The Big Boss Takes Action (Full)

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Chapter One: The Coffin Beauty and the Bearded Sister

? There's an old Chinese proverb: "Born in Suzhou, eat in Guangzhou, see in Hangzhou, die in Liuzhou,"

describing the unique characteristics of these four regions

! Suzhou is said to be a place of beautiful mountains and rivers, a land of outstanding people. Anyone born there is not only of good character but also

intelligent, destined for greatness.

Just like today's junior high school graduates, those who get into Taipei First Girls' High School or Jianzhong High School have a good chance of getting into prestigious national universities like National

Taiwan University.

It's said that in the underworld, many people are "working" to be born in Suzhou, causing the King of Hell a

great deal of trouble!

As for Guangzhou, it's said to be particularly particular about food, offering not only a complete range of northern and southern flavors but also

foreign delicacies like hamburgers (sago pudding)...

Therefore, those who love food naturally flock to Guangzhou

! As for Hangzhou, it goes without saying that everyone knows it: "Above is heaven, below are Suzhou and Hangzhou,"

a place with all the sounds, lights, and colors to make one's heart flutter. Of course, one would go to Hangzhou to see it!

As for why one should die in Liuzhou?

Because Liuzhou is surrounded by the Liujiang River on three sides. The wood produced in the upper reaches of the Liujiang River has always been the best material for making coffins, enduring for many years and

extremely precious.

We Chinese want to live in comfortable houses and also strive for a fine coffin after death. If one can die in

Liuzhou, the local materials are readily available, which is extremely convenient.

After a lifetime of hard work, if one can earn a Liuzhou coffin after death, one can return to the earth with a smile, happily

going to report to the oxen and horses!

Liuzhou was a remote southern region during the Tang Dynasty. Since the great Tang Dynasty writer Liu Zongyuan was exiled to Liuzhou, the place has

been named Liuzhou.

Upstream on the Liujiang River, in the woods behind the Fude Temple, a robust young man of about twenty years old, with thick eyebrows, fierce eyes, and a straight nose,

lay with his legs crossed, reading a book in mid-air.

Wow! What an impressive lad! Could he be a terrestrial immortal? Otherwise, how could he lie in mid-air?

No, although it was nearly dusk and visibility was poor, a hemp rope could still be seen tied horizontally between the branches of two huge willow cedar trees

.

That kind of hemp rope was discarded by loggers, yet this strong young man used it as a 'bed'!

He was truly daring and unafraid of falling, daring to prop his head up with his hand, leisurely lying on his side on

the rope, five or six zhang (approximately 10-13 meters) above the ground, reading a book.

In the early spring dusk, the cold wind howled, and the hemp rope swayed back and forth.

But the strong young man seemed glued to the rope, showing no sign of swaying.

He was gesturing as he read, clearly studying a secret manual.

He was completely absorbed in his movements.

Two weary birds, about to return to their nests, glanced at him curiously and quietly flew over. The burly young man used the book as

a sword, suddenly swinging it to the right.

*Whoosh!* A force emanated from the book, slashing directly at the bird on the right. It squeaked

and flew outwards.

Seven or eight feathers immediately appeared in the air.

The other bird, seeing this, chirped and cursed, "Damn it! I haven't offended you, can't I

even look at you?"

Hearing this, the burly young man looked over and apologized, "Damn it! My apologies!" With that, he twisted his powerful waist and shot

towards the fallen bird!

Despite his small stature, he moved with the agility of a monkey. Just as the injured bird was about to fall, he caught it

with one hand .

Another bird chirped, "Let it go!"

and swiftly pecked at it.

The burly young man pinched its beak between two fingers of his right hand

, laughing, "Wow! Don't be nervous! I'm going to heal it, get out of the way

!" With that, he separated his fingers.

The bird didn't dare utter a sound and flew away. The bird

, deeply in love with its mate, stood on the rope, staring at the young man.

The young man smiled faintly at her, glanced down at the dying injured bird in his hand, and immediately took out a small white bottle

from his pocket .

He poured out two small, rice-grain-sized green pills, put one in the bird's mouth, and crushed the other into

powder applying it to its abdomen.

"Don't underestimate those tiny pills, they're incredibly effective!

" After a while, it chirped happily and flew towards another bird.

The two birds chirped for a while, then flew away side by side.

The burly young man chuckled to himself, "Wow! 'Sister Beard's' medicine is really useful!

It can heal animal injuries!" He swallowed another pill.

He then bent his knees and leaped towards the rope.

After clearing the rope, he twisted his waist, lay down on it as if nothing was amiss, opened his book, and continued

reading, propping his head up with his elbow.

Wow! What kind of kung fu is this

? 'A crane soaring into the sky' transformed into 'sweeping across the flat sand,' both natural and beautiful.

Anyone else would have twisted their back.

"Look at him, so young, only about twenty years old. How could he possibly possess

the superb skills of someone with over thirty years of internal energy cultivation

? It's like an eighty-year-old woman giving birth—how strange!

" After reading for a while, the strong young man suddenly saw a thin, elfin-

looking .

He ran around the temple, panting heavily, and looked up to see the strong young man indeed in the distant woods. Overjoyed

, he immediately shouted, "Boss!"

The shout was like a thunderclap from a clear sky, incredibly loud.

The birds returning to the forest were immediately startled and scattered in all directions.

Truly, "thin men are often strong, but their dantian is powerful!" The strong young man, caught off guard, was startled and immediately

fell off the rope.

Seeing this, the thin young man thought to himself, "I'm going to die!" and immediately closed his eyes in fear.

Unexpectedly, the strong young man somersaulted, spread his arms, and slid to the side

, landing lightly in front of the thin young man. He shouted, "Black Monkey!"

The thin young man felt his ears ringing, his heart pounding, and his legs went weak, causing him to fall to the ground.

The burly youth laughed and cursed, "Damn! Did you eat gunpowder? Your voice is so loud!"

The skinny youth got up, looked left and right, and said doubtfully, "Boss, you...you didn't

die, did you?"

The burly youth raised his right hand and shouted, "Damn! You jinx! Pah!" He then made a move to hit him!

The skinny youth took off running and disappeared in a flash to the front of the shrine.

"Damn! Black Monkey, what do you want?"

"Boss, 'Bearded Sister' is here again!"

The burly youth's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed, "Damn! How did you know?"

"Boss, that 'Death Lamp' outside the coffin shop is lit again!"

The burly youth flashed to Black Monkey's side, excitedly saying, "Damn! Black Monkey, let's

go see the show, let's go!

" Black Monkey stammered, "Boss, you go! I..."

The burly youth said, "Damn! Only the two of us know that secret passage, what are you so scared of?"

Black Monkey hurriedly said, "No! Boss, you know I'm fearless, only afraid of you.

Why be afraid of getting caught? I'm just... sigh! How should I put it!

" "Damn! Black Monkey, you're usually so straightforward, why are you

mumbling like that with a 'ball' in your mouth today

?" Black Monkey, pushed to his limit, blushed and stammered, "Boss, after watching 'Bearded Sister'

do got a wet dream that night!

" "Damn! A wet dream? Haha..." He laughed, clutching his stomach.

For these underage lads, a wet dream was incredibly embarrassing!

Black Monkey, his face burning with embarrassment, couldn't lift his head.

After a long while, the burly young man wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes and asked, "Damn! Black Monkey, was the electric shock fun?

" "This...this..."

"Damn! Tell me about it! Don't worry!"

"This...it was fun, but my 'little brother' felt sticky, it was really strange!"

"Damn! Such a wonderful thing? I want to try it! Damn! Are you going or not

?" "This...I really want to go, but I'm afraid of the electric shock!"

"Damn! Black Monkey, you stay far away, don't listen, don't look, wait until they're done, then

we go in and see what treasures they have!" Black Monkey thought it made sense and said happily, "Hmm! That works !

Damn, 'Sister Beard' is

really something, someone actually gave her so many treasures!"

The burly young man stuffed the booklet in his hand into the large incense burner of the Fude Temple and laughed, "Wow! I got this booklet from 'Sister

Beard , and it's really useful!

" Black Monkey laughed, "Damn it, every time I try to find something, I always end up with banknotes, how unlucky!"

"Wow! That's something else! Someone actually doesn't want money!"

"Boss, don't tease me! Each of those banknotes is worth a thousand taels of gold. With my shabby

appearance , if I try to cash them, I'll be mistaken for a thief!"

The burly young man laughed heartily. After a long pause, he asked, "Holy crap! How many

silver notes

?" "Twelve!"

"Holy crap! Black Monkey, you've struck it rich! Twelve thousand taels of gold, wow, that's terrifying!"

"Boss, what's the use of just staring at it?!"

"Holy crap! I'll try to cash them out. The brothers have been suffering a lot lately. If we can get some cash to spend,

it'll be a small supplement. Holy crap! Time to use my brain!"

"Great! After cashing them out, just give me ten taels of silver!"

"Holy crap! Over ten thousand taels of gold for only ten taels of silver! If word gets out, everyone will

think I'm a fool! Holy crap! That's really something!

" "Damn it, next time I'm not taking these worthless silver notes!

" “走啦！”说着，一拉他的手欢天喜地的朝山下行去。

? ? 这位壮少年姓石，单名虎，乃是城中有名的顽童。

? ? 众人皆喊他小黑虎。

? ? 自四年前他就是城中一群顽童的老大，无论什么调皮捣蛋的事，他差不多都

'插一脚'乃是一位令人头疼的人物

即使是年纪比他大两三岁的孩子，也得乖乖的听他的指挥，如果对方不服从，

他一样公事公办，照揍不误。

? ? 所幸他甚有正义感，否则必是柳州城一害。

? ? 柳州城乃是石虎外婆的家。

? ? 他三岁的那一年，双亲出门购买年货，不幸渡船翻覆，双双遇水落难，从那

时起，他便投靠在外婆家。

? ? 外公外婆哪有不疼外孙的，何况他又是一名孤儿。

So he lived a very unrestrained and free life.

He also became increasingly domineering.

His maternal grandfather was a poor, failed scholar who ran a private school in the suburbs.

This old gentleman was very strict with his students, who were all terrified of him, but he just could

n't control his grandson.

Although Shi Hu was mischievous, he was very good at studying. He was exceptionally gifted from a young age, and by the age of twelve, he had finished

reading the Five Classics and had beautiful handwriting.

His grandfather's study had a vast collection of books, and Shi Hu not only handled his studies with ease but also

browsed most of his grandfather's collection. Of

course, he read these books secretly.

Therefore, he was not only stronger and faster at studying than his peers, but he also

knew much more about the ways of the world than his classmates!

Four years ago, one evening, Shi Hu had a bad fight with Tu Long from the west of the city.

Although Tu Long was two years older and bigger, he was still beaten soundly by Shi Hu's agility and fearless

'spirit,' and fled in disarray.

Shi Hu, though also bruised and battered, gave chase relentlessly.

Strangely, after Tu Long fled into the abandoned Gu family mansion, he vanished without a trace.

A perfectly healthy person, disappeared as if from a bubble.

Shi Hu, refusing to believe in superstition, searched through the waist-high weeds.

When he reached the vicinity of a dilapidated artificial hill, he suddenly felt his feet sink and he fell.

Startled, he cried out, "Holy crap!"

With a thud, he landed heavily in a tunnel.

He rubbed his tailbone, groaning in pain.

He muttered, "Holy crap! What kind of place is this?!"

Looking up, he saw a dim light shining through a small, roughly ten-foot-wide opening,

the weeds along its edge swaying in the wind.

He exclaimed in sudden realization, "Damn! So that's why I fell through that big hole! Damn!

It's a trap! No wonder the Gu family was all dead!"

Always very curious, once the pain subsided, he immediately wanted to go inside and take a look. After observing for a while, he

lowered his head and headed deeper into the tunnel.

The tunnel was about two feet high and two feet wide. Because it was filled with rainwater and debris, and hadn't been used for many years,

it was shrouded in a misty haze.

Shi Hu carefully made his way forward through the dark, waterlogged tunnel.

The sound of his feet splashing through the water echoed intermittently in the darkness.

Suddenly, with a whoosh, a dark shadow shot towards his face.

Startled, he dodged hastily, lost his balance, and fell to the ground with a splat! His entire buttocks

were soaked.

He hurriedly stood up, his tiger-like eyes glaring around.

Unfortunately, the tunnel was pitch black; he could only hear whooshing and patting sounds coming from ahead

, but couldn't make out what they were.

He quickly pressed himself against the right side of the stone wall.

After a while, the strange noises gradually disappeared. He breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, "Damn! How could there be such a thing

in this godforsaken place?" He cautiously continued forward.

The tunnel turned and began to slope upwards. Shi Hu used all four limbs to climb, when suddenly

he heard a strange sound ahead.

The sound left Shi Hu bewildered.

There were patting and hissing sounds, along with rapid breathing, and what sounded like groans.

Although the sixteen-year-old Shi Hu had been around for a year or two, fought many battles, and seen many things, he had never heard such a strange sound

before .

Curious, he crept closer. The strange noise grew clearer, and he became increasingly puzzled.

After a while, he felt he had reached the end, his path blocked by a wooden plank. He pushed it,

but it wouldn't budge!

Then he heard: "Oh...oh...good brother...dear brother...oh...oh...it's so wonderful

...oh...I...I'm flying...flying..."

Shi Hu looked in the direction of the sound and finally found a round hole the size of a coin in the plank.

He immediately peered inside!

He was startled to see two buttocks moving up and down.

Upon closer inspection, he saw two naked bodies writhing violently on the lid of a coffin on the ground

, seemingly engaged in a fierce fight!

The two figures were about ten feet away from where Shi Hu was hiding. Because their backs were to him, Shi Hu

couldn't see their faces.

"Holy crap! What are those two doing?! Look at how tightly they're hugging each other, they're clearly good friends, but even

the best of friends shouldn't be hugging so tightly while naked!

Besides, 'men and women shouldn't touch each other'! But why is the guy on top so aggressive?

The woman below has been moaning and begging for mercy, and he still won't let her go! That's outrageous!

When Shi Hu fights, he always lets the other person go if they beg for mercy, holy crap

! This isn't how you bully someone

. But that woman is really strange, even though she's begging for mercy, she's still twisting and struggling, holy crap!

Trying to feign defeat, how cunning.

Luckily, the man didn't fall for it! Shi Hu secretly cheered for the man.

With each thrust, the woman moaned.

Shi Hu secretly cheered!

Holy crap!" This guy's really something else! He can beat someone up with just his penis, making them

grimace and groan.

Amazing! A true man should be like that.

Shi Hu looked enviously at the man's penis, over five inches long and seven or eight tenths of an inch thick, and subconsciously touched

his own crotch.

Wow! A sausage compared to a broad bean, how can you compare? Comparison is the thief of joy, best avoided.

Little did he know he was only sixteen, not yet fully developed, while the other was a robust man in his thirties. How

could they be compared?

Just as Shi Hu was filled with shame, he suddenly heard the man groan, his body immediately trembling. Shi Hu sensed

something was wrong: "Wow! Oh no! That guy's going to lose!"

The man was experiencing wave after wave of pleasure, gritting his teeth for a final thrust. Shi Hu secretly cheered, "Wow! You've got guts!

Go! Go!"

Suddenly, the woman cried out "Ah!" and her limbs went limp, and she didn't move at all! Shi Hu

secretly .

Wow! How could Cha Pu lose to Cha? Amazing! But then, after trembling for a while, the big man

collapsed on top of her, panting heavily.

A sweet and fragrant voice, so alluring it could kill, rang out, "Master Jing, you're really strong!"

"Haha! Xiang Niang, you're so charming!

" Shi Hu exclaimed in surprise, "Wow! Xiang Niang? How can a son dare to fight with his mother? Absurd, immoral, wow!

I cheered the wrong man!"

But then, the big man stood up triumphantly and began to put on his clothes. As he moved, Shi Hu

discovered that he was actually a burly man in his thirties or forties with a naked woman tattooed on his chest.

Shi Hu was secretly astonished: "Wow! 'A nun giving birth—that's really strange.' This man is already in his thirties or forties, and

his mother is at least in her fifties or sixties. How can her skin be so delicate?"

He couldn't help but take a closer look.

This look made him feel very strange.

It turned out that the woman, seemingly paralyzed, lay sprawled on the coffin lid, limbs outstretched,

appearing utterly exhausted from pleasure

! Her once narrow, alluring vulva, after the recent frenzy of indulgence, had become a mere

inch wide, round opening.

Strands of fluid (containing semen) were now flowing out,

trickling down her chrysanthemum-petal-like anus towards the coffin lid.

In an instant, it had formed a small river on the ground.

"Damn it! Shameless! Who pees lying down like that!" Shi Hu cursed under his breath.

What caught Shi Hu's attention most was Xiang Niang's pubic hair; soaked in their sweat and from their thrusting

, it had transformed into a pair of mustaches.

Shi Hu, with his childlike nature, naturally stared curiously!

Upon seeing the mustache, he immediately thought of his grandfather's beard and couldn't help but think, "Wow! Wait a minute,

why did Grandpa say only men grow beards?"

Suddenly, he heard, "Xiangniang, I'm leaving. Don't lose that secret manual and that bottle of medicine!" With that, he drifted away.

Shi Hu gazed at the imposing appearance and robust physique of the middle-aged man, his heart filled with envy: "Wow

! That's a real man!"

Just then, Xiangniang, who had been completely limp and powerless, suddenly straightened her back and

easily stood up from the coffin lid.

Shi Hu's eyes lit up at the sight.

Wow! So beautiful!

Wow! Those bright, expressive eyes, that small, charming mouth, paired with willow-leaf eyebrows, a delicate nose,

black hair, and that oval face—so captivating!

Even Shi Hu, a mere sixteen-year-old naive boy, praised her beauty,

demonstrating just how captivating she was.

Her snow-white skin was dazzling.

Her shapely, high breasts stood proudly above all others. Her flat stomach was irresistible.

That alluring "bottomless pit," paired with that "mustache," resembled a mouth.

And it was constantly drooling!

Wow! Judging by her age, she could only be seventeen or eighteen at most. Why did that person call her "Xiang Niang"?

Could "Xiang Niang" be her name?

After standing up, Xiang Niang immediately darted towards the corner of the wall, about ten feet away.

Due to the limitation of the "observation hole," her shadow vanished instantly.

Shi Hu hurriedly turned his head, adjusting his perspective, and just then saw her standing beside a coffin in the corner, gently

lifting the coffin lid.

"Holy crap! Why is she lifting the coffin?

" She bent down and reached into the coffin, taking out a small wooden box.

With a 'clang,' the lid was lifted, revealing a booklet and a bottle. She muttered

to herself, "You bastard surnamed Jing, you humiliated me today, but a year from now, see how I humiliate you!" Her eyes flashed with a cold light, and

she smiled sinisterly.

Her voice was icy and chilling, as if it floated from the underworld, making Shi Hu's heart

pound wildly , as if he had fallen into an ice cave.

Upon seeing her eyes, Shi Hu was even more alarmed: "Holy crap! This 'Cha' really has a talent for acting;

the change in her demeanor is so drastic!"

"Holy crap! It seems she's not from a respectable background either. People kindly gave her things,

yet she plans to punish them a year from now!"

Just as Shi Hu was pondering this, Xiang Niang closed the lid.

After placing the wooden box into the coffin, she carefully closed the lid, muttering to herself, "To obtain the secret manual and

elixirs is truly worthwhile. I hope to find some more treasures in the days to come!"

With that, she walked to another coffin, took some clothes, and carefully began to dress.

Shi Hu had initially been wary of her, but upon seeing her swaying waist, twisting her round hips, and trembling breasts,

he was completely dumbfounded!

Especially seeing her captivating movements as she dressed and tied her clothes, he secretly exclaimed, "Wow!

I never imagined such beautiful dressing movements!"

Clearly, this mysterious girl had undergone rigorous 'etiquette training,' hence her graceful movements even when she believed no

one else .

Shi Hu stared intently at her dressing movements, his heart wandering elsewhere.

His mind was filled with all sorts of wild thoughts.

He didn't know how much time had passed, but when he looked closely, Xiangniang had vanished.

He was greatly surprised, turning his head and searching for a long time, but he couldn't find her! Damn it! Could she

have already left

? While pondering this, Shi Hu felt as if he had kicked something protruding, and the wooden plank in front of him flipped forward,

almost causing him to fall.

Fortunately, he was agile and used his right hand to brace himself against the wall, avoiding a face-first fall!

Although he hadn't fallen, he was startled and hurriedly looked at what he had kicked. It turned out to be a piece of iron

with spring mechanism, and he kicked it again.

Damn it! Strange! The wooden plank closed automatically again.

Quietly.

How fun!

Curious, Shi Hu kicked it again. Sure

enough, the wooden plank quietly flipped forward again.

He kicked it again, and the wooden door quietly closed again. He was delighted, thinking to himself, "Wow! That's pretty fun.

Next time I'll tell Grandpa to change the door like that too, so it opens with a kick!" Saying this, he kicked it lightly again!

The wooden door flipped open, and Shi Hu quietly slipped inside.

He found the room quite spacious, with more than ten unpainted, dust-covered coffins scattered around.

Four 'death lamps' burned in each corner.

Wow! Those two people who looked decent enough came to this gloomy, filthy ghost warehouse to '

fight'—it's really inexplicable!

Curious, Shi Hu walked to the coffin where Xiang Niang had placed the wooden box.

He curiously lifted the coffin lid, finding it surprisingly heavy, and couldn't help but try to lift it.

But he used too much force, and there was a loud 'bang!' With a loud crash, the entire coffin lid fell to the ground, and

the room was immediately filled with smoke and dust!

Shi Hu was startled and rushed into the secret passage, kicking the iron plate with all his might.

The wooden panel closed again, and he exhaled, muttering, "Holy crap! That scared me to death!

How could it be so loud? I wonder if that 'Cha' heard anything!

" Little did he know that Xiang Niang had already returned to the inn to bathe and eat.

He held his breath and hid for a while, making sure the 'Cha' was gone, then gently kicked the iron plate and

immediately emerged from behind the flipped-up wooden panel to the coffin.

Peeking inside, he saw the wooden box lying obediently in the coffin. He immediately bent down and took it out.

He placed the box on the edge of the coffin and, imitating Xiang Niang, pressed the spring. With a 'clang,' the lid

automatically popped open.

Inside, he saw a small booklet and a porcelain bottle, along with a stack of papers. Curious, Shi Hu

picked up the booklet and began to read.

The cover bore the four characters "The Perfect Beauty Manual" written in a flamboyant, calligraphic style. Shi Hu opened to the first page, where fourteen characters were written

in the same style : "To become a perfect beauty, diligently practice this manual!

" He wondered curiously, "Wow! What does 'perfect beauty' mean? Hmm! I'll take it back and read it first!

At least it won't be left to that 'evil bastard' to harm others!" With that, he immediately tucked it into his pocket.

He picked up the porcelain bottle and examined it. A small paper label was affixed to it, with

a line of : "Take one pill daily, benefit daily!

" He curiously opened the cork, and a fragrant medicinal aroma wafted into his nostrils. He couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow!

It really looks like a tonic!" "Saying this, he didn't put it in his pocket.

He looked at the wooden box again and saw a large stack of papers inside. He curiously picked one up and looked at it carefully: "Wow

! A thousand taels of gold, that's terrifying, is that even possible?" "

..." he said, grabbing the stack of silver notes, taking out five from different merchants and stuffing them into his pocket. Then, he put the remaining

notes back into the wooden box.

After closing the lid and placing it in the coffin, he immediately crawled back into the tunnel, kicked the iron plate again, closed the wooden planks, and

carefully made his way through the tunnel towards the exit.

This time, having been harassed before, he

wasn't as terrified when faced with the swarms of monsters (bats)

! Finally managing to climb out of the sloping hole, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Looking around, he saw the

ground was pitch black, clearly indicating it was quite late at night.

He touched his pocket and found the secret manual and medicine bottle were still there. After a moment's thought, he immediately ran towards his grandmother's house.

※※ ※※ ※※On the outskirts of Liuzhou, next to the Liu Clan Ancestral Hall, in front of a

wooden house , a kind-faced, frail old woman in her sixties looked up at both sides of the road.

She was none other than He Shi, Shi Hu's maternal grandmother. Since sunset, seeing that Shi Hu hadn't returned home, she immediately went to

the homes of Hei Hou and the children to inquire about his whereabouts.

Although the children were young, they were very loyal and didn't mention that Shi Hu had led them in a fight. However,

He Shi already understood from the children's expressions.

She knew that Shi Hu must have been fighting again, so she returned to her doorstep to wait for him. What if something happened to Hu'er ? Suddenly

, she heard a clear cough. He Shi quickly turned around and saw her husband. She hurriedly said, "Master, you haven't gone to sleep yet?" Standing in the courtyard was a thin, gaunt man in his sixties, with a ramrod-straight back. His strong voice said, "Madam, you haven't eaten yet, how can I sleep?" " Master, I'm not hungry, you should go and rest!" "Alas! Madam, Tiger is lucky, he'll be alright!" "But why hasn't he returned yet?" "Alas! He must have been fighting with someone again, he's probably hiding somewhere applying medicine. He'll come back after he's done. Come, let me check on him for you, you go in and eat!" "Master, I really am not hungry..." Suddenly, Shi Hu's voice came from the main hall: "Grandpa! Grandma!" The voice was slightly choked with sobs; clearly, Shi Hu, having returned home from the backyard, was deeply moved by his grandparents' concerned conversation . Upon hearing Shi Hu's call, the two elders, their spirits lifted, exclaimed in unison, "Hu'er, you're back!" They immediately trudged into the hall, their steps unsteady. There they found Shi Hu kneeling before his parents' ancestral tablet, repenting. Madam He quickly said, "Hu'er, look at you, covered in mud! Get up, change your clothes, and get ready for dinner!" Saying this, she went forward and helped him up. Shi Hu said shamefully, "Oh dear! Grandpa, Grandma, Hu'er is unfilial, making you worry again!" Madam He quickly said, "Hu'er, just don't do this next time! Go take a bath!" Shi Hu glanced timidly at his maternal grandfather, He Zhongchuan, and immediately dashed into the room. He Zhongchuan shook his head and sighed, "Madam, we spoil Hu'er too much!" " No! Hu'er is very sensible. Master, please sit for a while, I'll go heat up the food!" After the meal, Shi Hu immediately returned to his room, sat down at the table, took out the Ten Perfections Manual and the porcelain bottle, played with them for a moment, and then immediately opened the manual to examine it carefully. Although the book was only half a foot wide, a little over a foot long, and a little over an inch thick, it contained ten major sections: internal energy cultivation, lightness skill , palm techniques, finger techniques, sword techniques, hidden weapons, medicine, formations, disguise, and strategy. The Ten Perfections Elder clearly stated that the exercises must be practiced in order, otherwise, the effects would be minimal. Shi Hu, however, read the entire book in one go, muttering to himself, "Damn! I don't understand a thing, I'm completely confused!" "Damn! Look at this Ten Perfections Elder, even someone who doesn't know martial arts can Why am I so dizzy and confused?" His gaze fell upon the porcelain bottle, and he immediately thought to himself, " Wow! The Ten-Complete Old Man said this 'Ten-Complete Pill' can clear the mind and enhance one's power. I'll have to try it!" Her snow-white skin was dazzling. Her well-proportioned, high breasts stood proudly above all others. Her flat stomach was incredibly alluring.

That alluring "bottomless pit," paired with that "mustache," practically transformed into a mouth.

And it was even drooling!

Holy crap! Judging by her age, she could be only seventeen or eighteen at most. Why did that person call her "Xiang Niang"?

Could "Xiang Niang" be her name?

Due to the restriction of the "observation hole," her shadow vanished instantly.

Shi Hu hurriedly turned his head, adjusting his perspective, and just then saw her standing beside a coffin in the corner, gently

lifting the coffin lid.

Holy crap! Why was she lifting the coffin? She bent down

and reached into the coffin, taking out a small wooden box. With

a "clang," the lid was lifted, and she took out a small booklet and a bottle from the box, muttering to

herself, "You, surnamed Jing, have insulted me today; a year from now, see how I insult you!" As she spoke, her eyes flashed with a cold light, and

she smiled sinisterly.

The voice was icy and cold, as if it drifted from the underworld, making Shi Hu's heart

pound , as if he had fallen into an ice cave.

Upon seeing her eyes, Shi Hu was even more alarmed: "Damn! This 'Cha' really has a talent for acting;

the change in her demeanor is so drastic!"

"Damn! It seems she's not from a respectable background either. People kindly gave her things,

yet she plans to punish them a year later!"

Just as Shi Hu was pondering this, Xiang Niang had already closed the lid of the box. After

the wooden box was placed in the coffin, she carefully closed the lid, muttering to herself, "It was truly worthwhile to obtain the secret manual and

elixirs I hope to find some more treasures in the days to come!"

Saying this, she walked to another coffin, took some clothes, and carefully put them on.

Shi Hu was initially wary of her, but upon seeing her swaying waist, twisting her round hips, and trembling breasts,

he was completely dumbfounded!

Especially seeing her captivating movements as she dressed and tied her clothes, he secretly exclaimed, "Wow!

I never imagined such beautiful movements!

" Clearly, this mysterious girl had undergone rigorous 'etiquette training,' hence her graceful movements even when she believed no

one else was .

Shi Hu stared intently at her movements, his heart racing.

His mind was filled with wild thoughts.

He didn't know how much time had passed when, upon closer inspection, he realized Xiang Niang had vanished.

He was greatly surprised, turning his head and looking around for a long time, but he couldn't find her! Damn it! Had she

already left?

While pondering, Shi Hu felt as if he had kicked something protruding. The wooden plank in front of him flipped forward, and

he almost fell flat on his face.

Fortunately, he was agile and used his right hand to brace himself against the wall, narrowly avoiding a face-first fall!

Although he didn't fall, he was startled and hurriedly looked at what he had kicked. It turned out to be a piece of iron

with a spring mechanism, and he couldn't help but kick it again.

Wow! Strange! The wooden plank closed automatically again.

Quietly.

How fun!

Curious, Shi Hu kicked it again. Sure

enough, the wooden plank quietly flipped forward again.

He kicked it again, and the wooden plank quietly closed again. He was delighted and thought to himself, "Wow! That's really fun.

Next time I'll ask Grandpa to change the door to this, so it opens with a kick!" Saying this, he gave it a light kick again! As soon

as the wooden plank was opened, Shi Hu quietly slipped inside.

The room was quite spacious, with over ten unpainted, dust-covered coffins scattered around

. Four "death lamps" burned in each corner.

"Damn it!" Shi Hu thought. "Those two looked perfectly normal, yet they came to this gloomy, filthy ghost warehouse to '

fight'! It's so inexplicable!

" Curious, Shi Hu walked to the coffin in the wooden box that Xiang Niang had placed.

He curiously lifted the lid, finding it surprisingly heavy, and tried to lift it with force.

But he used too much force, and with a loud "bang!", the entire coffin lid fell to the ground, immediately filling

the room with dust!

Shi Hu was startled. He quickly ran into the secret passage and kicked a metal plate with all his might.

After the wooden panel closed again, he exhaled and muttered, "Holy crap! That scared me to death!

How it be so loud? I wonder if that 'Cha' heard it!"

Little did he know that Xiangniang had already returned to the inn to bathe and eat.

He held his breath and hid for a while, making sure that 'Cha' was not there, then gently kicked the iron plate and

immediately came to the coffin from behind the flipped-up wooden panel.

Peeking inside, he saw the wooden box lying obediently in the coffin. He immediately bent down and took it out.

He placed the wooden box on the edge of the coffin and, imitating Xiangniang, pressed the spring. With a 'clang,' the lid immediately jumped open

automatically .

Sure enough, he saw a small booklet and a porcelain bottle inside, along with a stack of papers. Shi Hu curiously

picked up the small booklet and looked at it.

The cover bore the four characters "The Perfect Beauty Manual" written in a flamboyant, calligraphic style. Shi Hu opened to the first page, where fourteen characters were written

in the same style : "To become a perfect beauty, diligently practice this manual!

" He wondered curiously, "Wow! What does 'perfect beauty' mean? Hmm! I'll take it back and read it first!

At least it won't be left to that 'evil bastard' to harm others!" With that, he immediately tucked it into his pocket.

He picked up the porcelain bottle and examined it. A small paper label was affixed to it, with

a line of : "Take one pill daily, benefit daily!

" He curiously opened the cork, and a fragrant medicinal aroma wafted into his nostrils. He couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow!

It really looks like a tonic!" "Saying this, he didn't put it in his pocket.

He glanced at the wooden box again and saw a large stack of papers inside. Curious, he picked one up and examined it closely: 'Wow

! A thousand taels of gold! That's terrifying! Is that even possible?'

Saying this, he grabbed the stack of silver notes, pulled out five from different merchants, and stuffed them into his pocket. Then, he put the remaining

silver notes back into the wooden box.

After closing the lid and placing it in the coffin, he immediately crawled back into the tunnel, kicked the iron plate one more time, and closed the wooden planks..."

He cautiously made his way from the tunnel towards the exit.

This time, having been harassed before, he

wasn't as terrified when faced with the scurrying monsters (bats)!

Finally managing to climb out of the sloping tunnel, he breathed a sigh of relief and looked around. The ground

was pitch black, clearly indicating that night had fallen long ago.

He touched his robes and found that the secret manual and medicine bottle were still there. After a moment's thought, he immediately ran towards his grandmother's house.

※※ ※※ ※※ On the outskirts of Liuzhou, next to the Liu Clan Ancestral Hall, in front of a

wooden house , a kind-faced, frail old woman in her sixties looked up at both sides of the road.

She was Shi Hu's maternal grandmother, Madam He. Since sunset, seeing that Shi Hu hadn't returned home, she had immediately gone to

the homes of Black Monkey and the children to inquire about his whereabouts.

Although the children were young, they were very loyal and didn't mention that Shi Hu had led them in a fight. However,

Madam He already understood from the children's expressions.

She knew Shi Hu must have been fighting again, so she went back to her doorstep to wait for him. What if something happened to Hu'er

? A sudden cough startled Madam He. Turning around, she saw her husband and exclaimed, "Master, you're still awake?" Standing in the courtyard was a thin, wiry man in his sixties, his back straight. His strong voice replied, "Madam, you haven't eaten yet, how can I sleep?" "Master, I'm not hungry. You should go and rest!" "Ah! Madam, Tiger is lucky, he'll be alright!" "But why hasn't he returned yet?" "Ah! He must have gotten into another fight. He's probably hiding somewhere applying medicine. He'll be back soon. Come, let me check on him. Go inside and eat!" "Master, I'm really not hungry..." Suddenly, Shi Hu's voice called from the main hall: "Grandpa! Grandma! " The voice was slightly choked with sobs; clearly, Shi Hu, having returned home from the backyard, was deeply moved by his grandparents' concerned conversation . Upon hearing Shi Hu's call, the two elders, their spirits lifted, exclaimed in unison, "Hu'er, you're back!" They immediately shuffled shakily into the hall. There they found Shi Hu kneeling before his parents' ancestral tablet, repenting. Madam He hurriedly said, "Hu'er, look at you, covered in mud! Get up, change your clothes, and get ready for dinner!" Saying this, she went forward and helped him up. Shi Hu said shamefully, "Oh dear! Grandpa, Grandma, I'm so unfilial, I've made you worry again!" Madam He quickly said, "Hu'er, just don't do this again next time! Go take a bath!" Shi Hu glanced timidly at his grandfather, He Zhongchuan, and immediately dashed into the room. He Zhongchuan shook his head and sighed, "Madam, we've spoiled Hu'er too much!" "No! Hu'er is quite sensible. Master, please sit for a while, I'll go heat up the food!" ※※ ※※ ※※ After the meal, Shi Hu immediately returned to his room, sat at the table, took out the Ten Perfections Manual and the porcelain bottle, played with them for a moment, then immediately opened the manual and carefully examined it. Although the book was only half a foot wide, a little over a foot long, and a little over an inch thick, its contents included ten major parts: internal energy cultivation, lightness skill , palm techniques, finger techniques, sword techniques, hidden weapons, medicine, formations, disguise, and strategy. The Ten Perfections Elder clearly instructed at the outset that the exercises must be practiced in order; otherwise, the effects would be minimal. Shi Hu, however, finished the entire book in one go, muttering to himself, "Damn! I read it but didn't understand a thing, I'm completely confused!" "Damn! Look at this 'Perfect Old Man'! Even someone who doesn't know martial arts can Why am I so dizzy and confused?" His gaze fell on the porcelain bottle, and he immediately thought, "Damn! The Perfect Old Man said this 'Perfect Pill' can clear the mind and enhance one's skills. I'll have to try it!" So, he poured out several pills into his palm. Seeing that each pill was emerald green and only the size of a grain of rice, he couldn't help but exclaim in disbelief, "Damn! The Perfect Old Man is quite the expert!" He smelled the fragrant medicinal aroma, and curiously picked up a pill, put it in his mouth, and was about to chew it when, to his surprise, the pill immediately turned into a sweet liquid upon contact with saliva. "Wow! Sweet, fragrant, and delicious!" He immediately stuffed all thirty-odd pills in his palm into his mouth, chewed them briefly, and they all turned into a sweet liquid, flowing down his throat and into his stomach. Just as Shi Hu closed the wooden box, he suddenly felt a 'gurgle!' in his stomach. Then, he let out a loud fart. Shi Hu frowned, waving his right hand repeatedly at his nose, thinking, "Wow! People say loud farts don't smell bad, how come this one smells so bad?" Just then, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, cried out "Wow!", and immediately covered , rubbing his navel. However, the pain intensified and spread rapidly throughout his body, causing him to jump off the chair and hop around the room in agony. This was Shi Hu's self-created skill; whenever he was beaten and in pain, he only needed to jump a few times to immediately alleviate the pain. However, instead of being better off jumping, the jump caused pain throughout almost his entire body. He rolled on the ground in agony. But he gritted his teeth, afraid to make a sound so as not to disturb his grandparents. He was drenched in cold sweat from the pain! He cursed inwardly, "Damn it! You old turtle, you bastard, you old scoundrel, you really know how to trick people!" "Damn it! You old bastard, you'd better protect me! If I die, I'll sue you before the King of Hell , and I'll sue you all the way to the Jade Emperor!" He felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and with a 'boom!', he immediately fainted. After he slowly woke up, he heard a constant jingling sound coming from the room. A Taoist priest, dressed in a Taoist robe, was shaking a string of bells in his left hand and...

Holding a peach wood sword, he paced back and forth in the room.

He was muttering incantations, clearly summoning the celestial soldiers to exorcise demons and capture evil spirits,

seemingly already in a state of utter disorientation!

He involuntarily reached into his mouth and bit down!

The sharp pain caused him to cry out, "Ouch!"

The sound was as loud as a midday thunderclap, and immediately followed by a deafening "Bang!" from the room .

The string of bells fell to the ground with a "clang!" and then silence

. The "master" had fainted from fright.

Shi Hu sat up and, seeing the "master" lying stiffly on the ground, immediately ran towards him.

But as he ran, a strange thing happened!

He somehow ended up on top of the "master," startling himself into a scream.

Shi Hu's right foot landed on the 'shaman's' abdomen, causing him to stumble and fall towards the table by the window. Just

as Shi Hu steadied himself by catching himself on the table, the 'shaman' cried

out and sat up.

The moment his eyes met Shi Hu's, he screamed, "A ghost!" and immediately rushed out the door. Upon hearing the cry of "A ghost!

", Shi Hu was terrified and hid under the table!

After a long while, seeing nothing amiss, he crawled out from under the table, only to see

Mr. and Mrs. peeking out from outside the door. He hurriedly called out, "Grandpa, Grandma!"

The two elders, startled, shrank back. Shi Hu, greatly surprised, rushed over, calling out, "Grandpa,

Grandma, you..."

But He Zhongchuan, suppressing his fear, stood before the door and shouted, "Tiger, you still have a spirit after death!

Your treated you well, don't cause trouble!

" Shi Hu, completely bewildered, stopped and exclaimed, "Holy crap! Grandpa,

what are you saying? Tiger isn't dead!"

Hearing this, He Zhongchuan leaned out to examine him closely. He Zhongchuan sighed and said, "Hmm! Legend has it that ghosts

can't touch the ground and can't appear before sunset. Could it be that Tiger really isn't dead?

" Shi Hu also touched his forehead and exclaimed, "Holy crap! Grandpa, Tiger's palm is warm! Didn't you say ghosts' bodies

are cold? Tiger really isn't dead!

" He Zhongchuan, suppressing his fear, stepped forward and touched Shi Hu's hands, nose, and cheeks. Overjoyed, he exclaimed

, "Hu'er, you're really not dead! Madam, Hu'er isn't dead! Hu'er isn't dead!"

Overjoyed, Madam He immediately rushed forward and embraced Hu'er, weeping, "Hu'er, my darling,

thank God , you're really not dead!" She then faced the door and repeatedly knelt and kowtowed in gratitude.

He Zhongchuan, tears streaming down his face, also kowtowed.

Shi Hu hurriedly followed suit, bowing down, wondering what was happening.

After a long while, Madam He pulled Shi Hu up, scrutinizing him closely.

He Zhongchuan, sitting in his chair, asked, "Hu'er, what's going on?"

"Wow! Grandpa, Hu'er was just about to ask you! Why would you invite a 'master' here, making all this

noise ?

" He Zhongchuan smiled and said, "Hu'er, you've been unconscious for three days and three nights. We can't get any medicine down your throat, so we

had to ask Master Qi to perform a ritual!"

Shi Hu exclaimed in surprise, "Wow! I've been unconscious for three days and three nights? Is that true?"

He Shi hurriedly said, "Yes! Early three days ago, I entered the room and found you soaking wet and unconscious on the floor.

We thought you were possessed!"

Shi Hu's gaze fell on the booklet and the bottle of medicine on the table, and he immediately realized, "Wow!

It 's those pills that are causing this!

" He Zhongchuan asked in surprise, "What pills?

" Shi Hu walked over, poured a pill from the bottle, and handed it to He Zhongchuan, saying, "Wow! Grandpa,

this the pill! I took dozens of these pills before I fainted from the pain!

" He Zhongchuan, who had some knowledge of medicine, took the pill, smelled it, and immediately praised, "Good medicine, Hu'er, where did you get

this miraculous medicine that benefits the spirit and heals injuries?"

Shi Hu was taken aback, "Wow! What should I say?"

He Zhongchuan touched the pill with his tongue, feeling a cool, sweet sensation on his tongue. The pill had turned into a medicinal liquid that stuck to

his hand , and he immediately slurped it into his mouth with a "tsk!"

Seeing this, Shi Hu exclaimed, "Damn it! Grandpa, be careful of stomach aches!"

He Zhongchuan laughed, "Tiger, don't worry, just one pill won't hurt!"

"Damn it! If that's the case, why did Tiger faint from the pain?"

He Zhongchuan laughed, "Tiger, who told you to be so greedy and eat so much at once? Indigestion,

of course you'd faint from the pain!"

"Damn it! I see!"

"Tiger, give one to your grandma! She's been so heartbroken these past three days that she can't eat or sleep!"

"Yes! Yes! Tiger is so unfilial!" Saying this, he handed over the whole bottle.

He Zhongchuan smiled, poured out a pill, and handed it to Madam He. He immediately placed the medicine bottle on the table and asked with a smile, "Tiger

! How did you get this porcelain bottle?"

Tiger was quick-witted and had already prepared his explanation. He said, "Wow! Grandpa, Tiger saw two people fighting in the backyard of the abandoned Gu family mansion

that afternoon!

" "Wow! Those two were fighting so fiercely! They didn't even notice things falling off their bodies. In the end, one of them lost, and

the two of them chased each other away!"

Madam He hurriedly said, "Oh dear! Adults fighting, and you dare to watch! Don't watch again next time, lest you

accidentally pick up a 'fist butt' (get hurt by mistake)!

" The image of the burly man surnamed Jing and Xiang Niang 'fighting' immediately flashed through Shi Hu's mind. Although he really wanted

to watch , he nodded meekly in agreement.

He Zhongchuan smiled and said, "Madam, Tiger has woken up. Can we have a proper meal now?"

"Master, you've suffered these past few days! Teaching and cooking for yourself, alas! Thank goodness,

Tiger has woken up!" With that, she smiled and went out.

He Zhongchuan smiled and said, "Tiger, go wash yourself first! The smell of sweat is quite unpleasant!"

"Yes!"

After the meal, Shi Hu lay on the couch, flipping through

the 'Internal Energy' section of the Ten Perfections Manual.

He had absolutely no martial arts background; how could he possibly know how to circulate his internal energy?

What troubled him most were the names of all the acupoints: "Damn! What's 'Dantian'? It's more like 'carrying a field,' but

what's inside is more like it.

Damn! What's 'Qi Sea'? What audacity! Daring to anger the sea, aren't they afraid of drowning?

This is baffling; I completely don't understand!" Shi Hu simply stripped naked, looked at the diagrams in the booklet, and

sat cross-legged accordingly, tracing the lines on his body with his fingers, following the starting point of the red line.

The Ten-Perfect Old Man was truly thoughtful; besides providing the incantation for martial arts practitioners, he also drew six

human figures and marked the direction of the true qi circulation with red cinnabar.

Shi Hu was originally extremely clever, and having accidentally swallowed so many 'Ten-Perfect Pills,' not only did

all the turbid qi in his body disappear, but his wisdom pearl became even more active.

After persistently tracing the lines for an hour, he felt a sensation, as if a wisp of heat

was moving in his abdomen, and he was overjoyed.

So he practiced, tracing the lines on his body according to the diagrams.

For a full half month, Shi Hu stayed indoors, practicing, and finally he could control the 'little tiger'

within him .

Seeing that he was no longer going out to cause trouble, the two elders were delighted and stopped interfering with what he was doing.

After practicing his front body exercises, Shi Hu was unsure how to train his back.

Because he couldn't see his back!

After several days of study, he

numbered and memorized them.

Then, he started practicing from the beginning, directing his "little tiger" to "visit" all the major acupoints on his chest, and then to "

visit" each acupoint on his back according to the assigned numbers.

Wow! He was on the right track! He suppressed his joy and "visited" each acupoint.

After about ten days of focused practice, Shi Hu discovered that except for two relatively "isolated

" points on the Ren and Du meridians that he couldn't "visit," all the other acupoints were accessible! He was overjoyed!

Early one morning, while he was directing his "little tiger" on his bed, he suddenly heard footsteps

approaching from the hall towards his room. He quickly stopped practicing and opened his eyes

. These days, Shi Hu noticed his ears had become "sharper," sometimes even able to overhear his grandparents

whispering in the hall!

Just then, he opened his eyes and saw Black Monkey, bruised and battered, following his grandmother in. He quickly jumped off the bed

and asked , "Holy crap! Black Monkey, did you fall into the ditch?" Black Monkey glanced at He Shi, not daring to speak.

He Shi, understanding, said, "You two chat!" With a smile, she walked towards the door.

Black Monkey peeked out, and after He Shi had left, whispered in Shi Hu's ear, "Boss, the brothers

were beaten badly yesterday!" Shi Hu's eyes widened, and he shouted, "Holy crap! Who did it?" Black Monkey, seeing

his dark, gleaming eyes, was terrified, his heart pounding wildly, unable to utter a word!

Shi Hu, however, cried out urgently, "Holy crap! Black Monkey, tell me quickly!" "Yes!" " Yes! It's Tu Long,

Niu Che , along with a dozen or so others. They're shameless, daring to use weapons and even hiding short sticks!"

Shi Hu, enraged, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it! Tu Long, Niu Che Wang, Zhu Ge Biao, you dare to

pull this stunt, very well!" After a pause, he continued, "Damn it! Black Monkey, how did this happen?"

"Boss, after you beat Tu Long up last time, he sent someone with an invitation last week. A dozen of us

went to the meeting yesterday afternoon, but..." "Damn it! Why didn't you come to inform me?" "Well...

with the old master (referring to Shi Hu's maternal grandfather) here, how could I dare to come? Besides, we thought we could handle this ourselves,

no need to trouble you, boss!" "Damn it! Black Monkey, you've forgotten the saying 'pride comes before a fall' again. Are the brothers

alright " "They're fine! Except for Ah Zhong's dislocated right arm, everyone else has only minor injuries!" "Damn!

Let's go! Come with me to get justice!"

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