good?' Dongmen Sheng had no choice but to take advantage of his hardness and hurriedly started thrusting. It was quite easy to do. Xiao Jiao was wearing a skirt and pants and helped Sai Hong to do it on the edge of the bed. They were getting into it, and after about forty or fifty thrusts, Jin Shi suddenly woke up. She sat up and had already seen Dongmen Sheng and Sai Hong. She scolded, 'You wild girl, how dare you!' Dongmen Sheng hurriedly dropped Sai Hong. Jin Shi actually got off the bed, grabbed Sai Hong's ear, and slapped her twice hard: 'Who gave you permission to be so bold!'" She then cursed Dongmen Sheng, saying, "You fool! You can't even handle what's in front of you, yet you still want to go looking for wild food!" Hearing Jin's curses, Ma Shi woke up with a start and turned to ask, "Why?" Jin Shi replied, "We were asleep, and they dared to become spirits." Ma Shi, suspicious of Xiao Jiao's behavior, asked A Xiu, "Was Xiao Jiao playing with her husband?" A Xiu replied, "It was because Xiao Jiao was with her husband that Sai Hong saw it and snatched it away, and then Mother saw it too." Ma Shi was furious, saying, "I didn't expect this little cunt to be so obsessed with her husband!" Without further ado, she grabbed Xiao Jiao and beat her wildly, breaking many things on the table. Xiao Jiao didn't dare to make a sound. Dongmen Sheng secretly laughed, "I've had my fun. I've taken them all; don't hold it against me." The cursing subsided after a while. Dongmen Sheng begged for mercy twice that night. Only after he truly risked his life for her did the family find peace.
Classic Erotic Novel "The Embroidered Couch Anecdotes" (Part Six) Volume 2 of "The Embroidered Couch Anecdotes" by Qingdian Zhuren, proofread by Xiaoyinzhai Jushi. One day, Jin said to Ma, "You take my husband away every day, and even if you can do it all the time, how can that be considered a monogamous marriage? You are suspicious of me, and I am suspicious of you too. I wish Dongmen Sheng could turn into an eagle and have a pair of birds." Ma said to Dongmen Sheng, "I have a brilliant plan. I am only three years older than you, and my sister-in-law is only three years older than my son. Now you write a note and send it to my son, telling him to come back quickly, and I will become your husband." My sister-in-law then gave my son... "Once you're married, the family can live together, isn't that good?" Jin said, "I only regret that he poisoned me back then, do I have to wait for him to do it again?" Ma said, "You don't need to worry about it. You can still be with Dongmen Sheng, just with Dali as your wife. If this matter is exposed, we shouldn't enjoy it now. If someone reports it, none of us can continue. My idea is to write a letter and ask Dali to come back and explain as soon as possible. Then we can all be a couple and live our lives together." Dongmen Sheng and Jin both said, "Excellent!" Dongmen Sheng immediately wrote a letter and sent it to Dali. After receiving the letter, Dali took his leave of the Jin family and returned to see his mother first. Seeing Dongmen Sheng and Jin Shi again, Da Li asked the reason: "Why did you call me back?" Ma Shi said, "Things have come to this point, I have no choice but to tell you." She then recounted in detail the events surrounding Dongmen Sheng and Jin Shi: "Now I am husband and wife with Yao Guan, and you are husband and wife with Yao Dasao. Let's all live peacefully and harmoniously, without letting anyone know." Dongmen Sheng and Jin Shi both said it was wonderful, and Da Li, feeling helpless, could only reply, "I will obey my mother's command." Ma Shi said, "You and your wife go to the room to talk." Da Li and Jin Shi went to the room, kissed, and made love for a while. Dongmen Sheng said, "They've gone to do it, let's go to the room and do it too." They also made love for a while. Dongmen Sheng came out and went to Da Li's room, looked around, and saw the two still making love. Dongmensheng went into the room, pulled down his pants, pulled out his penis, and shoved it into Dali's anus. Dali said, "You've messed with my mother, and now you're messing with me." Dongmensheng said, "I've done it today, and it's been a while since I've done it." Dali said, "Why not do it again tomorrow?" Dali climbed on top of Jinshi and ejaculated on her vagina, while Dongmensheng climbed on Dali's back and played with his buttocks. Dongmensheng said, "This is called harmony." After they had been doing it for a while, Dongmensheng left. Dali and Jinshi went back to their room and had lunch. Dongmensheng went to Mashi and said he was going to have a drink at a friend's house. After saying goodbye to Mashi, and seeing the sunset, Dongmensheng went to Jinshi's room. He saw Saihong carrying a basin of hot water, which she had placed in the room. Dali was washing Jinshi's vagina, and Jinshi was washing Dali's buttocks. The two of them were clean, and Saihong handed them a towel to dry themselves. Jinshi hurriedly asked Saihong to pour some wine for her to drink a few cups, and she was in high spirits. Sai Hong placed a bowl of seaweed soaked in hot water, along with fresh sea bream, on the zither table, creating a famous Huaiyang dish. Fine liquor stood beside it, ready to be served. When Jin saw the seaweed, she laughed. Da Li asked, "Why are you laughing?" Jin Min said, "You'll need this seaweed later." Da Li said, "I'm old, and I'm sure I can't use it. It's just a leftover peach; how did you manage to understand it so well?" Jin pointed to the East Gate student and said, "Three years ago, when he wasn't home, I looked out the door and saw two minor officials with long hair sitting on the ground. Because they were beautiful, like women, I asked them, 'Where are you two minor officials from? Why are you sitting here?' They replied, 'We are from Ningbo, Zhejiang, on our way to the capital.' I said, 'You two...'" "What are you doing in the capital at such a young age?" he asked. "I'm going to the capital to be a singer, to make money off my ass," he replied. He then recounted his family's secret method. "When you shot my asshole the other day, I followed your instructions, and indeed, nothing filthy came out. It was truly wonderful." Upon hearing this, Dali said to Dongmensheng, "If you want to be clean, I'll put more in by leaning against the stool." Jinshi said, "I laugh at you for not letting me off the hook, so you'll stuff it in yourself too." There wasn't much seaweed left, so the three of them ate the sea bream meat, drank two or three jugs of wine, took off their clothes, and went to bed. Jinshi put a soft pillow under her head, patted her feet, and lay down on her back. Some vaginal fluid came out, and she pinched Dali's penis and ejaculated inside. Dongmen Sheng clung to Dali's back, urging him to slow down. Jin Shi drooled profusely, wiping her buttocks. Dongmen Sheng thrust his penis straight in, and they rocked back and forth, Dali moving and Dongmen Sheng moving too. After about a hundred movements, Dongmen Sheng calmed himself and said, "Today we're like the West Chamber." Dali asked, "What?" Dongmen Sheng replied, "Isn't this like the monk Fazong and his disciple having sex?" They teased each other for a while. Dongmen Sheng then asked Jin Shi, "Is it interesting?" Jin Shi said, "Interesting, interesting, but the pressure is a bit heavy." Dongmen Sheng said, "When I'm on top, my penis goes in really well into your vagina." Jin Shi said, "Our skin and flesh are glued together, but yours isn't." She told Dali, "Don't blame me." She then pulled Dongmen Sheng close to her head, kissed him, and bit his tongue, refusing to let go. Dongmen Sheng laughed, "The top is stuck together, but the bottom is still not." Jin said, "I have a brilliant plan, I wonder if my darling would agree?" Dali said, "You two are a couple, why wouldn't I agree!" Jin then said to Dali, "Pull the bird out." She had Dali lie on his back, and Jin straddled him, putting the bird into her vagina. Then she had Dongmen Sheng climb onto her back and put the bird into Jin's anus. Jin said, "My dear Yao has never ejaculated on my buttocks before, today you can have a taste." Dongmen Sheng laughed, "Today we're looking for the Washing Silk Story again." Dali asked, "How so?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Isn't this the song sung by the King of Wu when he toured Gusu Terrace? Look at all the people surrounding him!" They teased for a while. Then Dali stretched out his finger, put some saliva on the edge of Jin's anus to make it slippery, and then put Dongmen Sheng's bird in. Jin asked, "Is it good or bad?" Dongmen Sheng replied, "It's good, but it's not big enough to carry out the 'cave palace' (a place for conception)." She teased him again. They moved about fifty or sixty times. Dongmen Sheng said, "I'm itchy, I'm going to get pregnant." Jin said, "What's the point of being in this mess if you can't conceive? You'll only make things worse. I once saw a story in a spring painting about Empress Wu Zetian and the Zhang brothers passing the imperial examination together. You two are good brothers, so you can learn from the Zhang brothers and flatter me like an empress dowager." She then told Dali to pull out half of his penis and put half of Dongmen Sheng's penis inside. Jin said to Dali, "Make him loosen the space by half, and wait for him to come in too. Isn't that convenient? If you both conceive at the same time, you'll definitely have twin sons, one surnamed Yao and the other Zhao. I'll then become the great-great-grandmother of both families." Dongmen Sheng and Dali agreed. Jin slowly and reluctantly let it in, feeling a bit pressured. Jin laughed, "Since I became a woman, where have I ever enjoyed both a new husband and an old husband at the same time? Even the Zhang brothers only cherished their official positions. How could I possibly have two real husbands, both of them, going in at the same time? It's truly a strange and unusual thing." The three of them moved around and rubbed against each other again. Dongmen Sheng and Da Li were so itchy from rubbing that they were about to ejaculate. They both really jerked. Jin, feeling unbearably itchy, said, "I'm coming." She felt itchy on her coccyx for a couple of times, and just before she was about to jerk off, she really jerked off, and with a "thud," the bones on both sides of Jin's anus parted open. Jin said, "Oh no! Both shoulders are wide open." Dongmen Sheng and Da Li were ejaculating heavily, so they had to pull out some of their semen. They saw that her vaginal fluid mixed with some fresh blood was coming out. Two streams of semen gushed out, filling the space between the front and back doors, like a pot of thick porridge spilled over. The three of them slid together, soaking wet. Dongmen Sheng and Dali were also startled, exclaiming, "What color is this? It looks like this!" They laughed until their bellies almost fell off. Jin Shi held back her tears and could only laugh, saying, "Today I'm just treating it like giving birth to a son. If Mingyue has twin sons, that's fine. If not, you two will both be good sons and call me your dear mother." Everyone laughed again. Jin Shi said, "Let me rest and heal my wounds." She gently wiped away the semen, and the two of them parted and lay down side by side. Meanwhile, Ma Shi, seeing that Dongmen Sheng hadn't returned, opened the door to wait for him. Hearing the laughter in her sleep, she called Xiao Jiao to go to the room to check on him. Xiao Jiao looked back and said, "My husband is playing around with Sister-in-law Jin over there!" Upon hearing this, Ma Shi didn't even have time to ask if Da Li was there. She put on a silk skirt and wore only a thin, bare-sleeved spring gauze top, and ran into Da Li's room, cursing, "What are you doing here at this time of year?" She then cursed Jin Shi, "You shameless thing, you have one and you want another." Jin Shi couldn't stand these words and retorted, "You shameless old man, how can you say such a thing? He's not even your husband, yet you still want to fight over him." Ma Shi then became angry and started crying, cursing, "You little vixen, you wicked wretch, you're always so shameless!" She grabbed Dongmen Sheng and beat him, cursing, "You bastard, you dare to curse me like that!" Dongmen Sheng dared not utter a sound and let Jin Shi beat him. Ma cried out, "You heartless bastard, letting your old wife scold me?" Dali, afraid of the noise, could only say, "Mother, please stop. My family affairs are never properly managed. If others find out, it will be embarrassing for everyone." Dongmen Sheng said, "You've hit me enough, don't be angry." He pulled her close, trying to persuade her to come to him. Ma cried again, and Dongmen Sheng, still aroused, begged for mercy. But he was unhappy. The next morning, Jin, also feeling annoyed, came with Dali to beg for forgiveness, saying, "It was I who offended you, Mother-in-law. Please forgive my beatings and scoldings." Only then did Ma begin to...Some smiles were heard, but the neighbors all knew about it, saying there was such a scandalous affair. Just then, the academy was on a tour to Yangzhou, and two or three academic elites came forward, saying that Yao Tongxin and Zhao Dali had acted improperly. Dali panicked and conspired with Ma and Jin to arrange a meeting with Dongmensheng. Dongmensheng and his family fled to Yetui Mountain. They built six or seven small houses in the mountains and lived happily together. Ma was already three months pregnant, and after three years of pleasure with Dongmensheng, she gave birth to two sons. Because she hadn't reached the full-month stage, she and Dongmensheng engaged in sexual activity every night, and she eventually died of lust. Jin, due to her intense arousal, suffered from uterine atresia and could not conceive again, gradually becoming frail and ill. She constantly sought Dali's company, and at night she also engaged in sexual intercourse with him. At the age of twenty-four, she finally died from consumption due to depleted bone marrow. Saihong and Axiu both married husbands and were then sold into prostitution as concubines. Only Xiao Jiao, with Ma Shi's son, remained calm in the mountains. Da Li, however, dreamt day and night of Jin Shi harassing him, and was terrified. He discussed with Dongmen Sheng, "We're quite calm here; perhaps we should register somewhere else." Dongmen Sheng agreed, and they went to Beijing together. The whole village had already spread the word about them. People said they weren't human, but beasts, and no one paid them any attention. They had no choice but to return to Yangzhou. Da Li then contracted a plague and suddenly died. Dongmen Sheng wept bitterly, saying, "My good brother is dead, my wife is dead, I'm truly ruined!" He had Da Li's body cremated, collected the remains, and returned to the mountains. Dongmen Sheng, seeing Xiao Jiao, was filled with sorrow and lost all interest in playing with her. One day at noon, feeling listless, he dozed off at his table and dreamt of a sow, a male mule, and a female mule running towards him. Dongmen Sheng asked in surprise, "Who are you?" The sow spoke as if she were a person, saying, "I am Ma Shi." The female mule also said, "I am Jin Shi." The male mule said, "I am Da Li." Dongmen Sheng asked, "Why are you all here?" The sow said, "The King of Hell blamed me for losing my chastity and then giving birth to a son, so he punished me by turning me into a sow, to make me suffer the pain of childbirth all the time." The female mule said, "The King of Hell blamed me for liking to play around and for liking wild husbands." She added, "Da Li brought a big bird to play around with, which poisoned a man's wife, so he punished us both by turning us into mules. The female mule really wants to play around, but she can't, and the male mule's penis is too big, so she can never play with the female mule again in this lifetime." The male mule said, "I am so miserable, I can only rush back and forth on the road, and I can no longer have any happiness." "In this season, the two of us are happy. Today, because my mother still misses you, she specially came to visit you in a dream!" Dongmen Sheng asked, both surprised and crying, "Will you spare my punishment?" The mule said, "Last month in the underworld, when this case was being investigated, it was said that you were allowing your wife to have an affair, and you were to be punished by becoming a cuckold. I risked my life to argue for you, saying, 'It's all our fault, don't implicate him, and thank him for taking back my remains.' This is a great act of good karma. The judge checked the register, but before he finished reading it, he saw that the matter of taking back the remains was indeed true. Yama said, 'The three of you have all benefited from him, and you still owe him.' Later, after you kill the sow, we two mules will wait until you ride us before we can be considered to have finished our revenge." A cold wind passed by, and the three beasts had long since disappeared. Dongmen Sheng cried out and woke up, realizing it was all a dream. Sighing bitterly, he said, "The principle of retribution is indeed real. Suffering is suffering, injustice begets injustice, kindness begets kindness; it seems there's no end to this cycle." He secretly returned to his old home, gathered some silver, and went to Jikong Temple. There, he invited several virtuous Zen masters to repent for the sins of the three people. He then chose a handsome young man from a small family and married Xiaojiao off. He even entrusted the two sons born to Ma to them for adoption. He stopped riding mules and gave up eating pork. One day, Ma and Jin appeared in his dream again, saying, "Thank you for your repentance; our sins have lessened, and we will soon be reborn as humans." Dongmen Sheng was also pleased, thinking, "I still hate how heavy my sins are." He shaved his head, donned a cassock, and went to Jikong Temple to become a new disciple. He was given a two-character Dharma name, Xizhu, and people called him Zhu Zhe Li. He spent his days reading scriptures and eating vegetarian food, and in the empty garden of the temple, he was given a small hermitage with three plaques bearing the four large characters: "Modern Rakshasa." These four characters came from Buddhist scriptures, and only those who saw them understood. Dongmen Sheng understood his own mind and saw his true nature; only then did he achieve true enlightenment. Dongmen Sheng often used his own deeds to advise people in the world to learn to be good. Therefore, some well-meaning people followed his advice and wrote a popular short biography. Everyone read it; some laughed at him, some cursed him, and so on. This is the ending of the short biography. Gu Fanglai said, "Excellent!" Dongmen Sheng ended in repentance; otherwise, how would he be different from those three? Some might say, "Ma Jin and Zhao are indeed beasts, but those who spread this story will inevitably face gossip and slander. What then?" Fang Lai then said, "The story is not fabricated; the person is using it to warn the world and admonish customs, so it must involve sin!" *West River Moon* Yao and Zhao, a pair of foolish birds; Ma Jin, two lewd cunts; Sai Hong and A Xiu, separated, leaving only Xiao Jiao to suffer the consequences. They were transformed into pigs and mules, proving that karmic retribution is indeed real; who suffers the pain of abandoning their families and children? What is the taste of returning home? *Embroidered Couch Wild History*, Volume Two, EndHe spent his days reading scriptures and eating vegetarian food, and in the empty garden of the temple, he was given a small hermitage with three plaques bearing the four large characters: "Modern Rakshasa." These four characters came from Buddhist scriptures, and only those who saw them understood. Dongmen Sheng understood his own mind and saw his true nature; only then did he achieve true enlightenment. Dongmen Sheng often used his own deeds to advise people in the world to learn to be good. Therefore, some well-meaning people followed his advice and wrote a popular short biography. Everyone read it; some laughed at him, some cursed him, and so on. This is the ending of the short biography. Gu Fanglai said, "Excellent!" Dongmen Sheng ended in repentance; otherwise, how would he be different from those three? Some might say, "Ma Jin and Zhao are indeed beasts, but those who spread this story will inevitably face gossip and slander. What then?" Fang Lai then said, "The story is not fabricated; the person is using it to warn the world and admonish customs, so it must involve sin!" *West River Moon* Yao and Zhao, a pair of foolish birds; Ma Jin, two lewd cunts; Sai Hong and A Xiu, separated, leaving only Xiao Jiao to suffer the consequences. They were transformed into pigs and mules, proving that karmic retribution is indeed real; who suffers the pain of abandoning their families and children? What is the taste of returning home? *Embroidered Couch Wild History*, Volume Two, EndHe spent his days reading scriptures and eating vegetarian food, and in the empty garden of the temple, he was given a small hermitage with three plaques bearing the four large characters: "Modern Rakshasa." These four characters came from Buddhist scriptures, and only those who saw them understood. Dongmen Sheng understood his own mind and saw his true nature; only then did he achieve true enlightenment. Dongmen Sheng often used his own deeds to advise people in the world to learn to be good. Therefore, some well-meaning people followed his advice and wrote a popular short biography. Everyone read it; some laughed at him, some cursed him, and so on. This is the ending of the short biography. Gu Fanglai said, "Excellent!" Dongmen Sheng ended in repentance; otherwise, how would he be different from those three? Some might say, "Ma Jin and Zhao are indeed beasts, but those who spread this story will inevitably face gossip and slander. What then?" Fang Lai then said, "The story is not fabricated; the person is using it to warn the world and admonish customs, so it must involve sin!" *West River Moon* Yao and Zhao, a pair of foolish birds; Ma Jin, two lewd cunts; Sai Hong and A Xiu, separated, leaving only Xiao Jiao to suffer the consequences. They were transformed into pigs and mules, proving that karmic retribution is indeed real; who suffers the pain of abandoning their families and children? What is the taste of returning home? *Embroidered Couch Wild History*, Volume Two, End

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