【Hami Anecdotes】(1-5)

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Chapter One: King Hami of the Land of Human Skin Ascends to the Palace; The Blue-Clad Woman's Private Life is Exposed
. The Land of Human Skin is located more than 9,700 li east of the Bohai Sea. King Hami has a green face and red lips, a yellow beard covering
his head, a large mouth and short neck, a thin beard connecting to his kneecaps, a short stature and a loud voice. He wears a golden turban, a crimson robe, a black jade belt, and fish-skin
boots. That morning, he ascended the palace, and all the officials paid their respects. King Hami carefully examined the civil and military officials on both sides, noting that the civil officials were on the east and the military officials on the west, both
sides perfectly aligned.
King Hami said, "My Western Palace lacks a concubine. If any of my capable ministers are willing to help me find a
suitable woman, one of virtuous character and striking appearance, I will reward handsomely. I will not break my promise."
After the king finished speaking, a minister emerged from the left ranks, wearing a gauze hat with a round collar and an elegant robe. He
knelt before the rank platform, saying, "Your Majesty, I wish to help you choose a noblewoman for the Western Palace. I guarantee that Your Majesty will be pleased upon
seeing her and bring her into the palace."
King Hami looked down and saw that it was none other than Mu Jianjing, the Northern Prefect. This man had an unusual appearance, a ghostly face
and a rat-like face, and a ruthless heart. No one in the court, whether civil or military, was on good terms with him.
Enough of this preamble, let us begin with King Hami's words: "Since you, my dear minister, are so loyal,
assist me in choosing a consort. Once accomplished, I will reward you handsomely."
Mu Jianjing replied, "To be a loyal subject and a filial son is my duty. Why should Your Majesty speak of a heavy reward?"
Having said this, the court adjourned, the king returned to his palace, and the civil and military officials went home.
But let us now speak of Mu Jianjing's origins. He was born to a prostitute. Mu Guangxian frequented brothels and often became close to this prostitute. She
took the boy into her family, adopted him as her son, and raised him with great kindness, naming him Mu Jianjing. When Mu Guangxian died in his old age, he left behind
a fortune of millions, all of which was received by Mu Jianjing. This scoundrel was extremely wicked and cunning, possessing vast wealth. He even purchased
a position as a judge in the Northern Court, truly a man of great wealth and power, bullying honest and kind people.
Enough of this digression, let us now speak of Mu Jianjing's five daughters.
The eldest daughter was mentally challenged and incapable of understanding human relationships; her vagina was as impermeable as stone. She was married three times, but each marriage
ended in divorce, leaving her to live out her old age at home. The second daughter was clever and intelligent. She married a husband, but because his penis was too large and
he was too sexually active, he contracted an illness and died. The third daughter was graceful and beautiful, like a fairy in the moon, charming and beautiful, no less than Wang Zhaojun .
She was reborn at the age of eighteen and had a peculiar habit: as she grew older, she became lustful. She loved wearing blue clothes and had a
servant boy in her household, nineteen years old, who was handsome and charming. The girl in blue was attracted to his youth and cleverness and began
to have an affair with him, often spending the night in the girl in blue's room.
That day, Madam Ding rose early and went to her daughter's room. Walking to the bedside, she saw her third daughter and the servant boy,
Zhi'er, sleeping soundly in each other's arms. The Madam secretly left the room, thinking to herself, "Young children, always
causing trouble, not mature at all. Luckily I saw them; what would it be like if someone else saw them!"
Thinking this, she spoke from outside the window, "The sun is high in the sky, isn't my daughter up yet?"
Zhi'er, hearing the old lady's voice in her sleep, was terrified. She scrambled up, dressed, slipped on her young
mistress's red silk trousers, and ran out the door. She ran to the front hall, but just as she was about to run again,
Mu Jianjing returned from court and bumped into her. Seeing Zhi'er's changed expression and the red silk trousers she was wearing, he knew something was wrong and
ordered his servants to leave.
Mu Jianjing, that son of a bitch, was ambitious and shrewd. Knowing that Zhi'er and her daughter had been caught in an affair and had
fled in terror, he laughed and said, "Zhi'er, you silly dog! What's
wrong with you? Don't be so scared! Come with me."
Seeing that he wasn't angry, Zhi'er dared not disobey and followed Mu Jianjing to the small study in the back.
Mu Jianjing called for a maid to bring Madam Ding. Mu Jianjing said, "Madam, look at Zhi'er's condition. He must have been
doing something shameful with that lowly maid, and ran into the front hall in terror. Luckily, I caught him. If he had
run out the gate wearing red trousers, what would he look like? Wouldn't that be embarrassing? Madam, you tell me."
Madam said, "It's not one person's fault, it's not another. It must be that good-for-nothing maid
seducing the child. How could he dare to go into the embroidery room to do such a thing? " "In my opinion, this is all the fault of that maid who did such a shameless
thing. Zhi'er, tell me, did your mistress seduce you, or did you dare to deceive her?"
Zhi'er trembled and said, "How dare I enter the mistress's embroidery room? Every night, the mistress pulls me into her embroidery
room and does that kind of thing with me. When I don't comply, she beats and scolds me endlessly!"
Mu Jianjing said, "Call that good-for-nothing maid here."
Madam Ding said, "What good will it do to call her here? That servant girl just pulls up her pants and..." "If we force
him to come and question us, we'll be in for a big argument! It's better not to bother him at all."
Mu Jianjing said, "Zhi'er is wearing his pants now, what can he say? This is a valid point,
what else does he dare to argue about?"
Madam Ding had no choice but to go to her daughter's room and call her, "What have you done that your
father sent me to fetch you?"
The young lady said, "What does my father want to say to me?"
Madam Ding said, "You'll know when you see your father."
Mother and daughter... The two arrived, and the young lady said, "Father, what do you want to say to me?"
Mu Jianjing said, "You've come! Good, good, good girl! How dare you disregard your chastity and act recklessly, bringing
shame and disgrace to my family! How dare you face me now? Look at yourself! Whose pants is Zhi'er wearing?
Whose pants are you wearing?"
The woman in green suddenly realized that Zhi'er was mistakenly wearing her own pants.
She was now in a difficult position, unable to argue back, and her heart trembled with fear.
Indeed: A mouth as hard as a spirit stone, a heart as sharp as a steel knife. One must act righteously, unafraid of facing the truth.
Meanwhile, the woman in green hesitated, unable to speak her mind. After thinking for a while, she muttered to herself, "Even if there are genuine stolen
goods, they won't admit to keeping a lover. This shameful matter is all in my heart,
but I haven't spoken it aloud." She lowered her head, a plan forming in her mind. She knew this was the only way. She cursed, "Zhi'er, you dog! How dare you!
You put on the girl's pants and still claim to have had something going on with me? Isn't that degrading?" Then
, feigning anger, she added, "Stealing other things from me is one thing, but stealing my lower garments is intolerable
. I must beat you!"
With that, she took a leather whip from the wall, grabbed Zhi'er, and gave him a good beating.
To be continued...
Chapter Two: The Northern Judicial Office Presents a Daughter to the Emperor; The Green-Clad Consort Receives Favor
and Takes Charge of the Palace. Meanwhile, the green-clad woman grabbed Zhi'er and gave her a good beating. Zhi'er dared not utter a sound. Mu Jianjing secretly chuckled, "This girl
is so fickle, why provoke her?"
The lady had no choice but to step forward and stop her, pulling Zhi'er aside and giving her another pair of trousers to change out of the young lady's.
Zhi'er, having the opportunity, escaped from the mansion, which need not be described further.
Yan Mu, seeing Jing's anger, thought, "Such a good-for-nothing girl, she's ruined herself and won't even admit her mistakes.
If this goes on, the family's reputation will decline. What will become of us? Well, I've got it! Now that His Majesty the King wants to choose a Consort for the Western Palace,
and I've already agreed to it in court, I'll have my wife dress her up and send her to court to meet His Majesty.
If the King is pleased, she might be taken into the palace and become his favorite. Firstly, she'll become a noblewoman, and secondly, my future in the Northern Law Enforcement Bureau
will be secure."
Having thought this through, he turned his anger into joy and said, "My son, don't be so upset. Zhi'er is an ignorant servant;
he made a mistake occasionally. I've already punished him, and he ran away. There's no need to be angry ." " Yes. There is another joyous occasion today, which
is also due to your good fortune. His Majesty is short of a concubine, and I, as his father, have been searching far and wide for one. I think my son is beautiful
and graceful, with an unparalleled face. When dressed up, he would be truly a sight to behold
. Why not dress him up immediately and send him to court to meet the emperor? If His Majesty sees your beauty, he will surely be delighted and take you as a concubine, allowing you to enjoy wealth and honor forever
. Then, all the effort we put into raising you will not have been in vain, as we will share in your glory. My son, what do you think of this?"
The young lady said, "I will follow your decision
without hesitation." Mu Jianjing was overjoyed upon hearing this.
Not long after, Madam Ding also entered the room, disregarding her surroundings, and loudly exclaimed, "Are you still arguing about this
shameful matter!"
Mu Jianjing said, "We were just discussing sending our daughter in."
Upon hearing this, Madam Ding was delighted.
Mu Jianjing recounted the matter to his wife in detail, and she asked, "What do you think, daughter?"
Mu Jianjing replied, "My daughter just agreed; it's all thanks to his good fortune. We, the old couple, also share in the glory
. Raising a daughter has been a meritorious act."
Hearing this, the couple was overjoyed. A few days later, on an auspicious day, they rode in a magnificent phoenix carriage
to the capital.
On that day, King Hami ascended the throne, and Mu Jianjing went to pay his respects, presenting his report
to the king. Mu Jianjing said, "Your Majesty, I have a daughter, eighteen years old, with a beauty that could
rival the most beautiful women in the world. I beg Your Majesty to take a look."
King Hami, upon hearing this, immediately issued a decree summoning the woman in blue to the palace. The woman in blue greeted the king with great respect.
The king descended from the throne and examined the woman closely. What did he find?
Here is a poem, dear reader, let me recite it:
"Slowly, words cannot describe her beauty, for even the most beautiful woman cannot capture her allure.
Her eyebrows are like spring mountains, her eyes like autumn waves, frozen and icy.
Her silver face is infinitely charming, her dark cheeks like piled-up pearls. She
wears a phoenix-embroidered robe and a Xiang skirt, her lotus feet small, her lips like jade fragments.
" King Hami, upon seeing this, clapped his hands and laughed heartily, saying, "What a celestial beauty! She shall be granted a palace, and made a
Noble Lady of the Western Palace. Your father, Mu Qin, shall be appointed Grand Historian of the Kingdom." The father and daughter, upon hearing this, kowtowed in gratitude. They instructed the eunuchs
to convey the imperial decree to the palace maids to escort the noble lady into the palace. The palace was decorated with lanterns and felt, and music filled the air.
Upon entering the palace after the wedding ceremony, all the concubines and maids of the palace came to offer their congratulations, but that is another story.
The next day, the civil and military officials went to court to offer their congratulations. King Hami was overjoyed to receive a hundred gifts from each official. He said,
"I am deeply grateful for the generous gifts from my beloved ministers. What virtue do I possess to deserve such kindness? I have prepared a celebratory banquet for you all. Please do not thank me;
let us, ruler and subjects, enjoy ourselves for several days."
The civil and military officials replied in unison, "Your Majesty's arrival is a blessing from heaven, a sign of your great fortune.
The addition of a supportive wife to the palace brings prosperity to the nation, and the people receive abundant grace. This is a boundless auspiciousness, and we are truly delighted."
After the king and his ministers finished speaking, a colorful dragon canopy was erected in the courtyard of the six-bay court hall, the five-hall main hall, and the nine-bay official hall on either side, and a grand celebratory
banquet was held. A poem later praised this event.
The poem reads:
"To see true wealth and honor, return to the imperial family.
Deer and elk in the mountains, fish and shrimp in the sea.
Geese fly high in the clouds, lambs are plentiful on land.
A hundred flowers, plum blossoms, osmanthus wine, and exquisite delicacies abound."
A medley of fragrant and flavorful soups, fresh fruits and crispy delicacies. Delicious
and harmonious dishes, a feast to rival any other.
A grand banquet, abundant and sumptuous, was held in the Silver Peace Palace, where civil and military officials celebrated for three days – but that's another story.
Now, let's turn to the evening when King Hami, in high spirits, entered the West Palace. The Lady in Green greeted him, helping him
to the bed, removing his golden crown and court robes. She removed her phoenix crown and phoenix robe, revealing a blue brocade dress underneath.
Under the lamplight, King Hami carefully examined the Lady in Green. Her peach-blossom cheeks and silver face, illuminated by the lamplight, appeared even more radiant,
captivating the king's heart. He felt as if he were floating on clouds, his emotions intoxicated, as if he were on a ten-thousand-story tower. Unable to restrain himself
, he embraced the Lady in Green, pressed his lips to her cheek, and kissed her.
Consort Mu said, "Your Highness, you are too impatient. The lamplight is as bright as day, and it's embarrassing to act like this. Besides,
the drums are still beating, and the maids and servants in the courtyard are not yet asleep. If someone sees us, it will be a great loss of decorum."
The King said, "Go and close the palace gates. Who would dare to disturb Your Majesty?"
Consort Mu had no choice but to get up, close and bolt the palace gates, and return to the dragon bed. The King embraced her, not wanting to share a bed with
her, and pushed Consort Mu's body back, untying the silk at her waist
. He also pulled down her trousers, and in the lamplight, her beauty was captivating. The King's penis became erect, huge and thick.
He grasped it with both hands and tried to push it into her vagina. However, his penis was too large for her vagina, and he could not enter quickly, so he had to push it in slowly.
Consort Mu felt unbearable pain and cried out, "Your Majesty, your penis is too large for your vagina. You cannot be too forceful. This concubine is in unbearable pain.
Please be gentle."
Upon hearing this, King Hami swallowed Consort Mu's tongue and held her tightly. After a short pause, Hami's penis swelled,
becoming unbearably hard and hot, his vagina completely blocked, leaving no room for anything else.
Even so, vaginal fluid gradually flowed out, trickling down the king's penis. King Hami, burning with
desire and unable to bear it any longer, thrust forcefully again, penetrating another inch.
When Consort Mu touched the penis with her hand, she found it was still more than three inches outside, and exclaimed in surprise, "How can it be so thick and large?"
To go further in, there was no room for even a needle to prick her, so she said, "My lord, I cannot bear to stay any longer."
King Hami said, "The things of the king are never useless. Now that this thing has been created and obtained by me, I may use it
without hesitation."
He then saw her off from all sides. Consort Mu frowned, gritted her teeth, and dared not refuse forcefully. King Hami knew she was uncomfortable,
so he withdrew his penis, rested for a while, and then blew out the lamp.
The king said, "Take off your clothes."
Consort Mu, hearing this, had no choice but to take off her clothes, and naked, she crawled into the red silk quilt.
King Hami, who was large and fat, also took off his clothes and shared the quilt with Consort Mu. At this moment, the king's penis was as hard as a ram's horn,
sharp as a whirlwind. He laid the wooden concubine on her back and pressed himself against her. The king's heavy body pressed down on the wooden concubine, making her gasp
for breath. He held her two small golden lotuses in his hands, and his erect penis, thrusting high into her vagina, penetrated her with excessive force, penetrating more than
halfway. The wooden concubine dared not cry out in pain, but could only endure it.
The king's penis was as hard as iron, and he thrust in and out more than a hundred times. The wooden concubine's vagina felt like it was being stabbed with a knife, and she suffered unspeakable pain.
She let him thrust in and out, and her juices flowed freely, soaking the bedding. The king's lust was not satisfied. He aimed his penis at her clitoris and thrust several times.
The wooden concubine suddenly fainted, her limbs went weak, and she unconsciously fell into a coma. Her body could not move, and she stopped breathing.
Seeing the dire situation, King Hami assumed Consort Mu was dead. He held her tightly, motionless, and began to breathe into her mouth for
a while. Only then did Consort Mu slightly awaken, panting and moving her body slightly. She opened her eyes and cried out,
"Your Majesty has killed me! Your Majesty, please stop!"
King Hami's desire was not yet satisfied, and his lust could not be quelled. What could he do? Helpless, he could only get up,
put on his dragon robe, get out of bed, open the palace gate, and head to the palace of Consort Zhong in the East Palace.
At this moment, just as the fifth watch was breaking, the palace gates were opened. Consort Zhong said, "Your Majesty, you were feasting your wedding in the West Palace,
why have you come to the East Palace?"
King Hami replied, "My dear consort, you don't know, that Consort Mu's vagina is too narrow to accommodate my manhood. I've been at it all night,
but it wasn't enough to satisfy me, so I came to your palace."
Consort Zhong, over forty years old, was old and lustful. She quickly closed the palace gates, touched the king's manhood, and found it indeed hard, hot, and enormous
. His lust hadn't subsided. Consort Zhong pinched it, overjoyed, and first began to suck on the glans.
King Hami felt pleasure, his soul swelled, and his semen gushed out. Consort Zhong caught it in her mouth and swallowed it.
King Hami said, "What a delightful man!" His manhood still hadn't subsided; it was still huge, hard, and hot.
Consort Zhong lay supine on the dragon bed, raising her legs high. King Hami's member slid into her vaginal opening, finding it wide and expansive
. He exerted all his strength, thrusting repeatedly, fueled by alcohol and arousal, as if he had taken an aphrodisiac. He thrust
four or five hundred times, driving Consort Zhong to the brink of ecstasy, her vaginal fluids flowing freely, her body drenched in sweat. King
Hami, too, felt an intense, throbbing itch; his penis throbbed, its fluids flowing inside her vagina like oil poured onto a candle
. The two were overjoyed, their bodies exhausted, and they embraced, falling asleep cheek to cheek.
To be continued.
Chapter Three: The Green-Clad Consort Endures Pain to Gain Favor? King Hami, blinded by lust
, and his beloved consort, wielding two old weapons, pleasuring them with great pleasure. Their yang and yin essences flowed freely, leaving them numb and
powerless. They fell asleep in each other's arms, sleeping until the rooster crowed three times and dawn broke. Only then did they awaken, dress, and rise. Palace
maids brought them water to wash their faces. After they had finished washing and grooming, the king and consort laughed, "If it weren't for my beloved consort's intervention last night, my desire
would never have subsided!"
The consort also laughed, "Your Majesty's kindness is too much; I could not bear it." " Push in forcefully! Is it possible that Consort Mu
's vagina is too narrow to accommodate a thousand years' worth of desire, while my vagina is wide enough to accommodate a thousand years' worth of desire? If my vagina is as narrow as Consort Mu's, then
a thousand years' worth of desire will never be satisfied!"
After the king and his wife finished speaking, they laughed for a while. The king left the East Palace and went to the West Palace. He pushed open the palace gate, walked to
the dragon bed, lifted the red embroidered fragrant curtain, and looked at Consort Mu. He saw that Consort Mu had a delicate and beautiful face, and was
still asleep. The king lifted the brocade quilt and saw that her body was like beautiful jade, white as cotton, with small, pointed, and round breasts.
Looking down at her waist, he saw that her breasts were high and plump, like steamed buns, with a red slit in the middle
. This was the wonderful spring bay. He saw everything. Hami, now greatly aroused, felt his penis rise again
, sharp and hard, thicker than before. He turned and closed the door, pulled down his trousers, and, with his erect penis still standing, pulled
Mu Fei to the edge of the bed.
Mu Fei woke up and, seeing it was the Emperor, said, "Your Majesty, isn't it
shameful to have your eyes opened in broad daylight?"
The Emperor replied, "The bright sunlight is much clearer than under lamplight, though it's bright, there are still shadows."
As he spoke, he embraced her, placing her two white legs on his shoulders, and carefully looked at her again, her buttocks and
hips, high and low, all within his sight. Having seen enough, his penis, sharp and hard, thick and hot, was now fully inside. Seeing the
fluid flowing from her vulva, he wiped the fluid on the tip of his penis with his hand. The jade stem was slippery, and with a forceful thrust, he entered her
most of the way.
Consort Mu cried out in pain, but the king's lust burned like a raging fire. He paid no heed, thrusting forcefully, penetrating her completely, his
glans reaching her very core, a tantalizing, itch-like sensation. The king, lost in ecstasy, refused to stop, thrusting in and out, sometimes shallow, sometimes deep,
using eighty-one thrusts in and out, causing Consort Mu to nearly die several times, only to be brought back to life again. Her vaginal fluids flowed freely, her limbs limp.
After several thousand thrusts, King Hami ejaculated, and Consort Mu fainted. King Hami breathed several mouthfuls
of yang energy into her dantian, and Consort Mu immediately awoke, her beautiful eyes wide open, exclaiming, "Your Majesty has fucked me to death!"
The king said, "I cherish beauty and am reluctant to have a sudden, violent fuck. But seeing your exceptional charm and captivating beauty,
my desire was so intense that even a hundred soldiers could not resist. A sudden attack is only natural; there is no greater pleasure in the world
than this."
Having said this, he quickly straightened his clothes, rose, and summoned palace maids to bring him cleansing water and a wash.
Soon after, a banquet was prepared in the palace, and Consort Zhong was invited to drink in the West Palace. Eight musicians were then ordered to
play music, sing, and dance in the West Palace.
As the poem says:
"Sounds delight the ears, colors dazzle the eyes.
Maids are at your command, light furs suit the body.
Such is the joy and wealth of this king of a wild kingdom.
Even the greatest pleasures of the world must be respected."
The charm is wrapped in medicine pills; one can know the taste by savoring it.
Meanwhile, King Hami was feasting in the West Palace, with Consort Zhong on his left and Consort Mu on his right. The music of the sheng (a type of reed pipe instrument)
played in succession, a delight to the ears. At that moment, nothing could compare to the great joy of being a celestial being. He drank until the wine was gone, indulging in revelry day and night.
But the story cannot be repeated. For three months, King Hami neglected state affairs, indulging in debauchery day and night. The civil and military officials were disheartened and
coldly discussed, "Such neglect of state affairs cannot last. The signs of the kingdom's demise begin from this day forward." This was the subject of their discussion, but
need not be repeated.
Now, King Diao Sanbao of the Diao Rat Kingdom, bordering the Human Skin Kingdom, heard that King Hami was indulging in debauchery and wine, neglecting state affairs, with
officials listless and the people divided. That day, Diao Sanbao ascended the throne and gathered his civil and military officials.
Diao Sanbao said, "King Hami has not attended court for months, indulging in wine and women. Officials are resentful, and the people are divided. Taking advantage of
this opportunity, he intends to lead 30,000 troops to attack him. What do you all think?"
The officials replied, "To use the righteous to attack the wicked is as easy as taking something out of a bag. Moreover, His Majesty governs the country with benevolence and righteousness, treating his ministers like his own arms and
his people like his own children. Who wouldn't do their utmost to help him succeed?"
Before the officials finished speaking, Diao Sanbao said, "Since you all think so, which wise minister will join me in selecting troops and generals
to attack him?"
A general named Yeerdan stepped forward from the left rank, knelt before the palace, and said, "Your Majesty
, I am willing to join you in selecting troops and generals to attack him."
Diao Sanbao was overjoyed. Upon seeing that it was General Yeerdan, the king said, "Since the general has worked so diligently with me,
a great reward will be given upon our success. Now, there is no time to lose; quickly go and select your troops."
Yeerdan kowtowed and took his leave of the king. The officials then dispersed,
and the king returned to his palace. Yeerdan rested for the night at his residence. The next morning, he issued an order: all the officers and soldiers in the camp
were to wait at the training ground. Yeerdan, fully armed, went out, mounted his horse, and arrived at the training ground. He ascended the drill hall, where the roster was
presented. He selected the officers and soldiers, totaling 30,000 cavalry and infantry, within three days. Yeerdan went to
court, met the king, and together they went out of the city to observe the troops.
A poem was written:
Banners obscure the red sun, spears and swords gleam like silver.
Men are like tigers descending the mountain, horses like dragons emerging from the water.
Five camps and four sentries, totaling 30,000 soldiers.
Their shouts and cheers are like a swarm of bees.
After reviewing the documents, the king issued the military orders. King
Diao Sanbao, seeing that his 30,000 troops were ready, appointed Ye Erdan as Grand Marshal and his
younger brother Ye Ergun as Vanguard. That very day, cannons were fired, the army was mobilized, and a large camp was set up. The army marched in a grand procession, banners fluttering,
and in less than three days, they reached the border of the Human Skin Kingdom. After four or five days of marching, they were fifty li from the city when they set up camp, rested for
three days, and generously rewarded their troops. The soldiers and generals were all grateful, but this will not be elaborated upon here.
Meanwhile, King Hami was in the palace drinking and merrymaking with his two consorts, Zhong and Mu, indulging in all sorts of frivolous activities
when a palace maid suddenly reported: "Your Majesty, something terrible has happened! The palace official just reported that Diao Sanbao of the Diaoshu Kingdom, leading
30,000 soldiers and ten generals, with Marshal Yeerdan and Vanguard Yeergun, has set up camp fifty li from the city and will soon
choose an auspicious day to attack our city."
King Hami was greatly alarmed upon hearing this and said, "I..." King Hami had a very close relationship with Prince Diao Sanbao of the Diao Rat Kingdom. This kingdom had paid
him 100,000 taels of silver annually, but this year they failed to pay, which was already an insult. How dare they lead 30,000 troops
to attack me? If I allow them to cause trouble, wouldn't they laugh at me? Tomorrow I will definitely lead my troops out of the city and slaughter them all
.
The next day, Hami conveyed his decree to all the civil and military officials in the city. The generals were divided and not united; only two captains
and 500 cavalry and infantry remained. King Hami, fully armored, mounted his horse, and led his troops out of the city. After traveling more than 30 li,
Diao Sanbao's scouts had already discovered their location.
Diao Sanbao, upon hearing this, was overjoyed, saying, "King Hami has come to his death!" He immediately donned his armor, mounted his horse, 　　and, with his 30,000 troops, led
by Marshal Ye Erdan and Vanguard Ye Ergun, swaggering in full armor and spears , rode down to meet him.
After traveling ten li, the two armies met and each arrayed their troops.
King Hami, leading the charge, rose from his camp and called out, "Prince of the Diaoshu Kingdom, listen carefully! I have long been your
friend, yet today you have raised an army to conquer my country. What is the meaning of this?"
Diao Sanbao, holding his spear, replied, "Brother, it is not that I dare to attack you today, but because you indulge in wine and women
, neglecting state affairs and the welfare of the people, causing the civil and military officials to be divided, and the people to mourn the tyranny of their ruler. I urge you, Brother, from now on, to remove
this Western Palace Consort Mu..." He banished him from the palace, ordering him to return home. With the demoness no longer serving as the queen, the king would naturally continue
to diligently attend to state affairs, uphold the law, and bestow favors upon the people, his influence gradually waning. The king was advised to make his decision.
Upon hearing this, King Hami was furious. He said, "Fine, you traitor! What clever words have you uttered? Immediately imprison yourself!
I will capture you, you lawless villain!"
With that, he spurred his horse and charged straight at Diao Sanbao. Their swords clashed, and the two fought for over three hundred rounds, neither gaining the upper hand.
Diao Sanbao ordered his army to shout and wave flags. Marshal Ye Erdan and Vanguard Ye Ergun led thirty thousand soldiers
to surround Hami. Five hundred soldiers were slaughtered, King Hami was captured, and the army rushed to seize the city. The palace
was searched, and the two queens, Zhong and Mu, were found. The rest were all killed. The civil and military officials of the city fled to other countries.
Diao Sanbao, wielding a steel knife, examined the two consorts, Zhong and Mu, closely. He saw their beautiful faces, delicate and ethereal. Diao
Sanbao couldn't bear to kill them, so he spared their lives and brought Hami, bound, to the palace.
Diao Sanbao said, "I cannot bear to kill you; I will send you to the Kingdom of Xianle as a soldier." Having given these instructions, King Hami
was escorted away by two soldiers.
Diao Sanbao then issued an edict to pacify the people, bestowing official titles and rewards upon civil and military officials, and rewarding the 30,000 soldiers with wine, meat, and silver.
He ordered Marshal Yeerdan and Vanguard Yeergun to go to the Kingdom of Diaoshu to retrieve their families. Within a month, they had all been brought to
the kingdom. Diao Sanbao was overjoyed, seized the palace, and kept the two consorts, Zhong and Mu, there to serve him. Diao Sanbao spent every night in the palace,
indulging in pleasure with the two consorts, for nearly a year.
That day, Consort Zhong and Consort Mu discussed the matter. Consort Zhong said, "My dear sister, we have endured this humiliation for almost a year. We still don't know
what happened to His Highness after he went to serve in the army. If he obtains the true teachings, we will decide what to do next."
Leaving aside the concubines' private discussions, it is said that after the fall of his kingdom, King Hami was exiled to a place more than a thousand miles away. During the journey
, he seized an opportunity to kill two soldiers, changed their clothes, disguised himself as a commoner, and returned to his country. He hid in the home of a trusted minister from that time
, without revealing his identity.
Sitting alone that day, thinking of the destruction of his country and the loss of his home, his anger was beyond words. That night, he changed his clothes,
put on fast shoes, tucked a short knife under his arm, and disguised himself as a thief. He went out and walked to
the wall of his back garden. He knew the way well, climbed over the wall from the back garden, and sneaked around the base of the wall to quietly approach
the palace wall. It was around the second watch of the night when he climbed over the wall again and walked secretly in the courtyard. It happened to be a bright moonlit night when he
heard laughter coming from inside the house. He listened carefully and realized it was Consort Zhong and Consort Mu. He was even more furious and his whole body trembled.
What was happening to King Hami in the Eastern Palace? To be continued.
Chapter 4: Hami sneaks back to his homeland and enters the palace at night to kill the treacherous king
. It is said that King Hami went to the Eastern Palace at night and eavesdropped under the window. He heard Diao Sanbao embracing Consort Zhong and enjoying himself. Consort Mu
was also in the palace. The three of them were chatting and taking turns playing cards.
Upon hearing this, King Hami was enraged. He kicked open the palace gates, brandished his steel sword, and roared
, "Diao Sanbao, you traitor, take this!"
Diao Sanbao, naked at the time, heard someone calling his name; the voice sounded like King Hami.
Startled, Diao Sanbao exclaimed, "You've arrived!"
He jumped off the bed, unarmed, and ran out of the palace gates. He had only taken a few steps when King Hami caught up, struck him
down with a single blow, and then chopped him into pieces with several more. Seeing that his anger had not yet subsided, King Hami used his sword to
pull out Diao Sanbao's heart and liver, chewed them, and ate them. How ruthless!
As the poem says:
Enemies meeting enemies will surely turn their eyes red.
Encountering lust will surely lead to murder; this is the heart of all men.
It is said that Hami ate Diao Sanbao's heart and liver to vent his hatred. Then he went to the West Palace and
killed Diao Sanbao's three concubines and a princess in a fit of rage, which further quelled his anger. When Consorts Zhong and Mu saw that it was Hami
returning to the country, they welcomed him into the palace and comforted him for a long time, expressing their sorrow at the separation.
King Hami put on his royal hat and dragon robe and ascended the throne at dawn to receive the civil and military officials, some of whom had fled and others who were originally in the court.
At this time, Mu Jianjing entered the palace to see the king and tearfully recounted the separation. King Hami said, "Grand Historian, we, as ruler and subject, have been separated for more than a year
. The hardships we have endured are beyond words. But today, I have avenged myself and killed the traitor, which is a great fortune for me."
He then issued an edict to pacify the people, grant amnesty to prisoners, and allowed seven-tenths of the former officials to return. He re-established the government and worked tirelessly day and night. All the officials
worked together with one heart.
After waiting for over a month, he annexed the Diaoshu Kingdom, claiming it as his own. He appointed Grand Historian Mu Jianjing to govern Diaoshu Kingdom, and
from then on, the country prospered and the people enjoyed peace.
Meanwhile, King Hami said to his two consorts, Zhong and Mu, in the palace one day: "The law of retribution in this world is absolutely
infallible. Diao Sanbao is extremely wicked and utterly devoid of conscience. When I was conquering him, I captured him before my horse and spared his
life three times. Now he has grown strong and destroyed my territory, and has taken my two beloved consorts into the palace, raping and abusing them for over a year. Such actions
are heinous and immoral. With the help of a divine being in secret, I killed two Jie soldiers on my journey and secretly escaped back to my country,
mingling with the common people and suffering endless torment. I wish I could eat his flesh and sleep on his skin. Today, I will kill this traitor and
devour his heart. " "This fulfills my lifelong wish, and the annexation of other countries will extinguish the fire in my heart."
Consorts Zhong and Mu also had their grievances, saying, "We two consorts know all of His Highness's suffering. We
were violated and humiliated by treacherous villains, forced to follow them against our will, not willingly. We wanted to commit suicide, but feared we would never see our lord again.
Now that His Highness has killed his enemies, we are willing to die."
King Hami said, "My two beloved consorts, please do not take your own lives. There was no other way. I will not punish you. I only wish that
the three of us, in life and in death, will share the same grave, without any doubt."
The two consorts thanked him, their gratitude surpassing anything before. The Yongle Emperor lived a hundred years. To be continued.
Chapter Five? The Grand Historian Mu Gains Power and Wealth? The Prince's Attempt to Seize the Empress
. It is said that King Hami, along with his two consorts, Zhong and Mu, were deeply in love. After two years, each consort
gave birth to a son. Zhong's son was named Sanqi King, and Mu's son was named Sisheng King. Both were ten years old, each with
a robust build and handsome appearance, much to King Hami's delight.
That day, at the fifth watch, King Hami ascended the throne for court. Sanqi King and Sisheng King emerged from the palace to join the audience. All the civil and military officials were overjoyed,
seeing the two brothers' outstanding qualities.
That same day, Mu Jianjing returned home from the Kingdom of Diaoshu, bringing with him dozens of sheep and horses. Upon arriving at his home, he
unloaded all his gold, silver, and jewels, becoming immensely wealthy. That day, on King Hami's birthday, he went to court to pay his respects. The civil and military officials offered their
congratulations, and a grand banquet was held to entertain the officials. But this will not be described further.
Then, Mu Taishi entered the palace, met his daughter, inquired about her well-being, and chatted idly. He then met his nephew, the Fourth Prince, and stayed
for a while. The Third Prince then entered. Upon seeing him, Mu Jianjing asked his daughter, Consort Mu, "Who is this prince's father?"
Consort Mu replied, "He is the son of the Crown Prince's Consort Zhong."
Upon hearing this, Mu Jianjing pondered, thinking to himself, "The Crown Prince's Third Prince is a month older than the Fourth Prince. He is the eldest son, and moreover,
he was born to the Crown Prince. He will undoubtedly inherit the throne. My nephew will then be at his beck and call for life.
If there are disagreements, it will be very inconvenient. What
should I do?" Suddenly, an idea struck him: "This is the only proper way." Having made up his mind, he chatted a few more times,
left the palace, and returned home. But we will leave that aside for now.
Meanwhile, Grand Historian Mu returned to his residence, feeling sullen and unhappy. After two days, he went to the palace again to invite the two young princes to come
and play. Prince Hami did not suspect anything, and Consort Zhong also considered it a great pleasure and did not object.
While playing at Mu Zei's house, they played until past noon, when a banquet was served. Mu Zei had two wine jugs; one contained ordinary
wine, and the other contained a poisonous intestinal tonic. He picked up the jug himself, first pouring three cups of the good wine and urging the princes
to drink them. Then he poured a cup of the poisonous wine and presented it to Prince Sanqi, urging him to drink it as well.
A short while later, Prince Sanqi felt unbearable pain in his stomach, cried out several times, and then succumbed to his injuries. Mu Zei feigned panic and
hurriedly ordered his son to be carried to the palace in a sedan chair.
Upon seeing this, King Hami and Consort Zhong were terrified, their faces turning ashen. They asked, "Grand Historian Mu, what is the cause of this?"
Mu Zei replied, "Your Majesty, I also do not understand what illness the young prince is suffering from. He was just playing with the Second Prince when, for some unknown reason,
he suddenly fell ill."
King Hami then noticed his body was turning blue and knew he had ingested poison. He quickly summoned the imperial physician.
Fortunately, King Hami was long-lived; after being given an antidote, he awoke within half an hour. King Hami had already…
Knowing it was Mu Taishi who did it, he quickly stepped forward and grabbed him, his face contorted with rage. He said, "Taishi, you and I are
blood relatives. Now you've turned on me, poisoning my son! What hatred do you have for me? I helped you suppress this scoundrel, yet you let
peace reign. How can I let this go? If it weren't for the Western Palace's sake, I should have beheaded you to avenge you!"
He ordered his guards, "Quickly bind this traitor! First, give him forty lashes, then exile him to a place called the Western
Regions Kingdom, where he will die of old age and never return home."
The guards obeyed, first giving him forty lashes, then exiling him. This is just one example .
As the poem says:
"Traitors exist every day, villains spring up everywhere.
If they were truly parents, how could they harm their nephew?
Human relationships are as thin as autumn clouds, schemes as deep as a tiger's den—this is clear proof.
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