The Unofficial History of the Embroidered Couch (Part 1)

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Classic Erotic Novel *The Embroidered Couch: A Tale of Wild History* (Part 1) 〖*The Embroidered Couch: A Tale of Wild History* consists of two volumes, attributed to the author "Master of Passionate Love" and collated by the scholar "Xiaoyinzhai Jushi". The author is Lü Tiancheng (1580-1618), courtesy name Qinzhi, a native of Yuyao, Zhejiang, and the great-grandson of Lü Ben, a cabinet minister. It was completed around 1599 (the 27th year of the Wanli reign of the Ming Dynasty). (Fang)〗 *The Embroidered Couch: A Tale of Wild History* Volume 1: Author "Master of Passionate Love" and collated by the scholar "Xiaoyinzhai Jushi". The poem "West River Moon" discusses old idle talk, not embellishing ornate language; strange and vivid scenes are difficult to write, who is used to seeing such things? All are the tents of greed and anger at night, do not call them the mechanisms of love and lust; guard against men and women being swayed by lust, emptiness and form are all illusions. It is said that in Yangzhou there was a scholar named Yao Tongxin. Because he lived inside the East Gate, he called himself "East Gate Scholar". He was truly a man of wide reading, knowledgeable in Buddhist doctrines, fond of writing wicked poems, and also enjoyed drinking and carousing. He was originally a very dashing man, and first married the daughter of the Wei family. Both the Wei family's daughter and Dongmen Sheng were born in the Jiazi year (1604). Both were quite ugly and constantly ill, which is why Dongmen Sheng could not find a suitable wife. She died at the age of twenty-five. Dongmen Sheng, having been unhappy with his first wife, was determined to find a very beautiful woman as his second wife. There was a young scholar named Zhao Dali, twelve years younger than Dongmen Sheng, who was very handsome. Dongmen Sheng used every means at his disposal and managed to seduce Dali. They were like brothers by day and husband and wife by night. Although Dongmen Sheng had lost his wife, Dali took the fall for him. A few years later, when Dongmen Sheng was twenty-eight, a matchmaker named Sun came and said that across the street, west of the Qionghua Temple, lived the daughter of the Jin family's silk shop owner, a nineteen-year-old girl who was fair-skinned, delicate, and very beautiful. Dongmen Sheng was delighted. They arranged a grand wedding and chose an auspicious day to marry her. Dongmen Sheng was overjoyed upon seeing her, finding her exceptionally beautiful. He inquired briefly and learned that when Jin was a young woman, she had often been involved in ambiguous affairs with young men. Dongmen Sheng didn't dwell on such matters. Even after his marriage, he couldn't bear to leave Dali. Dali walked around the house daily without anyone suspecting anything. Dali's mother was named Ma, and everyone called her Granny Ma. Granny Ma had been widowed at twenty and taught Dali, taking very strict care of him. She herself was very careful, and Dali was extremely filial to her. In the year of Gui Si, Dongmen Sheng was thirty, Jin was twenty-one, Dali was eighteen, and Granny Ma was thirty-three. Dali was born when Granny Ma was sixteen. Granny Ma wanted to find a beautiful daughter for Dali to marry. Dali said he wanted to focus on his studies to prepare for the imperial examinations and didn't want a wife or children. He told Granny Ma he would go out to find a friend, and they would continue to study together. He would only return to visit Granny Ma the next day. Dongmen Sheng often stayed overnight at the study outside the house, and they became very close. Dali, who studied at Dongmen Sheng's house, often saw Jinshi and thought to himself, "How can there be such a beautiful woman in the world? How can I not hold her in my hands and play with her endlessly?" Jinshi, having seen Dali, was also attracted to his handsome appearance and thought to herself, "Such a young man, I wish I could swallow him whole!" The two exchanged glances and developed feelings for each other. Dongmen Sheng was somewhat aware of this, but because he loved Jinshi so much, he wanted to let them have their fun. He also often regretted that when he was young, he had shot many children with a hand cannon and killed many people. Now that he was older, he couldn't play for long, and Dali was his close friend. He thought to himself, "It would be quite interesting if the two of them got their hands dirty." One day, Dongmen Sheng and Dali were having a meal when they invited Jinshi to sit and eat with them. Jin shook her head, refusing, saying, "It's embarrassing, how can I sit with a guest?" Dongmen Sheng laughed, "Even if he calls me my younger brother, just like you, I've already flirted with all of you. What's so embarrassing about that?" Jin covered her mouth and laughed, "You have some connection with him, but what do I have to do with him? How can I sit with him?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Let's not argue." Only then did Jin come to sit with him, and from then on, they ate together three meals a day. Later, on Dongmen Sheng's birthday, the three of them sat together drinking. Dali and Jin stole glances and flirted, and the two men were filled with desire, unable to restrain themselves. Dali pretended to drop a tendon on the ground, and when he picked it up, he pinched Jin's toe. Jin smiled slightly. Jin took a bayberry, bit off half of it, and placed the other half on the table. Seeing that Dongmen Sheng didn't look, Dali stole the half. Jin smiled again. When the evening party ended, they parted ways. Although they were close, there were some obstacles. Dongmen Sheng, lacking composure, and after considering it both ways, they couldn't reach a conclusion. One day, Dongmen Sheng and Dali were in the study discussing their interests over the years. Dongmen Sheng slammed his hand on the table and said, "How can I possibly sleep with the most beautiful woman in the world to truly satisfy my heart?" Dali said, "Sister-in-law's beauty is also exquisite. If you, brother, were to find one, it would be like getting a blessing without knowing it, or like getting tired of meat and then wanting vegetables instead." Dongmen Sheng said, "Sister-in-law was beautiful when she first came, but now she doesn't seem to have changed much!" Dali said, "I think there's no one in the world as good as sister-in-law." Dongmen Sheng laughed and said, "Brother, you say she's beautiful, how come you're not envious?" Dali laughed and said, "Even if my dear sister-in-law is envious, what's the use?" Dongmen Sheng said, "What's so difficult about that? Back then..." "Cangwu Rao married a wife, but because she was handsome, he gave her to my brother. Wouldn't it be better for me to give her to my younger brother?" Dali laughed, "If you were Cangwu Rao, then I would be Chen Ping. I just don't know what you think, sister-in-law?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Women are all fickle. If you ask about your sister-in-law's heart, it's even warmer than yours. You can sleep in this study tonight, and I'll call her out." Dali quickly bowed twice and said, "Brother, you're so kind. Even if you had to tease me every day, or even make me feel like I'm being tossed around in a bucket, I'd be happy. How could I forget such kindness? I'll go visit Mother during the day and come back." Dongmen Sheng said, "Exactly." Dali skipped away from Dongmen Sheng and left. Dongmen Sheng entered the room and saw that Jin Shi had finished dinner and was about to take off her clothes to go to sleep. Dongmen Sheng kissed her on the lips, and Jin Shi asked, "Have you gone yet?" Dongmen Sheng replied, "Yes, he just said a lot of frivolous things to me, which aroused me a lot. You should quickly take off all your clothes and spread them open so I can ejaculate and release my pent-up desire." Jin Shi laughed and said, "This is something that you and I should do ourselves, so we don't need anyone else to egg us on." She then took off her pants, lay back on the stool, hurriedly spread her legs, grabbed Dongmen Sheng's penis, and inserted it into her vagina. Dongmen Sheng thrust in and out hastily, and Jin Shi asked with a smile, "What frivolous things did Da Li say just now to get you so excited? Tell me about it, let me get aroused." Dongmen Sheng said, "Back when I was having an affair with Ru Ru, he complained that my penis was too big and that I ejaculated too slowly. Two years later, his penis was as big as mine, and he showed off his many skills, saying he could go all night without ejaculating. The women he played with must have had their vaginas swollen and torn! There was a young woman in Changzhou who was extremely skilled; her vagina could swallow a lock. Even the most skilled men could only ejaculate after about a hundred thrusts. He played with her all night, and by dawn, that young woman was half-dead and begging for mercy!" Jin Shi laughed. "Who told that shameless brat to let him pester her like that?" Dongmen Sheng said, "Looking at Dali's big bird is quite interesting. Not to mention women's delight, even I applaud it. It's eight and a half inches long, more than four inches in circumference, as hard as an iron rod, and as hot as fire. If the Empress were here, I would definitely invite him to compete with Xue Ao and Cao." He then embraced Jin Shi and said, "My darling's cunt only gets fun when played with by such a big bird." Jin Shi, upon hearing this, was extremely displeased and said, "Don't say anymore, my bones are melting. You praise his skills, but only after he arranges for me to beg for mercy will I believe you." The student said, "Later I'll ask him to come to the study so we can sleep together, okay?" Jin closed her eyes and nodded, saying, "I'm going to die." The student said, "My darling loves him so much, why don't we get together?" Jin said, "You just said that. How can you say I love him? Even if I love him, I also love you very much. How can I divide my love for someone else?" The student said, "He's very good to me, and you're someone I cherish dearly. Why don't you two get together? I'll invite him over, but you have to use your charm to get him. Tomorrow I'll laugh at him; don't wait until he's all talk." Jin laughed, "To be honest, my father has..." "My two concubines, one a southern girl, the other a woman from Hangzhou who had secretly divorced, often chat with my aunts, sisters-in-law, and other female relatives at home, and also boast about their female skills. I know a lot about them, but I'm afraid of upsetting you, so I'm reluctant to tease you. If I were willing, even a bird made of fine iron, bronze, antelope horn, or diamond could be worn down in my cunt." Dongmen Sheng said, "My darling is right. I won't play around anymore now. Let you sleep for a while, so we can have our battle later." Dongmen Sheng wiped his penis and then wiped the slippery fluid from Jin's [corpse hole], got up and left the room. Jin went to bed by herself. Meanwhile, Dali went back to visit her mother, and was anxious at home. Unable to wait until nightfall, she wrote a note to Dongmen Sheng asking: "How is the meeting at Yangtai?" An ancient saying goes, "A thousand pieces of gold are not worth a single promise from Ji Bu." My sister-in-law's beauty is worth more than a thousand pieces of gold; and my brother's trust is stronger than Ji Bu's. I should immediately don armor and spear, storm the Red Gate, and present this declaration of war first, haha. Dongmen Sheng read it and wrote another reply: "Teasing him, saying that the lord of Sa Mao Cave has already arrayed his troops at Qi Qiu. Without strong crossbows and sharp weapons, he probably cannot break through the encirclement. Only with the tribute of a Hu monk can we seek an alliance." Afterwards, Da Li read the letter, and seeing the sun setting and the bright moon rising, he went to Dongmen Sheng's study. Dongmen Sheng laughed, "You think it's too early? You're too impatient!" Da Li laughed, "Brother, you've shown kindness; every moment earlier is a moment of joy." Dongmen Sheng said, "You should sit and wait in the study until around the end of the first watch before you come out.""Da Li said, 'Waiting, waiting.' Dongmen Sheng immediately entered the room and saw that Jin Shi was asleep. She had just woken up and was about to get out of bed when Dongmen Sheng hugged her and said, 'My darling, you've really been sleeping all day.' He touched her vulva and asked in surprise, 'Why is your vulva so wet?' Jin Shi laughed and said, 'You just said so many frivolous things, and when you fell asleep you kept dreaming that someone was teasing you, so it's wet.' Dongmen Sheng said, 'Who was teasing you in your dream?' Jin Shi laughed and said, 'What do you care about me?' She grabbed Dongmen Sheng's penis and said, 'Come on, tease me until I'm satisfied.' Dongmen Sheng hugged Jin Shi and said, 'My darling, my penis is not satisfied. Only when Da Li's penis shoots into my vulva can my darling be satisfied. He's in the study now, and I'll go out with you.' Jin Shi laughed and said, 'You can only tease, you absolutely cannot do it.'" Dongmen Sheng said, “These women are used to denying everything to their husbands, but behind their backs they go to great lengths to keep lovers. Don’t learn from their ways.” Jin hugged Dongmen Sheng and laughed, “My darling, I’m afraid you’ll blame me for keeping a lover. If you don’t blame me, my darling, to tell you the truth, I did want to sleep with him at that moment. You once asked me to sit down and eat with him, and I was very fond of his face and figure. The other day, the weather was very warm, and he wasn’t wearing trousers, just a silk robe. His penis was hard and throbbing. I don’t know how much juice flowed from my vagina, soaking my silver-red silk trousers. There are still many stains! Go and see. If you really don’t blame me now, I’ll go out tonight. But I’m so close to you that I’ll tell you everything on my mind. When you find out, you mustn’t laugh at me in your heart.” Dongmen Sheng said, “It was my idea to do it. I won’t blame you, I won’t laugh at you. I’ll go out with you. He’s been waiting for a long time.” Jin said, "Wait! Wait! I haven't even washed my feet." Dongmen Sheng laughed, "You just go to sleep and don't get up to wash. When it's time to get in the sedan chair, you'll have to put on your ears. That's important. Let me wash them for you." He then pinched and washed Jin's vulva for a while. Dongmen Sheng said, "It's a pity that such a good vulva is so small. He only allows you to have sex with him once before he wants to come inside." Jin laughed and replied, "Whether you go or not is up to you. Even if I have to have sex once more, it's none of your business." So she wiped herself clean and Jin wanted to put on her trousers. Dongmen Sheng laughed, "No need to put them on. You'll have to take them off anyway." Jin laughed, "Don't talk nonsense. Women find it fun when men pull down their trousers. You don't know the fun in it." She finished putting on her clothes and trousers. Dongmen Sheng then pinched Jin's feet and said, "They're really cute. You should change into red shoes. Don't put them on Da Li's shoulders. Let him see them and be aroused." "Jin Shi quickly changed her red shoes. She then told Dongmen Sheng to fetch a handkerchief from under the mat by the bed. Dongmen Sheng said, 'You really have the means to do this.' He then found it and handed it to Jin Shi, pulling her hand to the study door. Jin Shi laughed and said, 'It's really embarrassing to go in.' Dongmen Sheng said, 'You see him every day, you won't be embarrassed when you see him.' He then pushed Jin Shi to the study door. Dongmen Sheng told Dali to open the door, saying, 'Tonight you'll have a good time. It took me a lot of effort to get him to come out.' He then pushed Jin Shi into the study, and Dongmen Sheng locked the door behind him. He said, 'I'll go myself and not worry about it.' Jin Shi deliberately moved her body towards the outside, and Dali hugged her, saying, 'My darling.' He then kissed her and said, 'Now my darling has nowhere to go, I can do whatever I want with her.'" Dongmen Sheng peered out the window. He saw Dali holding Jinshi on a footstool and sitting her on a chair under the lamp. He looked at Jinshi and exclaimed, "My darling, how can you be so beautiful?" He kissed her six or seven times. He reached out and touched her vulva. Jinshi clutched her skirt, pretending to resist, and said, "Wait a minute!" She was about to blow out the lamp when Dali quickly stopped her, saying, "I want her here, looking at you, so delicate and charming." He pulled hard on her trousers, the belt came undone, and she took them off. He then pinched her vulva and cried out, "My darling, I'm so happy!" He pushed Jinshi to the bedside, untied her skirt, and pulled off her trousers. He spread her legs wide and inserted his penis into her vulva. Jinshi pretended to be shy and covered her face with her sleeve. Dali pulled her over and said, "My darling, I see you every day and we're very familiar with each other. What's there to be shy about?" "He stripped off his upper clothes, leaving Jin completely naked. She lay down on the bed, her skin as lovely as white jade. Dali cupped Jin's face and looked at her closely, saying, 'My darling, I've seen you so many times that my bird has been hard for so long. Today I finally got my way!' Jin was already aroused, and he really got her. He thrust in with all his might, and she was just as good as him. He thrust in and out a hundred times, it was really satisfying. Dali's bird then ejaculated. Jin laughed and said, 'You're so useless! You're so useless!' Dali laughed and said, 'My darling, don't laugh at me. My bird got hard at noon, and I've been waiting for it ever since. Looking at your beautiful appearance, how could I have waited until now? You've seen my skill on the first try.' Jin got up to put on her clothes, but Dali said, 'Where are you going tonight? I haven't even gotten you started yet!'" "At this moment, Dali was truly aroused. His penis wouldn't immediately become erect, and fearing that Jin would notice, he struggled to maintain his erection. He carried Jin to the window and said, 'I'll put a lamp on the stool for you to play with. Tonight, I'll definitely give it my all!' He carried Jin to lie on the stool, and Dali lay on top of her, examining her closely. He kissed her six or seven times, smacking his tongue loudly, and said, 'My darling, I see your face every day, but I haven't seen your body and vagina properly yet. Now I must see them.' He first pinched and played with her two nipples, which were round and smooth against her chest. He touched her skin; Jin had never given birth, so there were no wrinkles. He then touched her waist. Dali said, 'What a beautiful willow-leaf waist.'" "Touching her lower abdomen, it bulged like a steamed bun, covered with soft, fine black hairs, just a few sparse strands. Da Li pinched and kneaded it, patting it open to examine it; it looked like a ripe red peach splitting open. Jin hooked Da Li's head to her vulva with her foot. Da Li bit and licked, his tongue swirling inside her vulva. Seeing Jin's arousal heightened, her vulva opened, her labia moving, and her juices flowing freely, Da Li's penis hardened again. He lifted Jin's buttocks off the stool, placed her feet on his shoulders, and looked at her small feet, saying, 'My darling, truly three-inch golden lotuses.' He then took off her red shoes and began to bind her feet. He pinched them, saying, 'I remember the other day when we were drinking, I pretended to lose my chopsticks and got to pinch them, which was quite pleasurable. I never imagined that today, after I unbound my feet, I could pinch them here.'" "Then he shot the bird all the way in. Jin was very happy and laughed, 'Your bird head is right in the heart of my cunt, even if it doesn't move, it's still pleasurable.' Dali pulled with all his might, pulling more than two hundred times in one go, making Jin's whole body numb. She hugged Dali and said, 'My dearest darling, you've made me so uncomfortable, I'm so ashamed, I can't stand it! I'm going to unleash some of my childhood tricks, but you can't laugh at me.' Jin arched her back, welcoming the bird, her legs shaking, her bottom drumming, she closed her eyes, tilted her head, and made all sorts of moaning and groaning sounds. Her cunt opened and closed, swallowing and spitting out the bird, pulling and locking tightly, pulling and locking slowly, her juices flowing out, soaking the bird completely. The sounds of the leaves moving never stopped.""Qu'er, you don't know the wonder of this." She finished dressing, and Dongmen Sheng pinched Jin's foot, saying, "You're really cute. You should change into red shoes, and don't put them on Dali's shoulder. He'll be moved when he sees them." Jin changed into red shoes. She then told Dongmen Sheng to fetch a handkerchief from under the bed. Dongmen Sheng said, "You're really good at using your assets." He found it and handed it to Jin, leading her to the study door. Jin laughed, "It's a little embarrassing to go in." Dongmen Sheng said, "You see him every day. Once you see him, you won't be shy anymore." He pushed Jin to the study door, and Dongmen Sheng told Dali to open it, saying, "Tonight you'll be very happy. It took me a lot of effort to get him to come out." He then pushed Jin into the study, and Dongmen Sheng locked the door, saying, "I'll go myself and not worry about it." Jin deliberately moved towards the outside, and Dali embraced her, saying, "My darling." He kissed her and said, "Now my darling has nowhere to go, I can do whatever I want with her." Dongmen Sheng watched him from outside the window. He saw Dali carrying Jin to a footstool and sitting her on a chair under the lamp. He looked at Jin and exclaimed, "My darling, how can you be so beautiful?" He kissed her six or seven times. He reached out and touched her vulva. Jin grabbed her skirt, pretending to resist, and said, "Wait!" She was about to blow out the lamp. Dali quickly blocked her way, saying, "I want her here, looking at you, so delicate and charming." He pulled hard on her pants, the belt came undone, and she took them off. She then pinched her vulva and cried out, "My darling, I'm so happy." He pushed Jin to the bedside, took off her skirt and pulled down her trousers. He spread her legs wide and inserted his penis into her vagina. Jin pretended to be shy, covering her face with her sleeves. Da Li pulled her over and said, "My darling, I see you every day and we're very familiar. What's there to be shy about?" He then took off his upper clothes, leaving Jin naked. She lay on the bed, her skin as lovely as white jade. Da Li cupped Jin's face and looked at her closely, saying, "My darling, I've seen you so many times that my penis has gotten hard. Today I finally got my way!" By then, Jin was aroused and really got hard. He thrust in and out with all his might, and Da Li was able to hold back. He pumped in and out a hundred times, it was really very satisfying. Da Li's penis then ejaculated. Jin laughed and said, "You're so useless! You're so useless!" "Da Li laughed, "My darling, don't laugh at me. My bird got hard at noon, and I've been waiting ever since. Looking at your beautiful appearance, how could I have waited this long? You've seen my skills on our first try." Jin got up to put on her clothes, but Da Li said, "Where are you going tonight? I haven't even gotten you started yet!" At this moment, Da Li was really aroused. His penis wouldn't get hard immediately, and he was afraid that Jin would find out, so he held on with all his might. He carried Jin to the window and said, "I'll put a lamp on the stool for you and we'll play. I'm going to do my best tonight!" He carried Jin to lie on the stool and lay down on her body to look at her carefully. He kissed her six or seven times, making a smacking sound with his tongue, and said, "My darling, I see your face every day and understand it, but I haven't seen your body and vagina properly yet. Now I must see it." "First, I pinched and played with her two nipples, round and smooth, and pressed them against her chest. I rubbed and kneaded the skin; Jin had never given birth, so there were no wrinkles. I touched her waist. Da Li said, 'What a willow-leaf waist!' I touched her lower abdomen, which was like a steamed bun, with some soft, fine black hairs growing on it, just a few sparse strands. Da Li pinched and played with it in various ways, patting it open to see, like a ripe red peach splitting open. Jin hooked Da Li's head to her vulva with her foot. Da Li bit and licked it, his tongue rolling inside her vulva. Seeing Jin's arousal, her vulva opening, her labia moving, and her juices flowing freely, Da Li's penis became hard again. He lifted Jin's buttocks off the stool, put her feet on his shoulders, and looked at Jin's small feet, saying, 'My darling, truly three-inch golden lotuses.'" "He immediately took off his red shoes and removed his foot bindings. He pinched her and said, 'I remember the other day when we were drinking, I pretended to lose my chopsticks and got to pinch them, which was quite enjoyable. I never thought that today, after I unbound my feet, I could pinch them here.' He then thrust his penis in all the way. Jin was very happy and laughed, 'Your penis head is right in the heart of my vagina, even if it doesn't move, it's still enjoyable.' Da Li pulled and pulled with all his might, more than two hundred times in one go, until Jin's whole body was numb. She hugged Da Li and said, 'My dearest darling, you've made me so uncomfortable, I'm so ashamed, I can't stand it! I'm going to unleash some of my childhood tricks, but you mustn't laugh at me.'" "Jin Shi arched her back, welcoming the bird, her legs shaking, her lower body throbbing, her eyes closed, her head tilted, and she made all sorts of moaning and groaning sounds. Her vagina opened and closed, swallowing and spitting out the bird, tightly pulling and locking, slowly pulling and locking, and her juices flowed out, soaking the bird completely. The sounds of the leaves moving never stopped.""Qu'er, you don't know the wonder of this." She finished dressing, and Dongmen Sheng pinched Jin's foot, saying, "You're really cute. You should change into red shoes, and don't put them on Dali's shoulder. He'll be moved when he sees them." Jin changed into red shoes. She then told Dongmen Sheng to fetch a handkerchief from under the bed. Dongmen Sheng said, "You're really good at using your assets." He found it and handed it to Jin, leading her to the study door. Jin laughed, "It's a little embarrassing to go in." Dongmen Sheng said, "You see him every day. Once you see him, you won't be shy anymore." He pushed Jin to the study door, and Dongmen Sheng told Dali to open it, saying, "Tonight you'll be very happy. It took me a lot of effort to get him to come out." He then pushed Jin into the study, and Dongmen Sheng locked the door, saying, "I'll go myself and not worry about it." Jin deliberately moved towards the outside, and Dali embraced her, saying, "My darling." He kissed her and said, "Now my darling has nowhere to go, I can do whatever I want with her." Dongmen Sheng watched him from outside the window. He saw Dali carrying Jin to a footstool and sitting her on a chair under the lamp. He looked at Jin and exclaimed, "My darling, how can you be so beautiful?" He kissed her six or seven times. He reached out and touched her vulva. Jin grabbed her skirt, pretending to resist, and said, "Wait!" She was about to blow out the lamp. Dali quickly blocked her way, saying, "I want her here, looking at you, so delicate and charming." He pulled hard on her pants, the belt came undone, and she took them off. She then pinched her vulva and cried out, "My darling, I'm so happy." He pushed Jin to the bedside, took off her skirt and pulled down her trousers. He spread her legs wide and inserted his penis into her vagina. Jin pretended to be shy, covering her face with her sleeves. Da Li pulled her over and said, "My darling, I see you every day and we're very familiar. What's there to be shy about?" He then took off his upper clothes, leaving Jin naked. She lay on the bed, her skin as lovely as white jade. Da Li cupped Jin's face and looked at her closely, saying, "My darling, I've seen you so many times that my penis has gotten hard. Today I finally got my way!" By then, Jin was aroused and really got hard. He thrust in and out with all his might, and Da Li was able to hold back. He pumped in and out a hundred times, it was really very satisfying. Da Li's penis then ejaculated. Jin laughed and said, "You're so useless! You're so useless!" "Da Li laughed, "My darling, don't laugh at me. My bird got hard at noon, and I've been waiting ever since. Looking at your beautiful appearance, how could I have waited this long? You've seen my skills on our first try." Jin got up to put on her clothes, but Da Li said, "Where are you going tonight? I haven't even gotten you started yet!" At this moment, Da Li was really aroused. His penis wouldn't get hard immediately, and he was afraid that Jin would find out, so he held on with all his might. He carried Jin to the window and said, "I'll put a lamp on the stool for you and we'll play. I'm going to do my best tonight!" He carried Jin to lie on the stool and lay down on her body to look at her carefully. He kissed her six or seven times, making a smacking sound with his tongue, and said, "My darling, I see your face every day and understand it, but I haven't seen your body and vagina properly yet. Now I must see it." "First, I pinched and played with her two nipples, round and smooth, and pressed them against her chest. I rubbed and kneaded the skin; Jin had never given birth, so there were no wrinkles. I touched her waist. Da Li said, 'What a willow-leaf waist!' I touched her lower abdomen, which was like a steamed bun, with some soft, fine black hairs growing on it, just a few sparse strands. Da Li pinched and played with it in various ways, patting it open to see, like a ripe red peach splitting open. Jin hooked Da Li's head to her vulva with her foot. Da Li bit and licked it, his tongue rolling inside her vulva. Seeing Jin's arousal, her vulva opening, her labia moving, and her juices flowing freely, Da Li's penis became hard again. He lifted Jin's buttocks off the stool, put her feet on his shoulders, and looked at Jin's small feet, saying, 'My darling, truly three-inch golden lotuses.'" "He immediately took off his red shoes and removed his foot bindings. He pinched her and said, 'I remember the other day when we were drinking, I pretended to lose my chopsticks and got to pinch them, which was quite enjoyable. I never thought that today, after I unbound my feet, I could pinch them here.' He then thrust his penis in all the way. Jin was very happy and laughed, 'Your penis head is right in the heart of my vagina, even if it doesn't move, it's still enjoyable.' Da Li pulled and pulled with all his might, more than two hundred times in one go, until Jin's whole body was numb. She hugged Da Li and said, 'My dearest darling, you've made me so uncomfortable, I'm so ashamed, I can't stand it! I'm going to unleash some of my childhood tricks, but you mustn't laugh at me.'" "Jin Shi arched her back, welcoming the bird, her legs shaking, her lower body throbbing, her eyes closed, her head tilted, and she made all sorts of moaning and groaning sounds. Her vagina opened and closed, swallowing and spitting out the bird, tightly pulling and locking, slowly pulling and locking, and her juices flowed out, soaking the bird completely. The sounds of the leaves moving never stopped."
The classic erotic novel *The Embroidered Couch: A Tale of Unofficial History* (Part Two), Volume One, by the Master of the Madman of Love, proofread by the Hermit of Xiaoyinzhai. Dongmen Sheng watched from outside the window for a long time, and also became aroused. He rubbed his own manhood tightly, watching and playing with it, causing his semen to splatter on the low wall beneath the study window. He thought to himself, "Such a beautiful wife, and he's already stripped naked and had a good time, deceiving me to avoid my duties. Who knows, this loss is just a waste of his time, it's really infuriating. But I love Jin Shi so much, and I sent her here anyway, leaving my wife to him." He returned to his room, sullen and dizzy. He saw the maid, Sai Hong, dozing against the small table with the hanging painting. Dongmen Sheng thought to himself, "This girl has always been very afraid of the mistress of the house; even if she were to steal from me, she'd be trembling. I should catch up with her now." He stepped forward, hugged her, and kissed her, then stuck out his tongue and pried Sai Hong's teeth a couple of times. Suddenly, Saihong awoke with a start, exclaiming, "Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Who is it?" Dongmensheng laughed, "It's me. Who do you think it is?" Saihong said, "It's late. Why are you making such a fuss instead of sleeping?" Dongmensheng said, "Your mistress isn't here. I'll have a go with you!" Saihong said, "I'm afraid my mother will come back soon." Dongmensheng said, "Your mother is having a go over there. She abandoned me and is having a go with someone else. I'll have a go with you now!" Saihong said, "You're so kind to me. I'm afraid I won't have the good fortune to accept it." Dongmensheng went to Jin's bed, took off his clothes, and lay down next to Saihong. Saihong took off her skirt and trousers and lay on her back on the bed. Dongmen Sheng inserted his penis into her vagina. It turned out that he had ejaculated outside the study earlier, and his yang energy was depleted. He withdrew it quickly, and the head of his penis spun around like a worm, rubbing the glans a few times. She laughed, her eyes red, and said, "Your penis is playing by itself." Dongmen Sheng felt embarrassed, partly from shame and partly from impatience, and quickly worked it up. He saw some fluid flowing from the glans, making it look like a cotton ball. Sai Hong said, "Such a useless thing, why should I bear this title? I'll go sleep with A Xiu myself, you can go to sleep by yourself." Dongmen Sheng said, "Fine, I won't. You can sleep for a while, but I'm afraid you'll get hard again soon, and I'll enjoy myself with you." Sai Hong said, "If I sleep with you, it'll be like palace maids sleeping with their lovers, just biting and touching, making people restless, what's the fun?" Dongmen Sheng thought to himself, I can't really resist letting her sleep with me, but since Sai Hong said that, I pretended to let her get out of bed, and went to sleep on the inside of the bed myself. Meanwhile, Da Li and Jin Shi were making their juices flow on the stool, and after pumping more than a thousand times, they cried out, "My darling, is it good?" Jin Shi said, "I don't know, it's all nourished to my bone marrow." Da Li pulled out his penis and licked and bit it again. Looking closely, he saw a black mole inside her vagina. He laughed, "I've got it right." Jin asked, "How so?" Da Li said, "I've often heard fortune tellers say that a mole on the vulva means you're destined to be a lady. Since you're a lady, I'm sure I'll become an official." Jin said, "Don't talk nonsense, get up and sit properly. Make me happy!" Da Li then inserted his penis into her vulva again, exerting all his strength, thrusting in and out gently, pumping eight hundred times, then pushing it all the way in and pressing it against the clitoris for dozens of turns. Jin's whole body was numb, her mouth and tongue were ice-cold, and she was dazed and motionless. Dali exhaled a breath, and Jinshi finally opened her eyes. She hugged Dali and cried out, "My darling, you almost killed me!" She looked at Dali and said, "My charming and witty darling, this is my husband. Why didn't Heaven make me your wife?" Dali laughed and said, "If you're not my wife now, what am I?" Jinshi said, "You're my mother." Dali laughed and said, "Add a little character to the word 'mother'." Jinshi laughed and said, "Since I'm your concubine, you'll have to pay for your wedding tonight." Dali hugged her and cried out, "My darling, if there were such a beautiful and charming concubine in the world, I would pay a hundred taels of silver for a night." Jinshi laughed and said, "Give it to me! Give it to me!" After a while, Jinshi said, "Stop talking nonsense. I have a skill that I want to do with you. I'll pay you back after I do it." Dali said, "Tell me." Jinshi said, "Go to bed and sleep." The two of them, naked, embraced each other and went to bed. Dali lay down on his back. Jin straddled Dali, turned her head, and pinched his penis with both hands, sucking on it with her mouth. She then licked the head of his penis with her tongue, rubbing her vulva against Dali's mouth, wanting him to lick and scrape it. Jin said, "This is called 'the phoenix and the dragon in the trance,' even a tough man would be stunned. Do you know that?" Dali said, "The pleasure is unbearable." He replied, "I've heard of it but never done it, but now I really can't resist." Jin bit the head of his penis and wouldn't let go. Dali said, "My semen will come into your mouth, don't blame me." Dali couldn't help but ejaculate, and Jin swallowed it all. Dali said, "My darling, how can you make me so happy? Now turn around." Jin said, "I want to suck it until it's hard before I stop!" She sucked, teased, and rubbed it again, and his penis was still red, swollen, and erect. Jin turned her head and sat down directly on the bird, the motion was continuous and the body kept rocking, and her essence was completely released, about a cup and a half, and then she felt tired. He then embraced Jinshi on his stomach and cried, "My darling, your cunt is truly rare in this world. Even with my cock so hard, it still holds you so tightly inside. It's truly a sandy cunt. You can sleep on me for a while." Jinshi said, "I still want you to get hard." Dali laughed and said, "I'm begging for mercy now. I'm too tired to get hard. I'll make you shoot again tomorrow night, my darling." Jinshi said, "You've done all that business, and now you're in this mess!" Dali said, "Tonight I wasn't really satisfied. I'll definitely test my skills tomorrow. Only then will my darling know what's good for her." Jinshi said, "I wasn't satisfied either. I'll tell you and test my skills with my darling." Dali said, "If you don't come out, I'll die." Jinshi said, "If my darling doesn't believe me, I'll leave my pants as collateral. I'll just put on my skirt and go in." Dali said, "That's perfect." Just then, they heard a rooster crow and saw that the windows were already bright. Jin said, "I want to go in." She had just dressed, bound her feet, put on her shoes, and gotten out of bed. She grabbed Da Li's penis again, saying, "How can you have such a long, rough thing like a saw? Stuffing it into my vagina makes it feel like my whole vagina is stuffed full of tendons, with no air leaking out. It's wonderfully tight. People say there are five good things about a vagina, and five bad things. The good ones are tight, warm, fragrant, dry, and shallow; the bad ones are wide, cold, smelly, damp, and deep. My vagina is tight and warm, needless to say. As for fragrant, you'd have to ask me, my darling, to know. I know I can't distinguish between dry and shallow. As for smelly, I just don't believe it." Da Li said, "My darling's vagina is tight..." "Is that so?" Jin said, "It's not that I'm lenient, but how come your big bird shoots in so smoothly? Your bird is different from others. Birds have five good and five bad qualities. Your bird doesn't have the problems of being short, soft, weak, or sharp. It only has the wonderful qualities of being big, hard, firm, and long-lasting. It's truly rare. When Dongmen Sheng and I are fighting, he ejaculates very quickly, like a male pheasant splashing water. Once he ejaculates, he won't get hard again all night. How did he learn such wonderful qualities from you? You're truly a living treasure. Even though you're my wife, I've forgotten about you. I only regret that once you ejaculate, you won't get hard again. You must suck me until I'm satisfied before you leave." She then helped Dali's bird up and made him vomit once. Only then did she go out. Dali saw her to the door and kissed Jin five times, making Jin's tongue burn. He then pinched and played with her vulva, rubbing his fingers inside and digging several times with all his might. Jin also grabbed Dali's bird and wouldn't let go. She squatted down, bit the bird, and cried, "My darling, I'll only be happy when I bite it off!" Dali said, "Spare him. If you bite it off, come out early tonight and bite it again." Jin said, "I know, I know." The two went their separate ways. Jin went into the room, where Dongmen Sheng had just woken up. Jin hugged Dongmen Sheng and said, "My darling, my darling, I've been away from you all night, don't blame me." Dongmen Sheng asked, "Was my pussy happy last night?" Jin said, "None of your business." She then straddled Dongmen Sheng, opened her pussy, and took his glans in her mouth. After rubbing it several times, it became somewhat hard, and she was able to penetrate him. Dongmen Sheng said, "Tell me everything that happened last night. Didn't you enjoy it all night? Do you still want me to finish it off?" Jin then told him everything in detail: "When you see him, don't laugh at him. He's such a useless thing, always waiting for me to arrange for him to beg for mercy. But as for his penis, to be honest, it's truly wonderful. The moment it goes inside, it feels incredibly pleasurable." She then quickly embraced Dongmen Sheng, saying, "I want to sleep with him again tonight, my darling, will you allow it?" Dongmen Sheng laughed, "You're so irresistible, like a little kid eating candy. You want more after one piece. I'm just afraid my darling will get tired." As she spoke, Jin moved on top of him, and Dongmen Sheng couldn't resist ejaculating. Jin then got off him, wiped his penis dry with a handkerchief, and cleaned her vulva. Seeing the sun high in the sky, Dongmen Sheng said, "At this hour, Dali must still be asleep. Let me write a letter to mock him." Dongmen Sheng wanted to get up and write, but because of the earlier ordeal, he was dizzy and lightheaded. He had Sai Hong bring him the inkstone from the sandalwood box and A Xiu bring him the ink from the antique carved box. He ground the ink, took out a sheet of Zunsheng Pavilion paper, and leaned against the bedside, writing: "My brother has suffered three defeats at the hands of the Jin, proving that the Southern Song has no weak soldiers. Where is the former glory of the Chu and Cui? Bowing in surrender, crestfallen and dejected, the humiliation of Emperor Huizong and Emperor Qinzong is not excessive. How laughable! I will immediately recruit soldiers and horses, gather troops, and return to plan for restoration. Let not the Jurchen ruler gain power, thinking that our Southern Dynasty has no one to rely on." After finishing, he called his servant Yu Tao and instructed him, "You can send this letter to the study, to be received by Young Master Zhao." It turned out that Yu Tao was a student of Hu, a former classmate from Beijing.Having risen through the ranks of singers, Dongmen Sheng, seeing his good looks, recently took him as a concubine. Yu Tao, carrying the letter, unexpectedly came to the study, just as Da Li was combing her hair. She took the letter, read it, and laughed heartily, writing a reply: "Yesterday, I underestimated the enemy, resulting in the humiliation of Jieting. However, I feigned defeat to instill arrogance. Your esteemed instruction during the hottest days of summer is like a gift from a heroine, inspiring great vigor. Tonight, I will don my armor, leap onto my horse, and vow to fight to the death, plunging deep into their barren lands, directly attacking their lair and sweeping away their stench, only then will I be satisfied. This is my reply." Yu Tao took the reply and delivered it to Dongmen Sheng. Dongmen Sheng chuckled upon seeing the reply, read it aloud to Jin Shi, and asked, "Aren't you afraid?" Jin Shi replied, "No! No! I'll make him kneel and beg for mercy tonight. From what he said in his book, he just wants to tease me until my vagina is pierced. He's also eyeing my slut, how hateful! How hateful! If you don't let me go out tonight, I'll definitely go. You can write down that I'll definitely cut off the monk's head, skin the general, steal two eggs, put them in a hot pot, and smash them to pieces!" Dongmen Sheng said, "You're absolutely right. No need to write a letter, I'll tell him when I see him." The two of them had just asked Sai Hong to bring them clothes, dressed, and got out of bed. It was already past lunchtime. Little did they know that Da Li had once met a Taoist priest who knew about sexual techniques and had given him two packets of pills. One packet read: "Apply this medicine to the penis, and it will make it grow longer and harder, preventing premature ejaculation all night. If no antidote is used, it will prevent ejaculation for ten days." Another packet read: "When this medicine is inserted into a woman's vagina, it will make the vagina tight and dry, causing the labia to swell and heat, with an indescribable soreness and itching inside, resulting in continuous ejaculation. If it is used too often, the pleasure will cease, and the vagina will swell and ache for several days. If a man is about to ejaculate, he should hold a mouthful of cold water; if a woman's vagina is to be washed with licorice water, it will return to normal." It also wrote: "This medicine should only be used on prostitutes, not other women. This medicine can shorten lifespan, and excessive use will cause weakness." After reading them, Da Li laughed and said, "Tonight I'm sure I'll get to use it on him and see what he can do." He first took one pill and applied it to his penis, then took another and tied it to his handkerchief. He also wore an ivory horn pendant made by a famous Hui man from Yangzhou. How could he possibly enjoy such a beautiful night? Meanwhile, Dongmen Sheng had finished lunch and was about to take a nap when a servant from the academy came and called out, "The academy is going to Huai'an tomorrow and will pass through here. Go to Guazhou to pick him up." Dongmen Sheng quickly asked Yu Tao to fetch his clothes and went out to tell Jin Shi, "I won't be back tonight. When he comes, you can stay in the room and take advantage of the situation." Jin Shi said, "I would never do such a thing if you weren't home." Dongmen Sheng said, "As long as you don't forget me, that's enough. I'll go now and tell him you hate him, and ask him to come in early tonight. I'll..." "When he returns after dark, I'll check if he's good, then I'll see his skill." Jin smiled and nodded, seeing Dongmen Sheng out of the room. Jin returned to her room, overjoyed, saying, "What a stroke of luck! Tonight I finally got to enjoy myself." She quickly made up the bed, her desire rising. She closed the door, took off her trousers, and lay down on the drunken chair in front of the mirror, raising her legs and spreading her vulva, saying, "He's really handsome. Not only would my new love love him, but I love him too." She noticed the two labia minora on either side of her vulva subtly twitching. He laughed, "These two things are really not improving. They played all night last night and still weren't tired of it, and today they're being so lewd again." He then looked at her buttocks and said, "Many men like male homosexuals. Tonight he will definitely do this with me. But if he gets a little filthy and it comes out of my anus, it will be a disaster. I once heard the official say that it's better to put seaweed in." He then washed her vulva and anus with jasmine water, saying, "How does he know I'm like this, flattering him like this?" He then dried her. He added, "My new sweetheart, what's wrong with just a short rest? Why does it have to be until night? It's driving me crazy!" Meanwhile, Dongmen Sheng went to the study to talk to Dali before leaving the main hall, but Dali had already left. He also happened to pass by the academy and inquired whether to pick her up or not. He happened to run into the monk, gave him some silver, and told him not to leave. Dongmen Sheng walked down the street and happened to meet Dali. He said, "The academy is passing by my school. Those who are famous will definitely go to pick you up and won't be able to go home. Are you going?" Dali replied, "I told the monk I ran into him." Dongmen Sheng then said softly, "Since you're not going, I've already told him to prepare a bed for you. Just go in tonight. He'll really be annoyed with you." Dali said, "I know, I know." They parted ways with Dongmen Sheng. Dongmen Sheng was very happy and said, "Since he's not home, there's no need to go until night." He then walked step by step to Dongmen Sheng's house. The two maids had finished lunch and were dozing off. Quietly, they approached Jin's door. Hearing someone approach, Jin asked, "Who is it?" Dali replied, "It's me." Jin was overjoyed and quickly put on her skirt. She went to the door and asked with a smile, "How dare you come to this place!" Dali said, "I'm afraid someone might come. Open the door quickly!" Jin said, "Kneel outside before I open the door." Dali knelt on the ground. Jin opened the door and laughed. She quickly pulled Dali up, and the two went into the room together, closing the door behind them. Jin hugged Dali and exclaimed, "My darling, I was just thinking of you here, and here you are!" Dali replied, "Today is a blessing from heaven, let's have some fun!" They saw a painting of a beautiful woman by Qiu Shizhou hanging against the east wall of the room; she looked as if she were alive. Dali said, "This is perfect for your pleasure-seeking pictures." He placed a long table made of Laizhou watermill next to the painting, on which were placed many antiques and various erotic paintings. On the dressing table, there were ivory-inlaid beans... Bai Nan, with her makeup removed, had a bamboo swastika-patterned bed laid out on it, with a moon-white butterfly-patterned silk curtain hanging above it. On the bed was an extremely fine mat, a long rattan pillow, and two thin silk quilts. The air was filled with the sweet fragrance of incense. Beside the pillow was a small round box with a double-headed peony flower carved in gold lacquer from the Song Dynasty. Inside the box was a genuine Burmese bell from Myanmar. It turned out that Dongmen Sheng was not good at long-term sex. Often, after he had finished, he had to put this thing inside his vagina to satisfy his desire. Dali looked at her and said, "Last year when I went to Nanjing for the imperial examinations, I visited Ma Lanxiang's house in the courtyard. I saw that his bed was similar to yours. However, Ma Lanxiang is a very famous concubine, and she's nowhere near as good as you." He then hugged Jinshi and kissed her, saying, "Sweetheart, hurry up and take off all your clothes so I can put them in." Jinshi said, "Go and close the window. It's too bright. I'm so ashamed. How can I take my clothes off?" Dali said, "What's there to be ashamed of? It's just as good as it's bright!" He pushed up the lattice window covered with silver gauze and then helped Jinshi take off all her clothes. Dali touched his vulva and said, "It seems like I made it swollen last night. Let me see it." Dali was about to put medicine in, but he was just pretending. Jinshi didn't know what he meant. Jinshi replied, "You're so fat." She lay down and patted his vulva, saying, "Dali, if you want to see it, unless your penis is made of iron, you can't make my vulva swell." Dali put a pill on his finger, pretended to rub it, and gently put the pill into his vulva, laughing, "It's not swollen now, but it will definitely swell later." Jinshi laughed, "If you really have such ability, I'll kill you no matter what you do. I've seen you're a real man, and I won't beg for mercy." Dali said, "Now that I've said it, I'll remember it! I'll remember it!" Jinshi jumped up and said, "I'll be naked and waiting for you. You're just talking nonsense while wearing clothes." She also helped Dali take off his clothes, took off his pants, and saw that Dali's penis was as big as a club. She took it with both hands. He said, "My darling, you look like a baby that's been sucked by a mullet, how come you're even bigger than last night?" Dali asked, "Are you scared?" Jinshi said, "There's only such a thing as a bird that's too small, not a cunt that won't let the bird in. I just want it to be satisfying, why would I be afraid of it? People say it well, if you open a mutton restaurant, with your big belly, you'll be a star." Then she took a bite and said, "My darling, this bird, it's all because of the head that it's so interesting. The head is peeled, it's so taut and throbbing, it makes my cunt feel so good." At this moment, Jinshi The drug took effect, and she felt a warm, burning sensation inside her vagina, an unbearable tingling and itching. She got up and sat on the drunkard's chair, patting herself and turning to Dali, saying, "Why is my vagina so hot, so sore, and itchy?" Dali said, "It's just so arousing, what else is there to say!" Jin said, "I'm always aroused, but not like this. Today is different from the previous two times." Dali said, "A woman's vaginal fluid is about to come, that's when it's like this." Jin said, "Sweetheart! Quickly bring my bird in." Dali deliberately didn't put it in, only rubbing the edge of her vagina. Jin said, "Now this is too much for me." Watching her twist her body, writhe her waist, shake her arms and legs, feeling extremely itchy and uncomfortable, was truly amusing. Dali laughed, "Now I'm getting started." He inserted his bird into her vagina and thrust in and out seven or eight hundred times in one go. Jin closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep, only to see her vaginal fluid gushing out. It turns out that a woman's vaginal fluid is different from a man's; its color is a pale red, not very thick. At first, it comes out like a sneeze, then like clear snot, and finally like a gushing spring. Dali squatted down and scooped it up with his mouth; it tasted extremely sweet and fragrant, about half again as much as a man's semen. Dali laughed, "This is truly a wondrous sight! I only know today what a woman's vaginal fluid is like." He licked it all with his tongue. Jinshi opened her eyes, waking up and saying, "I feel strange today. The itching inside my vagina is unbearable, unlike usual. It feels like a thousand sharp-mouthed insects are biting inside, the itching seeps into my bones. It's hot and sore. The more you pull, the more unbearable it becomes. It only got a little better after a while." She looked down at the ground and said, "A lot has flowed out. Why is the ground...""It's gone!" Da Li said, "I've been eating it all up, and you didn't even know? Your soul has truly scattered, how could you possibly know?" Just then, Jin Shi said, "Oh no! It's happening again! It's itchy again, just like before. Quickly, get the bird." Da Li hurriedly shot the bird into her vagina, thrusting it in over a thousand times, saying, "Today I'm going to make you feel really good." Jin Shi made incoherent, squeaking noises, calling out, "My darling, thrust faster, don't stop! Today I'm going to have a really good time, I can't take it anymore." Then her eyes and mouth opened, and she became dizzy. Her vaginal fluids were released in large quantities, and Da Li again ate it all up, more than the first time. Jin Shi woke up and said, "That's really funny! If you're talking about the pleasure I felt in my vagina today, if I really wanted to be an immortal, even if a knife was on my head, it would still be pleasure." Knowing that he would return my cunt, I only see this, how could I possibly get him here? After all this time, I've broken out in a cold sweat, my mouth, tongue, hands, and feet are all ice-cold. He saw the mess on the ground, he'll surely cherish me. You've only come here to wait for me to eat you back." Da Li laughed, "Today I only want my heart to be happy, that's why I'm flattering you so much. You're complaining about me. Look at this iron rod-like bird of mine, if I don't put it in your cunt, where else am I supposed to put it? Today I'll definitely use it to make you not have to wait for me to ejaculate, I guarantee you won't be able to ejaculate to death." Jin Shi said, "You're saying I've raised it again." Quickly, he inserted the bird back in, pounded it seven or eight hundred times, ground it a hundred times, and pried it a hundred times. Jin Shi said, "Now you're not allowed to eat it anymore, I'll properly put a teacup in your cup and let me see." Da Li said, "I understand." "He then vigorously scraped and pounded along the bony prominence, then rubbed and massaged near the anus, before thrusting repeatedly. Finally, he inserted his penis to the very end of her vagina, pumping it in and out over two hundred times. Jin cried out, 'My darling! I'm going to die! I just can't take it anymore. How could I have been so happy?' Seeing that Jin was about to faint again, Dali pulled out his penis, put a horn-shaped tube in it, and inserted it. He pumped vigorously for over five hundred more times until Jin fainted. Dali quickly placed a teacup near her vagina. He saw that with this, her vagina opened wide, her labia panting, like a horse's nose being cut open, and her vaginal fluid gushed out, filling half a teacup. Dali noticed that this time, the fluid seemed to be more abundant than before. He placed it by the bedside, and Jin opened her eyes, waking up to see it. She said, 'This is truly interesting.'" "So she told Dali to eat it. Dali took it, and it was even more fragrant, so he drank it all in one go. When Jin saw that Dali had eaten her yin essence, she said, 'My darling, you are truly an interesting person. My yin essence has come out three times already, and your bird seems to be weak. I will go to the stove to cook some food for us to eat.' Jin then got up, put on her clothes, and went to the stove. When Dali saw Jin leave, he thought to himself, 'How can there be such an understanding woman? And how fortunate am I to have such a delightful life?' So he began to fondle his bird."

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