【Tales of the Land】(Volume 1, Chapter 7)

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Chapter Seven: The Nine-Turn Dragon Spear

Lin Yanhong smiled and said, "Back then, Lü Yan and Lü Dongbin wrote a book called 'The Record of Dual Cultivation,' which described the male and female genitalia

in detail and even included hand-drawn illustrations for future generations to refer to!"

Shui Linfeng exclaimed, "Sister, you know about this too? That's truly rare!"

Lin Yanhong continued, "The book categorizes male and female genitalia into four main types and one hundred and eight kinds. In fact,

many are quite similar, with indistinct characteristics. In actual intercourse, you can't feel any difference at all. However

, there are five types of men's genitalia that are quite different, and you can clearly feel them during intercourse!"

Shui Linfeng exclaimed. Feng laughed, "I've seen your body, little sister, you're definitely a virgin. I didn't expect you to

learn so many good things after becoming a ghost!"

Su Xiuer spat, "Are you really ignorant? Or are you pretending to be? Two ghosts having sex, you feel

nothing at all!"

Shui Linfeng chuckled, "So ghosts don't feel anything when they have sex, that's why we've known each other for two years and

haven't even had a casual encounter. Is it because you don't feel anything?"

Su Xiuer angrily made a face to scare him, and Shui Linfeng laughed, "You scared me to death! I'll stay away from you from now on!"

After saying that, he ran away, and Su Xiuer chased after him with a ghostly scream.

Lin Yanhong jumped up and down, saying, "Do you still want to hear what I have to say? You're a complete lunatic!"

Su Xiuer stopped, stretched out her ghostly claws at Shui Linfeng, and turned to Lin Yanhong with a grin, saying, "Sister, please

continue! I want to hear it!"

Shui Linfeng said from the side, "Su Xiuer, when you turn your head, please turn your body as well. Turning your head

without turning your back will scare me half to death!"

Su Xiuer ignored him and just urged Lin Yanhong to continue.

Lin Yanhong said, "The four types are the Invincible Overlord Spear, the Vajra Pestle of Endurance, the Pear Blossom Spear of Chaos, and the Xuan Yang Pestle. The Invincible

Overlord Spear has a long shaft and a fast thrusting speed. When intercourse occurs, it's like a raging storm, like an overlord charging into battle, bringing boundless pleasure!"

"The Vajra Pestle of Endurance is mentioned in ancient books. More than two thousand years ago, Lao Du, the lover of Qin Shi Huang's mother, was dragged to the market by officials to have his penis cut off for

having an affair with a neighbor's woman. Someone was curious and put his huge penis into a wheel and used

a horse to pull the cart. As a result, all the reinforcing wooden strips on the wheel broke, but his huge penis remained unharmed. This kind of penis is hard and

can withstand intense battles. It's a piece of cake to fight for three days straight and have sex with ten women a night!" "

The Pear Blossom Spear of Chaos, when erect, has a small opening two inches from the tip. It can

rotate very rare cases, it can even curl the tip up inside a woman's vagina and then quickly eject it, making women love it to death

. Zhang Zongchang, the male favorite of Empress Wu Zetian of the Tang Dynasty, had this ability."

"The Xuan Yang Pestle is also a giant yang. The climax is the moment of ejaculation, when the sperm spurts out

three times longer than normal, producing extremely hot yang essence with an unusually long range, gushing straight into the woman's heart." "The size of

each famous spear and pestle must be over twenty centimeters, with the Overlord Spear exceeding one foot in length.

Only a spear and pestle that reaches eighteen centimeters can be considered mainstream, barely becoming the pet of noble ladies!" "

The spears and pestles of our Daze people are usually around ten centimeters. With this size, it

's already quite difficult to keep one's wife from being stolen. Forget about stealing women and jade. A tiny yang going to steal women

will only make the woman being stolen laugh at you!"

Su Xiuer listened, first in amazement, then her hand inadvertently touching her lower body. When she heard "a tiny yang going to

steal women," she laughed so hard she fell to the ground.

Shui Linfeng scoffed, "Laughing on the ground! Is it really that exaggerated!"

If ghosts had tears, Su Xiuer would definitely be laughing until she cried. Pointing at Shui Linfeng with a slender finger, she said,

"Did you hear that! Little Weiyang went to pick flowers! Women will laugh at you. You'd better behave yourself in the future! Hahaha!"

Shui Linfeng wasn't angry, but smiled and said, "Listen to the next one, Yan Hong, tell me about the last one!"

Lin Yan Hong nodded and said, "This fifth one can be said to be a rare treasure, called the Nine-

Turn Dragon Spear. Generally speaking, the size of a penis when it's soft is proportional to its size when it's hard. A man

only needs to have sex once to lose his virginity."

"But this Nine-Turn Dragon Spear is completely different. Normally it's thin and delicate like a wisp of sunlight, but once soaked in flower

nectar and honey , it undergoes a transformation. It can change nine times, growing thicker and longer each time. After the nine transformations are complete,

it can reach a length of twelve inches and the thickness of a goose egg. It's even longer than the Overlord Spear!"

Su Xiuer's eyes widened as she listened: "Wouldn't he kill you then?!"

Lin Yanran laughed: "If it were just long and thick, that would be one thing, but what's terrifying is that the tip can rotate freely left and right for about a third of the way

, even more violently than the Pear Blossom Spear. After each transformation, it ejaculates once, but doesn't remove the spear,

continuing to the next transformation. It lasts even longer than the Nai Zhan Vajra Spear!"

She smiled and looked at Shui Linfeng, saying: "What's even more infuriating is that this

spear

is extremely cunning. Only after completing the final transformation of the Nine-Turn Dragon Spear will it release the true essence of Xuan Yang Li Fire within its body. The ejaculations in the previous eight forms are also semen, but definitely not essence. The owner of this spear often remains a virgin even after having countless affairs with women!"

"Complete the first variation, ejaculate nine streams of semen; complete the second variation, ejaculate eighteen streams of semen; after nine variations, ejaculate

, the Dragon Spear fires eighty-one streams at a time, the semen is hotter than the Xuan Yuan Pestle, and no woman in the world is not

a captive of this spear!"

"The owner of this spear has excellent flexibility in his muscles and bones, making it extremely easy for him to practice martial arts and cultivate Taoism. If he were a Four Spirit Pillar or even a better

top-grade Four Spirit Heavenly Pillar, his martial arts and cultivation would be twice as effective, and he would be a key material for refining the Longevity Pill. However,

like his spear, he loves to play dumb and pretend to be a pig to eat the tiger..."

"Stop! Don't say anything more."

Shui Linfeng interrupted hurriedly.

Su Xiuer's phoenix eyes widened. "Little Shui's...it wouldn't be the Nine-Turn Dragon Spear, would it?"

Lin Yanhong giggled. "What do you think, you silly girl!"

Shui Linfeng asked with a smile, "How come you're so knowledgeable, sister? Who taught you that?"

Lin Yanhong replied, "To tell you the truth, I was originally a furnace cauldron privately raised by Liu Bowen, the founding Grand Master of the Ming Dynasty. I was just waiting

to be opened and refined when I turned seventeen, but that barbarian Hu Dahai bought me out of wedlock!"

Shui Linfeng's tiger-like eyes darted around. "Want to come with me?"

Lin Yanhong said, "You just hit Hu Dahai. When I get back, I'm bound to get a good beating. I've said

so much just to get you to take me with you!"

Su Xiuer shouted from the side, "If we're going to leave, we'll all leave together! Don't even think about leaving me behind!"

Shui Linfeng smiled bitterly, "Taking you out as a concubine wouldn't be bad, but unfortunately I really can't take you with me!"

Su Xiuer protested, "Then how can you take her away?"

Shui Linfeng smiled and revealed the jade pendant that Lin Yanhong wore close to her body, hanging on his chest, saying, "I have her

personal belongings from when she was alive. I can take her away. If you want to leave, tell me where you were buried before you died, and I'll dig up your

grave . Only after I have your things can I take you away!"

He then chuckled and said to Lin Yanhong, "After I take you out, how about you become my concubine?"

Lin Yanhong quickly knelt down, "Thank you, Master. Although I am a virgin, I have already been trained by a master.

Besides my practical bedroom skills, my oral skills are well-versed in battle. I may not be universally loved, but I will definitely make you happy!" "

Just as Shui Linfeng was about to reply, Hu Dahai suddenly jumped out from the side, followed by dozens of fierce

ghost soldiers, shouting, "Adulterous couple, trying to elope behind my back!"

Shui Linfeng was furious: "Big Beard! Stop causing trouble! Before dark, no matter how many ghost soldiers you have, what can they do to me!"

Hu Dahai was about to curse, but his expression changed, and he laughed: "You can't take her away. Her soul

has the mark of the old Taoist priest. Even if she's at the ends of the earth, as long as I chant a secret incantation, I can bring her back!"

He pointed at Lin Yanhong and said, "Crawl over here like a bitch, or I'll chant the incantation to bring you back and skin you alive!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Yanhong felt miserable. She looked at Shui Linfeng, knelt on the ground, and crawled step by step towards Hu Dahai

. Shui Linfeng took two steps forward, placed his left hand on her crown, stepped on her calf with his left foot to prevent her

from moving, and began to search her soul with his soul-searching secret technique.

Hu Dahai laughed loudly, "Don't be so unwilling to waste your effort! That old Taoist priest Liu Ji claims to be a demigod; do

you think you can break the curse he cast!"

Shui Linfeng, after searching Lin Yanhong's soul, still harbored doubts and wasn't sure, laughed upon hearing

Hu Dahai's words. He moved both hands simultaneously, forming a soul-cleansing incantation, saying, "Heaven and earth tremble, soul

cleansed and spirit pure—break!"

A purple aura rose, shattering another purple aura within Lin Yanhong's soul. Shui Linfeng grabbed Lin Yanhong's

hair and lifted her up, his soul-grabbing hand retracting, storing her in the jade incantation she had used in life, saying, "From..." "From now on,

this little vixen is mine! Hu Dahai, you idiot, from now on, when you're bored, you'll only have time

to masturbate! Haha!"

Hu Dahai squinted at him and said, "You little bastard, don't be too happy yet! You think that'll work?

No way! I'll just chant a spell, and she'll obediently come back to me!"

Shui Linfeng laughed, "Try chanting it!"

Hu Dahai angrily put down his big axe, twirled his thick, black, fat fingers, and clumsily bent his middle two fingers,

chanting a forbidden spell. He chanted for a long time, but there was no movement. He glanced anxiously at Shui Linfeng and chanted it a few more times.

"Stop chanting! I've released her soul-binding spell. It's just a very simple talisman, just to fool you, you

idiot !"

Shui Linfeng laughed.

"What's going on?"

Hu Dahai asked angrily.

Shui Linfeng leaned against a large bamboo tree with his arms crossed, calmly laughing, "Tell me something, and I'll

tell you what happened, okay?"

Hu Dahai said angrily, "Tell me!"

Shui Linfeng said, "What was it that dug up the bones all over the mountain?"

Hu Dahai said, "That's it, simple! It was two female and male female beast spirits, digging up corpses everywhere and looking for dead people's brains to eat.

I've already led my troops and driven them away. If it weren't for this, King Yama wouldn't have sent me all this way. If he hadn't sent me, I wouldn't

have run into you, you bastard! If I hadn't run into you, I wouldn't have lost my beloved slave. If I had known you, you little bastard, would

stand out , I wouldn't have come!"

The "female" beast is a kind of evil beast that is neither sheep nor pig. It likes to dig up dead people's brains to eat. It is impervious to swords and spears, and is immune to

water and fire Before it takes human form, it can speak human language. It is cunning by nature and extremely difficult to hunt. However, as long as you

stick a cypress branch into its little head, it's done for.

Shui Linfeng nodded and asked, "Did they take human form? Where did they run off to?"

Hu Dahai replied, "They became a pair of adulterous lovers, and I led my ghostly soldiers to drive them away towards Nantian City!"

Shui Linfeng smiled and said, "Foolish! You led a whole bunch of ghosts, and you couldn't even handle two pig-like creatures.

It shows that some people are stupid as humans, and they're still stupid as ghosts!"

Hu Dahai angrily retorted, "Damn brat, who are you talking about! I am the Great General of the Senluo Palace. One day when

you come down here, I'll see how I deal with you!"

Shui Linfeng laughed and asked, "You mentioned Liu Ji earlier! Where is he now?"

Upon hearing about Liu Ji's whereabouts, Hu Dahai jumped up and exclaimed, "That dead old Taoist priest, one of the sworn brothers from Juxian Manor

, after he died... " "I've seen him for over eight hundred years, not even a ghost has appeared. I've been looking for him everywhere

!"

Shui Linfeng laughed loudly, "Cultivators transcend the Three Realms and are not bound by the Five Elements. How could they be with a dull ghost like you

? He's my senior brother, and Shao Daoren is our master. If it were a soul-binding talisman from another sect, I

might not be able to undo it, but the one my senior brother placed in Yan Hong's soul is a living talisman from our own sect, as if it's waiting for

someone from our sect to undo it..."

Hu Dahai, halfway through hearing this, jumped up and cursed Liu Ji as a scoundrel. Thinking that Old Liu was definitely gone, he decided to vent his anger

on Shui Linfeng. He ordered his ghost soldiers to attack when a ghost messenger delivered a message, ordering him to return to the palace to report. He was told to hurry back with

the messenger ghost without delay.

Hu Dahai was furious, but he dared not disobey the King of Hell's order. He cursed all the way and led his ghosts away on a cold wind

.

Shui Linfeng glanced at the sky; it was getting late. He'd been busy all day and hadn't eaten lunch yet, so he was starting to feel hungry

. He chatted frivolously with Su Xiuer, caught three bamboo partridges, and rushed down Wanzhu Mountain with Lin Yanhong before sunset

.

Back home, he gave the four bamboo partridges to Old Lady Shui to prepare, then went to sleep. After dinner,

he summoned Lin Yanhong from the jade, and without waiting for her consent, resealed her soul, taking her as a slave.

Lin Yanhong seemed quite happy. Shui Linfeng said, "You're my slave now! Are

n't you sad at all?"

Lin Yanhong smiled and said, "This little slave wishes she could serve you with her own body!"

Mentioning the body, Shui Linfeng thought of Lin Yanhong's body at the Jiangdu construction site. Once that zombie cultivated its inner core…

Then, by merging the soul and spirit, she would be a beautiful slave with flesh and blood once more! However, her cultivation was too shallow; merging soul and body

was not a simple matter. Profound arts were difficult to cultivate!

At the very beginning of the foundation-building stage, without abundant spiritual energy from heaven and earth, it was difficult for the "qi" in the dantian to

form. Without the formation of "qi," the inner elixir was merely a pipe dream. Without a large amount of spiritual energy from heaven and earth, practicing until death,

it would be considered good if one could feel the "qi" stirring in one's dantian.

Ten thousand parts of martial arts true qi were needed to gather one part of innate true qi, ten thousand parts of innate true qi were needed to gather one part of spiritual

energy from heaven and earth, and ten thousand parts of spiritual energy from heaven and earth were needed to gather one part of profound Daoist qi. Only when the spiritual energy was sufficiently abundant would

"qi" form in the dantian. And how long would it take for "qi" in the dantian to transform into the inner elixir?

To think one could cultivate innate Daoist qi by starting with martial arts to gather true qi was a pipe dream!

Martial arts and Daoist cultivation depended entirely on one's comprehension. If one could comprehend martial arts and practice diligently every day, it wouldn't be difficult to become a peerless

master . Cultivating the Tao requires enlightenment, and after enlightenment, one must not only practice diligently but also rely on opportunity—for the Tao follows those with affinity!

For Shui Linfeng to achieve a fusion of Lin Yanhong's soul and body, he needs to form an inner core. For now, he can only bring her out.

Lin Yanhong is a red-haired evil spirit. Before becoming a ghost, she was Liu Ji's furnace, her three souls and six spirits refined by him.

After death, Liu Ji tricked her, burying her at the eye of the Taiji Yin-Yang Bagua, where she absorbed a large amount of yin energy,

forming yin essence. Without strong attacks, her soul will not dissipate.

To help her cultivate better, Shui Linfeng not only taught her a method of cultivation but also risked stealing a Yin-Yang bell from the Great Bao'en Temple, a place

teeming He disguised it and hung it in an

inconspicuous spot on the south-facing roof of the garbage dump.

The Yin-Yang bell can gather yin and absorb yang, making it the best hiding place for soul cultivation.

Before leaving the next day, he told Shui Laosan that the bamboo forest on the mountain was a matter of the underworld and should be left alone! Instructing Lin

Yanhong not to show herself easily, she grabbed a few changes of clothes and went to register at the school.

Hankou Road was packed with Nanjing University students. Shui Linfeng had barely shown her face at the school gate when Tao Bingbing from

the student council grabbed her. Shui Linfeng didn't want to stand there like a fool, busy at the gate.

She'd tried to run away twice, but failed. There were more girls than boys busy at the gate. Clearly, women

were much less intelligent than men; the boys would have been drinking with their old and new cronies.

In the distance, Wang Jianbo, with two classmates she'd just met, waved to Shui Linfeng, but wouldn't move

an inch. Shui Linfeng practically begged Tao Bingbing, "Good sister, someone from my class is calling me! Let me go!"

"No! You can only leave after you're done!"

Tao Bingbing glared.

She recognized Wang Jianbo waving from afar; it was Tao Bingbing who had asked Shui Linfeng and Wang Jianbo to come to the school for help at the end of August

.

Shouting at Wang Jianbo, "Wang Jianbo! Come here! I have something to tell you!"

Wang Jianbo quickly covered his ears with both hands and ran away, followed by the two freshmen behind him

.

Tao Bingbing stomped her feet in anger and said to Shui Linfeng, "You dare to run away!"

Tao Bingbing wasn't particularly pretty, but she wasn't ugly either. Her young and voluptuous body exuded a pleasant

fragrance . She was a local from Nantian City and was already a junior in college. Her home was in Wutai Mountain, not far away.

Girls these days mature early. Shui Linfeng was unusually strong and handsome, and younger than her. Whether

intentionally or not, she would occasionally bump into him with a certain part of her body.

Finally, it was evening. Shui Linfeng smiled wryly and said to her, "Good sister! Can we go now? I

haven't put my luggage down yet!"

Tao Bingbing smiled charmingly, "Perfect! Me too! Help me carry my luggage back to the dormitory!"

After saying that, she dragged a large suitcase out from the side without waiting for Shui Linfeng's consent.

Shui Linfeng chuckled wryly, "What did you pack?! So much! Did you come here to study or to escape famine?"

Tao Bingbing laughed, "Enough nonsense! I'll treat you to dinner later!"

Shui Linfeng had no choice but to drag his suitcase behind her like a defeated chicken. Tao Bingbing walked

ahead, occasionally turning back to look at Shui Linfeng, her smile as bright as a flower.

Shui Linfeng went back to put away his luggage, Tao Bingbing following closely behind. Wang Jianbo and the other two were terrified when they saw her,

hurriedly hiding their books under the mat.

Tao Bingbing, that gossipy girl, was two years older than the four of them. She clearly knew

what Wang Jianbo and the others were looking at, but pretended to be clueless, saying, "What are you looking at? Take it out! Or you'll be sorry!"

Saying this, she quickly pulled out the corner of a book.

Wang Jianbo and his two companions cried out in unison, only to see the book cover proclaiming, "Big Boobs, Little Boobs..."

The illustrations were even more explicit and suggestive. Tao Bingbing's eyes narrowed into slits as she laughed, "What is this?"

The three pleaded, "Good sister! Please forgive us!"

Tao Bingbing giggled, "Will you answer when I call you next time?"

The three replied in unison, "Yes! If you don't answer, you're a dog!"

Tao Bingbing put down the book, gave Wang Jianbo a sharp rap on the head, and dragged Shui Linfeng out by the wrist.

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