【Anecdotes of the Three Kingdoms (Part 4)】

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IV. On Wolonggang, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei indulged in their sister-in-law's affairs; in Nanyang, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang swapped wives

. Liu Bei, having lost Xu Shu, was constantly alarmed, fearing Cao Cao would seize the opportunity to attack. Suddenly realizing Xu Shu's parting words, he was overjoyed. He immediately prepared gifts and, taking Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, went to Wolonggang to find Zhuge Liang.
The scenery along the way was delightful, and the three brothers enjoyed it immensely. Before long, they arrived at Wolonggang. Liu Bei dismounted and knocked on the door. A boy came to greet him and asked, "General, where do you come from?" Liu Bei bowed and said, "Liu Bei from Xinye, here to visit Master Wolong." The boy said, "Master is not here; he has gone on a journey. General, please return." Liu Bei asked, "Where has Master gone? When will he return?" The boy said, "I do not know either; perhaps three or five days, perhaps more than a month. His whereabouts are uncertain." Having said this, he closed the door and went inside.
Xuande sighed, "What can we do?" Yide angrily said, "That brat didn't even invite us for a cup of wine before leaving!" Xuande scolded, "How rude!" Yunchang was also displeased and said, "With the master gone, there's no point in us staying. We should return for now and visit another day." Xuande had no choice but to give up and return.
Time flies, and it was the dead of winter, with heavy snow falling. Liu Bei wanted to show Kongming his sincerity in seeking talent, so he and his two brothers went to Nanyang again. The cold wind was biting, sweeping away the withered and decaying, and goose feathers flew everywhere, covering the vast white wilderness. The three brothers walked hard, and the north wind was strong. Just when they were struggling, they suddenly saw a tavern ahead. Zhang Fei was overjoyed, "This is perfect! A cup of hot wine will warm us up." Liu Bei was also happy, but he told his three brothers not to drink too much. The three entered the tavern and asked the innkeeper to bring them two cups of hot wine.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, being brave warriors, drank first. Xuande, frustrated by his unsuccessful search for talented individuals, was in no mood for drinking. He only downed a few cups before urging Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to set off.
The wind and snow were fierce, and they finally arrived at Wolonggang. Liu Bei knocked on the door. The boy opened it and greeted him with a smile, "It's you again?" Xuande asked urgently, "Is the master here?" The boy replied, "He is reading in the hall. Please follow me." Xuande was overjoyed and followed the boy through the main gate.
Hearing a young man in a thatched cottage singing with his knees drawn up, "The phoenix soars a thousand feet high, but will not perch on any tree but the parasol tree; the scholar dwells in one place, but will not rely on any lord but himself. I am happy to till the fields, for I love my humble abode; I find solace in music and books, awaiting the opportune moment." Xuande stepped forward and bowed, saying, "Liu Bei of Xinye, I have long admired your great name, sir. Last time I returned empty-handed. Today I have braved the wind and snow to come and behold your esteemed presence; it is truly a great honor!" The young man hurriedly rose and bowed, saying, "General, are you perhaps Liu Huangshu, wishing to see my brother?" Xuande was greatly surprised and said, "Sir, are you not the Crouching Dragon?" The young man replied, "I am Zhuge Jun, the third brother of Kongming. My elder brother is away, having gone out and not yet returned." Xuande He sighed, "A recluse of extraordinary talent, not someone a mortal like myself can easily meet." Zhuge Jun said, "General, do not worry, my brother will return soon. It is freezing cold today; you may visit again when spring is warmer. Please do not let him catch a chill." Zhang Fei said, "Since the master is not here, please mount your horse, brother." Xuande asked, "Could you tell me about the life and strategies of the Crouching Dragon?" Jun replied, "I do not know." Zhang Fei angrily said, "Why ask him! The wind and snow are too heavy; we should return early." Xuande quickly scolded him and then asked Zhuge Jun, "Since the Crouching Dragon is not here, I will leave a letter; please pass it on to my brother." He then wrote a letter, rose, and took his leave.
Back in Xinye, Liu Bei was very worried, unable to eat or sleep. That night, he shared a bed with his wives, Lady Gan and Lady Mi. Xuande was preoccupied and unable to perform sexually. Lady Gan said, "What troubles you, my husband? I will share your worries." Liu Bei then told his wife about his unsuccessful search for the Crouching Dragon. Lady Gan smiled and said, "My lord, what a hero you are! Do you have no good strategies?" Xuande replied shamefully, "I am very foolish. I hope you can teach me, Madam." Lady Gan smiled and said, "I know that the Crouching Dragon Zhuge Liang is not yet thirty years old. I heard that Huang Chengyan's daughter is plain-looking but very virtuous, so I sent someone to seek her out. This is not because Kongming does not love beautiful women, but because he deeply understands that talent and beauty cannot be combined. I once heard Mr. Shui Jing say, 'Zhuge Liang's talent is no less than Lü Wang and Zhang Liang, and he is also elegant and refined, with an extraordinary appearance. How could someone like him not have a love for beauty?
I don't know how many beauties are infatuated with him. It's not that he doesn't desire it, but he prefers a virtuous wife to physical beauty.'" Liu Bei was overjoyed and said, "Your words have enlightened me. I understand your intentions. But how can I entice the Sleeping Dragon to join my cause?" Lady Gan secretly laughed at Xuande's foolishness and readily replied, "This is not difficult. If you agree, it all depends on me." Liu Bei was both surprised and delighted: "You mean I should offer myself to the Sleeping Dragon?" Lady Gan stroked Xuande's chest and said with a charming smile, "As long as my lord can achieve great things soon, I will gladly die ten thousand times over." Liu Bei was moved to tears, embraced his wife, and wept, "With such a virtuous and understanding wife, what more could I ask for? With your beauty and talent, you will surely persuade Zhuge Liang and help me establish my hegemony soon." After saying this, he embraced his wife and devoted himself wholeheartedly to her cause.
Lady Gan, while agreeing with Xuande, secretly laughed at his foolishness: she had long admired Zhuge Liang's handsome and heroic appearance, but had never had the chance to serve him in bed. Although he claims to be offering himself, his true intention is to enjoy a moment of pleasure with Kongming; however, the Imperial Uncle is foolish and dull-witted, and blinded by lust for power, he has no regard for his wife! If only a great sage would come out of seclusion to help him, he would offer up Lady Gan
, or even Lady Mi, without batting an eye. "I lament that most hegemons of the world are heartless. There was King Goujian of Yue who offered the peerless beauty Xi Shi to King Fuchai; later, Emperor Wu of Han sent his daughter to the Xiongnu. There was also Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang, who, in order to escape, repeatedly abandoned his wife and children under the hooves of his horse; when Xiang Yu captured his father and wanted to cook him, Bang said, 'Can I have a cup of soup?' Such examples are countless.
Now Liu Xuande is no different: illiterate, lacking in courage, only knowing how to play power games and win people's hearts; what great talent does he possess that can swallow the heavens and earth? He only has a divine skill of wailing and pleading!" "Young man, having surveyed the Three Kingdoms, I find only Cao Cao, Mengde, who, though less than seven feet tall, possessed the heart of ten thousand men. He swept across the Central Plains without arrogance, and suffered a thousand-mile defeat without
discouragement. Moreover, he was overflowing with poetic sentiment, open and honest in his conduct, and did not discriminate based on a woman's background. He treated all women equally—the so-called 'being able to remain unmoved by wealth and fame, and though loving beauty and indulging in pleasure, he was not obsessed or pretentious'—this is truly a great man! I deeply admire him!" Liu Bei then chose an auspicious day and, together with his second brother and the two ladies, Gan and Mi, went to Wolonggang to pay their respects to the "Hidden Dragon," Zhuge Kongming.
Soon, they could see the bamboo grove in the distance, a beautiful sight indeed: the trees were few but lush and green, the mountains were not high but vigorous and upright, the water was not deep but clear and beautiful, and the thatched hut, though simple, was small and elegant. Lady Gan praised him repeatedly, admiring the scenery alongside Lady Mi. She secretly thought, "People call Zhuge Liang a 'Sleeping Dragon,' and the name is truly well-deserved. Just look at this celestial abode; it's clear he's extraordinary. If I could truly befriend him, that would be wonderful! My uncle is foolish; how could he possibly please me like this?" She then asked Lady Mi, "Sister, do you know anything about Zhuge Liang?" Lady Mi smiled and said, "I've often heard people say he's a man of unparalleled talent. But looking at his dwelling, it's nothing special; he seems like a simple villager." Lady Gan thought, "Sister, you're just like my uncle—though born into a prestigious family, you lack true knowledge." So she provoked her, saying, "Sister, do you know anything about the brilliance of Zhuge Kongming?" Lady Mi, still admiring the scenery, replied, "I don't know the details." Lady Gan smiled and said, "I've heard..." People say that Zhuge Liang is eight feet tall, with a face like jade, elegant and handsome, possessing the talent to govern the world and the ability to turn the tide. He is proficient in all the arts, including music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and knowledgeable in astronomy and geography. He is a man of both talent and virtue, a true gentleman.” Lady Mi laughed and said, “If that’s how you see it, then Zhuge Liang is not only a man of unparalleled talent, but also a handsome young man?” Lady Gan secretly smiled, knowing that Lady Mi was about to take the bait, and pressed her advantage: “Sister, if we could meet Kongming today and see the demeanor of this extraordinary man, it would be a great fortune. We live in this small place called Xinye, how could we possibly meet such a virtuous man?” Lady Mi was somewhat tempted and said, “That’s fine too, let’s meet him and see what kind of person he is.” The carriage moved slowly, with lush grass and blooming flowers by the roadside, and Yun Chang protecting the carriage. The two ladies couldn’t help but feel their hearts pounding. While admiring Yun Chang’s heroism, they thought of Kongming’s charm, and their hearts pounded and their ears burned. Their lower parts became slightly moist.
Lady Mi leaned against Lady Gan and asked, "Why does Uncle insist that we come together today?" Lady Gan smiled and said, "Wouldn't it be better if we went together? It's a good opportunity to see Master Zhuge Liang." Lady Mi stroked her hair and touched her cheek, muttering to herself, "I'm afraid that Zhuge Liang is too picky and won't even notice us pretty girls." Lady Gan smiled and said, "If we treat him with courtesy, how could he be negligent? Sister, don't worry. I bet Zhuge Liang will be overjoyed to see us." After saying this, she gently embraced Lady Mi and secretly began to caress her breasts, thinking, "Sister Mi is so foolish, how could Zhuge Liang possibly be interested? I might as well abandon her and enjoy myself with Zhuge Liang, so that Yun Chang and Sister Mi can have some fun." So, she whispered in her ear, "Sister Mi, have you been having any trysts with your second brother lately?" Lady Mi blushed, her face flushed, and she extended a green... Cong pointed at Lady Gan and said coquettishly, "You silly girl, you're being cheeky again! Stop fooling around. If the lord finds out, how will Yun Chang face people?" Lady Gan laughed and said, "I know. In my opinion, today's opportunity is rare. Why not find a moment to have some fun with Yun Chang? As long as we can keep it from Yide, it won't be a big deal." Upon hearing the name Yun Chang, Lady Mi's lust was aroused. She had completely forgotten about that Zhuge Liang and didn't care about saving face. She blurted out, "No need to keep it from Yide. Let him come with Yun Chang too!" Lady Gan laughed and scolded, "Good sister, you want even your third brother." Lady Mi was so ashamed that she fell into Lady Gan's arms, clutching Lady Gan's fragrant breasts tightly and saying coquettishly, "You naughty sister, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll squeeze out some milk!" Lady Gan also grasped Lady Mi's large breasts with her left hand, while her right hand caressed Lady Mi's plump flower, and said playfully:
"Good sister, I only touched you once, and you've already come!" Madam Mi exclaimed in surprise, "Sister, you mustn't do this!" Before she finished speaking, she felt a slippery sensation in her honeyed orifice, an unbearable heat, and a gush of lustful fluid flowed out. In her haste, Madam Mi hurriedly tried to cover her honeyed orifice with her hand. Unexpectedly, this only made her honeyed orifice even more itchy, a wave of heat washed over her, and she almost lost control, collapsing onto Madam Gan with a seductive moan, her lower body already soaked.
Madam Gan was also startled, supporting Madam Mi and quickly fetching a silk handkerchief to wipe her, saying, "Sister, what's wrong with you today? I only touched you lightly, and you've already come?" Madam Mi snorted, "I'm menstruating, I told you not to move around." She slowly removed her undergarments and had Madam Gan fetch a water pouch, using the silk handkerchief to dip in clean water to wash her lower body. Madam Gan then washed Madam Mi's lower body, first rinsing it with water, then gently wiping it with the silk handkerchief, lest she draw out Madam Mi's honeyed fluid again. The two women, sitting inside the carriage, were unaware that a rich orchid fragrance had wafted from Lady Mi's vagina, seeping through the curtains and outwards.
Meanwhile, Zhang Fei, sullen from being reprimanded by Xuande, lagged behind. Just as he was becoming agitated, a strange, intoxicating fragrance wafted over. Fei initially dismissed it as the scent of wildflowers, but there was a subtle, almost pungent, aroma within it. Fei was greatly puzzled, thinking, "How strange! What is this? Why does it stir my heart so intensely?" He followed the fragrance a few steps closer and realized it was coming from his sister-in-law's carriage.
Zhang Fei chuckled to himself, "My sister-in-law is truly extraordinary; her fragrance travels far and wide. Even the wildflowers on the ground cannot compare to her." He then heard a low groan coming from inside the carriage. Fearing his sister-in-law was unwell, Fei hurriedly urged his horse forward. He wanted to ask, but feared being impolite; he wanted to lift the curtain to look, but felt it would be disrespectful.
Just as he was becoming anxious, the curtain suddenly parted, and he clearly glimpsed the beautiful scene inside the carriage. Yide was startled and quickly lowered his head to avoid the noise, but then he heard Lady Mi groan, "So hot and itchy! It's killing me!" Then he heard Lady Gan laugh, "Sister, thinking of Yunchang and Yide, this makes you unbearably hot!" Zhang Yide couldn't help but widen his eyes and stare at Lady Mi. He saw her plump, white legs, delicate and full, and her labia minora, amidst the downy hair, were slightly parted, dripping a white veil. Lady Mi parted her beautiful mouth, her long, lewd tongue licking her red lips, her hands kneading her breasts... Zhang Fei stared in disbelief, drooling, his "eighteen-foot spear" standing erect like a pillar supporting the sky. Fei was terrified and almost fell off his horse. He hurriedly grabbed the reins, but instead grabbed the "eighteen-foot spear" tightly. Yide was in great pain and only managed to endure it with great effort.
Wanting to peek further, he suddenly caught sight of his second brother, Guan Yu, also spying at the other end of the carriage! Yide was overjoyed, thinking, "I often see Sister-in-law Mi exchanging glances with my second brother; they must be old acquaintances. In that case, it wouldn't be unreasonable for me to witness her charms." He then watched more closely, feeling a surge of lust, wishing he could immediately rush into the carriage and test his "snake spear" skills against his sister-in-law!
At this moment, Guan Yu, knowing Zhang Fei was also spying, was delighted, thinking, "My third brother is also a man of passion; if I could share a moment of pleasure with my sister-in-law and my third brother, it would be a truly wonderful thing!" The two brothers, tacitly understanding each other, kept it a secret from Xuande, both enjoying the beautiful scenery. Liu Bei, that foolish fellow, only knew to hurry on his journey; how could he know that his two virtuous brothers were about to cuckold him again?
A moment later, they arrived at Zhuge Liang's residence. Xuande called to the boy and asked, "Is Master Zhuge Kongming here today?" The boy replied, "Master returned last night and is currently asleep." Xuande said, "It's alright, I will wait for Master myself, you don't need to report." He turned and instructed Yunchang and Yide,
"Second brother, you can stay here with your sister-in-law, I will go to pay my respects to Master Zhuge." Then he entered through the middle gate.
Lady Gan saw Xuande leave and thought to herself, "Rather than seeking pleasure with Yunchang here, I would rather go with my lord to see Kongming." So she said to Lady Mi, "Sister, please sit here for a while, I'll be right back." After getting off the carriage, she said to Yunchang and Yide, "Second brother, please protect Sister Mi well, I will go in with my lord." Guan Yu and Zhang Fei did not dare to stop her and let her go.
Lady Gan entered through the middle gate and saw Liu Bei still waiting quietly in front of the thatched cottage. She said, "Is Master Kongming still asleep?" When Liu Bei saw Lady Gan, his face lit up with joy, and he said softly, "Do not make a sound, just wait quietly." He and his wife waited patiently.
After another quarter of an hour, they heard Kongming get up, reciting, "Who awakens first from the great dream? I know myself best. I've slept soundly in the grass this spring, and the sun lingers outside the window." Xuande immediately stepped forward and bowed, saying, "Liu Bei from Xinye has come to pay his respects to the Crouching Dragon." Zhuge Liang then called over a young servant, saying, "Why didn't you announce this sooner? Uncle, please wait a moment while I change my clothes." After waiting for a long time, Kongming finally emerged from behind the curtain.
He was eight feet tall, with a fair face and a light beard, eyes as black as lacquer, and lips as red as cinnabar. He wore a bamboo hat and a Taoist robe, holding a feather fan, and appeared as ethereal as a deity descending to earth. Lady Gan was stunned and exclaimed, "His elegant demeanor is truly that of the Crouching Dragon!" Zhuge Liang hurriedly returned the greeting and invited Liu Bei and his wife to sit down.
Kongming instructed the servant to set out tea and water, and they sat down in the seats designated for host and guest. Xuande cupped his hands and said, "I am but a mediocre man, overestimating my abilities. I wish to uphold the Han Dynasty and rid the country of traitors. However, I am foolish and incompetent, and ultimately lack the skills to govern the country and bring peace to the people. Today, having met you, sir, I humbly request that you enlighten my confusion and teach me." Kongming laughed and said, "How dare I, a rustic from Nanyang, trouble the Imperial Uncle to ask me? If the General does not mind, I will speak arbitrarily. Today, the world is in great chaos: Cao Cao holds the Emperor hostage to command the feudal lords, dominating the Central Plains. He has strategists in civil affairs and fierce generals in military affairs, and his power is immense." This is truly a force to be reckoned with; Sun Quan's ancestral home is in Jiangdong, where three generations have passed. The land is strategically advantageous, the people are wealthy, and the populace is united. This region can be an ally, but not a target. Jingzhou is a strategically vital location, connecting Chang'an to the north, Yizhou to the west, and Sun Wu to the east—a place of vital importance for military strategists. If you, General, first take Jingzhou as your base, then advance west to Chengdu, forming a pincer movement. When the Central Plains are in turmoil, gather the troops from both regions, join forces with the allies of Eastern Wu, and launch a unified northern expedition. Then the Han dynasty can be restored, and hegemony can be achieved. "!" Liu Bei was overjoyed and rose from his seat to thank him, saying, "You, sir, have already foreseen the division of the world into three kingdoms even before leaving your thatched hut! You are truly a divine being! Hearing your words is like a sudden awakening, enlightening me completely! I humbly request your assistance in coming out of seclusion to help me restore the Han Dynasty, jointly punish the traitors, and establish a great cause that will last for a hundred years!" Kongming smiled and said, "I was originally a commoner, and now I am merely trying to preserve my life in this chaotic world. I am aware of your kind intentions, General, but I fear that my abilities are too shallow, and coupled with my lazy nature, I am truly incapable of accomplishing anything." Liu Bei He sighed, "Sir, you refuse to come out of seclusion. Is Heaven forsaking our Han Dynasty?" Kongming turned around and thanked him, saying, "It is not that I do not wish to help you, General, but that I am of limited talent and learning, and am not capable of accomplishing great things." Liu Bei thought to himself, "Now that I have come here, how can I leave empty-handed? Fine, I will once again use my unparalleled 'crying skill' and I am not afraid that you will not help me build a nation." So he sighed and said, "If you, Master Kongming, refuse to help me, what will become of the common people!" After saying this, he burst into tears, his sleeves soaked with tears.
Zhuge Liang, emboldened by her sincerity, bowed and knelt, saying, "Since that's the case, I am willing to serve you like a dog or a horse." Liu Bei was overjoyed and immediately helped Zhuge Liang up, exclaiming, "It is a sign that Heaven will not destroy the Han Dynasty, sir!" Lady Gan, having just heard Zhuge Liang's words that seemed to encompass the heavens and earth, and seeing the young and handsome Sleeping Dragon, had already felt a stirring of desire and couldn't help but interject, "If we have Zhuge Liang's assistance, our lord will be extremely fortunate!" Zhuge Liang, who was exchanging pleasantries with Liu Bei, suddenly remembered that there was a heroine beside him. He glanced at her and indeed, she was incomparably beautiful, both inside and out. Zhuge Liang smiled slightly, already aware of the hint of affection in Lady Gan's eyes, and remained unmoved, simply saying, "Lady Gan's insight puts us men to shame. This is a great blessing for our lord." Liu Bei was also pleased and presented gifts to Zhuge Liang. The joy between ruler and subject was self-evident.
Now, I have something to say: What virtue or ability did Liu Bei possess? How could he possibly persuade the unparalleled genius Zhuge Liang? To restore the Han Dynasty and eliminate the traitors—isn't that tantamount to establishing himself as king? I'm reminded of a famous quote from Stephen Chow: "The so-called 'Overthrow the Qing and restore the Ming' is just a slogan! What's the difference between it and 'Amitabha Buddha'?" It's merely a smokescreen, a facade, so I can profit from it.
I don't admire Liu Bei's abilities, but I lament that even a man like Zhuge Liang was deceived by Liu Bei and willingly submitted.
Although Zhuge Liang made invaluable contributions to Shu Han, he was truly a pearl cast before swine! He devoted himself to serving a mediocre ruler, ultimately succumbing to illness and dying at Wuzhang Plains. What a pity, how lamentable! While Liu Bei and his wife were chatting and laughing with Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were already engaged in a fierce battle with Sister Mi. Don't be impatient, let me explain in detail.
Lady Mi, seeing Lady Gan follow Liu Bei into the thatched cottage, felt rather bored being alone, so she called out, "Where is Yun Chang?" Guan Yu hurriedly stepped forward and said, "I'm here." Lady Mi feigned a huff and said, "I twisted my shoulder on the way here. Yun Chang, could you massage it for me?" Yun Chang said, "Sister-in-law, please get out of the carriage. I'll serve you right away." Lady Mi said, "No, I'm afraid people will gossip. Yun Chang, please get in the carriage quickly and serve me for a while." Guan Yu was about to pretend to refuse again, but Zhang Fei, who had already lost his temper, shouted, "Sister-in-law Mi
, don't be hasty. If Second Brother refuses, I'll come right now!" With that, he leaped onto the carriage and went straight inside. Yun Chang was shocked and said, "Yide, you mustn't be rude!" Before Yun Chang could finish speaking, Lady Mi, unable to contain her lust, pulled down the carriage curtain.
Zhang Fei seized the opportunity to embrace Lady Mi's plump waist, exclaiming joyfully, "Sister-in-law Mi, I'm nearly forty and still unmarried. Today, your honeyed depths are fragrant, and I've already smelled them. Before you return, let me serve you and bring you some pleasure!" Lady Mi leaned into Zhang Fei's arms, her eyes half-closed, moaning softly, "Third brother, since you know, what are you waiting for? Quickly serve me, I want to see your spear skills, you dark-skinned fellow!" Zhang Fei's "spear" was already erect, and he quickly stripped off his clothes, revealing his dark, muscular body. He then stripped Lady Mi of her fragrant and beautiful clothes, grabbing her large breasts like a bandit. Lady Mi's lust surged, her beauty fully displayed, her moans growing louder. Unable to contain his burning desire, Zhang Fei wrapped his arms around his sister-in-law's waist, lifted her up, and thrust his "spear" into her.
Lady Mi felt that Yide's penis was as hard as iron and as hot as fire, its glans opening and closing, biting at her vaginal muscles like a giant python. Yide had not been intimate with women for a long time, and he knew that today's battle was extremely dangerous: if he was not careful, he would follow in his elder brother's footsteps and be known as a "quick shooter." So he focused his breathing and regulated his energy, not daring to relax in the slightest; he also used the spear technique he used to kill enemies—overpowering the enemy, avoiding the strong and attacking the weak, judging the momentum, and thrusting all the way in. He waited for Lady Mi to catch her breath and for her vaginal muscles to relax before he thrust in hard.
Lady Mi cried out, her vaginal muscles contracted, and after a while, it gradually softened. Yide took the opportunity to thrust and pull fiercely again, using both spear and staff techniques. Lady Mi couldn't help but shout and yell again, her voice filled with lust, "Good third brother, good spear technique! Your sister-in-law has never spoiled you for nothing! Thrust again! Thrust again!" Guan Yu, outside the carriage, heard the lewd sounds rising from inside, and Zhang Fei kept shouting, "Sister-in-law, is my spear technique proficient?" Lady Mi, meanwhile, cried out lewdly, "Good man! Good skill!" Guan Yu chuckled to himself, and lightly lifted the beaded curtain, only to see Yi De naked, locked in the throes of passion.
Guan Yu laughed, "This fool, so impatient. Let me tease him for a bit." He quietly dismounted and deliberately stomped on the stone slabs on the ground. Lady Mi, who was fighting Zhang Fei at Wolonggang, saw Guan Yu stomping on the stone slabs outside and was overjoyed. She feigned fear and cried out, "Third brother, your eldest brother is coming! Quickly shoot!" As she finished speaking, she stretched out her fat leg and hooked it tightly around Yi De's strong waist.
Upon hearing this, Yide was terrified. He immediately thrust wildly, causing his "spear" to swell and overflow. With a mighty struggle, he released all the semen he had been accumulating for years into Mi's honeyed orifice!
Zhang Fei got out of the carriage, looking around frantically, calling out, "Where is my elder brother?" After looking for a long time without seeing Liu Bei, and hearing Mi's moans rising again from inside the carriage, he realized he had been tricked. He turned back into the carriage and saw his second brother already embracing Mi and
engaging in vigorous intercourse. Zhang Fei was furious, saying, "Second brother, how could you trick me like this!" In his haste, his "spear" had nowhere to go. He pried open Mi's anus, shouted, and thrust in!
Mi screamed in agony, nearly dying, and managed to groan, "Yide, you mustn't do this! You'll kill me!" Zhang Fei wouldn't listen, continuing to thrust wildly. Yun Chang's "broadsword" and Yide's "spear" attacked from both sides, their attacks intersecting and sparking! Lady Mi was already in a daze, unable to distinguish east from west, feeling only an unparalleled sense of freedom in all directions. She wished she could die beneath the two men immediately. Her orifices and rectum felt like a stampede of horses, a relentless assault, until she could only utter one word: "Throw! Throw!" How wonderful! Throw indeed!
At this very moment, Kongming, Liu Bei, and Lady Gan were drinking tea in the hall. Lady Gan smiled and said, "I have long heard of your wife's virtue, sir. May I meet her?" Kongming smiled quietly and said, "My wife is quite plain-looking; it is inconvenient for her to meet such an honored guest." Lady Gan laughed and said, "How can a husband seek a wife based on her appearance? A virtuous wife is enough. This humble servant wishes to have a chat with your wife." Kongming could not refuse, so he had to call out Lady Huang. Lady Huang bowed her head and left. Kongming said, "I have now joined Liu Bei's household, so you need not stand on ceremony." Lady Gan said, "I have long heard of this young lady's cleverness and skill; I would like to chat with her." While chatting with Kongming, Liu Bei secretly observed Lady Huang. Although her appearance was not as striking as that of a pampered noblewoman, she possessed inner wisdom and her demeanor was graceful and proper. There was another remarkable feature: Lady Huang's breasts and buttocks were high and large, surpassing even Lady Mi's ample bosom.
It turned out that since marrying Zhuge Liang, Lady Huang had been frail and sickly, so Kongming had prescribed medicine for her to gradually nourish her.
Several years later, Lady Huang's figure had become incredibly full, and Kongming could no longer suppress her. Although Lady Huang was considered plain-looking, she was merely not as delicate and frail as a typical noblewoman; she was by no means ugly, but rather possessed a plump and robust charm reminiscent of a country girl. Furthermore, she had considerable talent and literary ability, and her appearance and demeanor were no less than Kongming's.
Seeing the benefits, Liu Bei stared blankly at Kongming. Kongming chuckled inwardly, feigning surprise, and asked, "Is my lord unwell?" Liu Bei was greatly embarrassed and replied, "Nothing, nothing." After sitting for a short while, Kongming rose and said, "My lord, please sit a little longer. I will go to change my clothes. Lady Gan may accompany the Imperial Uncle and his wife for a moment." Lady Gan quietly said to Lady Huang, "I also wish to change my clothes. Where is the restroom?" Lady Huang told her, and Lady Gan also left.
Only Liu Bei and Lady Huang remained at the banquet, and Xuande could only make small talk. Xuande said, "Lady Huang, why do you not dare to raise your head?" Lady Huang blushed and said, "This humble servant is ugly and dares not startle the noblemen." The Imperial Uncle said, "Not so. I observe that you, Lady Huang, are beautiful inside and out, and your demeanor is radiant." Lady Huang was ashamed and turned away from the banquet, but her extremely plump buttocks were directly facing Xuande, and her large, beautiful breasts were also clearly visible.
Xuande, seeing this, swallowed hard, his penis erect, and, unable to contain his lust, leaned closer and asked in a low voice, "How old are you, Madam?" Madam Huang dared not refuse, replying, "Thirty years old." Liu Bei exclaimed with delight, "Truly a beautiful young woman!" He then said, "Please pour me some tea, Madam." As Madam Huang bent over, Xuande reached out and gently touched her large breasts. Madam Huang was startled and asked, "What are you doing?" Unexpectedly, Xuande held onto her breasts tightly, using the techniques taught by Xu Shu, pinching the sensitive spot on her breasts. Madam Huang's breathing quickened, and she lost control. Xuande pressed his advantage, then reached for Madam Huang's buttocks, slipping his hand between her buttocks and digging incessantly. Madam Huang tried to resist, but the techniques taught by Xu Shu were so skillful that in a short time she was aroused, her juices flowing freely, her body burning with heat and itching, her legs trembling, and she collapsed into Liu Bei's arms.
Xuande was overjoyed. He lifted Huang's top, grasped her large breasts, and began to devour them, sucking on her nipples. He found this country girl to have a unique charm, quite different from the noblewoman. Xuande, taking advantage of this, removed Huang's undergarments and began to lick her plump vulva. He quickly pulled down his pants and thrust his long-cultivated penis inside her…

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